/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19951546
>The femboy drink of choice

This is why you microdose you fucking junkie

I took speed for 20 years, I could mainline a barrel of Monster and all I'd get from it would be the beetus and kidney stones.

>>19951546
It turns your piss into Mountain Dew™

>>19951753
caffeine prevents kidney stones dipshit. where did this meme come from

>>19951546
energy drinks taste good which makes me happy!!

>caffeine
dumb meme, you're better off without it

>>19952193
Actually this, I drink for the taste

I only drank energy drinks because it was just a big flavoured drink that had no sugar in it.

>>19951546
Drink more

>>19951546
Never did anything for me in the first place I just like the flavor

>>19951546
Rare circumstance where the zeros taste better than the full sugar

>>19951546
Monster is the lamest energy drink, try Rockstar or Celsius

>>19952685
Rockstar does make the best zero sugar fruit punch drink. At least until Monster figures out how to make pacific punch ultra.

first time doing drugs kid?

gives me heart palpitations and makes me piss within 5 minutes after consumption

>>19952708
sounds like a fun time

>>19952721
I've had better on cheap cocaine

>>19952567
If I ever find a decent guava or mango soda my Monster consumption would probably drop by half.

>>19952729
Could just add mango/guava nectar to soda water or sprite.

>>19952685
celsius is horrible

Zero ultra remains the GOAT

>>19952729
>>19952741

Combine this with ephedrine pills (you can buy it OTC) and it feels like meth

>>19951546
Energy drinks make me feel like my eyes are sinking into my skull and my body is slowly imploding and spilling out.
What causes this??

>>19951546
>First time trying energy drink because tired at work
>Heart rate going through the roof, could feel my heart beat in my ears
>Huge chest pain, thought I was going to die
>5 min later, get back to normal
>Still tired as shit
Yeah, that's a no for me.

>>19953304
>>19951546
ADJUST YOUR INTAKE BASED ON YOUR TOLERANCE YOU MISERABLE RETARDS ITS THAT SIMPLE LMFAO

When you don't drink coffee and get a strong reaction from 300mg, drink less. when you do or drink it regularly and need 2 grams to get the same effect, stop using caffeine for a week or so and reset your tolerance, or take lots and lots of caffeine pills if you really dont want to i suppose

>>19953283
like excedrin?

>>19953452
No, ephedrine sulfate, it's in products like Bronkaid

>>19953465
time to get bronked

>does literally nothing for me from the start because ADHD fucked me

>>19953487
See
>>19953283

>>19951546
I just like the flavours. The copious amounts of caffeine, while on the one hand a downside, prevents me from drinking them on a regular basis so they're like a little treat to myself. My favourites are pacific punch, aussie lemonade, and mango loco. The only one I think is straight up gross is the original black and green.

>>19951546
Assault tastes like cherry cough medicine.

>>19953283
and whats that feel like?

>>19953610
It has no more caffeine as all other energy drinks

>>19953693
It feels like achieving a higher level of stimulation than you could get from caffeine alone. Like normally if you drank 5 monsters you would get sick and be shaking but the way ephedrine and caffeine synergize, it feels like the energy of 5 or 6 monsters but it's smooth and you don't get sick. Just feels like a super nice rush of adrenaline and your body and mind feel super fast and powerful, like the most awake you've ever been in your life. There is also some euphoria, like your skin all feels good and you're happier, and there is a good feeling behind your eyes and in your face and brain. It makes you want to go outside and jump.

>>19953707
All the others have copious amounts too

>>19953610
>>19953707
He could live in most parts of the EU, where the amount is capped, so everything including Red Bull is the same as anything else.
And even then it only takes a liter a day to build silly tolerance, and them cans be 0,5l

I want to drink them but I'm afraid of how much sugar is in it.

>>19954041
There are places where they equalize the caffeine?
That's wild. Here in Freedomland I remember it as Bang and Reign are twice as caffeinated as Monster and Red Bulls are half.

>>19954041
I'm Dutch, so that sounds about right.

For me it’s the brand that makes my scalp itch and my heart palpitate

>>19953610
I like OG and they don't sell Aussie Lemonade in Australia.
>>19954079
How much caffeine is in an American can of monster? In Australia its 150mg per can

>>19954299
It's 160 for Monster
300 for Bang and Reign
80 for Red Bull

>>19954299
>they don't sell Aussie Lemonade in Australia.

>>19951546
>does literally nothing
nuh uh
it still make you develop an inflammatory bowel disease

Aldi Kings, where you at!?

>no caffeine for four years
>go to club, drink monster and a few shots of vodka
>feels like I'm on e
>fantastic time
>become caffeine addict
>now feel like a corpse without it
truly a monster of a beverage

>>19954408
Based

>>19951546
I replaced most energy drinks with coffee. It's far healthier and nicer.

>>19951762
It's not because of the calcium retard

Do people really feel anything from energy drinks? I just feel sick after drinking the entire volume, even when I was young. The green monster's flavor is yummy though.

>>19953487
>chug 24 oz can of Red Bull
>get tired
It’s all so tiresome

>>19951546
switch to powdered energy drinks. it's cheaper and you can control your dose

>>19954408
You could say it's a beast

Switch to amphetamine. Caffeine is shit tier.

I like those 12 hour allegra-d pills. So much comfier than energy drinks.
I wonder if there's something even better than pseudoephedrine that I can use as an upper.

for me it's V

>>19952729
C4 has a good mango flavor

>>19953283
how much do you need to take of each?

Why is pic related so goddamn tasty fellas??

>>19954977
ever smoked crystal meth out of a hollowed out light bulb?