/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm sure some more massive egg production plants (((mysteriously burned down))) to drive the price up again

Rise in demand from fat normies baking confections during December.

>>19965942
Haven't you heard? Chickens are on a strike.

>>19965974
it's true, the hens are demanding more melanated roosters

>>19965955
You don't use eggs in baking you retard

>>19965993
we're not doing this shit

>>19965942
Egg companies decided to be greedy again.

>>19965942
It’s December. Everybody wants to bake cookies and cakes so the price gouging has begun. I went shopping today and found several prices on the baking aisle to be rather obscene. Pecans had stupid prices. Chocolate had stupid prices. I’m sure there’s a special fairy tale attached to each price gouge.
>oh well you see the pecan gnomes are striking for better wages
>oh, you didn’t hear? floods destroyed the current cacao harvest.
>some strange bird disease killed off all the hens. better wear a mask!

>>19965942
just get a chicken you pleb, jews can’t stop you

>>19965942
Biden emptied out thebTsrateguc Egg Reserve

>>19966202
God dickripping shit piss lizard FUCK. They are crucial for my cut. Like 60% of my intake is eggs. This is bullshit.

>>19965942
they're still expensive because they outlawed factory farming here
they all must be organic free-range now so they're $7 a dozen

>>19966212
Good god go back to facebook
>HOLY FREAKING COCKROACH BALLSACK SHITTING CUNT FARTERFUCK

>>19965942
skill issue, im paying $2 for 18 every week and the highest it ever got was 3.30

>>19966512
Where the fuck do you live and who is the baddie we can invade against?

>>19966212
I buy them 60 at a time for $7 at wal mart

>>19965993
Of course you do, eggless baking is for faggots.

>>19966557
south carolina

>>19966212
Why don't you have chickens? You're not a domesticated human, are you?

It's Bidenomics chud

>>19965942
>NOW THEY ARE $3.59
works on my machine

>>19968826
>>19966562
>>19966746
Oh I get it North Dakota is just hell all around. Great.