/ck/ - Food & Cooking

A thread died for this

>>19889113
This isn't the hard-core tranny porn thread I signed up for

>>19889122
it is now

>>19889118
It was a McRib thread. Nothing of value was lost.

>>19889131
Nothing of value was gained, too.

>>19889129
this webm gave me depression.

>>19889140
idgi, what did he add? strychnine?

>>19889140
Wearing a mask while locked in a room by yourself. I wish these fuckers all would have died.

>>19889140
are there any white males left?

>>19889197
yes

I genuinely don't understand the obsession some people have with troons. It's clearly just one guy posting all of these who obviously has a folder of cooking themed troon gifs. I can't help but wonder if they are just repressed trans themselves. Because honestly I live in a top 5 liberal big cities and work in software engineering and have literally only personally met under 10 irl and they were mostly cool to neutral. Only 2 were close to the stereotyped version. But the obsession some people on this site have with them is seriously unhinged.

>>19889217
Trannies are gross and easy to make fun of.

>>19889217
i made all these webms cause I thought it would be a funny addition to a thread that is normally filled with webms of jeets eating literal cow shit
also ive been on hrt for 3.5 years

>man gay people SUCK
>aren't they lame, guys?
>look at this webm of this guy sucking dick
>isn't it so gay
>how about this one of him taking it in the ass? GAY right?
This is what the shitty webm spammer sounds like. Trannies live rent free in your head.

>>19889192
It's for the look, retard. When you cover half your face you can trick people into thinking you're more attractive than you are

>>19889129
Heavens

>>19889164
so where is the amazing food

>>19889229
Hows it going? Do you pass? And by that I mean do you actually pass, not do people in your hug boxes tell you that you pass. Also, do you feel happier?

>>19889217
nobody minds the hot ones, hes only posting the ugly ones because they're prime bait. except the 2 or 3 posted so far that I definitely would.

>>19889229
the sir clips are actually funny if gross, these are just irritating and downright disgusting
you don't pass btw

>>19889299
:'(

>>19889299
how tf would you know?

>>19889306
Do not feel bad the dog is in actuality attempting to bury the fish and save it for later lol.

>>19889158
Looks like Starla from Napoleon Dynamite

>>19889269
it's going really well. was completely out of sorts before I figured it out, sort of listed through life shitposting and lashing out at people not knowing what was wrong.
didn't pass until I got ffs + 6 months recovery but now I'm stealth at a new job and have gotten zero indicators ppl think I'm trans. still occasionally get clocked in public by other trannies and the occasional schizotypal but life is 1,000,000% better and I still enjoy shitposting. I'm just happy now

>>19889287
Just like in my Japanese anime cartoons!

I first meal I made for my boyfriend (now husband) was mapo tofu. He really liked it, but also no one he dated had ever cooked for him.

>>19889229

>>19889150
looks like a girl to me
would snuggle and finger pussy

>>19889140
what is it with faggy zoomies and monster? Are energy drinks turning people into troons?

>>19889208
Homo erectus

>>19889217
he's trying to spread awareness of encouraged mental illness.

>>19889299
>surrounding a dog with death
this is how you get pitbulls

>>19889534
Include me in your suicide note

>>19889968
yeah that's why so many hunting dogs are constantly mauling their owners

oh wait

>>19889534
Nah everyone knows but doesn't say anything.

>>19889129
>potatoes smashed
>pathetic weakling tranny is barely massaging potatoes with that glass
It's not even the fact that they're degenerates, it's that one doesn't know defintions of words and the other is weaker than my 4 year old sister.

>>19889241
And Jews lived rent free in concentration camps. You have to expose others to the truth of these cretins somehow.

>>19889145
I mean that is quite impressive, even it it is insanely unhygienic

>>19889217
It's most likely a discord troon, trying to brain wash the youth into thinking trannies are fun and special

>>19889534
Post throat and shoulders.

>>19889249
Yeah, the "femboy" illusion is instantly ruined when people can see they all just have dorky dude faces

>>19890526

>>19889229
It's not funny. At all. It's just annoying spam. I hope you get range banned.

>>19890530
Strongest American male

>>19889749
Sips are seen as a "cool gamer" thing by the average zoomer, and since they're terminally online and obsessed with stuff like bing bing wahoo gamer "culture" they consume that shit like it's oxygen.
It really didn't help when that Astolfo cosplayer posted that dick image with the Monster can, it somehow made things even worse.

