/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19976994
After reading that entire image I am convinced Ted kaczynski was right about everything and I'm going to go live in the woods isolated from industrial society

>>19977006
based, fuck society

>>19977023
Yet you live in it. Curious.

>>19977023
Nibba you ARE society

>>19977033
if i could escape to the wilderness like they did in the idian times I would

Do the dew, goyim.

Marketers of the future are too lazy to pay for shills so they'd rather incentivize them to shill on their own and use AI to track the shilling amount. I wonder if it means having two, three, or ten cans multiplies their earnings.

>>19976994
I wonder if it can be tricked by a picture of a mountain dew

>>19977034
This isn't discord fellow boomer, you can say it here.

>>19977006
Please bring back the DEW within view of your webcamera

>>19977006
hmmm

>>19976994
I participated in this today on my stream, made it a fun bit and successfully baited the Mountain Dew AI bot into pushing my stream into people's recommended section on the front page for 15 minutes.
Got a couple of follows and gift subs from it, not too shabby
I had a dedicated Mountain Dew cam lol

>>19977035

>>19977469
Is the AI smart enough to block Coinslots?
>WE'RE GONNA TEST THAT

>>19977506
fugg yes

>>19976994
MOUNTAIN DEW IS FOR ME AND YOU

>>19976994
>>19977006
>AAAAA I CAN CHOOSE TO DO PRODUCT PLACEMENT AND A ROBOT WILL PAY ME IF I DO SO AAAAAAAA IT'S BAD BECAUSE THE ROBOT, IT'S EVIL THAT I ONLY GET PAID IF I UPHOLD THE TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT!
No?
You are being the rabbis here, anons.
This is extremely simple and straightforward for the advertising industry and you don't have to have some sniveling dumbass spying on your stream and giving you passive-aggressive cues or objecting to jokes you may make about the sponsor, the robot just checks the logo is there, lets you know if it can't see it, and so long as you keep it visible, you get paid for that session, otherwise you don't but can always try again next time if you forget but you want to.

I know "AI bad" but please actually think about this for a second instead of being a paranoid whinging boomer.

>>19978035
both examples are bad. advertising is inherently jewish. the idea that anyone would even think to establish such a thing is proof that we live in a society.

>put mountain dew on desk
>entire stream talk about how mountain dew is disgusting and the worst pop ever
>maybe crack open a can of crab juice

>>19976994
This may be the funniest thing all year, dystopia is actually pretty hilarious when you think about it like we all thought it would be jack booted thugs beating people in the streets instead its a robot urging you to drink soda. What if you set up a stream where the camera is just focused on a drawn picture of a can of 'dew does that count

Imagine if the AI glitches out and just stops recognizing the Mountain Dew logo, so it starts threatening streamers to put the logo back on camera, and they're freaking out and shoving mountain dew cans in front of the camera only for the AI to start issuing a final warning. So the streamers are on the verge of tears watching it all go to shit because the AI hallucinated all the "MTN DEW" logos as "MTM DEU"

>>19978035
Why are you spending your precious free time defending a corporation? Did the CEO do you some great service? Save your child from drowning perhaps? Are you being paid for your labor on behalf of their marketing department? I certainly hope you aren't doing it for free.

>>19978077
I see you

>>19977044
Thats not tricking them, you bufoon. Any showing of the logo is free advertisement. Tricking them would be opting in while showing coca cola

>>19978070
You are historically illiterate and do not count as white.
>>19979553
Why are you spending your precious free time attacking a corporation?
I'm just telling an obvious truth which offends you. Every time you do something retarded in your attempts to "stand up to corporations" and get called out you seethe about "why are you defending them". Corporations are just groups of people doing things, like any other company. I don't care if their existence offends you, you whiny cuckold. Go drown yourself. I'm not going to turn a blind eye to your faggot behavior just because you want to call me a bootlicker for pointing out you're retarded. Consider all of your sacred sheep slaughtered and cry about it.

>>19976994
Thanks for the heads up about this.
I'll be sure to unsub from any channel that I notice has a continuously placed can of this swill.

>>19976994
This is why I drink Sierra Mist.

>>19980007
If you have an opportunity to inconvenience or harm a corporation it is your moral duty to do it.

>>19980210
*if you are a nigger and have nigger morality (yes slavs are niggers)

What if you colored the lion part in red would the ai get confused and shill for food lion

>>19980227
rent free huh

>>19978070
>advertising is inherently jewish
your lot jerks off hardcore over advertising though

>>19978070
>advertising is inherently jewish
Look up the American breakfast. Bacon is a staple of our day, thanks to jews...

>>19976994
Someone with a twitch account, please try it with pic related on the bottle and see if the AI can tell.

>>19981810
Has OCR, doesn't work on your image.
I also tried it on Mountain Lighting (walmart knockoff)

>>19977006
wow so based an on brand!

>>19979553
>stop interrupting my impotent rage

>>19982687
OCR?