/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ya I will do it

>>19880249

Any fabric softener desu

>>19880249
fucking white people

>>19880285

>>19880285
2

>>19880285
3

>>19880285
>Haitians literally eating mud

>>19880285
cannibalism isnt nice, and I would classify meat as food even the unethical kind

>>19880284
When I worked at a grocery store in high school some bum in a leather jacket would buy isopropyl alcohol and two red powerades every afternoon. I wonder how he didn't die.

>>19880295
gotta get that scronch

>>19880285
>>19880291
>>19880295
>>19880297
Samefag

>>19880281
my man

>>19880311
for me it's

>>19880343
No shit, retard. He’s posting examples.

>>19880299
clay is not mud

It just looks so tasty, also I wanna put my hands in it

>>19880355
I bet it's warm and nice

catherine zeta jones pussy

>>19880355
Imagine the shits after eating that

>>19880424

>>19880427
We are literally telling you guys the puzzle solution and you still won't do it. Fuck me

>>19880424
>>19880427
I ate one of these as a kid and poison control had to come to my house. The simulation doesn't want you to get out.

>>19880424
>"DO NOT EAT"
It's very suspicious that it's in quotations marks. It could be reverse psychology. The elites could be using them to eliminate those who are smart enough to notice the inconsistencies, but not too smart so they sense the trap.

>>19880285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp_KvYTjDuM

nogs to this way more than whites

>>19880343

>>19880349
The unobtainable atomic fireball

When I'm shitfaced, I get a primal urge to swallow my wireless Google Pixel buds. No idea why

>>19880521
>post stuff you want to eat but isnt food
>isnt food

>>19880353
Nigger

>>19880531
it's just propylene glycol and water therefore it is edible

>>19880424

>>19880521
>eating a black girl
Enjoy your AIDS

>>19880349
A food reserved for the gods only

>>19880447
>poison control

>>19880249

>>19880709

>>19880422
bricks

>>19880249
The skin around my fingernails

>>19880554
based homo

im just get hungry everytime i see this album cover idk

>>19880253
whats this

>>19880329
he got electrolytes

>>19880378
Based

>>19881009
>sausages aren't food
???

>>19881020
i'm talking about the food above
round and soft one

>>19881020
>>19881009
>>19881029
TITS!!!

>>19880831
>t. grunt

>>19881029
you dont eat tits you stupid bastard, not even colloquially

>>19881042
fine, sucking nipples then

Remind me of chiclets every time.

>>19880355
>digits
GLOW Taffy!!

>>19880709
Wow...Look at those thrush burns.
Nasty.

>>19880999
digital licorice

>>19880378
Imagine the shits after eating that

>>19880271
i used to DESTROY pencils as a kid. Constantly had little yellow flecks around my mouth

Mud Cookies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud_cookie

>>19881090
Are those geodes? I've never seen that color in one but yeah, looks like prosciutto.

>>19880285

>>19880276
Other languages; "Let's name it something like fun or crazy so the kids will know it's amusing"

Germans; "Knetwerk"

>>19880249
my cat loved that until the day he died

>>19880249
I want to eat lemons...I really wish cartoon food was real

>>19880343
I know they look the same but trust me those are four different people.

>>19881168
they made trash look way too good in the grinch movie

>>19881115
yep.

>>19881180
if you REALLLY wanted to, you can get sugar-glass bottles online.
At ~$20-$30 per bottle, they are kinda pricey.
https://www.neverforgottendesigns.com/products/edible-sugar-beer-bottles

>>19881115
might be some type of agate

>>19880709
>eating her filthy unwashed stink eye
Ew.

>>19880447
>poison control had to come to my house

no you didn't you lying asshole it's inert. It's basically sand. They put DO NOT EAT not because it's poisonous but because they don't want some retard eating sand.

>>19880447
>>19881343
its cause people choke on it, put do not eat and youre no longer legally responsible

>>19881163
Got rid of the ad

iirc GI's in the vietnam era used to chew on bits of C4, like gum.
This is, in fact, really unwise since C4 is very poisonous.

>>19881417
based
keep up the good fight nonny

>>19881417
based. fuck watermark goobers

>>19880329
isopropyl killed all the harmful ingredients in powerades he drank

>>19881693
>click to enlarge
Hell yeah. Goes great with >>19880709

>>19880276
technically food because its coloured bread dough

>>19880521

mahjong tiles look so tasty

>>19881689
what are those things called?

>>19881862
Fleshlights

>>19881829
yes I always thought so too

>>19881475
lol wtf

I might be the only person who thinks this, but spider eggs

>>19880873
big bear has good taste for food

>>19880249

>>19881009
Germans are extremely unhealthy, every germanish boomer I see have fat calves as thick as their waist, full of protruding veins

always wanted to take a bite out of one of these

>>19881475
kill yourself before you post any more facebook tier shit

Butter bags!