>>19889522
That movie was gay.

>>19889534
lol
lmao
rofl
xD
wwwww

>>19889140
Imagine punching this cunt right between the eyes, feeling the weak bones crunch like your karate chopping a bag of spaghetti.

>>19889617
She's definitely a Melbourne hipster arthoe so that'd be no problem

>>19889164
Faggot who hates his boomer parents and yet he is imitating his Dad pressing the burgers down on the grill.

>>19889534
Dude no one is randomly gonna call out a tranny. It's like if you see someone acting weird in public you avoid them because you think they are insane. Every single tranny is completely obvious and there's no such thing as passing.

>>19889299
Why do dogs symphyses with wish?

>>19890460
Dogs are just as clean as cats you faggot.

>>19890530
I'm pretty desensitized and have seen plenty of gore and stuff over the years but this gives me a panic attack every time I see it

>>19889164
>boyfriend
>they
what's the point

>>19890607
NTA but when I first started trooning random gas station clerks would call me sir and stuff even though I was decked out in a dress and a full face of makeup. Now if only happens when I have to show ID :)

>webm thread
>66 replies
>2 webms posted
No, the stuff from the spammer doesn't count.

Why ck is so obsessed with trannies?

>>19889133
>getting mad because someone cooked for you
The definition of spoiled. Be grateful you have someone in your life who would even turn on the stove for you.

>>19890653
Yeah. I work in retail in a 'progressive' area and would absolutely call most trans ma'am too. There's a point in transitioning when you can tell that you are not dealing with a feminine man but with a man desperately trying to look feminine. I am just a store clerk, I am calling them ladies during my job cause the fallout is not worth doing otherwise even if you can clearly tell. Voice and mannerisms ate usually the same.

>>19890653
I know you're probably just trolling around, but just incase there's any trannys out there reading, if someone working at a gas station or coffeeshop doesn't call you "sir", it doesnt mean you pass. It means they want to keep their job and dont want to escalate with an already clearly mentally fragile and dangerous individual. It's like dealing with a methhead, you just tell them what you know they want to hear so you can get out unscathed.

>>19889229
i hope you kill yourself :)

>>19889229

>>19889217
100% agreed

>>19889140
I'm 90% sure that's his own cum

>>19890637
No they are not you troon faggot, cats clean themselves while dogs don't.

>>19890653
Kill yourself tranny faggot

and here I thought "can't go wrong with /ck/, /ck/ always delivers".

>>19889140
>>19889192
Take a closer look at that shnozz, you'll see why it's wearing a mask.

>>19890783
I swear to fuck this is the third time my phone has posted the uncropped when I've clicked on the cropped, I'm gonna kms

>>19890526
I remember one of my classmates attempting this in the locker room after p.e. class but he accidentally sucked the other guy's cock instead.

>>19889287
Hmmm. I recently "acquired" a tiny Weber with with the internals missing. Might get me a bucket of sand and try this.

>>19889299
Dogs bury food to eat it later. He's saving that fish, but not in the sense you think.

>>19890890
Where’s my tomboyish redhead gf?

>>19889129
Seriously, what are they trying to accomplish by slightly flattening potatoes?

>>19890938
She's not coming man, for any of us :/

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>>19890890
shit thread as usual
>>19889287
you aight

>>19889165

Bleach, I'm hoping.

>>19889129
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>>19889176
jannies wake up and do your job. stop letting spammers shit up the thread

>>19889113
hello original poster. this was a bad thread. please do not make any more threads like this thread. i wish you an unpleasant day.

>>19890607
>>19890327
>>19890713
>>19890728
I know I pass because pre-ffs I'd get called "sir" or "faggot" pretty frequently and now that doesn't happen at all :3

This thread sucks because of trannies. I'm going to dump eggs (something they will never have) then I'm leaving.

>>19889192
A big reason trannies were obsessed with masks is it let them hide their clearly masculine faces.

>>19889287
omg, la carnita asada chinese version

>>19891179
Just why?

>>19890958
same as with slightly flattening her tits

>>19891198
Forgot about this dude. Is he still making videos?

