/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Come up with a new recipe that's good.

>>19871061
>excuse, my dear waitress, but might I perchance take a gander at your hot sauce menu?
>...yes, "hot sauce menu." That is what I inquired about.
>You... don't... have one? Well, while that is truly disappointing for an establishment as esteemed as this, thankfully I always carry a choice selection of my rather vast collection with me at all times.
*loud SCRRRTCCHHing of velcro as a fanny pack is opened*
>Hmmm yes, let's see... Perhaps some "Napalm Diarrhea" for this meal? No, I think the garlicy twinge of "Captain McGoober's Ass-Ripping Lava Farter Sauce" would pair quite well with my entree. Or is it finally the day that "5 Alarm Anus Melting Hot Sauce" will make its debut...?
>Ah, the dilemmas of a connoisseur! Be that as it may; what are your IPA offerings, my sweet?

>>19871112
>filtered by hot sauce
tragic, thank god I'm not you

>>19871061
my mom brought me a bunch of this back from her trip to Belize, it was pretty good.

>>19871061
Cram it. (Imagine the vinegary shits.)

>>19871061
Would this make a good stocking stuffer for my wife’s son? Have an upvote in advance.

>>19871136
does it taste tomatoey or peppery?

>>19871141
ask this anon:
>>19871112
he has been turbocucked by a hot sauce chad and has been seething perpetually at hot sauce threads on /ck/

>>19871144
peppery

>>19871153
shame, I don't know much about hot sauces other than I like the tomatoey ones and not the peppery ones

>>19871160
well, they make like a hundred different hot sauces so find one with tomatoes

>>19871173
interdasting

>>19871194
>>19871173
>https://mariesharpsusa.com/collections/sauces-only
>Ctrl + F "tomat"
>0 results
iSad

>>19871198
Belizean Heat has tomato

>tragic, thank god I'm not you

>>19871061
Shill it like the 'cret 'vark

Too bad you can't find it here...

>>19871136
>my mom brought me a bunch of this back from her trip to Belize
they literally sell it at your local grocery store

>>19872634
not mine.

>>19871147
for years now as well

>>19871061
I'm already eating the middle one. I'm wasting a lot of money on it so I want to figure out how to make carrot based habenro sauce at home. I like that they use fresh veggies instead of smoked veggies, I like those bright flavors on eggs

It's literally the perfect sauce, and no xanthan gum or other ultra processed ingredients. The green one with cactus is a fucking banger, for me it's that one and the classic habanero sauce. I don't have any other hot sauce in my house, because why would I?

Anyone even actually try the 'vark sauce, I got a double pack and it was pretty damn good with eggs and toast ngl

>The green one with cactus is a fucking banger

>>19871112
I would like to see this posted again, but a lot funnier

>>19871061
For me, right now, it's the Texas Pete Hotter Hot Sauce and I'm about to start shilling/memeing it on this board. It's that good

>>19871572
>>19873100
Did your dad or older brother give you hot sauce when you were little? and you went flailing through the house like a starving homosexual baby bird? And everyone laughed at you?
Is that at least close to what happened? Was it worse than that?
You have to give us some insight as to why you don't filter hot sauce threads and only enter them to shit them up.

>>19872979
This. It doesn't have any preservatives or sugars found in other competing sauces.

The story of the founder is pretty good too. She started in the 80's, got kyk3d by the distributor only to comeback with a sauce with her own moniker and still managed to compete with her former sauce still on the market - Melinda's.

Hardy old lady that didn't give up.

>>19874075
i like melindas too

I tried the BEWARE one a few months ago. It wasn't very spicy despite what it says on the label, but it actually tasted really good. I had it on scrambled eggs

It regularly gets mentioned in hot sauce threads THOUGH. It will never be a meme because it's actually a good, fairly priced sauce.

It was already memed pretty hard on /ck/ years ago. First was sriracha, then sambal, then Marie Sharp's and Melinda's at the same time.

>>19871061
Sell me on it. Maybe I'll buy it for a trial run. If it's any good, I will help you force the meme.