>>19880249
often when i piss the color of it is that of really fluffy and light and delicious scrambled eggs and it looks so appetizing

>>19880554
I wanna cuddle with him

>>19882353
WTF is even that

>>19881475
Why are Soipple consoomers like this?

>>19881689
This is things you want to eat anon, not fuck

>>19882353
walking gummy worm, that thing is adorable

This thread is making me hungry.

>>19880709
Yum cheesy feet

>>19880329
Bums and warehouse workers have their tricks to make denatured alcohol drinkable, or so I've heard.

Once, many years ago, I recieved a phone call where a man claimed to have drank "some of that purple fabuloso stuff" (pic related) and "now his stomach hurt," like it was a bad batch or something
i told him to call poison control but I doubt that he did

This stuff looks very tempting on a hot summers day

>>19882596
>refrigerante del radiador...por favor

>>19880249
I want to make a human version of this
Not crunchy or cookie like, waxy maybe? I can't describe how the texture is in my mind
Salty squid and sweet tangy berry sauce flavor

>>19882765
>t.carp

>>19881009
I would swallow all those weenies just for her

>>19881475
>People play a premium price just for the feeling they get in the couple minutes it takes to unbox that shit
>After a couple of days any trace of new phone feeling will go away and you will feel exactly the same way you felt having your old phone
>They are never going to do anything special with the phone, take advantage of the better internet, run any software that doesn't come preinstalled or need the faster charger

>>19880289

>>19882765
>mfw they bring out the BOILIES FISHMEAL

>>19880289
there's a book about war in which the protagonist or his friends sometimes eat "library candy" to avoid starvation - it's just candied book bindings

>>19882765
when i was a kid my friend's mom was a violinist in a classical orchestra, one time she was in japen to perform and came back with these spherical savory dragees, with a glossy outside and crispy texture that had a vague seafood/seaweed flavor. i was never able to find out what they were called but my point is the nips have already invented them for u to try

>>19882956
Absolutely but I can't get anything like that here

>>19883023
Damn, tamagoyaki mines.

>>19882390
just so yummy

>>19882419
wax seals are yummy

>>19882596
it looks like baja blast

>>19882419
Speaking of:

>>19882596
Grape drink?

>>19880906
Getdafuggouttaheaa

>>19880249

>>19882778
You sound poor and seething.

it so good

>>19880249
the bright colors activate my monkey brain

>>19883641
what this?

>>19883672
Car cleaning fluid

>>19883689
nice
does it smell good?

>>19880249

yum

>>19881948
There's chocolate inside.

>>19880249

>>19883023
Imagine the smell

>>19881862
Conk-something

>>19882596
>not to be taken

>>19883926
>fuel saver
Wtf is this?

>>19883953
a scam

>>19880521
Why is her mouth so goddamn big?

>>19880249

>>19883988
it ocean water
it yum yum yum

>>19880249

>>19881689
>>19882418
I did fuck one of these as a teenager and busted the poor thing, alas, they aren't even big enough for an avg size

>>19884008
mods dox this guy

>>19880249

>>19880262

cotton candy

>>19880285

>>19880289
NTTAWWT

>>19880709

>>19883556
You sound retarded

>>19881090

more beautiful balls

>>19881489

>>19881862
Water-snakes?

>>19883437

>>19883953
Dry gas/octaineboost

>>19884150
want the rainbow sherbet one

>>19884008
It really does look delicious, like some sort of cheese appetizer

>>19884008
God damn I want to straggle you with my bare hands.

>>19884541
I really love her puffy and pink house meat

>>19884008
What are those worms and what animal are they doing this to?

>>19884552
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordylobia_anthropophaga
on a dog

>>19880424
The only reason thos packets have "do not eat" on them is because they are a choking hazard. The actual silica wont do anything to you other than maybe crack your teeth.

>>19884557
Lovely

>>19880249
>can be easily cut with a knife
looks chewy, i wonder which element /ck/ would try to consume

>>19884008
I remember this guy.
German vet in Africa who uploaded videos of him treating mango worms. He eventually got so sick and tired of the Coloureds not taking proper care of their dogs that he moved back to Germany.

>>19882552
i thought this was grape juice

>>19884649
when that touch my saliva will it explode ?