>>19891205
kek

>>19890829
ZAYYUM!!!

>>19890984
>you aight
yeah, let's all take webm advice from the guy who talks like a nigger without even posting anything himself.

>>19891196
I want to turn that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket.

>>19891179
HUH?
WHY?

>>19891340
the brief heat of the grill cooks the egg

>>19889154
>a trans pancake
>a disgusting abomination that makes me physically ill
>still just a regular pancake on the inside
hmmm

>>19891205
the heat of the iron cooks the eggs

>>19891179
Why go through all that effort for something so anticlimactic?

>>19889217
You do realize its a mentally ill troon thats doing the spamming.

>>19891419
and I'll keep doing it too... muahahahaha!!!! :3 xD

>>19891229
why are they all like this

>>19891440
You will never be a real woman and you should consider suicide.

>>19891291
is that all the same girl?

The king and team are playing in like an hour.
>isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>>19890890

Nothing like chugging a cold brew lmao

>>19891176
This needs a looped version where he never stops doing the on off and stirring.

>>19889271
>The hot ones
>Implying

>>19891229
That will be $379 + tax please, enjoy your logs

>>19891225
>the recipe is a secret
it's just fucking eggs?

>>19891287
your raid isnt working

>>19891168
>Cooking in the year 2050
>The artificial intelligence will determinate the amount of ingredients and cooking times down to a milligram/millisecond then scream at the wagie to move the pan

>>19889534
everyone knows, everyone is made uncomfortable by you, your "happiness" is short lived, it is horrendously sad that after generations of your ancestors dying to keep the family going you have decided not only to be a tranny but to try and infect others through weird subversion on a cooking board made for autists, you are a menace to society, not purely because of your ideological beliefs but because of the literal health risk your kind poses to anyone who may touch another surface your diseased limbs have come into contact with, on the bright side your horrifying visage is a subtle reminder to the rest of us that our own sad, pathetic conditions are still leagues above the vile existence you've chosen, you wish to see others make your awful mistakes because of your necrotic nature. everyone knows. how often do people make eye contact with you? how often do people seem genuinely happy to see you? do you think they are waiting for statistics to run their course? turn back now, before your next level of stealth is six feet underground, you fucking freak.

>>19891774
Yaw~n :3

>>19891774
repressor cope tbdesu

>>19889534
ffs?

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>POV you are a pedophile
into the oven they all go

>>19891774
hi anon i made a thread about uuu :3
>>>/lgbt/33491307

>>19891774
your wall of text is really cute!
>how often do people make eye contact with you? how often do people seem genuinely happy to see you?
both happen daily, im a nice person who doesn't sperg out and fly off the handle so my friends and family are always happy to see me
>>19891932
facial feminization surgery

>19891936

>>19891946
You're disgusting but I can't be too angry because you're just mentally ill. Please refrain from posting on /ck/ again, thanks.

>>19891946
So i suppose that you're into men. How do they react when they find out you're trans? Do you still have your penis?

>>19889113
notice how quickly the server leaves. They know it's completely worthless, yet they charge $100

>>19889140
>>19889145
I've never laughed so hard in a ck thread

>>19891561

>>19892039
ive been dating my boyfriend for about 2 years now and he was cool with it. prior to that I always told people upfront whether it was at a bar or on an app etc
>>19892011
why would I stop posting? anons like >>19892068 love it and anons who have tranny derangement syndrome like >>19891774 and >>19891936 always post really funny replies :3

>>19892177
get a life faggot

>>19889217
i love trans people
they are the spice of life

>>19891419
where are proofs

>>19892177
>people are so determined to be outraged at trannies that they'll willingly believe this isn't some bored anon trolling everybody

>>19889217
all the edgy right wingers who think they're being non-conformist while parroting all the dumb angry nonsense that was ginned up by republican beltway political consultants. and then they call the rest of us NPCs. operative shills for the wealthy or utter braindead retards, every single one of them. nice to meet you, reasonable normal thinking human.

>>19889154
He should've made a waffle and called it a trans pancake.

Thanks for ruining /ck/ you fucking freaks

>>19890783
>>19890784
baaaaaaahahahahahahahahh

>>19892150
NTA but thanks, this is amazing!

