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19916483 No.19916483 [Reply] [Original]

NY doesn't have it either. Big cities with lots of people to buy McRibs and you just... don't want to make money? Are you run by idiots?

>> No.19916485

>>19916483
'cause fuck em, that's why

>> No.19916486

>>19916483
Flyover chads stay winning

>> No.19916487

>oh nooooooo where's my goyslop multinational corporation?!?!?!?!?!
The only thing that needs to return to soulless coastal shitholes is a tsunami

>> No.19916489

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED MY MCSLOP NOOOOO NO NO NO NO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MY FOOD-LIKE PRODUCT NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19916492

>>19916483
You should wear this as a badge of honor. McDonald's not bringing additional slop to where you live is a sign that your area has some actual culture.

>> No.19916495

>>19916483
the only reason why it wouldn't have returned is because it didn't sell well the last few times it was "never coming back for good"

>> No.19916500

>>19916495
There are 9 million people in nyc

>> No.19916507

>>19916500
and they probably sold one mcrib a day

>> No.19916509

>>19916500
and nicer streetfood than McD from about 1 million places to chose from

>> No.19916510

>>19916509
That street food doesn’t include bbq pork sandwiches

>> No.19916518

the mcrib availabilty is all about leveraging their supply chain. its only available when the profit margin is greater than the opportunity cost. as cheap as pork scraps are its prime rib compared to mcdonalds ground beef.
also you buy a tray of on-cor rib patties and a pack of club rolls and have pretty much the exact same experience at home for a tenth of the price

>> No.19916523

>>19916486
>winning
I thought /ck/ hated fast food?

>> No.19916528

>>19916483
It's garbage the one time I bought it broke my tooth on a bone shard in it

>> No.19916536

>>19916523
Half the threads on this board are about fast food anon.

>> No.19916552

>>19916536
And that fucking sucks

>> No.19916559

>>19916552
:(

>> No.19916561

>>19916528
How big was the settlement?

>> No.19916566

>>19916559
And this isn't even the only mcrib thread you junkies

>> No.19916580

>>19916507
Doubtful

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>>19916483
Huh

>> No.19916652

mcrib is a'ight. you need to eat the pickles first and then wipe off 90% of the sauce

>> No.19916657

>>19916589
How is this in any way surprising to you?

>> No.19916663

>>19916589
the bbq sauce

>> No.19916735

Do people actually eat this shit sandwich or is it just a meme?
I had a micrib once back in 1996. Once. It was so bad I never had any desire to try it again.

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>>19916735
i eat them for the pickles

>> No.19916771

>>19916735
At this point it's just a meme. They only carry it when the price of pork is low enough but pretend it's a LIMITED TIME OFFER to drive some FOMO. But that's wearing thin, so they are doing stuff like OP's article to keep it in the news and make sure people still believe the mcrib is something special and they are special people to be able to eat the special limited time only sludge.

>> No.19916773

>>19916483
The McRib tastes like shit anyway. It tastes like those ribs you get in cheap OnCor dinners.

>> No.19916795

>>19916771
This.

My prediction is that in a few weeks we are going to see "People are travelling for hours to eat food not available in their area" followed by "McDonald's bows to outcry. Will sell McRib in NYC for a limited time."

>> No.19916801

>>19916795
People actually do travel all over the country for McRibs
This has been a thing since phone booths and the Yellow Pages, it's older than you

>> No.19916822

>>19916483
McRib is a dead boomer meme, McDonalds is just squeezing a few more cents out of flyovers still living in 2013. Urban centers of influence are awaiting the new limited-time Island Boys Meal and next year's Grimace Ultra HRT soyshake.

>> No.19916843

>>19916822
McRib combines two timeless American foods into one, BBQ and burger.
Plus the pork is unique in fast food and Mexicans love it. The McRib will stay, bucko

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19916846

>>19916483
Just buy pic related for less than $2 and slap it on a bun.

>> No.19916852

>>19916483
fuck liberal cities

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19916906

>>19916489
I'm glad someone out there understand my struggle. Thank you.

>> No.19916944

>>19916518
After reading your post I went to the grocery with those ingredients on my list.
There were no pork patties. We haven’t had center cut bacon this way in years so the supply chain is still fucked up. Might also be why northeast bro ain’t getting his McRibs

>> No.19916954

>>19916500
Jews don't eat pork

>> No.19917118

>>19916801
You don't understand my point - it's all calculated to get free publicity.

