/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19914983
it's a shame i already know the joke. i laughed at this for like 10 straight minutes the first time i saw it

>>19914983
imagine the obesity

This all seems mentally stable

>>19915129
i didn't even realize that a was a zipper titted pooner at first.
>earth balance
and shes fucking vegetarian/vegan lololol
the English were right about the Irish

>>19915132
Waaaay too many """femboys" these days are just twinks with a zoomer perm, always fucking gross looking
Being a femboy needs to be gatekept way harder, should have to actually look feminine, not just gay

why are those dogs 69ing????

This faggot again

>>19915416
My wife is really enjoying those fries and soda.

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>>19915445
Can you fucking kill yourself already?

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You forgot the egg fort

>>19915468
not op

>>19915431
Please tell me thats piss

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>>19915445
Not cool, anon. Nobody deserves to be called Jewish.

>>19915416
someone post the bluethebone edit

Why is there always one retard on every board that gets WebM threads that is determined to kill them by spamming the same off-topic dogshit videos every single thread?

>>19915711
>go to a general thread
>get surprised when you see the same memes because your ass lurks a general 24/7

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>>19915680
*SLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>19915416
You just know

>>19915728
how does he get out

>>19915796
The heat of the tentacles cooks the eggs.

>>19915427
chopadashi

>>19915413
bro i fucking love this guy. may God protect his liver forever

>>19915883
how did they get the cake inside

>>19915680
IT'S DRINKING THE WATER

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>>19916251
nice job

>>19916251
just because a gene is recessive doesn't discount the possibility that even parents with both dominant genes still have the possibility of producing recessive genes. The child still only inherits half from both parents

>>19916251
Doesn't Ronald Mcdonald also have notoriously famous red hair? If it was purple we'd have a more exact dilemma.

>>19916251
sorry not true, my brothers wife has red hair, she's a hambeast and he's the only person on the planet that would fuck her, and they have a red head kid, my brother is not a redhead.

>>19916277
>The child still only inherits half from both parents
this is only true if both parents are fully human.
horsemen dominate the other genetics and recreate instead of procreate.

sincerely,
war

>>19915183
why would they not be 69ing? better question is why someone is recording it instead of stopping them

>>19915909
It's a cake egg, dumbass.

>>19915644
sweet!

>>19915416
It must be weird fucking a woman then fathering a little girl who's the spitting image of that woman.

>>19914999
same here, I had it on replay for several minutes and was absolutely beside myself

shit thread as usual

>>19916335
Uhhhh, way too much information buddy.

>>19916380
It's wholesome unless you're also attracted to little girls. Then it's awesome.
And if your strike zone always stays in the young adult range, you can go full VN and continually reproduce with your successive daughters.

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>>19916547
>way too much information
no please go on in detail

>>19915413
funniest shit
party trick btfo

>>19915427
Why is she wear a chinese take out box as a hat?

>>19915439
This guy is an inspiration to everyone around the world. I would let him be my wife’s bull.

>>19916556
That’s how it feels when I clean the blackheads from my nose

>>19915408
He’s using a spoon so I’ll give him credit for that.

>>19915429
>yfwywnh hiro waifu

>>19916251
japs dye their hair anon

>>19916380
DESU you dont want a mannish daughter or a femboy son. I look like a 90% copy of my Dad and people didnt think my mom was my mom

>>19915728
I remember when there was a meme about this before the video existed. Forget where the screencap is

>>19915429
>First, take your boned chicken thighs and rinse them in water.
I lost.

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>>19915416
>McDonald's :|
>McDonald's, Japan :O

>>19916251
I am laughing over here.

>>19916857
was very happy with how easy it was to find nudes of them

>>19914983
Yeah, it's always so lonely without the thread with the same set of webms every time and the practically all the same replies too.

anyone have the webm of sitting on a bigmac

>>19916251
oh no no no wholesomebros what happened

>>19915444
where's the lawry's and tablespoons of garlic powder?