>>19891718
>>19891225
they literally just made it in fucking anime
beat whites and fold the yolk in, then cook it in a deep pan, possibly add a bit of water and cover so it all cooks

>>19891936
shhhh quiet you

>>19890890
fucking morlocfu right there

>>19889534
im sorry that you were molested as a child and had no success with women EVER, but these insane delusions are not the answer. you might feel better, but only in the sense that an addict feels better when he's shooting up.

>>19892428
Yeah because anime invented it, right? Go fuck off back to your tranime containment board.

>>19889129
>It was giving hot and bothered

Just because they hate the English doesn't mean they have to butcher the language.

alot or retards were asking so I'll answer what the ugly gay guy was doing to the potatoes

their called smash potatoes
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yRVNHPhW7eY
i know alot of retards here only eat nuggies and fast food but this is not even a crazy tiktok meme dish. you could look at them being made and figure out the point of it.

>>19891168
imagine having an egg tap in your house

>>19890890
would marry

>>19891201
the european mind cannot comprehend this

>>19891229
>they had to speed it the fuck up just to mask how long it takes to actually make one
unitaskers are a special kind of comedy, it's like the Flatev.

>>19890526
flirting or just zesty?

>>19893123
tfw no

>>19889287
>cute japanese boys playing with food and serving it to you
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>19893123
She is literally /ck/

>>19891184
the egg isnt even cooked wtf

>>19893139
this is why you shouldn't respect women

>>19893123
bros...

>>19891176
.... What the fuck? Do people watch this?

>>19893186
lol what is it?

>>19891291
>Letting women work in your liquor store.
Deserved.

>>19893125
Sadly, in civilized countries like most all of yurope, this is perfectly safe since slaughter standards for chicken make America look like a third world shithole. Virtually no risk of salmonella.

>>19893272
So eat a raw chicken tit then if its so safe and tastey

>>19889113
Can someone post that jack gif of him cutting with his stroke arm

>>19893123
How tf is she so skinny?

>>19891176
yum yum snot eggs

>>19892150
fuckin kek

>>19893272
Yep, Yurop food safety standards are so much better. They even give you extra horse protein in your ground beef for free! Good guys yurop bros.

>>19893125
>not washing it down with the Fabuloso
his bros were right for making him start over

>>19893265
hate when i walk in the abc store and theres only some female ringing people up they always card me

>>19893373
probably purges the calories out

>>19893123
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>>19893176
you're on the wrong board /pol/fag

>>19889287
Salt Bae :/
Salt Bing :O

>>19893373
She probably only does this once a week, and then eats healthy/exercises the other 6 days

>>19892580
>Go fuck off back to your tranime containment board.
Fuck off back to where you came from first.

>>19893491
pol lives in your head rent free

>>19889113
>>19892062
It's 100 yuan, not dollars. The retard baited with the dollar sign

>>19893156
the heat from the weeb's breath cooks the egg

>>19890890
been on this site since i was 14, finally saw a "i am in love" webm...

>>19890829
>he accidentally sucked the other guy's cock instead
>accidentally sucked cock
>accidentally

>>19893607
i do that all the time

>>19893596
hows life at 17 treating you

>>19890890
Where is this??

>>19893607
That's not a tiger.

>>19891194
a yummy touch of benzene

>>19891205
Imagine the smell

>>19893632
How can you tell? It has most of the same look as a tiger, most of the same behaviors as a tiger, most of the same biology of a tiger.

>>19893607
It happened in Sweden. Maybe that clear things up.

>>19893841
Lol amazing
Americans are unbelievable

>>19889113
glad I have my 4chan archive to still be able to see all the funny WebMs that were deleted

>>19890526
me when I see Giselle from Bleach

>>19893000
Is asia you moron

>>19893923
he's british

>>19891217
I would Devil her eggs, if you know what I'm cookin'

>>19891229
The way the faggot opens up for the first log always reminds me of that one shit eating webm that gets posted all the time

>>19890829
Right..."accidentally"

hmm

>>19893841
>”Eat me, Nigel! Eat me to replace the bad memories, the need for love, and to keep the feelings from overwhelming you!”
>*nods*

>>19892580

>>19891168
Typical goyslop

>>19891176
I'm sure it's tasty since the only way to fuck up eggs and butter is to somehow set it on fire, but I fucking hate the way people treat Ramsay like he's some ancient guru imparting knowledge he has gleaned from outside the Samsara.
The dude is stirring a pot. Calm down already.

