/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19883312
What are other pizza pies made of?

>>19883312
Skank.

>>19883313
pizza is not pie. it is flat bread

>>19883324
Define “flat”.

>>19883312
She's thinking "alright, now he's being downgraded to a glass of water and an handshake"

>>19883312
That guy has an unfortunate hairline

>>19883312
Her face be like "I'm going to let him fuck me FOR THIS GARBAGE?"

>>19883346
She is already picturing herself 60 pounds heavier with literally no push back because “big is beautiful “.

>>19883312
Is she 15 or 45

>>19883312
Looks like pizza

>I should've picked the cheesecake factory fella

>>19883312
whatever it is its good as hell and mogs every other configuration of those ingredients

>>19883350
stop, you're making me hard

>>19883390
That’s what prescription-happy doctors, pollution, and a bad attitude does to a girl

>>19883312
i dont care, and i didnt ask. keep your unsolicited opinions to yourself, you new york rat.

>>19883312
when we were kids, my dad always took us out to a deepdish place. It was pretty good, 2007 or so. Had my first beer at that place when I turnd 18 (16really).
During lockdown, I made it for my kids at home. Really easy to make:
-flour, yeast, water, salt and a pinch of sugar
-I just use alton brown's red sauce from pantry raid
-cheese
bake for 25 minutes.

you can freeze the red sauce for the following week. My mom and dad really like the red sauce with pasta. red sauce takes around 1 hour to make, so we let the dough rise during making the red sauce. There is no better feeling than having your mother like the food you cook.

>>19883312
I prefer this one, OP

>>19883312
those "chicago pie's" look disgusting, why the fuck is there so much sauce on top. is it really just crust, an inch of cheese and sauce on top?

>>19883324
Have you never heard them called "pies" before?

you are all unironically posting in a reddit thread

>>19883312
>noooo you have to eat cheese toast

>>19883326
same as your mom's chest.

>>19883312
Nice pizza pie anon, but why is there a slightly melted wax figurine in this pic?

>>19883312
>fermented and baked dough with gluten intentionally developed topped with cheese and tomato
Not a pie, it's a pizza and you're retarded.

>>19883312
Actually, it's better than pizza.

>>19883312
Call it what you like, it's fuckin' awesome.

>>19884145
"Actually it's better than pizza" he said, but in her head she was thinking of how he's not getting any tonight in bed.

>Days since deep dish fomented fake outrage by existing
0
>Previous record
0

>>19883312
Non-American here. How the fuck do you eat this shit? Can you use your hands? Won't it get everywhere? Do you need to use a knife and fork like a twat?

>>19885201
It's a slice of pizza. You pick it up.
Why would it get everywhere?

>>19883894
like once in some shitty 80s movie set in New York

>>19883312
That young man looks disgusted

>>19885397
bruh look at it

>>19886046
sounds like you would be better off just tossing it on the floor and eating it like the pig you are.

>>19886067
you would

>>19883329
To be fair the woman looks like a sub passing tranny

>>19886080
The word you're looking for is "twinkhon"

>>19886080
Post face

>>19884021
Jokes on your, I like flat chests.

>>19885201
Do you not have pizza where you're from? Double hand it you limp wristed bitch.

>>19883312
It's good so I eat it

>>19883312
you can tell shes watched too much hentai with that ptsd thousand tentacle stare

shes smol, and shes scared, but she wants to cum

>>19883312
>it is cheese and tomato pie.
What do you think Pizza is, tard

>>19883889
Fuck off OP

The roastie is unimpressed

>>19887169
>that's a man

>>19883312
That's tomato mozzarella soup in a bread bowl

>>19883312
>>19885533
She should be, that looks like Giordano's.

Everyone knows that Malnati's is the superlative 'go 'za.

>>19883312
THASS BECAUSE ITSA PIZZA PIE PAISANO

I've seen a video of one of these in las Vegas where they put another pizza base on top of the cheese then the tomato sauce. Holds together a lot better than any of the slop in Chicago. Deep dish is for tourist shitters anyway.

All of you are retarded
Deep dishs is great

>>19888048
>where they put another pizza base on top of the cheese then the tomato sauce.
peak america. KURAAH

>>19888941
Found the fat american

>>19888941
t. see pic

>>19889103
euro browsing 4chan without mentioning americans challenge
difficulty level: impossible

>>19883693
That looks like a very good pizza but that reaction is totally uncalled for. 100% she’s faked every orgasm.

>>19883312
I call it pizza soup. Need a spoon for that shit

>>19883312
that's the look when she has seen bigger

>>19883312
they’re good sometimes. lou malnatis in chicago is good for the crust, so buttery and good. but it’s definitely a cheesebomb which is good sometimes

>>19889336
nah, she's probably just high.

>>19889161
>euro browsing american site without mentioning americans challenge
Ummm yeah okay now let's see the americans browse a cooking & food board without mentioning food. They are obsessed with it after all.

>>19889336
Not the ones with me, faggot
(I was her first)

>>19883324
how deep does it need to be to be a pie

>>19883317
lol

>>19883592
Hilarious that the one actually useful cooking related reply gets no (you)s

>>19883312
Yeah, a pizza pie. Are you okay? Are you having a psychotic break? Do you have brain damage?

>>19883312
her expression says it all. what a pile of shit

>>19888888

>>19883894
>DEAN MARTIN

>>19889336
I think the story was that she was high.