/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19988338
>Night all, love you :)
where you going faggot you just got here

i used to prepare scrambled eggs with tomatoes in a tortilla the day before i had morning shifts to microwave them at work. i love you too!

>>19988342
I told you OP couldn't hang..

>>19988342
>>19988345
I'm just on my way out, ya'll. Have fun

>>19988343
That's awesome. Sometimes I make four at once and freeze three of them for easy meals throughout the week

can't tell if people think this anti-shit-posting shit posting style is genuinely clever / cute or if they're actually retarded

either way, why are you talking about breakfast food at night

>>19988367
>this anti-shit-posting shit posting style is genuinely clever / cute or if they're actually retarded
would you lighten up

>>19988367
Bro, I just made a scrabled egg in a tortilla with cheese. It's not whatever anti-anti-pro-anti thing you've concocted in your head. Chill out a bit

>>19988374
he's not referring to the food, he's referring to the fake nice / reddit tier banter

>>19988378
I don't care. I felt good so I made a post about how I felt

>>19988379
well cut it out

>>19988338
I'm gonna make this right now ty op

>>19988381
No. I am unironically happy. Hope you feel better soon, friend. I'd give you a one armed hug at the end of a trivia night, if I could.. I know shit gets hard most of the time. But sometimes, life is alright

>>19988386
Based, enjoy!

>>19988388
i prefer both arms, but you talked me into making an egg tortilla too

>>19988406
That's it man! Enjoy

>>19988378
>reddit tier REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
i can think of nothing more retarded than gatekeeping this fucking trash pile. yelling about reddit is the most reactionary nonsense, mostly used to defend against any sort of show of emotion or genuine sentiment. truly, i have no idea what reddit is like cause i haven't been there, but i can say with certainty that using that as an excuse to be dumb, reactionary, and infantile is the height of retardation. second only to /pol/tards, reddit-yelling 4chan gatekeepers are absolute cancer and idiotic beyond belief.

>>19988461
no one cares. you're just as much of a problem responding to their bait. stop derailing OP's thread

>>19988338
OP i didn't have tortillas but i made some eggs in honor of your thread. good stuff. cheers

>>19988467
Cheers, friend

>>19988367
>either way, why are you talking about breakfast food at night
u r retarded

>>19988484
OP literally said good night

>>19988338
I love tortillas but I wish there were "better" tortilla at the store. Have you seen the shelf life on those? You can keep them for months, and even longer in a fridge. What's up with that?

>>19988502
You can eat any food at any time anon, nobody will arrest you for having an omelette for dinner.

>>19988338
My go to lazy breakfast is some scrambled eggs, cheese, sautéed jalapeños and onions (sometimes bell peppers) with some Arizona Gunslinger hot sauce in each bite served with a cup of hot coffee. Making that in a few hours too.

>>19988338
I do this all the time, I recently started putting a sausage patty in with it and that's really good. Home fries are also a good addition. My favorite is diced chouriço.

>>19988338
I have been eating egg tacos since day one.

>>19988776
DUDE HOTSAUCE LMAO

>>19988940
Those are good ideas

>>19988617
no shit. no point in posting something this obvious, but since you seem pretty dense, i'll lay it out for you. omelettes are generally eaten in the morning, which most people call breakfast. sure you can eat one any time of the day, but most people would categorize it as a breakfast food. same with pancakes or cereal. goddamn people like you are legitimately retarded, or you're just shitposting i guess. in which case, here's that (You) that you wanted so bad, bud

>>19990681
Why are you so mad?

>>19991523
>outed for being the true retard and backed into corner
>lol um u mad?

>>19988338
Looks comfy, tell me more. A recipe perhaps.

>>19991834
>beat an egg
>season with salt and pepper
>put pan on high heat
>butter in pan
>when it starts singing put the egg in
>constantly stir and shake the pan to fry egg
>flip
>add cheese and fold over out of pan
>nuke tortilla for 30 seconds
>add egg and hot sauce
>roll burrito
Takes like 30 seconds to cook, add whatever you want to the egg I usually go with diced tomato

>>19991996
I'll try this today morning.

>>19988338
there is not a single person on this website who is remotely lovable
you might have stockholm syndrome towards cunts

>>19992049
I love you anon

>>19988338
High effort breakfast taco,
Not impressed.

>>19988467
reddit spacing go back

>>19994407
not that anon, but that's not what reddit spacing means. at least know what you're talking about before regurgitating buzz words you've heard, dumbass

>>19990681
and people can make traditional breakfast food outside of breakfast without it being questioned, if there was anything so obvious here it needed no explanation its that you fudge packing nigger

>>19994971
clearly they can't since it was questioned. also, learn english retard

>>19988776
>Arizona Gunslinger hot sauce

>>19994983
they can in the presence of people with an iq above room temp
point to what part of my english was hard to understand and I'll gladly explain it for you esl dipshit

>>19988414
No offense but you sound like a cool dude and a good cook.

>>19994999
It's a local hot sauce that's pretty good, been around forever. Why the hate?

tortila egg