/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19984426
Ur a faget
Eat grapes and never post again you intelligent, nihilistic bastard (with a wicked sense of humor)

i just squeezed a giant cyst from my shoulder and the pus smelled rancid. you should make grilled cheese.

>>19984450
post pics or it didn't happen
>>19984426
the consensus to a thread a couple days ago was a baconator; but I think gas station nachos with cut up hot dogs is a better option

instant ramen with a few scrambled eggs cracked in. when it's just done but still hot cover it with cheese and stir. throw in a handful of fritos and top with green onions and hot sauce.

>>19984426
Do you have money or are you broke? Are you trying to go out to eat or are you trying to make food at home? What do you have on hand?
My go-to when I was broke was fry up some bologna and chop it up, mix a chicken top ramen bouillon pack, a bit of great value parmesan, and an egg yolk, boil the ramen noodles and toss them into the mixed stuff with a little of the starchy water, black pepper over the top and voila! Carbonara in five minutes.
Ideally you should keep fresh fruits around and some nuts, so you're not constantly eating garbage.
Otherwise just go to Taco bell.

>>19984450
Don't, just don't, I don't need to go down that Youtube rabbit hole... (again...)

jalapeno poppers

>>19984426
DUDE WEED LMAOOOOOOO. PICKLE RICK AMIRITE??? How abouts Doritos and Mtn. Dew, my dood? xD

>>19984426
pickles

>>19984426
nigga what you tryna fuck with?

>>19984426
lol dude what if... food ate us? lol duuuuuuuuude we are what we eat, so are we the food? broooooo hahaha

>>19984426
what your money/store situation like?
cooking ability?
you got a deep fryer?

get a cheap frozen burrito and deep fry that bitch, put on a bed of lettuce with some chopped onions, sour cream, salsa and cheese

It takes a $2 shitty burrito to a S tier munchie

soft pretzels are pretty easy to make and even easier to buy

>>19984426
I just woke up and did a couple bong rips. After showering I'm gonna make French toast and sausage for breakfast. Or maybe porridge. I think I have enough time to make porridge. I make it with steel cut oats, they take like an hour to cook. Oats, natural peanut butter and honey, can't go wrong there.

>>19984627
>steel cut oats, they take like an hour to cook
wat?

>>19984643
Cooking steel cut oats from scratch takes around an hour. I boil a pot of water, then pour in the oats and stir the pot on high heat for ten minutes until it thickens. The I let them simmer on low heat for forty minutes, stirring occasionally.

>>19984426
Bullet. Roof of your mouth. Thanks.

>>19984792
I put instant oats in a bowl and put hot water from my water cooler over them which takes like 30 seconds. Then I eat them in like 30 seconds.

>>19984426
i dislike that tv show. peak reddi.t

>>19984792
>>19984808
Duality of oats