>>19894177
>1699215118486977m
>that recent as fuck unix timestamp
>m
It's always funny when newfags try to gatekeep.

>>19893123
perfect woman

>>19891198
Videos of intentionally fucking up food were funny for exactly one video. I don't understand the mentality of people who actually subscribe to stuff like this.

>>19891213
This is so stupid. I understand wanting to preserve the shell for water storage, that's smart, but how about putting down some leaves or a flat rock for the cooking?
These Frenchies at least wrap their meat before putting it in hot tar.

>>19890561
it's clearly an asiatic

>>19894193
I'm French and this still seems needlessly complicated for a dubious result

>>19893580
Read the filenames, retard. The poltard has been spamming his shit in the webm threads for a while now.

>>19894214
It's more about tradition than practicality. It is done to celebrate the building of a house, using the leftover roofing tar.

>>19894240
> Mom, my wife makes jokes. I don't like jokes. Can I get another one ?

>>19893153
>pours the oil down the sink
kek

Some Thanksgiving inspiration for anyone looking to try a new turkey recipe

>>19894177
I was here since FYAD and the very first week of 4chan, shitting on anime nonstop. You are the normie of rebels, I am the rebel of rebels. I am incredible. Fuck anime except for Akira.

>>19894305
fuckin nips, every time

>>19890829
uwu

>>19894297
you already have one at home, dear

>>19893125
>grabbing him like you'd grab a dog who swallowed something it shouldn't
don't care if it's staged it's pretty funny

>>19890829
kys

>>19891450

>>19893123
>The perfect woman doesn't exi....
Life is not fair bros. When a man says he lives to eat and drink alcohol it's cringe and pathetic. If a girl does it it's cute.

>>19893172
you're mentally deranged

>>19894177
not an anime website for over a decade, despite the leftover banners. 4chan today is a shitposting and porn website

>>19894189
>beer
>perfect
she'll have a hanging belly and cirrhosis in a decade

>>19893152
Give it a few more years. Then she'll be /ck/.
As per that video she still takes care of her looks, has a job, leaves the house recreationally, only drinks beer.
When she's a bit farther down the spiral she'll switch to something harder and stop wasting money ordering oysters in a restaurant. Or indeed on eating at all.
Having a few brewskies throughout the day is very different from the Simpson Bro lifestyle. RIP.

>>19893125
i used to steal and eat raw chicken while my mum was cooking all the time as a child, i still try a few bites while cooking with it myself and im fine. dont know why people make such a big deal out of it

>>19894587
>dont know why people make such a big deal out of it
it's people who are used to having access to ghetto tier slimy chicken only

>>19889134
This comment didn't age well lol seems like lots of people have been entertained by this thread.

>>19889605
Nobody cares.

>>19889605
He took them out for dinner instead of making them cook for him and you think that's a win.

>>19894180
Yes anon, fucking EGGS are "goyslop"... Take a break from 4chan.

>>19891201
>the heat from the griddle cooks the egg

>>19893862
ywnbat

>>19893147
is he eating baby food?

>>19894813
looks like ass in tong
>Imagine the smell

>>19893123
Cute but she will look busted in 5-10 years of this lifestyle

>>19894650
>goyslop
I'm so fucking tired of seeing this meme word that I'm about a cunthair away from filtering every fucking post that uses it. A break from 4chan isn't enough, anyone that says this needs to suck-start a shotgun.

>>19890829
that was you wasn't it

>>19893123
the wall will have no mercy for this one

>>19894855
does anyone have any proof of this being fake

>>19893123
This is a LARP. Not possible to look the way she does and maintain any semblance of employment if she were actually downing that much alcohol

>>19894895
based goyseethe

Big rosy-cheeked lad enjoying some propa sloppa

>>19889113
>$100
the woman was speaking chinese, it's probably their currency, so it's more like... $14, which apparently is a lot for them.

>>19894969
I wish I could be as carefree as this man. Always amazes me.

>>19894970
ya that's what reddit told me

>>19895015
is it?

>>19895018
...yes?

