/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19947013
milt

any kind of health bowl food.
quiche
cabinet lasagne
semen

>>19947013
anything involving salad
anythitng involving anything healthy
anything that a woman would eat
anything that's not a steak

simple as
Trump2024

>>19947013
wtf do they even call this menstrual dish? Grilled period?

>>19947058
No, it's a Monte Cristo. The red stuff is actually jelly, not menstrual blood

I try not to judge others.

>>19947013
Why, are you looking for dating tips?

>>19947013
Monte cristos are pretty damn good though. For me, it's when I see a man order wine at a bar. I like wine, but it's the last thing I'd order while sitting at a bar eating nachos

>>19947013
Corndogs
Popsicles
Bananas
Burritos

A penis. Usually if a guy eats something bitch made nonsense they're just soyboys.

anything vegan

>>19947068
For your own sake, please leave this site and never return.

>>19947013
Avocado toast

>>19947013
I have the certification of answering this, despite you being OP - anything vegan is very gay to me, and considering what I am, and that I wouldn't dare touch a single vegan dish, I am going to say that vegetarians and vegans are gay, if they aren't doing it for a medical condition or some bullshit. So some loaded up salad with 30 toppings.

>>19947201
even if they have a medical reason it's probably caused by being gay

>>19947068
based

>>19947013
Keto.

>>19947218
good pick

>>19947013
Candy or anything sweet.

>>19947013
that looks fucking delicious I don't care how gay it is

>>19947209
OP was diagnosed with a tragic case of terminal faggotry

A hot dog with mayonnaise. Especially if they didn't put it in a bun.

>>19947013
I'd eat that but with the jelly inside the toast

>>19947201
>I wouldn't dare touch a single vegan dish
you don't eat pb&j? falafel? minestrone? pasta with marinara sauce?

i get not wanting to eat fake meat but avoiding food just because it doesn't have animal products in it is retarded

>>19947013
Quiche.

>>19947052
based, DieHeartMan

>>19947284
what's wrong with being gay?

>>19947432
they suck icky penises ewww

>>19947450
>they suck icky penises ewww
That and they enjoy having fecal matter on their penises ewww
That's too much hepatitis and AIDS for me

>>19947013
None because that's not how being gay works.

>>19947459
>None because that's not how being gay works.
Is it because gays are born that way?
Is there a gene that determines homosexuality?
Which gene or genes are responsible for this?

>>19947013
horse cocks

>>19947432
Genetic dead end
Vector for disease
Hyperpromiscuity
Pedophilia-prone
Practically all of them are depressed and on SSRIs
I could go on but I won't

>>19947013
I can tell just by looking at them.

>>19947546
do you support gays accessing surrogacy and entering monogamous marriages?

>>19947013
Is that sugar on the bread?

>>19947013
I am gay and my boyfriend is gay

>>19947580
powdered sugar yes

>>19947583
No need to make this post, you're making me jealous.

>>19947302
>minestrone? pasta with marinara sauce?
those are fine, i'm just being silly, like this entire thread.

>>19947566
No, they diddle their kids more often than not. Children need a mother and a father to be raised healthily. As for marriage I don't give a fuck as long as you don't force people to tolerate your deviancy.

>>19947013
None
I'm not deranged
Unless the guy was sucking on a dick-shaped popsicle or something

just to get my list started: anything thats jam and shouldnt bei.e. onion, bacon, etc. truffles. korean food. vegetable oil. salad. quinoa. kfc. seltzers. anything"bowls". iced coffee or any coffee with flavoured "cream". milk that isnt from a cow or a goat. anything pork. corn. grains in general. bugs. anything labelled "delicious" since thats a faggot word

>>19947602
no they don't
>Children need a mother and a father to be raised healthily
do you think kids raised by closeted gay parents who don't love each other turn out healthy?

Look up any right wing grifter’s twitter (Rogan, Peterson, Walsh, etc.) and you’ll see the gayest food imaginable. They go out and order expensive steak medium well, with no salt or “seed oils.”