>it's older than you
"The McRib made its debut in the United States in 1981, as a limited-time item."
So no, it's at least a decade younger then me.

>> No.19917135

The McRib has lower profit margin than the other mains. That's why it's used as a limited item, to drum up temporary business in outlets and hope they come back and buy regular burgers.
Regions that don't have it probably already have really high customer flow.

>> No.19917158

>>19917118
why are you so old?

>> No.19917346

>>19917135
That makes sense to me. No need to bring it back when you’re already making money hand over fist?

>> No.19917607

When I was a little kid I watched the Simpsons episode where Homer gets addicted to McRibs and I said to my dad that I wished I could try it. He told me that I can, because the show is parodying a real sandwich and the ribheads who follow it around are real. He told me the McRib is the tastiest sandwich in the world. Later it became available and my dad took me to get one. It really was the tastiest sandwich in the world to me, probably because it was so souped up in my head and because my dad told me that's what to think, and also because I never got to eat junkfood as a kid. It's still one of my favorite foods to this day.

>> No.19917647

>>19916483
They need to incite further demand to boost sales in the future. Outrage will make people want it more.

>> No.19917651

>>19917158
the passage of time

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>>19916906
>gif
literally hamburger time

>> No.19917698

>>19916483
Have you actually had one of those? It's terrible. It reminds me of those shitty school lunches.

>> No.19917738

>>19916483
I bet those urban shitholes probably have some tax or regulation that McDonalds decided they weren't going to be coerced into complying with. Fuck the government.

>> No.19918193

>>19916483
try living in canada your whole life

>> No.19918229

>>19917651
I don’t want to die

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>>19916846
Even better is the On Cor brand of these where it comes with like 6 patties. There was one week last year to where I absolutely couldn't be arsed enough to cook on sunday and went out a bought picrel and a bag of hoagie rolls and just had that for breakfast before work for a week. It actually wasn't that bad.

>> No.19918382

>>19916483
I remember when I worked there a few years ago and was creampieng the boss, used to get all sorts of perks.

Anyway I took THREE boxes of these home after the promo ended. Ate good for weeks

>> No.19918418

>>19918382
boxes? those boxes had like 500 patties in em

>> No.19918427

>Boston
>New York
>BLM attacks and burns down McDonalds because nigs gotta nog
>a year later McRib comes back, but not in the cities that destroyed McDonalds
oh no! It's the consequences of my own actions!

>> No.19918436

>>19917158
I can't say it's enjoyable, but it's better then the alternative.

>> No.19918448

>>19918427
Rent free

>> No.19918457

>>19918418
I know dude it was glorious. 50 I think, was awhile ago. They never gave a shit about stock really come to think of it but VERY stingy when it came to cheese there.

>> No.19918462

>>19918457
huh. when I worked there it was closer to 500 in a box. maybe 250, but certainly not 50

maybe depends on the size of the restaurant too

>> No.19918463

There's a place on the UES called Veritable that makes its own McRib. It's damn good.

>> No.19918988

>>19916489
what the fuck do you do with your food if not consume it?

>> No.19919382
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19919382

>>19916483
>new menu item at McDonald's makes a news headline
Only in the US of A

>> No.19919393

>>19918448
Rent is free on burnt down buildings.

>> No.19919395

>>19916483
New England gets Oyster McNuggets instead.

>> No.19919533

>>19918463
Might be worth a trip up from the Village... I’ll try them next week. Thanks anon

>> No.19919639

>>19916483
McRib, the only item at McDonalds that has bones in it. Lawsuit waiting to happen, some lady swallows the bone and chokes and dies, clogging up traffic through the drive-thru. Genius.

>> No.19919853

>>19919639
>bones
citation needed

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>>19919639
>some lady swallows the bone and chokes and dies
That bone? All me.

>> No.19919882

>>19916483
I had one in the Union Square (NYC) McDonald's a couple years ago. I kinda just assumed it always came here because of the number of people. Guess I was wrong lol

>> No.19919911
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>>19916486
>Flyover chads stay winning
I'm not flyover in FL and I have the McRib. Going to get a sack full o' these bad boys today. High of 78-degrees and sunny living in the freest state in the freest country. Life is good.

