/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19884355
I would eat that pizza right out of the pussy.

>>19884355
Yes. Kill it with fire.

>>19884355
yes, those cat shit cowered paws have contaminated the whole pizza

>>19884355
Niggers and white trash made that pizza and brought it to you. The cat is an upgrade

>>19884355
Nah, I think the cat will be fine. Despite people thinking you can't wash a cat, you can.

>>19884428
I like dirty pussy

>>19884355
I'm sure you eat way more cat hair than you realize. Indoor pets are gross.

>>19884435
hairy pussy is the best

why are white people like this

>>19884459
Why are non-whites still poors (baring the Japanese)?

>>19884355

Not at all, I usually let my cat smelle my food or give it a licc. If he approves I approve.

>>19884496
Give it ten years for the japanese.

(But China is already richer than you)

>>19884496
Because Jews own all the banks

>>19884367
A cat's paw is cleaner than the inside of your own mouth

>>19884594
What a stupid fucking comment.

>>19884411
>trippa checked
THAT'S RACIST!!---(but true)

>>19884432
I often have dirty and wet pussy in my bed, especially when it's raining outside.
>>19884459
>Dat TIMESTAMP
>pic rel

>>19884594
I just wash my mouth with listerine.

Checkmate reddit

>>19884522
>(But China is already richer than you)
Not quite as stealthy as a cat there Chan-zsu

>>19884355
Cattro Stagioni

>>19884355
I love my cat, but I genuinely don’t know what I would do if he got between me and calorie-laden garbage that I know will make me sick. Unironically.

>>19884411
facts

>>19884411
>train kitty to take pizza orders
>train monke to make pizza
>train doggo to deliver pizza
Food hygiene improved by 300%

>>19885408
>train monke to make pizza
go..
>train doggo to deliver pizza
go on..

>train kitty to take pizza orders
anon, kitten can't take orders

>>19884355
Where's that pizza from? It looks really good

>>19885525
pizza looks terrible anon

I though it was dominoes at first

>>19884355
Anon, are you in bed? No wonder the cade hopped up there

>>19884355
Yep, im throwing out the pizza and the cat. Go fuck yourself peta.

>>19884355
It’s fine. Just eat it and don’t think about it. Don’t throw it out though that’s the cats Zah now

>>19884355
Judging from the photo you let your cat go on tables and most likely on counter where you prepare your food, so it is very likely that you already have toxoplasmosis.
You're good, man. Embrace your brain worms.

>>19884617
He's helping his cat by sucking it's milk so cat won't feel uncomfortable. It's a common thing among cat owners who get kittens but don't want more cats so they burrow them alive in a garden

>>19884355
Buy less pizza, clean your house and maybe buy some decent flooring