>>19947013
I'm not an insecure chud so I don't think that way

>>19947730
most people here ARE insecure chuds, to be fair

>>19947013
Spaghetti with shrimps

buffalo cheese dip

>>19947209
Yeah it's probably because they have AIDS

>>19947101
barnacles
popdogs

>>19947013
Sushi

>>19947052
Wrong. Trump 2024 AND beyond. Fuck 2 term limits. Trump president for life.

>>19947013
Depends on setting, if a good out fancies the place you're eating it, it's going to be conspicuous. That being said, croissants seem pretty effeminate.

>>19948148
>if a good out fancies the place you're eating it
A good out?
Is this zoomer-speak for homothexual?

>>19947013
My custom semen popsicles

>>19947013
>What are some foods that if you saw someone eating you would suspect they were homosexual?
This is controversial, Im sure, but any time I see a male order a gin and not actually be British, and even then, I think it.

>>19947013
bagged salad.

>>19947013
a lot of the french stews coq au vin shit like that

>>19947013
Sushi. Instant Ramen. Hot sauce on everything

>>19947602
If you looked up “projection” in the dictionary you’d see a picture of this anon. There’s nothing gayer than people who see gay sex and pedo shit everywhere they look; they’re literally obsessed.

>>19948295
>There’s nothing gayer than people who see gay sex and pedo shit everywhere they look; they’re literally obsessed.
I'll bet you were really upset when all those Roman Catholic priests got convicted of raping a bunch of little boys. Over and over, and over, and over, and over... man, I'll bet some of those boy became priests because they couldn't find other communities that would accept them. Truly, the Lord God Jesus Christ recruits homosexuals by raping little kids.

>>19948295
i agree with him

>>19947013
Unironically health food. Straight men are stupid and fat.

>>19948322
>Unironically health food. Straight men are stupid and fat.
Sounds like someone tried and failed to turn a straight man into a flaming homothexual! *giggle*

>>19947473
>Is it because gays are born that way?
Yes
Is there a gene that determines homosexuality?
Which gene or genes are responsible for this?
We don't know yet. There's a difference between phenoytpe and genotype.

>>19947074
I only order wine at a bar if there's a classy looking girl around. Then it's
>Do you have a good Bordeaux? Oh no, I meant a French one. Oh, well that's fine. I'll just have the house red.

>>19948328
So you say gays are destined to be faggots from the moment they are conceived, because "we don't know yet"?
I think the real answer is that gays recruit by raping and traumatizing kids, and driving them insane. And what could be more insane than choosing to be gay?
Who seriously sits around all day and fantasizes about having poop on his penis? Fucking kek.

>>19948337
You're objectively fucking retarded.

>>19948346
>You're objectively fucking retarded.
I find it fascinating that you have to resort to base negro insults, instead of making an effort to prove that anything I said was wrong. Go dance to the beat of the bongo drums that are constantly drumming in your head, my Black brother of color!

>>19948360
Yeah, everything you said is wrong, and I don't need to do anything than say you're objectively fucking retarded, because you are. 30 seconds of actually looking into established facts will show that you're wrong, but I'm not going to spoonfeed you because this is 4chan, retard.

>>19948366
>because you are. 30 seconds of actually looking into established facts will show that you're wrong
>ooga booga bix nood
Top fucking kek, my enword!

>>19947013
onion rings
pulled chicken
grilled pumpkin or squash
bagged popcorn

>>19948337
what genes cause someone to be left handed?
is being left handed a choice?

>>19948136
realistically all a president has to do is start a world war to extend their term for the duration of the war

>>19947013
Beyond Meat

>>19947013
Frankenberry

>>19948377
whats wrong with onion rings

>>19948390
>realistically all a president has to do is start a world war to extend their term for the duration of the war
I hope Trump drops a bomb on every Democrat he can and starts a civil war. I would love to fight and die alongside my socialist comrades as we march toward the oval office to destroy the man who is literally Adolf Hitler, and all of his nazi goosestepping fascists. Every single last person in his chain of command will get the rope and we will install our dear leader to maintain law and order.

>>19948425
>see that little faggot with the onion rings and the ketchup?
>yeah buddy, that's his own hair

>>19948449
this but unironically

I voted for Trump twice and I don't care who knows it

>>19948461
I voted for Trump twice and I'm openly gay.