>>19915472
this is from some porno isn't it

>>19917163
Not knowing how genetics works is what happened.

Malcolm X had red hair.

>>19915903
All mortals have an appointed time, which can neither be sped or nor delayed (or so I have read).

>>19917179
Yes I understand that the father can be a recessive carrier of the red hair gene but it's funny

>>19915680
Kawaii

>>19915445
Why do they have to do this creepy npc blinking

>>19917319
these people are sad af

>>19915413
COLT 45 AND TWO ZIGZAGS

>>19915407
This is epic. I been to a restaurant like that.

>>19916586
You just know it

>>19917846
Do they actually do chapulines that way? Every time I've had them it's with mezcal, and it's pretty much eaten straight.

>>19915909
Are you some kind of fucking idiot?

>>19915416
cringe

>>19918668
no bro I'm just wondering how they did it

>>19915473
kek. thanks anon

>>19917846
I'd try grasshoppers if they're cooked and seasoned well. Even jews eat grasshopper so it isn't goyfeed

>>19915427
boobs

>>19915680
This is literally me

>>19916251
He had to dye his natty hair black to keep his corporate job. Many such cases in Japan.

>>19915909
They had to eat all the eggs

>>19916380
>It must be weird fucking a woman
Haha yeah man totally haha

>>19915407
>That'll be 300 dollars

>>19917319
Where did he got those scars from?

>>19916277
>tfw parents are blue blue and I'm green

>>19919206
getting the boobs removed

>>19917319
disgusting.

>>19919206
she chop off her bobs and vegene

>>19919977
not even fat, I bet her pussy was mad wet after that day you'd be going to some great slam town; honestly if you wouldn't you're probably gay as fuck

>>19916619
Kek. That cross eye too, I think she's just retarded.

>>19919206
>he

>>19915420
lol he got a straw

>>19920096
>not even fat
American detected.

>>19915420
Those have got to be the worst looking glazed donuts I've ever seen. It's like they took normal glaze and diluted it so that it's almost entirely water. I don't know how dunkin donuts is still in business.

>>19916335
People don't understand what "recessive gene" means.

>>19915883
My wife's son would love that trick.

>>19920690
Maybe they got all the recessive genes.

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>>19915408
Was that a cigarette butt?

>>19919206
>My father was a Munchausen by Proxy sufferer, and a field.
>One night, he wants more attention than usual.
>Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. But.
>So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, and points it at me, laughing while he does it.
>He turns to me, and he says "Why so cis? Let's put he/him in those pronouns!"
>Aaaand...why so cis?

>>19919699
>Being a woman is so hard!
>I'll cut my tits off, get a beard, and live as a dickless man
>ah, much better!

>>19916556
what kind of fish is this?

>>19921383
Funny idea but the execution is lacking. Keep workshopping it

>>19916965
do share

>>19915436
Mmm yummy yummy worm meat

>>19921228
I don't know why but the usage of that form to shape the rice strikes me as particularly soulless. It almost spits in the face of the concept of cooking.

>>19915909
pipes under the sand

>>19917194
just sageing this thread to laugh at you

>>19919977
built for mating press

>>19921469
He's too handsome for this... Don't end up like Nikacado broski..

>>19921482
why are Mexicans like this?

>>19916619
they should make you pay extra for th'at.

>>19921469
Dude I bought a tiny ass item off the value menu then melted 5 bucks worth of cheese over it

>>19921490
He probably exercises, unlike Nikacado who never did except for taking it up the ass

>>19919977
arent those nails very cumbersome? I really dont understand women with that long nails, it surely is not comfortable at all.

>>19915408
no difference between this and a famous bowl

>>19916251
this isn't how it works
the point is that red hair is recessive, so the dad might have one red hair allele and one black hair allele, thus having black hair because red is recessive. The mother has to have two red hair alleles, and the kid got one red allele from the mom, and one red allele from the dad.
It would only be a cuck situation if they both had red hair and the kid had black hair, because neither parent would be able to have a black hair allele.