>> No.19919915

>>19916523
>>winning
>I thought /ck/ hated fast food?
No. It's just spam from /pol/ retards and seething foreign posters. Fast food is fine.

>> No.19919932

>>19916489
this

>> No.19919938

>>19919911
FL is still flyover. Also, having the world's largest McD's is nothing to be proud of

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>>19919938
Florida isn't "flyover" - neither literally nor figuratively - and I know this makes you cry and seethe super hard. It's a destination state. For instance, right now your tears have a one-way ticket straight into my cup.

>> No.19919958

>>19916483
They dont want another rick and morty situation

>> No.19919960

>>19919953
Florida is only a destination for retirees and idiots. If it snapped off the rest of the country like a graham cracker, half of us would cheer and half wouldn’t give a shit

>> No.19919967

>>19919960
>Florida is America's big swinging dick
>tranny shill seething in a leftist hellhole is obsessed with "snapping" off dicks
Checks out

>> No.19920108

I once made a bootleg at-home version with spam cut in shape.
It was actually pretty nice, but the actual secret is that the "meat" is secondary to using like 20oz of sauce and a whole onion.

>> No.19920114

>>19920108
It's rib meat so it's nothing like Spam, really. That said, I just checked the app and one McRib is like $5 so fuck this fucking meme sandwich. If I can't get two for a reasonable price to satisfy my appetite I don't care.

>> No.19920129

>>19920114
>It's rib meat
lol, lmao

>> No.19920159

>>19920129
>lol, lmao
pick one

>> No.19920278

>>19916483
excuse me, fuck me? well I can see you don't want to be cheered up.

>> No.19920299

The McRib meal is over $10 and nearly the most expensive meal on the menu

>> No.19920304

>>19916486
The ribwich at Kwik Trip is honestly better than Mickey D's version

>> No.19920389

>>19920304
I actually went to a couple of 7-11s and a Cumbies looking for a bbq pork sandwich but nope

>> No.19920417

>>19919967
Does Florida even have any culinary traditions? Lol

>> No.19920502
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>>19920417
The Cuban sandwich, but nobody actually eats them. Otherwise, fried gator tail? Possibly the mahi sandiwch?

We tend to popularize things but not invent them. We made Hooters but didn't invent buffalo wings. We created the greatest Supermarket chain with the great sub sandwich, but didn't invent either. Sonny's is great BBQ but isn't "Florida" BBQ.

It's mostly owing to the fact that South Florida is very different from peninsular and panhandle Florida. It's an entirely different climate zone, in fact so that pretty much splits the vibes. Plus, you don't have air conditioning and the mass build-out until after WWII. The Cuban sandwich is great, but it's mostly a south Florida thing. We have great food, but it's mostly from other places.

We're like the west coast but for people who are too lazy to go west of the Mississippi River. We even have our own Tex-Mex chain - Tijiuana Flats. The new growing cuisine in Florida is a lot of "fusion food" at this point... and chicken. For some reason, chicken.

>> No.19920515

>>19916483
ew

>> No.19920516

>>19920502
Looks like a ham & cheese sandwich

>> No.19920523

>>19920516
It essentially is: one that is pressed on Cuban bread with pickles.

>> No.19920545

>>19920516
Croque Señor

>> No.19920854

>>19916735
For the first few bites, it's alright, great for a fast food sandwich but just alright compared to even a place like Buc-ees
But the aftertaste really catches up quick and I can never finish it
Several of my coworkers are obsessed with it and I have no idea why, they've literally been going to McD's every day for the slop

>> No.19920898

>>19920854
>slop
when the buzzwords are retarded, the opinion gets discarded

>> No.19920946

>>19916500
'people'

>> No.19920957

>>19920854
It's the skatole that gives it the nasty aftertaste

>> No.19920970

>>19916843
It's shit quality pork you fucking Mexican

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19921219

>>19916483
Fuck Yeah! I just went to my local McDonalds and ordered two of them.

>> No.19921378

>>19917651
the heat of the time cooks the age

>> No.19921507

>>19919938
orlandoGODS we fucking won

>> No.19921508

I’m endlessly fascinated by the McRib psyop. It’s an absolutely bog standard fast food sandwich that chuds go fucking bananas for. Really a fascinating case study

>> No.19921533

>>19920389
Try Speedway. Least before they were owned by 7/11 they had bbq pork sandwiches. I’ve been out of New England for a few years tho so they might have taken them off the menu

>> No.19921590

>>19919953
If I drive down to Florida from Ottawa, Canada, would it be worth it? Is the food good enough to justify that?

