/ck/ - Food & Cooking

it scares the fda

i kinder surprised my wife and the kinder was her cunt and the surprise was my semen and the fda gave the abortion

You have to admit, hiding a shitty little plastic "toy" inside a peice of candy that is the perfect size to choke a toddler is pretty retarded.

>>19934331
Thank you so much for your input, please elaborate further.

Kinder eggs are in america, the toy just isn't inside the egg. Which kinda takes the surprise out of it.

>>19934294
>american children are so fat and retarded the swallow the whole egg and die

>>19934597
Kek

>>19934597
Someone with poor English insulting America.
Stick to your native tongue third world reject.

I find extremely funny how the fda made kinder eggs with the toy inside illegal but approve a shitton of harmful additives

>>19934359
How about teach your children not to be retarded

>>19936090
Or you could just not put worthless little peices of plastic in the candy.

>>19934597

>>19934359
The toy is in a large shell, if you eat that then it's just natural selection doing it's thing.

>this kills the 3 year old French girl

>>19934597
Lmao