/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cuban food is where what is at? What does "it" refer to in your sentence?

>>19977223
I suggest you go back to your home planet and familiarize yourself with human vernacular, you were not ready for your visit

Mmm sliced banana

>>19977223
the party. obviously you were not invited but no surprise there, right?

>>19977213
For me it’s masitas de puerco fritas

I used to fuck my Cuban TA back at school and bitch never cooked me shit. : (

It’s ok but it comes to like 4-5 dishes and nothing else stands out. Just like Filipino food or all the other 2nd rate nationalities.

Ropa Vieja, mojo pork, Cuban sandwich, picadillo, like 4 kinds of prepped plantains and it’s done. Idk how people consider black beans with some Goya seasoning some magical Cuban dish.

Is their roast pork so special because they put, CITRUS in the seasoning?

>>19977213
Is this La Granja?

>>19977213
how many variations of chicken, rice, black beans, and plantains can you come up with?

>>19977213
Black beans with white rice is a classic but here in mexico we prefer the beans to be more soupy.

>>19977587
>>>/re/ddit

>>19977213
that looks like what nogs think in their heads when they blubber the "wypipo food" meme

>>19977213
Chicken looks delicious, what kind of preparation is that?

>>19977900
It’s a roasted quarter that’s been marinated in mojo seasoning.

Little less rice little more plantains and maybe a handful of coconut flakes on the beans other than that yeah it’s pretty perfect

> Cuban food is where it's at
By “at” you mean a third world communist island full of emaciated cholos with nothing? spicy

There was nothing wrong with the USSR building nuclear silos on the island of Cuba considering NATO had ones in Turkey.
Hypocritical capitalist pigs

>>19978105
It’s not hypocritical if you’re stronger

USSR lied about their strength and got took. L3@rn to play.

>>19977213
It's just rice beans and meat man fuck you

>>19978105
>Hypocritical capitalist pigs
Founder has to beg his friends for money in order to survive. Bolshits genocide more people than Germany. Never a successful Communist society, but you'll get it right next time.

>>19977213
Wtf animal is that part on the left from? It's not a chicken or turkey piece

>>19978105
Monroe doctrine chud

>>19977587
Seems someone has never tried boliche, vaca frita, bistec de palomilla, or arroz con salchichas. Plenty more good Cuban dishes out there.

>>19978289
That is, quite frankly, a fair policy. Foreign powers interfering with your neighbors politics being considered hostile is only reasonable. Right now we have issues we foreign powers outright buying everything from small local to federal influence, not just our neighbors. Even Europe has been smart enough to ban any company owned by certain individuals because of their use for election interference.

>>19977213
chicken looks extremely tender and succulent and spicy

>>19978277
>ruh roh

>>19978030
esl gibberish

>>19978277
It’s chicken you dumb shit

>>19978105
neck yourself tankie

>>19977213
Ironically that food was made in America because Cuba is too poor to make such a thing. America wins again carribean spic.

>>19977213

it makes the chuds on this board foam at the mouth and sperg out for some reason, but cuban food is top tier and i'm tired of pretending it's not

Picadillo, por favor

>>19979302
Its obviously not chicken suburbanite

>>19980411
reverse search the image. it is chicken. game set match tardo

>>19980414
>trusting the goog
First result says its beef wellington, fart lover.

>>19980419
>First result says its beef wellington
this is a lie

>>19980421
Just like your joke of a life, that shit ain't chicken boytoucher it's some kind of random cuban jungle bird. It doesn't even resemble chicken. The skin is way too dark and crinkly like a turkey but too small for that its probably some parrot or toucan.

>>19980429
seek therapy

>>19977223
Go back to whatever planet you came from in your faggot flying saucer you babbling alien troon.

>>19977213
wow. Black beans, rice, and chicken. How innovative.

>>19977740
seems like this cubano got assblasted.

>>19977213
>Peasant tier

>>19977587
cuban sandwiches aren't cuban, they're from fucking miami. nobody in cuba would have any idea what it is

>>19981079
Cuban sandwiches are just a cheaper medianoche though...

>>19980594
Anon, I am pretty sure that Cuban restaurant owner is more successful in life than you.