>>19895055
that's cool

>>19893623
Dillard's

>>19894442
Anon, I have bad news. most people do think she is sad and pathetic. Alcoholism that bad will definitely get you socially ostracized pretty much no matter what.

>>19894441
kek saved

>>19894442
If you were skinny and attractive while being a functional alcoholic hedonistic glutton then nobody would criticize you over it.

>>19889113
How much kcal is that whole chicken

>>19890938
>>19890971
I have one lol

>>19894931
>woman claims she once had 30 drinks in a day and did not feel drunk
>This is a LARP.
Anon...

>>19895435
Wow, 30 drinks! That's as many as 3 tens!

>>19895201
Meh shes still in functioning alcoholic who is fun to be around and will bang you at the christmas party, its sad when you get to steel reserve bum alcoholism

>>19895448

>>19895454
Needing to take a break while walking up 2 flights of stairs is not "functioning" dude. She is not any fun to be around, I promise.
And yes, for all the boozers reading this, people can tell. They do notice. They don't say anything because they don't want to deal with your problems. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>19890530
fake & staged.

>>19893923
>my mum
>American

>>19891184
>raw beaten egg all over the plate
>he thinks this is actually good presentation

that is absolutely disgusting

>>19893458
you have shit taste

>>19893142
Where's the entertainment value in this and what does it have to do with /ck/¿

>>19891184
A french person would think this egg is overcooked

>>19894335
>wet brining

Into the trash it goes. Wet brining is a collosal waste of resources. you are not imparting any flavors into the meat via brining. the only thing this accomplishes is moving salt into the meat.

dry brining is superior because not only does it help season the meat, but it also dries the skin out, which means it will brown easier and better. Take your 2004 era trash ass recipe the fuck off ck and go kill yourself. Idiot.

>>19895602
She is drinking the beer

>>19895652
Brining isn't even in the top 3 of atrocities going on in that webm.

>>19893841
>>19894159
The nodding is actually a strategic digestion method to help facilitate the food bolus down the throat and also to burn additional calories and allow for more food to be consumed

>>19895652
Brine = salt water

>>19894813
What exactly am I looking at here?

>>19889113
Voltorbs career really went downhill

>>19894855
It's probably not.

t. Indian

>>19895858
Oops, meant this for you >>19894920

>>19893153
holy based

>>19894813
ths is one of the most redic cooking related vid I've seen. how can you work there and not burst out laughing when doing this? i can't even

>>19895888
the king is back

>>19895888

>>19894587
i remember watching a doc on a guy who got addicted to eating raw meat and claimed it was safe and it wouldn't hurt him. he was eating stuff like raw ground beef and raw bacon straight out of the packaging.

they checked him to see if he had worms and he did.

>>19891225
>Golden on the outside

Look burnt to me

>>19891176
These videos annoy the fuck out of me because of the gameshow contestants stand there watching him and nodding as if they're going "hmm yes that's what i would have done" just to make it look like they're smart enough to agree with a professional chef.

>>19896142
I mean what else are they supposed to do on tv when they are being taught something and expected to replicate it after seeing it once? Act bored and uninterested?

>>19894183
That’s kinda hot

>>19894969
god i love pasta bros

>>19891184
>americans think this is raw and inedible
based retards

>>19894813
>When your DM is a bit drunk and homebrews "The ass of endless emissions"

>>19890829
stop bringing it up, david

>>19891179

>>19896414
i was not aware india produced titcows, thank you for sharing

>>19896467
See you in three days fren.

>>19894335
i think these people have no idea about how osmosis works

>>19889287
>chinese bqq
>clearly japanese writing on the walls
>clearly japanese people
i hope all chinese people wake up this morning and kill themselves
you will never be honorary aryans

>>19891209
MY WHAT A GUY THAT GASTON!

>>19890938
Out in the corn field you fuckin sicko

>>19891229
Andy biersack owns many of these

>>19893469
>He says as if horse meat is a bad thing
Man it feels good to not be a retarted moralfag.

>>19890890
This produced more intense nostalgia for high school than anything else I've ever seen online

>>19896467
1 BILLION people, anon. They produce every kind of person. Most of them don't have easy web access, is all. The future is looking....brown...

>>19897453
Gross

>>19897453
1.5 billion

>>19897584
Impressive....very nice....
Let's see China's number.