>> No.19921909

>>19920304
And although the prices are Bidenized now, they still go for 1.89 on Tuesday, when I'm hearing that McRib is now like $5 or something. Yeah fuck that

>> No.19921993

>>19921909
It's $5.99 a sandwich in SoCal

>> No.19922039

>>19916486
You consider eating mcslop "winning"?

>> No.19922601

>>19921219
Was it worth $10 for both of those? I can get free medium fries with my points so I'm thinking of picking up two McRibs.

>> No.19922607

>>19921590
You're fleeing Canada. Of course it's worth it.

>> No.19923110

>>19916483
>>19916846
>>19918373
Do these things just have weird fake bone indents, or do burgerpeople slap a meat patty that is 40% bone on a sandwich?
Why the fuck are there artificial bone indents if there are no bones?

>> No.19923136

>>19923110
If you want to feel my bone indent you just have to ask.

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>>19919960

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>>19916483
kek my hometown is known for world-class pork bbq. The McRib is disgusting slop in comparison. It's literally the worst thing that McDonald's sells. You're better off just eating a Vienna sausage sandwich with pickles and bbq sauce.

>> No.19923147

>>19923110
It's literally just processed pork trimmings shaped in a mold. There are no bones in it.

>> No.19923149

>>19923110
Yes they are fake. Its boneless patties just shaped that way to look appealing

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>>19923139

>> No.19923167

>>19919960
Florida used to be great.

Then it catered to the old rich ass holes all over America. State whored itself out so the politicians and developers could line their pockets.

Publix sucks now, the lakes are all dirty or privatized, the good beaches are packed, traffic is terrible and the jobs blow. Fuck of with the > muh florididuh

It isn’t 2008 anymore

>> No.19923301

>>19923167
>t. faggot who waited too long and can't buy a house in florida because houses everywhere are 3x what they used to be
>now he's stuck in some shithole state

>> No.19923311

>>19923301
i’ve lived in florida for 30 years, this place has gone to the dogs and im on my way out

not even the same poster and you are probably just another faggot transplant from texas

>> No.19923323

>>19916523
/ck/ hates fast food just like /tv/ hates capeshit and so on for every popular thing within a given board topic's scope.
Hate it but just can't stop talking about it.

>> No.19923331

>>19923311
>t. guy who doesn't own any land
Enjoy renting in whatever democrat hell hole you're moving to. If you can't make it in FL you can't make it anywhere.

>> No.19923339

>>19916483
been to germany and had the opportunity to try this thing
it's utterly middling and doesn't really taste anything like bbq pork ribs. i don't understand how burgers keep falling for this artificial scarcity meme that mcdonald's keeps pushing onto them when it comes to the mcrib, it's not worth the price, just get something else.

>> No.19923350

>>19923339
>has food in Germany
>"WHY DO BURGERS KEEP FALLING FOR IT"
You are all deranged over America because you can't criticize yourselves.

>> No.19923472

>>19916483
had a mcrib once in Berlin. It's incredibly mediocre. Getting a normal burger is a better choice

>> No.19923505

Had a McRib once on my way to a sex dungeon in Dusseldorf. Somehow it's America's fault.

>> No.19923523

I'm not going to buy it but I just wanted you to know Texas keeps winning because I can get the mcrib from a place that's like 2 minutes away.

>> No.19923532

>>19923523
Fast food isn’t winning. It’s the opposite of winning

>> No.19923546

I’ve never eaten a mcrib and felt good about it afterward. It was at the very least a fun novelty at $2.99 now there’s no way in hell I’d buy one.

>> No.19923553

>>19923350
Nice reading comprehension, dumb burgermutt

>> No.19923557

>>19923553
What was wrong about that post? You had a sandwich in Germany and then cried about America over it. lol

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>>19916483
We have superior alternatives here in Connecticut anyway.

>> No.19923569

>>19923532
Having options you can reject is way better than not having options.

>> No.19923572

>>19923569
Fast food is never an option

>> No.19923576

>>19923572
>t. never worked construction or the military

>> No.19923579

>>19923576
You're right, I was too smart for either

>> No.19923580

>>19923557
...and where exactly does it say that he's not american? Dumb burgermutt.