>>19948295
When I was 12, some drunk deaf gay guy's "roommate" who also neighbor's with my aunt, thought he would be cool and start talking about his penis size to me and my friends and how big it gets when erect. I still to this day, don't understand. The weirdest part is no cops got involved, he just got kicked out of the complex.

>>19948458
>this but unironically
I think my sarcasm detector is broken.

>>19948473
i only use 'this but ironically' ironically, unironically

>>19948481
neat

>>19947068
based good person

>>19948719
quite rare here

>>19947046
>quiche
What's wrong with egg pie?

sunny side up eggs
oysters rockefeller
astronaut ice cream

>>19948761
delicate custards are quite feminine

The only thing I can imagine thinking of someone eating and thinking they're gay would have to be vagina. It's like shotgunning a lifetime of dick in a moment

>>19948768
>sunny side up eggs
Why?

>>19947046
But I love quiche and hairy cooch dude

>>19947068

i want a ham sandwich so fucking bad now

>>19948295
gay pedo hands typed this.

>>19948784
1. Its not delicate
2. Its not a custard

>>19947013
Steak

>>19948337
faggot here. i have a lesbo sister who was raped by her friend as a kid but me myself have had an incredibly boring and uneventful life with no trauma. women are just tiresome and disgusting to me.

>>19947013
Reminds me of this kid I grew up with I always made fun of because he ate his pop-tarts with melted cheese. Disgusting.

Now he’s the biggest super gangster felon murder ever and I hope he forgot about those jokes I made.

>>19947013
you best not be talking shit about monte cristo sandwiches, distinctly homosexual conduct anon

>>19947546
Lol, sounds similar to starting a family with an average Millennial woman to me. As for OP’s question, eating fruit as a snack.

>>19947013
I'd eat the he'll out of that.
I'd also buttfuck a passable tranny

>>19947013

>>19947013
Hey fuck you I love monte cristo sammich.

>>19947209
not true. I take 14 dicks up the ass per week and my digestive health is still top notch

>>19947013
Anti faggot stuff? Based thread.

>>19947061
It's jam ya dafty

>>19947013

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>>19949695
You faggots are the reason the phrase "toxic masculinity" exists. I definitely think its not a widespread significant cultural phenomenon or anything but goddamn if the phrase doesn't cross my mind when some dickless wimp recoils at the thought of being perceived as gay for something as mundane as drinking a fuckin smoothie or something. Imagine the insecurity necessary to boast about liking muh coffee black, and muh steak rare in a desperate attempt to appear 'manly'. I looove exposing dickless mentalities irl whenever some mouth-breather scoffs at a fucking latte

>>19949836
boasting about steak is not much better than getting all defensive about coffee with milk in it, but it is still preferable

>>19949836
Simmer down and eat your sandwich.

>>19949836
Found the fag

>>19949882
stop looking in the mirror while posting

>>19949836
kek this queer is making up tough guy fantasy and larping he "outs" people in public for not wanting certain drinks or food. bruh I hope you re-read your post and realize how much of a bitch made you sound like. larping you do these things is not cool and seriously pathetic and weak.

>>19949869
I'm not defensive, I'm on the offense.
>>19949870
>>19949882
If you have a problem with what I said you are the exact dickless bitches I was talking about. I guess it's ultimately a good thing if your tendies make you feel macho, but keep it to yourself it's pussy repellant

>>19949836
Your lunch is getting cold.

>>19949836
I dont like milk with my coffee it gives me the shits, whats wrong with prefering black coffee?

>>19949891
Not strangers dipshit, colleagues, cousins etc. Anyone who tries to 'flex' because they like rare meat (which I like btw) ill let them know its micropenis behaviour tryna score manpoints

>>19949904
Nothing is wrong with preferring it, something is wrong with claiming its bad ass or old school while other options are girly or childish. My point was explicitly linked to faux-masculinity, if you missed that u a dumdum

>>19948136
>Trump president for life.
Given his age and weight I think the second term will be the rest of his life.