>>19897584
1.4 billion for now. Though if you include Pakistan and Bangladesh as former members of the British Raj then there's 1.8 billion.

>>19897598
need a bitch to threaten me with her daikon cleaver while she does offputting weird shit with her eyes

>>19897584
Imagine the smell

>>19893153
>not my problem

>>19894441
Nicely done

>>19894855
>makes sure to spread the shit on a big leaf instead of the ground
Wouldn't want it to get dirty or anything

>>19894895
Excessive profanity, seethe, AND retarded opinions! Gragratulations! This is the most reddit post of the day.

>>19893164
orricht yall today ima be showin yall how i make a propa louisiana crab boil alricht folx first gotta start with the awranj juice then gotta come in wit da lemon juice then gots to have my paap rick a yall know i love my paap rick a no wat im talm bout

>>19895468
I just pass it off as having brain problems, works every time.

>>19897598
>she will never look at you like this while she is murdering you

>>19891213
>Animal Planet
kek

>>19891176
I like them, but they're not scrambles eggs at that point. Gordon should have given them a tarted up name and it would have completely worked dumb foodies.

>>19897591
i dont get it

>>19894335
lost at the cheddar enema

>>19897600
>discards glorious blood pudding, toast and fried eggs to eat balls of rice stuffed with processed crap

>>19893176
the fuck? context?

>>19893491
>>19894237
It's literally just bait for retarded tourists like you

>>19890890
what a qtpi

>>19897663
Believe it or not dirt and shit don't taste the same so wanting to separate it is completely logical.

>>19896784
you're alright, anon

>>19896719
What a cunt

>>19894442
only if u are a hot skinny girl. a ugly fat girl would no one want

>>19897968
>i-its bait f-for uh.. uhm... tourists? yes TOURIST! Its bait for tourists like you xD! Retard!!!!
stop sucking cocks for two minutes, faggot

>Historical "cooking"
This is beer cheese, made from a vague 18th century description.
>Boil milk
>Pour in a beer
The beer froths up and coagulates the milk. Forming a "cheese" on top. Used as a spread on bread I believe. The resulting beer/milk mixture on the bottom is drunk.
I tried it a few different ways and with different beers. It's not very good. Neither the cheese nor the drink.

>>19898100
I uh.. I dont think you actually pour beer into cheese for beer cheese. Its just called that because the cheesecloth the cheese was stored in was drenched in beer
At least thats the case for the austrian kind, I'm not aware of other beer cheeses

>>19898105
There is modern beer cheese which is actually cheese. This is poor peasant fare from hundreds of years ago.
Translation mine however of ölost. It might have an actual English name. Wikipedia redirects to Posset. But the content isn't really the same as the Swedish article. So I don't really trust it is this case

>>19898105
To add to this. An early 20th quote reads roughly "beer cheese doesn't please many" and it was considered to lack culinary value.

>>19893841
absolute unit

>>19895888
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs

>>19891450
>Nooo! Everyone should look like an ugly incel like meee!

>>19891229
rat faced motherfucker

>>19897968
>you HAVE to tolerate it because it's SUPPOSED to be annoying!
Nah, that's a cuckold mentality.

>>19896105
goes to show how clean the producers of those products keep their animals

>>19893123
O M G
M
G

>>19891176
I don't care what /ck/ says, that looks delicious.

>>19897600
A BALL OF PLAIN WHITE RICE
YUMMY

>>19892150
fucking lol

made my girlfriend kek too

>>19897922
It's "french style" scrambled eggs and it's the best way to make them, yes it's a totally different food, but if you leave it on the fire a little longer then you can eat it normally without the toast and it's THE way to make scrambled eggs. It's delicious and I always eat it like this when preparing it for myself. I fucking love butter.

>>19898554
the reason why people keep posting this video is that he's making a dish a 4 year old could prepare while pretentious dysgenic amerimutts nod along in unison, nobody said it isn't delicious.

>>19891179
kill me

>>19891184
nevermind

>>19891176
lmao

>>19891229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLIkSBvmO70
if you know you know

>>19896162
what is he cooking

>>19890890
>carhart jacket
>overalls underneath
is this a boy or a girl? What is the context here wtf.

>>19896801
The fuck

>>19893596
How is being 15 going?

>>19893123
i can fix her