/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I ate kraft mac n cheese instead of leftovers for dinner

>>19872221
I ate half a loaf of garlic bread and half a batch of cinnamon buns because they both overproofed and turned out less than ideal. Not sure why my immediate reaction was to gorge subpar baked goods but it is what it is

I spit in my boyfriend's food and dumped a ton of spice in it just to see if he even noticed and he didn't. I think he has no sense of taste.

pretended to like my gfs terrible cooking so I wouldnt hurt her feelings

>>19872244
You have a tight pussy and he doesn't want to risk anything getting between it and his dick so he lies and says your slop is good

>>19872221
I didn't shape my challah correctly so the oven spring was less than ideal. Also forgot the paper underneath and overglazed it. Still good, but also a fuckup.

>>19872244
God i’m horny
>>19872227
This but with corn flakes

>>19872221
i buy premade tuna salad

i fucked up my pan sauce

On January 1 2023 I decided I was going to lose weight and get in shape this year. I gave up around May and just started binge eating again.
Now it's November and I'm not sure whether to start again or keep pigging out until the end of the year.
The problem is I'm in my 30s now and I want to get fit to join the military. My time is running out because I don't want to be too old among a bunch of young recruits. I'm getting white hairs and it'll take me a long time to get in shape. Oh well, I'll start again in December.

I pretended to be a married man with children in a thread about washing dishes

>>19872329
I have never once seen someone own up to their larp on this website or anywhere else. Thanks I guess. Kids do love kneeding shit. It was a valiant effort.

>>19872336
I larp all the time on 4chan. I do it on YouTube as well. I'll just start telling complete lies and giving bad advice. I don't know why I do it. But people tend to believe you when you project confidence and seriousness. I'm a neet and a total failure in real life of course.

>>19872221
when i'm cooking for myself and cant be bothered cutting stuff up into small pieces to mix into a dish, i will just put it in my mouth and chew it up and spit it out. it's so much easier and faster than chopping it up with a knife. who even cares, it ends up back in my mouth again anyway.

>>19872221
I eat the weed nugs i drop on the floor

>>19872221
I'm a married man with a promising career, but a few nights a week after the kids are in bed, I come on 4chan and pretend to be a deranged neet online. Reminds me of the good old days.

>>19872438
>pretend to be a deranged neet online
lmfao wtf. same. being a neet pisses so many working people off.

>>19872244
>implying those weren't both improvements

>>19872347
Same boat, I actually came here to confess that.

>>19872503
same its hilarious. i was watching some kitchen live stream last night and saw some people and tonight i saw the same people. its like people go to work, and then go home, and then go back to work again the next day. lmao.

>>19872221
I had some cappuccino flavored frozen yogurt that reminded me of cookie dough ice cream so I went and bought cookie dough and ate half the tube

>>19872503
>>19872527
its not just kitchen streams too, but the nightly news. I watch the news every night and its the same people. do these people have no lives? lmfao.

I cook large amounts of food in my cast iron then keep it in the fridge for a few days as I eat it. You're telling me I bought a huge deep pan but it's only good for cooking and not storage? I say nay.

>>19872609
>rusty hands typed this post

>>19872609
Same. I see zero problem with this.

>>19872535
>click one of those “EDD ED N EDDY 24/7 streams”
>zoomers getting pussy in the live chat
Nice

I don't wash chicken

>>19872221
I prepared spam exactly how I saw it on the can and I enjoyed it.

I can't stop eating cheese and it damages my insides even worse every time

I eat zero carb and have lost 60lbs in 3 months. I cheat multiple times a week with alcohol (distilled so zero carb).

I put Italian seasoning on everything

>>19872221
I ate my cum. It tasted like shroom.

I allow myself one or two goyslop days a week when I just eat frozen food, delivery food or sweets.

I bake seasoned chicken breast at 350F for 30 minutes and I like it

I had a pint of hazelnut ricotta ice cream, Chinese food, homemade chili, a bag of chips and a big bag of peanut m&ms over the weekend. I'm not feeling proud of myself.

Jennifer Kesse is in Lake Okeechobee.

>>19872221
I tell the lady at the liquor store that I'm a professional chef and that's why I come in to buy wine so often. Not even alcoholic, but I just feel embarassed about buying a bottle of wine every two weeks.

>>19872354
Now this one is fucked.
>>19872609
I do this too actually.

