/ck/ - Food & Cooking

most fedora wearing hipster doofuses do

Very nice Anon, I do too.
But Tobasco numba wan

>>19973035
Sorry, boy, but here's the p4p champ.
I love how the meme narrative went from white people don't like spicy food vs only white people like spicy food. The kids are an embarrassment

and that thing that happened with sirracha, whatever happened there.

>>19973035
>>19973045
Tabasco sauce beats you up and takes your lunch money

>>19973055
As if I didn't already spend my lunch money on alcohol the night before

>>19973052
There was a dispute between the sauce company and one of his major pepper suppliers. Now he can't source the peppers as effectively.

>another le epic man sauce thread

>>19973035
>>19973045
>*chuckles deeply* new to the hot sauce hobby, I see? Yes, yes, indeed; I suppose I can recall a time now long buried in the far reaches of my memory in which these... pedestrian sauces once reddened my meals.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>However, my eyes - and taste buds - have been opened to the true potential, of hot sauce the utmost reaches of spice only a true hot sauce connoisseur can appreciate, delivered from Heaven to Earth via that most holy medium known only to those most discerning sauce aficionados
>CONSIDER, if you will, THIS specimen here:
*holds up a bottle of "Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Hot Sauce"
>This, my friend, shall change your meal. Quite likely your life, mayhaps. Now, if you'll excuse me... I have a rendezvous with a thrice-hopped IPA and the latest Marvel movie at the local cinema - and yes, my future fellow spice friend, you can buy alcohol at the cinema now - a brief respite from adulting just got a little more adult, ho ho! - but please do consider joining r/hotsauce and keep on the path to culinary enlightenment

>>19973201
youre late, took you about time, took you over an hour to get here

glad to see you fell for the bait

I make watermelon hot wings with it.

>>19973234
>Admitting to making bait threads
JANNY

>>19973265
half bait, i do enjoy louisiana

>>19973035
its my favorite of the standard sauce brands.
Try this version if you find it

>>19973035
I enjoy shitting and farting and pooping

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>>19973298
i did try this one cause i was in charge of making the turkey for thanksgiving this year and wanted to see if this was good to put in the marinade for it, i like it cause i am the number 1 fiend for garlic, i eat that shit raw,but yeah good sauce

>>19973201
The king hath spoken. I kneel

>>19973201
>*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*

>>19973201
Why are raped trannies like this, bros?

>>19973201

>>19973201

>>19973201

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>>19973568
>>19973573
gem

>>19973035
who the remembers secret aardvark memes
they were epic lol

>>19973568
>>19973573
>even in his wildest fantasies his bullies are of normal weight
Post your toes if you can reach them.

>>19973035
too vinegary. this is best. you can taste the peppers

>>19973201
I love sauce posting so much.

>>19973894
because you're just as big of a loser as the saucefag

>>19973902
*inhales*
>STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HOT SAUCERINO

>>19973704
Tabasco is too vinegary, Lousiana is not. Texas Pete is a queer.

For me it's Red Rooster, though

>>19974290
whats the difference between red rooster & louisiana? arent they made by the same company?

I like this one on cheesy gorbiba crunch

>>19975877
do do you drink it straight from the bottle?

>>19975880
Yeah its yummy!

>>19973052
whateva happened there? WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE? FUCK WHAT YOU MEANT COCKSUCKA

>>19973045
it's just a silly joke you cunt, lighten up as bit god damn

>>19973035
Didn't the label used to say "one drop does it" where under the red circle? I guess people started calling them out and replaced it with the fleur de lis instead...

>I like this one on cheesy gorbiba crunch

>>19973055
it's poor man's tabasco

>>19976634
The sauce , it makes you emotional anon.

>>19973035
Sooooooo, you enjoy bland food? Ok, I guess.

>>19973615
Is that retarded sauce still even a thing? Crappy artwork on their bottles while shilling it using reitired gay male porn actors in their ads.