>> No.19923595

>>19923576
>construction
Just have your woman make you a sandwich

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>>19923580
Oh that's a good point. He could be any one of the many military personnel occupying that loser shithole... just one that cries about "burgers" nonstop.

Or he could be a butthurt Yuropoor, like (You).

>> No.19923804

>>19923595
Not gonna wake my wife up at 2am to make me a sandwich plus I make them way better myself. Imagine relying on a woman for food lmao.

>> No.19923880

>>19920159
even

>> No.19923891

It's based on the price of pork in the area. There's no malice behind their decision to deny you your McGruel (TM) Artery Clogger 80000.

>> No.19923895

Bitch, you're lucky. There hasn't been a McRib in MY country EVER. Always wanted to try it..

>> No.19923918

>>19923804
>Not gonna wake my wife up at 2am to make me a sandwich plus I make them way better myself. Imagine relying on a woman for food lmao.
You should wake up your wife at 2am for a blowjob, and then have your woman make you a grilled cheese sandwich. You're married. Take advantage of it.
She's your property.

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>>19923595
Anon's never been to a sub shop I see. There are tangible real differences between a salad dressing drenched vegetable sandwich where the meat doesn't touch and a meat based sandwich that uses vegetables and sauce as garnish. I can basically look at a sandwich and tell you if a woman or a man made it.
I can never find the article anymore but there was a time when it was estimated that American women were getting 1/3 of their dietary fat through salad dressing.
tl:dr He needs a meat sandwich not a mayo creampie.

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>>19923895
It really is sad and not just because /ck/ is full of le food snobs. Fastfood can be better or worse depending on who's prepping it but I don't think I've ever had a good mcrib and this is coming from someone who used to enjoy their spicy chicken sandwiches before they became so tiny so I'm not a food snob other then wanting meat on my sandwiches.
Pic related is how to enjoy some pork. I live only 30 miles from Hatch. I am the King of Chiles.

>> No.19924046

>>19923918
Well she has work too. And she's a shit cook compared to me so when I had the time to make my own food i did it but sometimes you just get the call to come do testing and quality control right now because i was the closest to a job site and you just have to go. and in those cases fast food wasn't a bad option if you had like 10 minutes before the next truck came by.

>> No.19924278

>>19918373
Never had this brand, it's probably some yuroslop, but this anon is correct. Go into the frozen section and buy [frozen rib patties], go order some nuggets and get an extra bbq sauce, then put some pickles and onions on a sandwich roll and enjoy your "mcrib" any time of the year

They all come from the same Sysco anyway

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19924335

City slickers get fucked, I ate a McRib yesterday.

Honestly it's not worth it anymore, they want like $12 for a combo here unless you use an app coupon to make it $6... Oh well, still tastes nice.

>> No.19924338

>>19924335
>get fucked, I ate slop

>> No.19924339

>>19924278
>Sysco autist is still here
I sincerely hope you die and get raped. You are a pathetic, retarded fucking faggot.

>> No.19924342

>>19924338
>thread is made to complain about not being able to get an item
>reply saying I got it and sucks to be you
>LOL FUGKING LE SLOP
Slop on this cock little nigger bitch

>> No.19924359

>>19916483
They sell you retards a hot dog sandwich with bbq sauce and you fall for it every time.

>> No.19924364

>>19924342
>Eat McRibs
>Call other people niggers
>Projecting
Man, what's it like to be a fat autist?

>> No.19924375

I ate 2 McRibs for lunch and still don't feel right 8 hours later. Should have listened ...

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>>19919967
nobody brought up dicks or trannies until you blustered in. do you actually just sit there imagining trannies and cocks constantly?

>> No.19924381

>>19923139
>>19923154
unironically: both. do both at the same time.

>> No.19924382

>>19924377
>t. tranny

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>>19924335
sam's mcrib is <$1.50 each

>> No.19924399

>>19924377
ha ha. no

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>>19924396
Comfy packaging, 90s Cherry Coke vibe.