>>19921397
>he's never seen a garloid shed its skin and leave behind and exoskeleton full of garloid cum
Nobody be friends with this fucking faggot

>>19921397
Beeass

>>19915413
Look at him go

>>19915726
See they always deflect the same too like they're not the ones posting. It's insanity.
Hey you, niggerfaggot, I check these threads once a couple weeks and the same shit is posted every time.

>>19922078
you have to meme back and post shit from 10 years ago

>>19921312
>bring camera close to bunny
>yell real loud
>bunny runs away
wow tiktok is so real

>>19921469
When the quarter pounder and double quarter pounder (is it still around?) with cheese aren't enough, just make a double ⅓ pounder with cheese.

>>19921351
Is it possible to learn this power?

>>19914983
I have to assume the powder is baking cocoa or my mind goes to pepper which can't be right.

>>19914983
>alright so we add chocolate, butter, egg, two dogs 69ing...

>>19921992
wtf

>>19919080
It's actually more

>>19921984
Why the fuck is it yellow

>>19922494
PROBABLY TURMERIC

>>19915493
It's piss

>>19919973
vgh

>>19916346
Cause it's awesome

Why is it always the same fucking faggot with his unfunny webms that creates these

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>>19922494
The dish is called kare-kare. The color is from the annatto seeds as well as from the peanut butter sauce.

>>19922579
incredibly gay

>>19921351
I appreciate the effort, stop motion is mind numbing as hell.

>>19921691
What a ride, from frog photoshoot to slow motion camera to applebee's commercial.

>>19915472
whomst?

>>19921992
the gayest webm every posted to 4chan

>>19916005
Lol

>>19921984
So that's the secret ingredient.

>>19921691
So where's the proper 16:9 version that starts at about 15 seconds? Because that shit you posted is for fucking ants.

>>19915405
What kind of parrot is that?

>>19919977
Why is a fat woman like that eating so much food? Shouldn't she be on a diet and trying to eat less

>>19917173
There unironically was liberal garlic powder in that vid, you must've missed it

>>19922922
Alura Jenson

>>19916556
I can't watch videos of poor defenseless animals being slaughtered like this. Fuck you this is not what /ck/ is supposed to be about

>>19919977
I went to All Antico Vinaio when I was in Rome in May. It's pretty good but I honestly don't get why it's famous.

>>19921691
I am so glad AI is poised to replace "photographers"

>>19915408
S L O P P A

>>19916251
>I don't understand how genes work

>>19922579
He has a lot going for him but still isn't handsome.

>>19923016
it appears the parrot may have found employement at a fast food chicken eatery for ONE job. oddly enough hes still there in the video where they're crying.

>>19923114
because the OG one is at Florence, they just gained traction and had became a mini-chain
>T. a Florence Faggot

>>19921351
>the potatoes stripping themselves and pulling the bone out
o-oh my...

>>19922579
Same energy

>>19923232
Do you mean those pieces of fried chicken...?
Oh no that's just sad.

>>19923294
>heard seen and end of the line

im gonna go suicide in the kitchen

>>19923013
mental illness

>>19921992
It's actually pretty good instructions on how to properly make fries

>>19916251
can japanese be red haired on the first place ? isn't this a white pipo thing ?

>>19915728
Source?

>>19919977
holy shit I'd eat that

>>19922385
Don't forget the 40% tip, chud

>>19919977
lotsa desperate mofos creaming themselves over this hog... sort yourselves out.

>>19916554
Me in the pussy if I'm being fully honest

>>19916380
My daughter looks exactly like myself and my mother in law mixed together. My wife looks nothing like her mother. It’s odd at times.

>>19916902
Except that McDonald's anywhere else only has ugly nogs in its marketing

>>19921490
Koreans are fucking ugly as sin

>>19915473
He has been baked inshallah

>>19915644
>peanutbutter
>not cooking it
Failure of a "cheesecake"

>>19923130
Why? Whats wrong with what theyre doing? Looks pretty fun.

