/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19988305
if it's been frozen the whole time it's be perfectly safe. it might not taste very fresh though.

>>19988305
i want to fuck those eggs

I'm so fucked up

>>19988305
Thaw it out, then give is a shneef. If there's anything that seems even benignly rank, then chuck it. You lose nothing.

>>19988319
>You lose nothing.
youve never been poor

>>19988366
Not that Anon. If you're truly poor you don't have a freezer in the first place and if you were lucky enough to have one you wouldn't leave meat in it for over a year. Think retard, think for once.

>>19988405
>If you're truly poor you don't have a freezer
oh yes youre not truly poor unless youre a starving child in africa
theres a difference between compulsive frugality and literal fighting for your life desperation

>>19988405
He’s land poor.

>>19988366
If you were poor, you'd know how shitty a trip to the hospital or losing days of work over food poisoning costs instead of throwing out bad meat.

>>19988424
and youd also stop buying alcohol, right?
no one poor would make short sighted decisions because they have few options

>>19988429
No, alcohol is a necessity. If you're going to poison yourself to get by, at least do it right.

>>19988431
frozen meat is fine after a year

>>19988424
why? hospital is free and your sick days are also being paid for in first world countries?

>>19988311
you can’t fuck eggs

EGGA

Bacteria cannot grow in a frozen environment. I've been buying a lot of frozen foods recently because it's my belief that a lot of them were manufactured before the wuhan wheeze hit, so they are untainted and more pure than "fresh" foods.

>>19988441
try and stop me fag

>>19988432
Can be. Can also be freezer burned. Can also have been shittily stored with a freeze/thaw cycle which causes toxins that very minute micro critters shit out. Can also just have simply degredated, albeit very slowly because it's in a freezer.
I just ate two year old wild game turkey that was vaccuum sealed and stored in a chest freezer for the fact that we knew if we gave it another season then you're just going to be looking at bad meat.

roosters fuck eggs. that's literally what the white part is, proper cock jizz

>>19988462
>that's literally what the white part is
doesnt sound right mate

>>19988305
Maybe.

>>19988305
Dunno what's worse. That they made an R34 of that or that I jerked off to it.

>>19988305
It's fine but won't probably taste that exciting.

>>19988445
I think those have all been eaten already. You are better off immune-boosting with vitamin C and D supplements, as well as eating real food with real nutrients as well, fresh meat, bone-in, eat the chewy stuff around the bone. Eat clementines with skin. Use a spoon and scrap the inside of banana skin, eat that too. Eat full fat yogurt. Cheese and kimchi for Vitamin K2. Get sunlight, outdoor time, reduce stress by avoiding MSM news, watch something that makes you laugh and feel good as that would boost your immunity.

I want to fuck those eggs

>>19988305
Why would you eat in the freezer?

>>19988305

>>19988424
imagine being this weak and feeble. how are you even alive?

>>19988305
You will gain the strength of the bison. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>19988313
Friday night turn up!

>>19988305
>If I eat the over 1 year old buffalo meat burger patty in the freezer will I die?
ONLY whole primal cuts of beef have that 1 year expiration date and it's an outside number that I'd never ever go to anyway, so don't eat it.

>>19988424
>If you were poor, you'd know how shitty a trip to the hospital or losing days of work over food poisoning costs instead of throwing out bad meat.
and, the hospitals are full with new covid, rsv and flu patients, and you'll leave with a new problem sending you right back. All of that, plus some 6k copay and lost sick days you might need later for what? $1 of food? Talk about stupid

>>19988630
So it doesn't thaw, dipshit.

>>19988953
Only morons go to hospitals

>>19988305
You should make chili with it and enter a cooking competition

>lust provoking image

>>19988445
>>19988583
>You are better off immune-boosting with vitamin C and D supplements
It's always fascinating to me to watch two idiots exchanging information. Neither of them have a clue what they're talking about, but yet they each trust the other's perceived authority. It's wild watching the birth of misinformation.

>>19988305
Didn't they eat 10000 year old frozen mammoth a decade or two ago? You'll be okay

>>19988445
ah yes, archeo-foods, Big Fresh doesn't want you to know about them

>>19989240
>Big Fresh
kek

>>19988441
not with that attitude

>>19988305
it would be extremely painful

>>19988305
Hopefully yes.

>>19988305
The shape of the eggs sizzles my bacon

EGGA

>>19988305
I buy in bulk. I regularly eat stuff frozen for a year or more. It still tastes fresh.

I just had five year old top sirloin, filet, and bbq pork butt, and spare ribs last week. All vacuum bagged and frozen -10 in a deep freeze. Tasted fine and didn't get sick.

>>19989647
he's a big guy

>>19988305
"ecchi"

>>19988305
I have the same question, but with chicken breast... I have like 25 of them...

>>19990695
Post breasts or gtfo

>>19990400
I want to make Freiren eat all the eggs

>>19990292
for you

>>19988441
you can. soft boiled eggs feel amazing in a fleshlight

>>19990774
I want to make Fern eat all the eggs!