/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19863352
There are some foods that are really great when you only have them on rare or special occasions. Spitroast Pig, Christmas Goose, Deathcap Wellington, Lobster.

Yeah if it's regular fare it has no lustre, but c'mon nothing is like lobster so when you DO have it it's fucking nice. This is why nobody blows their brains out when they have turkey, because it's literally 90% just chicken. Nothing is like lobstah.

steamed and boiled lobster is trash but fried lobster and lobster sashimi is great

>>19863361
>fried lobster
I hope you attended my cook-a-long a-non :3

>>19863352
Lobster is delicious but it's overpriced.

>>19863403
It all gets shipped to CHYNA that's why. I call it the bugs-for-bugs charity.

>>19863352
This is honestly my favourite food at the cinema.

>>19863352
>most overrated statement ever
op
stop being poor bro

>>19863352
Lobster is just an extra large shrimp. You can pretty much simulate eating lobster with scallops and shrimp for much cheaper. Lobster used to be dirt cheap but nowadays its just not worth the price premium.

>>19863418
Lobstre doesn't taste like shremp or scallops at all. The texture also is different.

Who the fuck is /ck/ anymore? I know you're supposed to be 18 etc but this sounds like 7yos.

>>19863431
Be that as it may, I have had shrimp that taste like lobster before. These were the largest shrimp I'd ever eaten, mind you.

>>19863436
Well I guess that's fair but idunno. Flavour is one thing, texture is one thing, but the overall experience of eating it is another. I think lobster is still pretty unique and very few people have access to lobster often if at all. And that makes it a special occasion even if just a little bit.

>>19863436
Based langastino enjoyer

>>19863452
sounds gross when you put it that way :<

>>19863452
I've had langastino also but I'm talking about a fat shrimp tail here. Langastinos are totally underrated and rare. There's a frozen fish truck that sells them here on Long Island as "baby lobsters" but I know a fucking langastino when I see one.

>>19863356
>Deathcap Wellington

>>19863639
Maybe you should learn how to spell it if you're such a fan.

>>19863643
Maybe you should become a fan of it and then spell it however you want.

Shalom

>>19863642

I loved lobster and crab as a kid, but nowadays I much prefer clams, mussels, oysters, etc.

Much less work, and it doesn’t look like I’m eating a spider.

>>19863783

>>19863418
most lobsters are overgrown shrimp, lobsters with giant claws like maine lobs are a slightly different creature.

>>19863822
Atlantic lobster is the One True™ lobster anon

>>19863356
turkey is nothing like chicken tho, aside from the fact that they're both poultry I guess

>>19863822
LOL non-Maine "lobster"

>>19863411

Reminding you lobster is traditionally prisoner food

>seafood

>>19866199
thank you faggot

>>19866199
debunked

lobster boiled in sea water, eaten by the bay of fundy, is fantastic.
but perhaps you prefer it fried with cheese on top of chips?

>>19863356
I feel like in any of other universe, eating that thing would be in gross-out food compilation videos.
Thats a giant fucking cockroach, how is cracking that thing open and eating its innards not an immediate appetite killer?

>>19863356
I feel like I'm in the wrong universe for being the only one to think that that thing belongs in one of those gross-out foot compilation videos.
That's a giant fucking cockroach except red. Since when was eating bugs appetizing?

>>19866422
they're very meaty and tender and delicious. It's good food and frankly it's not grocer than eating a chicken or a pig.

>>19866513
I bet if I fried up your cock itd be tender and meaty and delicious, doesnt mean I wanna eat it.
Im not eating your sea bugs.

>>19866517
Actually no, cock is very stringy and tough. The glans is probably a bit like liver I guess

>>19866529
Maybe you cooked it wrong? Liver can be very tender.

>>19866530
yeah that's what I meant. the rest of the cock is all tough channels and cables and connective tissue.

I'll have to braise it next time. Probably makes a great pho broth

>>19863418
>You can pretty much simulate eating lobster with scallops
underaged poster, you need to try harder than this if you want to pretend to be an adult who eats anything other than bk chicken tenders

>>19863356
>Deathcap Wellington

>>19863356
>Deathcap Wellington

>>19863642
>>19863736
>>19866924
>>19867012

>>19867084
fixt

lobster thermidor is based

>>19867099
Touche, is the gravy made from crocodile tears?

>>19863356
>deathcap wellington

>>19867130
no, it's made from deathcaps. are you even following the thread?

>>19867146
The heat of the deathcaps cooks the crocodile tears.

>>19867150
it sure fucking did

>>19864378
there's nothing paltry about turkey

>>19867084
Is that... Ellen?

>>19863352
sushi is far more overrated

>>19868900
Regular sushi is, but shrimp tempura sushi with the right sauce is god tier. I could eat shrimp tempura sushi all day.