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19962312

Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:12:21 2023 No.19962312 [Reply] [Original]

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet, I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:13:44 2023 No.19962317 >>19962312 You okay anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:14:59 2023 No.19962320 Imagine typing all of this out and thinking it was funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:15:04 2023 No.19962322 He's not the hero we wanted. He's the hero we needed

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:15:04 2023 No.19962323 >buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:15:57 2023 No.19962325 >>19962317 He's really not. Enough people live in his head rent-free that he counts as a small town from the neck up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:18:08 2023 No.19962329 >>19962323 then there's your amazing post

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:20:20 2023 No.19962336 >>19962322 Then why post and bump the thread? It's obvious by the amount of replies and jimmies restled that he lives in yours and everyone else head

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:21:22 2023 No.19962342 >>19962336 was for >>19962325

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:24:47 2023 No.19962358 Meds

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:25:23 2023 No.19962361 File: 66 KB, 411x411, 1639953652691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19962325 That's unfortunate. It's the holiday season, anon should be finding peace not spreading shittery

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:30:27 2023 No.19962382 File: 103 KB, 1000x992, 1701490368327715.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19962312 This is the chef btw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:34:41 2023 No.19962393 >>19962320 I'm guessing this is "hot sauce guy". Hot sauce guy has been posting cringe unfunny stuff about showing his hot sauce collection for years. Just one of many 4chan schizos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:40:09 2023 No.19962404 >>19962393 hot sauce as a hobby and topic is fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:40:16 2023 No.19962405 File: 1.45 MB, 1024x1024, 1701462184001304.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19962312 >Atomic Satan Nuclear Ass Rape Madness XXXXX Scoville Toilet Blast Alert sauce? I'll take a dozen bottles!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:40:53 2023 No.19962407 >>19962382 Don’t forget the court ordered gps tracker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:41:48 2023 No.19962409 >>19962312 Where's the umami, dumbass?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:57:19 2023 No.19962447 >>19962312 kill yourself sharty tourist

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 04:59:46 2023 No.19962451 >>19962382 he needs those black food service gloves every IPA beard guy has

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:04:20 2023 No.19962460 >>19962451 Real chefs raw finger the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:13:59 2023 No.19962475 >>19962320 I enjoyed it. Lighten up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:14:02 2023 No.19962476 >>19962451 black gloves cost less for some reason. no point in paying more for white.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:16:08 2023 No.19962481 >>19962475 that's because you're a faggot and a guaranteed tourist. anyone who's been on this board for more than a week wants OP to die. him and the milkfag are the most hated pieces of shit on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:22:19 2023 No.19962498 >>19962481 Been here longer than you faggot. I watched the /ck/ stream of Jack on Texas Investors Club And lighten up :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:22:23 2023 No.19962499 >>19962481 newfag detected. shitting up hot sauce threads is a time honored /ck/ tradition. do the bartman

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:23:31 2023 No.19962503 >>19962320 I chuckled and smiled a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:32:04 2023 No.19962523 >>19962499 >newfag detected. shitting up hot sauce threads is a time honored /ck/ tradition. do the bartman wa la! u r wrong fag 420 eat stake tartare erryday

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:34:18 2023 No.19962528 >>19962523 It's violin, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:45:05 2023 No.19962544 >>19962320 taps glass u okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:45:36 2023 No.19962546 >>19962320 I like hot sauce but it's a funny pasta, lighten up a little.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:53:58 2023 No.19962560 it will never not be funny how far people on this site will try to hide from their insecurities by attacking made up people

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:54:42 2023 No.19962563 >>19962312 where's the part where it's funny?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:55:32 2023 No.19962567 >>19962320 It actually is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 2 05:56:15 2023 No.19962568 >>19962404 Okay, so that means the guy who makes daily shitposts about it for five years straight is in the right?