/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19980026
>>>/pol/

>>19980026
A goats ass.

>>19980026
>>>/x/

>>19980033
checked but this isnt political

>>19980043
>muh microplastics
>not political

>>19980026
Just grow your own

>>19980047
just tell me where to get the coffee anon

>>19980055
You're going to have to grow your own

>>19980060
the soil and climate here wouldnt grow coffee at all, or it wouldnt be very good. i was looking into it.

>>19980026
You can't.

You will never know if the person harvesting your beans used plastic gloves or tools
You will never know if the person sorting and checking for rotten beans used plastic gloves
You will never know if the machines packaging your beans used plastic tools

The only way to do so is to grow them yourself.

>>19980089
Make sure there's not microplastics in the soil you're growing the coffee in though, also if you're going to water them there might be microplastics in the water.

>>19980074
Become a tea chad. Tea grows decent in temperate climates and black tea (closest to coffee) is easy to process.

>>19980124
If there has ever been a fire within the boundary of the aquifer, watershed, or water table you're drawing from, there will be. Even modern R/O cannot remove them down to the 2-3ppt limit that's the current standard of "safe".

>>19980047
how are microplastics political lol
there are literally microplastic fibers in your blood right now, very low iq brainlet take

>>19980026
literally impossible, every processor facility will have plastic conveyer belts or funnels.

>>19980159
Alongside wood fibers and arsenic from the rock of the watershed you live in and radioactive potassium
>b-b-but dats NATURAL it can't hurt me
There's your politics. You believe manmade thing worse than natural thing by no real factor other than it being manmade Political. You're political. You fell for a pundit's opinion instead of doing your own research. Sneed feed and seed.
>b-b-but I'm REDUCING ITS PREVALENCE
No you're not, you're replacing it with other types of microparticles. Unless you inherently believe manmade thing worse, which is a political statement.You're political. Sneed feed and seed.

>>19980074
greenhouse

>>19980170
>Haha! We have A, B, and C already therefore D is not bad! Here's completely unrelated information that does nothing to refute your argument!
nice strawman faggot please put a bullet into to your PFAS inundated brain

>>19980026
>worrying about plastic in food
>willingly ingest psychoactive drug
eat any good books lately?

Bro microplastic is in the fucking rain water. You cannot escape it. Literally nobody on the planet can escape it. They tried to study the effects of microplastics on humans and gave up because there are no control groups who don't have plastic in their system.

The amount of effort and money spent getting plastic-free coffee is overwhelming for the return, which is zero. Focus on things you can actually impact, like cutting rancid seed oils out of your diet.

>>19980207
Caffeine has a half life of 5 hours. Plastics are inert and therefore have no known half-life and therefore could potentially exist forever. Now go eat some glue retard

>>19980200
>D is bad, therefore if I replace D with A, B, and C, it's better because uhhhhhh

You're political. Sneed and feed about it. There's no further argument you can make that isn't politics. I win. Go back to /pol/.

>>19980222
>Plastics are inert
Oh, so they're fine then, good show OP

Based OP once again proving that /ck/ is the most schizophrenic board on this godforsaken website

>>19980232
>t. OP

>it's the daily /pol/ gets told and seethes about it for 100+ posts episode
You should cram the beans up your ass

>>19980228
Asbestos is also inert. That stuff is totally completely safe and has no health concerns with it's use whatsoever. Fucking boomers I swear, literally poisoned the earth and will go to the grave in denial, gotta love it

>>19980223
>>D is bad, therefore if I replace D with A, B, and C, it's better because uhhhhhh
holy shit you are so stupid you don't even understand what simple point I was making

>>19980252
>>19980249
Nice politics OP

>>19980252
you haven't made any points. this is a you farming thread at best. you want coffee without plastics? build a greenhouse, grow coffee, carefully control every aspect of the soil and water as you please as you said money is no object. if you want to just shitpost about microplastics go to fucking pol, it's boring, you're boring and not food related.

>>19980257
Based

>>19980252
>I replace microplastics with paper/wood fibers and chromium shavings, I win!
Nope. You're political. There's no way to proceed without admitting you believe that microplastics are inherently worse for human health than fibers of more natural origin without having any evidence to back up that position. Sneed, seed, feed.

autisticoffee.com

>>19980026
forget about touching plastic, you need to touch grass

>>19980188
Coffee needs very specific growing conditions, which is why it's only grown in warm but mountainous places

>>19980292
Haha I wonder if that would fly. "For when you're on the spectrum, but also on the clock - Autisticoffee, the brew specifically for neurodivergents!"

>>19980257
>>19980270
>>19980271
samefag

>>19980170
After reading this post I discovered that I was trans.

>>19980043
schizo posts go on the schizo board

>>19980026
Talk to a peruvian or colombian producer and ask for a classic yute bean bag

>>19980026
You can buy unroasted beans in burlap sacks from an importer but you have to buy in bulk and the beans were probably dried on polypropylene tarps. If that's not satisfactory for you then your only option is to grow your own coffee.

>>19980026
You can't anon, coffee is grown by turdworlders. They keep it out on plastic tarps to dry and ride circles around on their shitty 2cycle lead fuel mopeds. You are going to troon out if you even have a sip.

>>19980043
this is absolutely political because youve asked for a very unreasonable thing. most coffee plantations probly store their beans in plastic kiddid pools

>>19980026
you can't
It's almost entirely picked by black people and thrown into buckets.
>>19980033
>>>Reddlt.gay
>>19980043
/pol/ lives free rent in every reddlter that comes to the side boards because they wanted out of their echo chamber... only to whine about this place not being an echo chamber. The irony is palpable.
>>19981265
Ok rabbi, but jewish posts should also go on the jew board as well.