>> No.19924431

>>19924407
Holy nostalgia Batman

>> No.19924444

>>19919960
>If it snapped off the rest of the country like a graham cracker, half of us would cheer and half wouldn’t give a shit
this except if it was c*lifornia and NYC and everyone would cheer

>> No.19924463

lol I thought last year they claimed it was leaving forever

>> No.19924495

>>19916483
There is much better food in New England at the local food joints

>> No.19924567

>>19920502
>but nobody actually eats them.
what did she mean by this

>> No.19924578

>>19918988
up the brown eye baby

>> No.19924624

>>19922601
desu no. I could've got actual BBQ with the amount I spent that day.

>> No.19924649

>>19924567
You know

>> No.19924661
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>>19916483
>be actual oldfag
>live through approximately six million "limited time farewell tours" for meme clownslop
>never tried it, not even once
>everyone who's tried it says it actually sucks, it sells purely on selective memory and FOMO
>"the mcrib was never good"
>but now, after years of endless shilling, combined with boredom, resolve begins to slip
>consider actually trying it
>but...
>now the nearest "restaurant" selling it is 500 miles away
Ya almost got me, you creepy ginger corpse-paint bastard. Almost.

>> No.19924662

>>19924567
>She

>> No.19925073

>>19924649
You just know...

>> No.19925114

>>19923147
>shaped in a mold
I'd rather not be reminded that this is just pork sludge
>>19923149
>appealing
No, see above.

>> No.19925122

>>19924578
right on, right on

>> No.19925125 [DELETED] 

>>19916483
it's cause of the kike/mudslime population right?

>> No.19925127

>>19916483
These things aren't even that good

>> No.19925139

>>19916735
Its a meme, we got it permanently here in germany and its irrelevant, not great either.

>> No.19925250

>>19924407
So much soul

>> No.19925280

>>19920304
This. The Rib Sandwich at Kwik Trip is surprisingly good, and I'm not a big rib guy. Honestly one of their better sandwiches.

>> No.19925357

>>19923167
>Publix sucks now, the lakes are all dirty or privatized, the good beaches are packed, traffic is terrible and the jobs blow.
>It isn’t 2008 anymore
The year after, my Dad came in from the Midwest and bought some recently developed land visible from the decent shoreline near the expanding highway belt. At the time it was pretty cheap and idyllic - I could notice the areas with differing water quality as you got closer into one of the metro hubs. I could see the predictable - my Dad just shrugged because he got his and the byproducts are Not His Problem.
Now development pierces straight into the interior and park borders in sprawl and the coastal water is constantly opaque. And older and economically neglected corridors that wouldn't seem out-of-place in a dying hick town. However compared to the Midwest, the overall attitude of Floridians is more optimistic and the quality of the kept-up spaces, markets, fishing spots, parks, etc. is nicer all around. Also stuff like backyard gardening and raising animals just a factor easier. It makes me sad more at humans in general than any particular agent - we can sure be like blissful ticks if the land enables it.
And to be topical - the local restaurant scene in Florida is something I think you might appreciate more after living in flyover for any time, both in price in variety. especially seafood.

also do you guys put ur fries on ur mcribbies
it may change ur life

>> No.19925363

>>19916489
>JUST MAKE YOUR OWN MCRIB
fuck off back to plebbit

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>>19923565
my only issue with this one is the amount of meat. after a certain point, this much mcrib-level meat is just gross

>> No.19927012

>>19919960
>Florida is only a destination for retirees and idiots

That's like 80% of the country.

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>>19916589
As much as I don't eat FF, and hate the "Culture" surrounding it, this is pretty innocuous as far as fast food ingredients go.
t. I don't eat this trash either, although I know it tastes "good"

>> No.19927248

>>19927203
something i noticed after drinking some sugar sodas (jarritos, MD sugar) instead of HFCS sodas is that sugar sodas have really bad aftertaste, and flavor changes quite quickly after drinking. I'm assuming part of the HFCS adoption might be taste related too. personally i don't believe HFCS is any worse than sugar. just eat less sugar and you're probably good.

>> No.19927287

>>19923136
This is something only a Tranny would say.

>> No.19927402

>>19923895
>There hasn't been a McRib in MY country EVER.
Anon IS the lucky one, and doesn't even know it.
https://youtu.be/xDyU-cC5-XU

>> No.19927434

>>19916483
McDonald's is for the gays.

