/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's Laotian

>>19950673
This

>>19950673
What ocean

>>19950665
Is a Chevrolet Blazer an American SUV or a Mexican SUV

>>19950682
LAOS. population of 4.6 million stupid redneck.

>>19950665
It's nigerian

>>19950673
yep

Ramen is actually Italian. See, those uncivilized yellow savages were still eating raw rice when an Italian introduced the concept of noodles to the Japanese, and when another Italian introduced the idea of how to make instant noodles, ramen was born.

>>19950686
HOLY FUCK. New Mandela effect dropped! Laos used to just be the made up country on King of the Hill where the jungle Asian neighbors were from because they didn’t wanted to offend Asians by using a real country. Now it’s a real place all of the sudden?

>>19950720
Shut up, nerd. That “Mandela” fake shit SUCKS DICK

>>19950720
Laos was a real country back then, that was the joke, nobody thinks Laotian when they see a gook

>>19950720
holy shit in my timeline your mother died at the million man gangbang after drinking 15 gallons of cum. new mandela effect?

>>19950665
The company that makes it is based in Japan, the factory that literally produces the noodles is in Hong Kong

>>19950737
was in a little before the pre-show lecture at the symphony the other day, conductor was talking with the guest soprano and asked her if she had heard about the mandela effect, then proceeded to sperg and fail to explain it properly as she feigned interest. he almost ruined rodrigo for me, the absolute mong

the guy who invented it was literally chinese

>>19950754
Wrong its Italian. Macro Polo took pasta to China and the chinks claimed they invented it like everything else they've stolen from the west

>>19950741
>gook
Highly offensive

>>19950974
Wrong again guidolover. They found noodles in china from 7000 years ago.

>>19950984
>Wrong again guidolover. They found noodles in china from 7000 years ago.
Retarded chink, the noodles would have decomposed after a few months. That article has sources only cited from gook universities (scams) so it's obviously just propaganda by xi and the ccp to rewrite history. Very common practice in despotic communist shit holes

>>19950665
>retard doesn't know what licensing means

>>19950981
See you in 3 days

>>19950665
Japans consider it as Chinese part of their cuisine. Derived from lamian.

>>19951013
nah he's good you can't be racist against asians. the brown handed jannies don't care

Almost every part of Japanese culture originated in ancient China

although it's absurd for modern China to pretend they care about the heritage they tried to destroy

>>19951034
Chinese always cry sinophobia and say outrageous shit like 'all of japan and korea and even southeast asia is chinese culture'

My advice to those retards: start small. The west doesn't give a shit about what's originally what. They just know japan makes good anime and korea makes kpop for their women and china makes tourists that go around shitting on things.

>>19951012
How the fuck is the fork floating

As a kid in 2003 i stayed with a host family in Japan for a couple weeks. The dad asked me what my favorite Japanese food was, and I said "ramen". He was like "ohhh that is China, not Japan". So then instead I said yakisoba and he nodded approvingly. That was the only time I've ever heard of ramen being called "Chinese" though, I have no idea if the host dad was an outlier in this regard or if the normal Japanese person really does consider ramen to be a Chinese dish, even if it has been "japanisized" like a burrito in the USA or something.

>>19951061
The noodles are frozen in place and support the weight of the fork. He's out in the arctic.

>>19951013
Shut up, faggot.

>>19951097
Nice

>>19950665
it's japanese because it's a japanese company making the product.

do you think of an iphone as a chinese product because it's made in china? no? same thing

>>19950665
"ramen" is the japanese version of "lo mein"

>>19951564
Its la mian

>>19950665
Pork ramen, the only one worth eating, is Taiwanese, I always thought.

>>19950665
Aren't all modern Japs jist Chinese/Korean rapists? They have zero pure native nips left, so far as I am aware.

>>19950685
Shevy is pure frijole, mang.>>19950720
Based

>>19951726
you're both right. in cantonese its lo mein and in mandarin its la mian

>>19950665
>So is ramen Chinese or Japanese
it's a noodle dumb ass.

>>19951097
So does he have to eat it really quickly before the noodles freeze?

>>19951784
So what you're saying is it's Italian

>>19950720
thats a great shitpost, man.

>>19950682
La
Laocean.
Dummy. It’s in the name

>>19950673
Came here for this.

The jungle Asian neighbors from King of the Hill were some kind of SEAmonkey Asian like Cambodian only Thai or whatever. Nobody heard about a Lay-ohsss counry or Lay-oh-shen person before a few years ago when King of the Hill got popular online from streaming services. The Asian neighbors were Cambodians before the Mandela effect changed timelines.

>>19951726
Lamian tasted bad, so the Japanese improved it.

>>19950665
isnt it just spagetti put into soup?lol

>>19951081
I've seen Japanese youtubers call ramen chinese too.

>>19951081
>>19952764
We Japanese consider ramen to be a Chinese food.
However, it has been japanisized so much that it has become a food different from the original lamian.

>>19950673
You’re Laotian aren’t ya mr kahn