>>19977213
Looks like piss and shit.

>>19982621
How the fuck people from this website never appreciate anything.

I live in Miami. I'm surrounded by Cubans and their cuisine, which makes me an expert.

The food is ok when done right, but it's very one-dimensional. Literally almost every single dish is roasted or fried meat in some kind of heavy sauce. No fresh salads, next to no vegetables other than peppers and onions. It's all salty, greasy, and everything is seasoned with the exact same garlic and cumin profile.

Also Cubans are the absolute scum of the earth. I've heard the ones back on the island are ok, but Cuban-Americans are by far the most selfish, inconsiderate, cruel, corrupt, and ignorant people you'll find. Also their music sucks.

>>19982671
4chan, as a whole, is based on hate

Occasionally, some rays of sunshine come through, but for the most part, this place is a haven for the worst of society

>>19977223
it refers to the thing you crammed up your butt!!!! hahaha!

>>19982672
lies, all

>>19982671
It takes a special breed to actually enjoy 4chan. You have to take the shit with the gold.

What makes Cuban food different from other central American food?

>>19983414
its place of origin

>>19983416
Figured as much

Yeah I can't imagine poor countries where the people mostly live off of dry goods could really create much in the way of recipes
You'd need access to fresh produce, spices, and proteins in order to do they

>>19983408

Gosh, you're right, I googled Cuban salad and pic related is what I got, how delicious looking.

Get over it. Cubans are a basic, primitive people and their cuisine is the same.

>>19977213
Go back there then. STAY THERE!

>>19978277
>>19979302
>>19980411
>>19980429
>doesn't recognize chicken
Nugget doesn't know what a chicken quarter is, thigh and leg still attached. Terrible.

>>19984482
Shape and color are wrong

>>19977213
Cuban and Jamaican food are the only things I miss about Florida, land of my birth. Cuban people are also always based, they're the only spics I'll allow to stay in the country when I take over. All niggers though, Jamaican or otherwise, need to leave.

>>19977213
>rice and beans
:/
>rice and beans, communism
:0

>>19977213
looks honestly depressing

>>19977213
This is just Filipino food you asshole

>>19984485
>anon cannot match shapes, does not know what a marinade is
This is shape of a chicken quarter at various angles. Shape matches. Color can vary with marinade. Chicken confirmed.

>>19979284
there was nothing wrong with that sentence, if anyone's the ESL here it's you

>>19985393
Look at the size of the leg compared to the beans. That's bigger than any chicken but smaller than a turkey.

>>19985420
It's not just a leg (drumstick) it's a leg and thigh connected, a chicken quarter. Compare to fork. Correct size.

>>19985438
All birds got those same basic proportions. From a button qauil up to ostrich. If anything it looks closest to a duck. In terms of size.

>>19977587
>>19981079
cuban sandwiches are from mexico city, where there's a famous torteria in the Cuba Street since the 40s

>>19985304
I mean, flips are literally the beaners of Asia so it checks out

>>19977213
You mean where “they” are at, bigot!

>>19977587
its worth considering every now and then. they have a very limited variety of dishes but they are done pretty well.

>>19983252
KEK
gottem lmao

>>19977213
ok but Cuban Women are fucking crazy

>>19985304
Hopefully this helps you come to the realization that both of your cuisines are just modifications on Spanish food.

>>19977600
South Florida rise up

>>19978453
>succulent
It's not, latin americans do not have safe food standards so they overcook the fuck out of everything to kill all bacteria.
>spicy
Retarded monkey

>>19978302
All of this, and the list is even longer.

>>19985745
I only date latin american girls, and the crazy meme is kinda true, but the key is you have to fuck it out of them. If you can fuck a latina right, she will be the best woman you could ever ask for, if you can't satisfy her you are in for a world of trouble. As always, its a skill issue, sorry if you don't have stamina and now how to fuck properly.

>>19982672
I mean, most Cuban Americans are descendants of plantation owners and Batista loyalists.

>>19977213
Oh boy oh boy we got some BEAN action over here! Good choice.

>>19978105
Total commie death

>>19985544
>>19981079
cuban sandwiches are from Tampa

>>19986279
nope, mexico city

>>19986339
Really? The Italians in Mexico City brought deli cuts to combine with Cuban smoked pork and pressed it in what is basically Italian bread?