>>19884754
It will be extremely painful

>>19884854
for you

mmmmmmmmhhhh shiny

>>19884862
You're a big guy

>>19884649
all the alkali metals look like they taste amazing. im a sucker for chewy candy

>>19884940

>>19880999
Taffy. Nice trips btw

>>19885240
>not cucumber or fig flavor
dovebro... ur slackin

>>19885255
>Nostoc has historically been utilized as a healthy food and traditional medicine, most notably in Asia [...] Additionally, Nostoc has had documented culinary usage in India, Indonesia, Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.
>Nostoc is also highly nutritious, containing protein and vitamin C, as well as all essential amino acids. It has been suggested to be anti-inflammatory and an antioxidant as well. Because of this, Nostoc has also been considered to be a strong candidate for extraterrestrial agriculture.
:)

gamecube discs look quite tasty

seasoning packets

>>19884940
pine rosin isnt necessarily inedible

>>19880249
God that looks fucking delicious. Liqorice

>>19880281
>>19880284
>>19880344
These are drinks

Also this

>>19884940
the stuff for violin bows has better presentation

>>19882870
I lold

>>19885391
never seen these before but now i want to take a bite out of one

>>19880285
?

>>19885765
The darker, opaque kind looks more delicious

>>19885777
is that person 13 or 30, male or female, what the fuck are the growing down in brazil

>>19884008
>bare hands
what the fuck

>>19881144
>My child, in celebration of the 8th year since your birth, I have bought you this miniscule production facility so you may derive enjoyment from simulated output of consumer goods. I hope you derive many hours of education from it.

>>19885765
>>19885795
love the way these smell and always wanted to eat them

>>19885795
>caramel in a cookie boat
yum

>>19886195
darn it I thought this was going to be sawdust and wood shavings which is something I would very much like to eat

>>19886195
my late brother-n-law would collect his toenails in dixie cups, whenever he was gone for a few days we were tasked with finding them and throwing them away.

he was constantly doing this.

Fermented poop.

>>19881115
they are dyed. any geodes with odd colors throughout are dyed.

>>19881181
https://fordite.com/

>>19881475

>>19883832
some of those are puffed starch and are edible. if you sprinkle water on them and they melt they are edible.

>>19884074
>>19884541
When they were installing that stuff in our addict as a kid I grabbed some of it because it looks so soft and fluffy. The fiberglass embedded in my hands and felt I was being constantly getting stabbed 1000 times over, took 2 weeks to fully work themselves out. Would not recommend.

>>19886400
*attic

>>19886318
why are the longest ones so fucking long
ive never in my life let them get that long

>>19886425
first he was brain injured in a rollover accident, second he had this thing about guiness book of world records and the guy with the longest fingernails. so he would grow them until his mother saw they were too long and made him cut them.

>>19886352
can confirm. I ate one at work and it tasted like a cheeto without powder, with a faint corn aftertaste

>one of the most active posts on this board isn't even cooking
the West is collapsing

>>19886445
Go start a titillating cooking related thread and link it here, then

>>19884074
when i was a carpenter, i said to my foreman walking by "this cotton candy tastes like shit." except it was not in fact the foreman, but the homeowner who was also the mayor. he was not amused

>>19886318
>>19886440
Very weird. For some reason, the majority of people I've seen clipping their nails at their houses just seem to do it wherever. Like, they'll do it while on the couch, sitting in the kitchen, whatever, and then just leave the clippings wherever they land. I've always done it into a trash can or the toilet or something, but I seem to be the minority on that.
>>19886445
We've talked about most things cooked-related a thousand times over. The best topics on most boards are usually the off-topic one for that reason, and also why I tend to get better conversations about X on the board for Y, instead of on the board for X itself, where everyone just rehashes the same ideas and stances day in, day out.

>>19884649
The ORIGINAL pop-rocks

>>19886332
Based Motor Agate appreciator.
(yes, that anon)

>>19886441
Before anyone gets any bright ideas about sprinkling them with ramen noodle flavor packets and making their own snax, they should know that those things are NOT treated like food, and most shipping warehouses are FILTHY.

>>19886332
not exactly, but same idea. fordite is layers of automotive enamel after it's been cured, so it's harder, longer lasting, and shinier than just layers of house paint

>>19886318
>>19886510
that is wretched. nobody i know leaves nail clippings around the house like an animal

>>19886318
(◕‿◕)

>>19883882
So...you just want to chow down? Because you can already "eat" them by sucking out the flavour, like artichoke hearts

>>19880249
whats all that stuff in the middle of the colorful tubes? it's giving me trypophobia tingles on my brain

>>19886568
that is not the bubble bath you want my friend
this is the one you want to get

>>19881948
This

>>19887026
*looks up dodge humectant*
oh ewwwwwww

>>19885240
>beauty bar
Sounds delicious

>>19880999
>>19887016
very sad

>>19880295
When I was a kid I wasn’t allowed in the yard cuz I’d eat the rocks. Loved dog food too

>>19887060
you didn't answer my question...

>>19887106
are these good?

C4 always looked like it would be satisfying to take a big bite out of

>>19887068
you were probably very malnourished sorry to say

>>19886561
Check your PM box

>>19881475

>>19882412
>>19887139
Why anons hate happy people so much?

>Why anons hate happy people so much?

>>19880831

>>19882677