>>19872221
I stopped drinking every day but I'm addicted to sleeping pills and I plan to exit bag before the end of the year

>>19872221
I drink 1-2 tbs of soy sauce straight every other day

I have actually touched a woman's pussy before. I'm a 20 year old loser that should be outside and not rotting here.

>>19872221
The prawns served at the restaurant I work at are bred in a backyard inside 4 large watertanks, being fed exclusively food scraps from leftovers of the restaurant and expired food we qould otherwise throw away.

Mommy told me to only drink 2 ciders today... I drank 6...

>>19872221
i keep picking up shifts to avoid home and my bodys giving out haha
anyway fuck the holidays

>>19872221
I've eaten nothing but pizza four days in a row

>>19873024
That's pretty good! 60 lbs in 3 months, good on ya.

>>19875777
Good god...a-are you serious? You just pour it into a spoon and slurp it up? That must be so fucking salty, jesus.

>>19877761
>To avoid being at home

Sad situation, you either become a workaholic to avoid home or you become depressed and exhausted from working constantly.

I tell my mother I like her cooking but in reality she has never made a meal that wasn't overcooked and underseasoned in her entire life. No matter how much I explain to her how to actually cook, she always pulls out the "I've been cooking longer than you've been alive, how dare you, I know what I'm doing" card. It's at the point now whenever I visit and she is cooking I need to secretly put something as basic as salt into the meals when she isn't in the kitchen and temp the meat myself. She doesn't put salt into any of her dishes because she "doesn't like how salt tastes" and substitutes ingredients so often and wildly the meal she ends up making isn't even remotely similar to the recipe and she can't figure out why it tastes differently.
This is the only reason I learned how to cook but I tell her it was my passion.

i ate more wings than i should have last night

>>19875714
I care about you anon and don’t want you to leave. I encourage you to reach out for help if you need it.

>>19872221
i sometimes steal food from my market (the one that they are throwing away bec ause expiration date)
i wish the manager would give it away to the workers here instead of wasting it, so i sometimes steal one thing (like a small salad, some yogurt or other smaller thing so nobody notices)
where my mom works, the managers give away the "expired" food away (expiration date on package =/= expired, most of the stuff she brings home is perfectly fine, maybe aside for vegetables)
we're living in poor conditions and not so much money, so this literally saves half of the budget we both would have to spend on money (or me and her buy 50% off foods that are usually with today's date or tomorrow's)

>>19877777
Based and checked. All the same pizza or do you keep making/buying more? Frozen or delivery?

>>19877761
Aren't you so glad you overcame tfw no gf

I have never had sexual intercourse.

>>19877805
Thanks friend, I mainly eat ground beef, chicken thighs/legs, eggs, small amount of bacon to render the lard to cook said eggs in, and butter. Far less expensive than I thought it'd be.

>>19872280
Whats that like?

>>19878313
It was frozen pizza Friday and Saturday. Sunday and Monday I got Domino's

>>19878442
>carbtards look forward to eating something like this
Man I'm glad that's not me anymore.

Ive relapsed into drinking soda lately
They have a fuckton at work and an ice machine so I can water it down

>>19878397
Sounds like a carnivore diet, a lot of meat and protein, surprised you can sleep at night and aren't wired constantly with energy.

>>19878628
Yeah it is, I just think the term is cringe and loaded. Any time it's mentioned it causes a sperg out of unparalleled proportions, when I just say "zero carb" people take it better.

>>19872307
genuinely bro, life is always now or never. just do pushups until failure and buy yourself a pullup bar until your fat ass becomes muscled.

I used to couch surf at my friends' places and would steal and eat their tortillas in the middle of the night.
Usually throw a piece of bologna in there too.

I don't understand the appeal of uncooked meat and will not eat anything less than medium well.

>>19878896
I had a bench press and a pull up bar and an ez curl bar. I was just trying to get bigger arms. I was doing well, breaking some old plateaus as well. The most I could bench was 80kg which was surprising. The last time I tried to lift weights, I struggled to get past 70kg and was only able to break through that with creatine. But this time, I got to 80kg just by following my own routine I set for myself and eating a lot of protein. But yeah, something made me just want to give up and I've given up this month as well. Definitely gonna start in December.

>>19879800
you're not even young anymore retard you think it's gonna get easier later or what

>>19872936
honestly doesn't sound too bad

I'm addicted to these. I've been buying it every week for a while now. These beef sticks are so good.