>>19949897
Good one dude. I'm sorry you felt called out when I talked about a specific, desperate-to-be-seen-as-masculine dicklessness

>>19949909
A frappuccino or those "coffees" that are more like a liquid cake than coffee are kinda childish tho, you dont like coffee you want sugar in a cup nothing wrong with liking it but its not coffee per se

>>19949918
Okay? Keep it to yourself in company is my point. Its spergtastic and cringe,

>>19949925
>okay?
I dont know man you started by bashing people for having an opinion

>>19949836
but I do like my coffee black and my steak rare

>>19949937
No I didn't, I'm bashing people who think their food preferences somehow makes them macho and super heckin based

>>19949949
So do I. I just cringe at the thought of accusing someone who doesn't of wasting it, and unironically calling stuff 'rabbit food' like some tryhard Andrew tate wannabe

>>19949836
I don't think you replied to enough posts there, chief.

>"Salad is for gays"

>>19947052
Dumbass cracker

Panera

>>19949897
yum!

>>19949836
You type like you're french

>>19949907
give us the green text of the incident with your cousin kek

>>19949909
I have never met someone that was like this. Pretty sure you're a projecting faggot. So as for ops question, whatever this fag eats

>>19947068
Nah you judge all the time. That's human nature. You're just respectful of things you unconsciously see as inferior out of philosophical principles and general good will.

>>19947013
Skim milk in cereal.

soooooo any other gays who use /ck/

>>19951123
me

>>19951150
hello, do you have a "gay voice"?

>>19951178
no

>>19951215
that's so sad

>>19951219
:(

>>19947583
I'm his boyfriend. I'm not gay, just working a long con.

>>19948425
His uncle made him eat a tower of onion rings out of his lap once

>>19951232
>i'm his boyfriend
>i'm not gay
Ok, go eat your monte cristo sandwich

>>19948471
Dude people didn't give a shit about kids until about 20 years ago. One of the reasons that Candyman serial killer in Texas took so long to get caught is that every time he got caught with an underage kid he'd just tell people he was part of an underground pedo ring

>>19949870
THE GUAC IS WHAT MAKES IT GAY.

>>19951254
Man, America's most wanted. My mom would make me watch that show to show me the horrors in the backyard.

>>19947043
fpbp

>>19949836
too much ego attached to post in first sentence. TL;DR?

>>19949836
I didn't hate faggots until this post.

>>19949914
hnnnnnnng unnnngh GOD! your shadowboxing faggyness makes me wanna put LOAD in your BUTT.

>>19947013
https://youtu.be/qmSX7NjsDKA

I will never understand why people think there is something wrong with having a sexual desire to put your penis inside another man's asshole. I mean, who doesn't fantasize about having poop and blood on their penis?
If you hate gays, you are a fascist bigot and probably a Trump supporter and a basket of deplorable.

>>19951628
r u ok with oral-only gays?

>>19951628
you're a virgin aren't you

>>19951632
>r u ok with oral-only gays?
No, because you can't be gay unless you do anal. Everything else is just copium.

>>19947013
Anything with a dick in it

>>19951628
endless extremes. straightoids are pretty happy with anal when it's some whore.

>>19951846
girls don't poop

>>19951956
my faggot sister takes the smelliest shits ever. literally atomic in scent, it makes you recoil instantly. femoid shits are horrendously rancid.

>>19951957
tell him to eat better

>>19952006
no possible. she's going thru her rebellious early 20's stage, shes becoming an adult :3

>>19949836
you reek of homosexuality friendo

>>19947013
A cock.

>>19949836
t. bearded soy

>>19949836
We get it, you suck cocks and swallow cum anon, jeez.

>>19949907
>rare meat is a flex (I like it btw Im not girly I swear)
You're full of shit cuz you just admitted you know there's somethimg wrong with not liking rare meat

>>19949897
Don’t forget the pozzed nigger semen!

>>19952012
>becoming a adult because she walled and people won't put up with her shit anymore
kek

>>19952066
she has the most bodacious ass of any 5'3 i've seen. her views of the world are so cancer that she herself is cancerous is pretty grim. unironically would make anons go insane.