>>19924242
the heat of the cake cooks the peanut butter

>>19915447
Weird. I've seen dogs gobble up cicadas like they're treats.

>>19924443
I wondered if it's because they were burned. I'm not sure if dogs are that picky.

>>19915909
osama bin laden

>>19917846
i cant eat that
my last name means "grasshopper"

NEW
E
W

>>19924704
You just know

>>19921383
>field

>>19915427
It's hard to take her seriously when she goes cross-eyed.

>>19923013
how did he get in

>>19921312
My bunny likes chicken, butter and beer.

>>19923013
Could you possibly enlighten me on the precise methodology he employs to extricate himself from this particular predicament?

>>19915434
That's the straight laced theater girl until you get a few drinks in her. 20 minutes from now she's chugging cheap red from the bottle. Her top is off and she's down to her bra and skirt. She starts doing a monologue from her feminist theater class and her cheeks get flushed. An hour later she's pinned you down in a random bedroom grinding you hard. The bra is gone. Everything is gone. She's got the most epic bush you've ever seen. 70s bush, a golden pile of hay glistening in the sun. You giggle to yourself, for some reason the Scooby Doo theme is playing in your head.
Fuck college was fun

>>19921984
ambatukum cooking channel FeelsStrongMan

>>19925072
Theater chicks were always giga sluts who fucked the non gay cast members or the muscular stage techs. Well except for the Jesus freaks.

>>19923547
>fries
*chips

>>19914983
the dogs uhh

>>19924704
Not enough onions

>>19925002
Fucking why?

>>19922579
fuck hes fine . i aint even gay but wew

>>19925362
Why what? Are you amused by a person being happy? You should try it sometime, it feels good.

>>19923096
It's
its' honeycomb anon
there's not even bee grubs in those cells

>>19925437
>some soulless bugman making a humiliating expression
>this is "happy" to you
oh slave

>>19915909
pat buchanan

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>>19915447
Here's 99 image hashes this loser posts constantly across multiple boards every single day: https://pastebin.com/HiyTvbRz one per line for easy filtering. Don't worry, you're not missing anything good, they're all shitposts.

>>19925588
get a life you obsessed loser

>>19925595
Kill yourself.

>>19925588
thanks, ive been mainly just filtering through pol gf file names

>>19925504
He clearly is happy. Would a sad person make a goofy face for his latte? Don't think so.
Also, what do you have against asian people? He'a not even asian tho.

>>19915909
They put the chocolate globe on the tree's flowers and the cake grows inside

>>19914983
This always gets me. I love that its just a quick lil flash once.

>>19919977
They make their Asians fat over in Australia, huh?

>>19921691
White shirt is fine ones asshole and whacking their table. What a dick.

>>19925611
>would
yes

>>19915427
I want her to give me a handjob.

>>19925598
The fuck did I do

>>19925611
That's not a goofy face it's an insecurity reflex

>>19925735
Huh? Does it mean you make this face every time talking to woman?

>>19925738
Why would I ever want to talk to a w*man

>>19921729
long nails is a sexual thing. it enhances handjobs for alot of guys.

>>19915427
The nakadashi chef

>>19925746
To have sex?

>>19925504
>I-ITS A HUMILIATING EXPRESSION
>B-BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY?!
The inability to comprehend how other people feel is one of the common symptoms of autism.

>>19915887
Do Americans really?

>>19925979
i wish

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>>19925944
Dubs wasted on soiface defenders.
What a world...

>>19926008
Dubs? You mean idubbz?

>>19926008
Yeah I think at this point I would just kill myself.

>>19925979
that's French

>>19921443
do you also seethe at cookie cutters you absolute fucking autist

>>19926008
Is that chilli sauce or chocolate?

>>19921984
hell yeah dude

>>19925362
They are insecure about how they look when they smile so they choose an 'ironic' facial expression because le funny.

>>19925780
Gross. Fucking weirdo.

>>19926473
but why

>>19925348
*onions
why did the word change?