>> No.19927439

>>19916500
Yeah. And like 6 million of them are Jewish and won't eat pork

>> No.19927441 [DELETED] 

>>19916483
I literally don't care for goyimslop. Anyone who eats this deserves sand in their eyes>>19916483

>> No.19927457

>>19927248
>personally i don't believe HFCS is any worse than sugar.
I'm unsure now as well. Turns out, ALL sugar products, unless specifically organic, are soaked in glyphosate, even the non-GMO stuff.
Like they use Round-up to desiccate wheat and soy for harvest, they do the same for sugar cane as a chemical "ripener"and GMO sugarbeets,(read that jarritos label,) are swimming in it as well.
They really are trying to slow-kill us all. The money from chronically sick people is a multi Trillion dollar industry.
Keep reading those labels, anon.
*(HFCS) would still be worse than regular sucrose, even without the saturation of gut-killing poison. But you are right that overall sugar intake should be decreased.
Fructose absolutely has a place in the human diet, albeit seasonally.

>> No.19927473

I will continue to go to mcdonalds and only get the buy one get one free double cheeseburgers 2x a week

>> No.19927477

That thing is shit

>> No.19927506

>>19927473
the b1g1 1/4 lber / big mac are generally the better deals.

>> No.19927517

I've never had one but I'd definitely take off the pickles

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>>19916483
I have never had one, and I shant be having one as they look gross. I do however, enjoy a mcdouble and a mcbeer from time to time

>> No.19927578

>>19922039
they don't have much out there so getting the mcrib is pretty much the pinnacle of living in the shithole that is flyover area.

>> No.19927621

>>19927559
The fuck, even your buns are better

>> No.19927631

>>19927621
Well, we do walk a lot ;)

>> No.19927691

>>19927559
Does McDonald's have their own beer or is it just some popular macro?

>> No.19927878

>>19916483
I don't think I've eaten McDonald's in over 10 years.
Before that, I might have had a $1 sandwich, or something, about once every-other-year.

Stop eating fast food?

>> No.19927982

>>19927439
I think it's actually closer to 250k.

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>>19924407

>> No.19928732

I remember having this in the 90's as a kid here in Sweden. But it wasn't called McRib, it had a different name, whatever it was.
Tasted great. I can't understand why it's never been sold here again.

>> No.19928748

Literally the worst item on their menu. Grade school cafeteria tier pork on a soggy bun

>> No.19928749

>>19928748
>soggy bun
why talk about stuff you've never had before?

>> No.19928759

>>19928749
Mine were always soggy from too much sauce

>> No.19928762

>>19928759
any time i've had it the bun was toasted to the point of being completely smooth and caramelized, sealing away moisture

>> No.19928769

>>19928732
It has been a regular item in Germany for decades.

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>>19916483
https://youtu.be/N2ICtCO8TCw?si=bLerhBWp-7yF0jt7

>> No.19928792

And but so it was not a very merry Xmas at Ennet House indeed

>> No.19928818

>>19927691
Mahou is a Pale Lager, quite popular

>> No.19929427
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McD manager here

It's a little more complicated than corp deciding who gets it or not and where it is.

The USA is broken down into "markets" where they are led by different franchisees. They all have their weights on voting and depending on the results thats pretty much how the dice is rolled. Of course that's just for optional/seasonal items and nothing that McD will guarantee to be national

Pic related

>> No.19929465

>>19929427
So everyone in New York and New England decided no McRib this year? I find that a little difficult to believe

>> No.19929468

>>19929427
That’s genuinely interesting to see how it’s divided up.

>> No.19929590

>>19920502
>mahi sandiwch
google says this is fish, tomato, lettuce, mayo on a bun
you didn't invent it by using your local fish instead of the local fish of everywhere else that makes a fish sandwich

>> No.19929602

>>19916483
I wish New England would snub fast food like Vermont does.

>> No.19929654

>>19929590
Most of the time when you encounter posts that you do not comprehend about things you know nothing about, don't ask Google. Just maybe find another post to engage with.

>> No.19929663

>>19929465
>So everyone in New York and New England decided no McRib this year? I find that a little difficult to believe
They uniquely have the McLobster during the season though!

>> No.19929821

>>19916518
for the same price as a mcrib you could buy some bread and some nice ribs or pickle and you'd be a lot happier

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made my own :)

>> No.19929985

>>19929959
That looks like real meat.
A true McRib uses reconstituted boneless pork product shaped like ribs.

They're kinda the pork version of McNuggets.