>>19871061
How are these ranked in hotness? The labels don't really say what's different about each one. I assume the Beware one is the hottest

>>19875889
NTA but the main selling points are:
>relatively cheap
>tasty
>a variety of flavors
>easy to find online
>no soyboy marketing/shills
>more natural ingredients compared to many supermarket sauces.
On that last point point, they seem to use veggies/fruits (e.g. carrots) for thickening instead of xanthan gum, as found in many cheap sauces, which some purists dislike.

I'm enjoying the Nopal/Cactus Green atm, mild enough for stuff like eggs. Just don't cause a run on this stuff and raise the prices.

>>19871160
Numerous of their sauces have a carroty base. Maybe that would work.

>>19871061
>>19875940
i like 'em but they're so good i use too much, but they're not too spicy so i'm not deterred from using too much. a regular bottle of dave's insanity or blairs mega death will last me a month or two (using a bit on everything i eat) but marie's or melindas i can finish in a week.

>>19875940
>marketing
Most of it is pretty normal but there is one sauce registering on the cringe radar. How long before we're getting Marie Sharp's Belizean Butthole Bomb?
Also:
>purists
might not like the "Capsicum Oil" in their hottest sauce, that sounds like pepper extract, a big no-no for proper culinary sauces.

>>19875703
>Marie Sharp's and Melinda's at the same time.
Melinda's is the same sauce, Marie Sharp lost the rights to the name so she rebranded

>>19871061
Shill it on here for a minimum of 10 years... OH WAIT. That didn't work for them lmfao.

>>19873990
He was the secret gay lover of that high schooler that died from the one chip challenge.

>>19871061
For me, it's Mikey's.

>>19871112

>>19871061
Hey i recently started getting into Marie Sharps hot sauces.

My favourites so far:
- No Whimps Allowed
- Green Habanero Pepper Sauce
- Habanero Pepper Sauce
- Garlic Habanero Pepper Sauce (incredibly mild)

Didn't like/Not buying again:
- Sweet Habanero Pepper Sauce (way, WAY too sweet, almost like a honey)
- Mango Habanero Pepper Sauce (just doesn't taste good)

I still have to try Beware, its sitting in my cupboard.

it's already well known here but also every variant smells like a sweaty armpit for some reason so I don't buy it

>>19877025
shut up faggot

>>19877032
You are severely dehydrated if your armpits smell like hot sauce

>>19871061
I've been a religious adherent of this sauce since I first tried it in Belize 7 years ago. I never make tacos/quesadillas/burritos/whatever without it. It's so good. I use beware. It's not the hottest sauce, but it tastes really great.

>>19876396
gem

>>19873990
Found your car

>>19872634
>>19872640
Have you checked Walmart? I get the "beware" sauce there all the time.

>NO WIMPS ALLOWED

>>19879841
where did you get that picture of me

>>19871112
At this point you are a ritual nigger

>I tried the BEWARE one a few months ago. It wasn't very spicy despite what it says on the label, but it actually tasted really good. I had it on scrambled eggs

>>19879672
Bumper stickers are fucking gay. Like the light beer of tattoos.
>here's my favorite things!
>I have a personality
>television!
>I have a favorite politician!!!
>my niece died at age 12, RIP little angel!
Absolutely go fuck yourself.

>>19880379
who hurt you

>>19880403
No one has to hurt you in order for you to hate morons.

>>19880403
1, go back to rebbit
2, bumper sticker tranny fully detected

>>19880379
>bumper sticker
>not actually on the bumper
curious

>>19880488
That's what they are called because before you were born, you'd almost never see someone with a sticker blocking one of their windshields. They went on bumpers. Fags who have to cover themselves in ink, art, and propaganda... in exchange for a real personality, started just putting them everywhere.

>>19880379
I don't understand people like this who get actively mad at stupid things that don't affect them. It's an irrational waste of time, energy, and mental health. I think that a lot of things are extremely stupid, but I don't go on a tirade about most of them, because that's a fool's game and I would get nothing out of it.

>>19881299
You just went on a tirade longer than the one you're on about, fucking midwit

>>19881299
Posting inflammatory remarks boosts engagement and clicks. Websites have been doing this for nearly a decade at this point.

>>19881299
The irony is palpable.

>>19881299
Welcome to the four channel dot organization website, kid

>>19871061
Take a picture of it coming out of your butthole, and post it to /pol?

>>19884437
This will probably work

>>19871572
man, Tom Segura really let himself go