>>19923013
how does he get more eggs without taking a break

>>19915427
Hello baby i love love you let's have very very sexy good time...

>>19924704
Is he sick or something???
He looks so much smaller

>>19926613
let me get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shawarma prolapse

>>19927038
that's a breaded garloid

>>19926613
mock gooeyduck

>>19927009
Just older and probably not roiding as hard anymore

>>19923013
I love how hes like
>huh. what do you want.
>egg sandwitch..? I think I can whip that up
as if thats not all he makes all day

>>19926689
so i can go 3 months without making any burritos

>>19926008
Die in a fire and make it better.

>>19926473
>breakfast burrito
>beans
>>19926689
I made 12 burritos and froze them. Finished them all after 5 months. Still tasted good, only thing that lost its texture were the eggs.

>>19915439
>Oil down the sink
Lost

>>19916554
I didn't know seagulls got down like that

>>19923885
Based standards haver

>>19915411
he didn't drink those as much as pour them into himself

>>19924715
well, Terry is a homo

>>19923218
exactly what I'd say if I were gay

>>19925588
wow this is awesome. genuinely thank you bro.

>>19915420
i have never heard of this drink before now but now i need one

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>>19927282
no its sheep pancreas and fat wrapped with sheep intestine

>>19926465
>they are insecure about how they look when they smile
don't fucking smile then
t. insecure about how i look when i smile

>>19915728
how dare he overcook her bowl of eggs

>>19925611
>tho
yeah, he's worse. he's a r*ssian.

Nothing like some late night 'za

>>19925362
Dick suckem face is their default

someone post that billionaire webm

>>19915405
god damn

>>19922579
My g*d this man is sexy. The wedding ring ruins it though.

>>19925072
>for some reason the Scooby Doo theme is playing in your head
?????

>>19915411
kek, what an animal

>>19915427
cute, skilled, and derpy
I think I'm in love

>>19916554
gulls are heckin based

>>19915411
This guy's chugging and burbing while quiet hip hop plays always makes me chuckle whenever I see him

>>19921691
cool

>>19928272
this is staged right? if it is, some zoomers are funny

>>19928522
What you never got drunk with your pals and got up to crazy stuff when your parents were away? We used to go smash bottles on homeless people's heads and piss on stray cats lmao was well funny

>>19921992
God, I worked at a country club that didn't double cook French Fries when we got a new chef, and we eventually just switched to the frozen Sisco ones because we'd get so many complaints about the fries. I asked the cook who made them once cuz he was a veteren of NYC kitchens why they don't do it right and he said he brought it up and the chef said that was a waste of time, they're just as good so he said fuck it, whatever, I ain't ain't tryna get fired.

>>19924704
Why does anyone think a baguette is good bread? It's hard as fuck always and there's like no soft inside too. Give me a brioche or something I can but without needing all my jaw muscles.

>>19925588
mass replying fags are just as bad

>>19928719
all of those replies are to the same poster retard

>>19928784
his liver is fucked up

>>19928784
not supposed to use hot tap water for cooking stuff because there's a much higher rate of contaminants in it from the pipes and heater compared to cold.

>>19925780
What are you, gay

>>19925944
You're really not helping you case with this limpwristed squealing in anger over how you've been stereotyped

>>19915909
darude-sandstorm

>>19928726
Still just as bad. The two fags who show up every thread to have a little hate circlejerk with each other over the guy who shows up to dump two dozen webms with bait filenames have become worse than him easily.

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>>19928784
Sloppy steaks! This guy would love Truffoni’s!

>>19928950
I like how you had to cut out the text because it sounds like your whining.

>>19925588
Based, thank you. That schizo deserves to be euthanized.

>>19929007
ITTY BITTY JEANS
GREASED BACK HAIR

>>19928784
The entire stick of butter is so much more disgusting than the meat.

>>19925437
You have legit autism if you think that facial expression conveys hapiness

>>19926008
>soiface
The word "soy" isn't filtered here you fucking tourist. Go back.