They ate them after working a day in the cigar factory too I assume?

>>19986642
>Really? The Italians in Mexico City brought deli cuts to combine with Cuban smoked pork and pressed it in what is basically Italian bread?
that bread isn't even Italian but French. Mexico even had a war with France about some cakes. Ham, Chorizo and all those meats were brought to mexico by Spaniards, not by cubans or Italians. Again, you can look up where tortas cubanas come from

>Non-cuban foods ITT
Meanwhile people in actual Cuba (the country) live daily on stale spaghetti, dry sandwiches and frozen pizza. I genuinely believe they eat way worse than North Koreans.

Every tour youtuber that went to Cuba had a terrible experience in Cuba because Cuba simply doesn't have any food besides endless stale spaghetti and frozen food.

>mexican food
>mexican food, but also random bananas

>>19986715
Not even close to mexican food. Cubans don't use spices almost at all whereas mexislop is full of coomin and chili.

>>19985404
>>19978030
We can tell you're ESL because your localized OS produced 3rd world quotation marks instead of white ones that look like "this".

>>19986339
No, Tampa. Why do minorities constantly have to claim that they invented shit?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_sandwich

>>19987374
>gringos think they discovered tortas
if they were so famous mexico wouldn't be filled with them unlike hamburgericans
fuck off

Here is my picadillo, I've been making it for over a decade.
I'm not cuban, but i'm from miami.

>>19988262
I basically make it like gringo tacos but with olives and some tomato paste and paprika. Decent sloppa

>>19988262
capers and olives both, or just olives? I add dates and raisins both and soak my saffron threads in my white wine before deglazing.

cuban is the only latinx food that is bland af

>>19982672
I'm Cuban and can confirm the second part.

As far as the food goes I don't like restaurant Cuban food. It's always the same somehow, like everyone grew up with the same family or with the same cook book. I rather cook at home

>>19989722
Self-hate isn’t healthy

>>19977223
I think it’s nigger Ebonics for “give me more welfare jajajaja”

>>19988262
Why don’t you just put all that inside a tortilla? What a tasty burrito that would be.

>>19977213
Hahaha, wtf. They serving that kind of poverty slop at restaurants? That's just plain rice and black beans, lmao

>>19992141
... and the beans, when done properly, have more flavor than you could imagine.

>>19992287
>um, excuse me good sir perhaps I failed to mention... These beans contain SAZON with ACHIOTE, elavating a mere 23 cents of beans to that of a $12 side dish. Yes, quite delectable indeed.....

>>19992287
It's beans, seasoned beans. Let's not get carried away.

>>19977213
Why the fuck does my home cooking suck so bad? They add some secret chemicals or shit in there that I just cannot replicate at home. I need to go to a Cuban restaurant and hide cameras in their kitchen and the women's bathroom.

>>19992568
Sazon goya comes in several flavors
bijol
cheap seasoned cooking wine
mojo in the bottle
lots of olive oil, garlic, and citrus juice, such as sour orange and limes
These are all easy to buy at home.

Pressure cooker black beans will have "secret" spices to be a good restaurant version. There will be bay leaf, a single Tbsp of brown sugar, and sofrito of whole garlic, green bell pepper and onion. Real olive oil. There should be a piece of fatback. There will be a stock cube or sazon goya, too.

>>19977213
Well if that is representative of Cuban food, I'm very grateful that wherever it is at is a different place from where I am.

>>19977499
That's a plantain you orangutan monkey

>>19992141
Spoken like a true Amerilard.

>>19982672
>Also Cubans are the absolute scum of the earth. I've heard the ones back on the island are ok, but Cuban-Americans are by far the most selfish, inconsiderate, cruel, corrupt, and ignorant people you'll find. Also their music sucks.
As someone who spent 25 years in Miami, this is extremely true.

>>19986725
>mexislop is full of coomin
False, cumin is mainly a tex mex spice

>>19983252
KEK Rectum? Damn near killed him!

>>19992999
Mmm sliced retard banana.

>>19977899
rent free

>>19977223
The bi' ness.