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>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet; I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

>> No.19866267

literally me

>> No.19866274

higher than average start but kinda lost steam towards the end

>> No.19866278

How many posters do you think are actually pushing this shit
I firmly believe that it can be in excess of 15

>> No.19866347

>>19866278
It's probably like one or two guys, dude. Go to /pw/ and make a thread about Kevin Nash or a picture of Liv Morgan with a black guy and a single autist will retaliate by shitting up the catalog for the next hour.

>> No.19866482

>>19866278
Some seething tranny started it and there are maybe 2 or 3 copycat posters.

>> No.19866507

>>19866278
Yeah there's only a couple. It's a good meme for what it is though, if you live in the wrong city these people and the places that cater to them are exceedingly fucking real.

>> No.19866515

post abhorrent hot sauce labels pls

>> No.19866537

>>19866263
Who are you quoting?

>> No.19866602

>>19866537
Me.

>> No.19866609
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19866609

>Some seething tranny started it and there are maybe 2 or 3 copycat posters.

>> No.19866620

>>19866609
Yep. Your hobby is shitting up the board. Congratulations on a life well lived.

>> No.19866623

>>19866537
this isn't /s4s/ you stupid fucking newfag.

>> No.19866645

is chili oil soy?

>> No.19866650
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>>19866278
>t.

>> No.19866669

>>19866507
I moved out of the city to get away from these people and niggers. And here some fucking retard can't stop spamming this shit. They are making the hot sauce threads just to do it. Within hours, what I'm saying will be greentext next to some fat AI chode who looks nothing like me, my friends, or anyone in my family.
Whilst some tranny sits behind their 2001 e machine going heh heh heh.
Fucking kys for shitting up this board after you got bored shitting up your containment zone

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>>19866669
>I moved out of the city to get away from these people and niggers. And here some fucking retard can't stop spamming this shit. They are making the hot sauce threads just to do it. Within hours, what I'm saying will be greentext next to some fat AI chode who looks nothing like me, my friends, or anyone in my family.
Whilst some tranny sits behind their 2001 e machine going heh heh heh.
Fucking kys for shitting up this board after you got bored shitting up your containment zone

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>>19866696