>> No.19930101

Never had a mcrib and never felt like I was missing anything. Enjoy your goyslop.

>> No.19930409

>>19929427
that's so weird how it's not state by state. it's like an alternate USA

>> No.19930424

>>19929959
>Lacks the bbq sauce bath
ngmi

>> No.19930430

>>19929959
what kind of bread is that

>> No.19930451

>>19929821
You have a point but not for 6 bucks
>>19929959
Looks good except for the "cheese" slice. Needs BBQ sauce.

>> No.19931451

>>19930451
>You have a point but not for 6 bucks
Then the retard doesn't have a point. The ribs are gonna be $10-$15 alone. A decent pack of sub rolls like Martin's is gonna run you at least $4. Only options is to buy just 3 from the bakery. Assuming you already have the sauce and pickles you're probably $20 in on a sandwich that doesn't really resemble the McRib and isn't particularly healthy either.

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>>19916483
Had one today
Germany has them all year round

Seethe

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Glorified advertisement 'news' articles like this are why I'm glad journalists are being replaced by openAI.

>> No.19931686

>>19931614
nothing really to be proud of Adolf

>> No.19931775

>>19929427
>classified - confidential
doing gods work anon

>> No.19931788

>>19931614
I thought Germans weren't allowed to eat pork because it is antisemitic and you can go to prison for questioning the holocaust.

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I'm in Texas, I had a mcrib a few days ago. In fact I bought two. An elderly relative wanted me to keep them company as they did a trial run of trying to go through the airport process by themselves for today, since they wanted me to wait in the car I suggested I grab some fast food on the way there. They told me they'd never tried a mcrib as it was advertised on a mcdonald's billboard, so after some coaxing they agreed if I bought two they would try one of them.

Sucks to live in your shitty state I guess lol.

>> No.19931799

>>19931795
Shut up beaner.

>> No.19931808

>>19931799
beaners are always talking about the mcrib like it's the greatest thing since the invention of the wheel. the truth is, fire is the greatest invention. which proves that beaners are tarded.

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>>19931799
Maybe I'll shut it by putting a McRib in it. Sad you can't coastal peasant.

>> No.19931822

>>19931811
>Maybe I'll shut it by putting a McRib in it. Sad you can't coastal peasant.
ur jist mad becuz u r eatin uh mcrib wif pork in it becuz u is a boomur fr fr. peepul lyik u maek me uhshaymd 2 kol me self a man.

>> No.19931840

>>19929468
>>19930409
the McStates of America

>> No.19931845

>>19924396
Inferior bun, no onions, no pickles. If you're gonna do it, do it right.

>> No.19931869

>>19916483
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR GOYSLOP.
IF YOU WISH TO EAT GOYSLOP PLEASE DO NOT DO IT HERE.
ALL GOYSLOP CONSUMERS WILL BE PUT IN CAMPS IN THE ETHNOSTATE

>> No.19931902

>>19931795
i want to see each side eat their respective burgers and then the border town takes bets as to which of the whores on the volleyball teams can take the largest shit at the end of the game

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>>19916483
Didn't they say they weren't bringing the McRib back? It was supposed to be a "farewell tour". Has it even been a year? What a bunch of fucking liars.
Fuck McDonald's. Their prices are fucked and their service has gone downhill at every location I've tried in the past few years. I'm fucking done.

>> No.19931993

>>19931939
AC/DC has done 9 farewell tours. It is always a marketing gimmick. Same with the McRib farewell tours

>> No.19932000

>>19916483
It's your own fault for living in kosher havens. You gotta get out in the free parts of the country for pork

>> No.19932007

>>19916528
Kek that happened to my little brother when the McChicken first came out and she bought us all a bunch as a treat and because she was tired.
She brought the sandwich back to the store and got a call from corporate the next day. They asked her what she wanted and she was too dumb to ask for anything specific. Still a week later we received this big envelope filled with McDonald's coupons but also like 2000 bucks in Tyson Chicken coupons. We ate free chicken for years.

>> No.19932011

>>19930451
Here in Houston pork ribs go on sale pretty frequently at HEB for about 6-7 dollars for a whole St. Lewis style rack.

>> No.19932068

i went to 2 mcds and neither had it

>> No.19932101

>>19932011
I believe it's called St. Lewes

>> No.19932177

>>19931788
We absolutely love pork here, so no.