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Very sweet, a little medicinal, like black licorice with a slightly bitter herbal note.

>>19849072
tastes like cough syrup

Blueberry-anise liquor from the gods.

>>19849077
is that a good thing or bad?

>>19849072
>what am i in for?
Tastes like shit.

>>19849089
just brew myself some black tea and put some jager in it. tastes prertty nice and decent way to get drunk i think

>>19849072
Read up on onlyusemeblade.

>>19849072
FIGURE IT OUT PERSON

one hell of a hangover

>>19849072
It's pretty sweet and tasty. Love the thicker texture. You can literally just sip it out of the bottle.

When I was younger I was abusive of the jager, but now I am getting older and prefer to sip it and stay cozy.

>>19849072
It's boomer slop from a different time.
>that ad cover
Honestly don't understand how (((they))) managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.

>>19849072
it sucks getting drunk on this stuff because it's effectively candy. way worse hangovers and stuff. might be alright for mixing with Coke or something like that, if you just want to get buzzed.

>>19849537
>Jaeger and Cola
that sounds dreadful

>>19849542
Some people tend to drink cola with everything, though Red Bull is the popular choice when it comes to Jäger, at least around here.

>>19849072
Why is everyone calling this stuff sweet? Is there a different version sold in America or something that's full of sugar?

I have tried this a few times and it is definitely not sweet. It is herbal and bitter.

Got a bottle just to try it and yeah it's just like drinking liquid black liquorice, can't say I'd go out of my way to drink it ever again but kept the bottle cus it's cool.

>>19849644
No, as a kräuterlikör Jagermeister is by definition sugary. It's very similar to Italian amaro.

has anyone here tried jägermeister manifest? would love to try it but it's pretty expensive

>>19849072
Brain damage and increased risk of cancer.

>>19849072
The low-iq version of Chartreuse

>>19849536
>Honestly don't understand how (((they))) managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.

college students were drinking it ironically, sort of like smirnoff ice, to the point where the US importer noticed the uptick in sales and decided to capitalize on it.

>>19849072
me punching you in the stomach.

>>19849644
it's sweet by alcohol standards, if you drink a lot you're already so used to the bitter taste inherent to alcohol and you just notice how very sweet it is compared to other drinks of similar ABV.

>>19849536
>Honestly don't understand how (((they))) managed to portray such a boomer drink as some nueue wave party liquor.
Because it was? That shit was like the twisted tea of the 1990s and 2000s with how college girls were drinking it and they drink for the same reason its not as hash as alternatives(any other spirits), its relatively cheap and goes down easy.

>>19849072
One time my buddy got me the coffe cold brew version of this. Holy shit did I commit immoral acts

>>19849536
haven't you ever had a jaeger bomb loser

>>19850012
forgot pic

I’m a drink that Jager ‘til I’m fuckin’ dead, I’m a only lose me leg. I got holes in my leg, Jager in the keg, baldin’ on my scalp, figure it out. Yeah, I’ll grope your wife, or I’ll toss your dog, pissin’ on your couch, my heads in a fog. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. I was just walkin’ by her, that girl is a liar, just said hi, so die in a fire. Figure it out little bruises, figure it out little bruises. Let me crack yo’ back, this ain’t no back attack, I’ll be dead in two years so cut me some slack.
But seriously, like another anon said, look up the current live streamer/former COD player Onlyusemeblade on youtoob and you’ll see why you shouldn’t drink Jager.

>>19850017
this. the sickly-sweet and overly-tonic palatte of Redbull is the perfect chaser for this accused alcoholic-beverage, I give this combo a 10/10 for when u are feeling particularly self-destructive

>>19849868
>ironically
Not even ironically, college students were just drinking it mixed with energy drinks cuz it gets you fucked up fast for cheap.

mix with cocaine
enjoy

>itt americans proudly announcing how shit their taste is

>>19849072
A rollercoaster of emotions and regret

>>19850110
>taste
You're not drinking it for taste. You're drinking it to tolerate fucking overweight girls with huge tits and low self esteem.

>>19849072
Mix it with orange soda

>>19849536
it is said that SS herman Goering was an avid fan of jaegermeister. the name itself has ties with hunters/soldiers.
it was heavily marketed to metalheads for a decade some years ago, they promoted gigs and tours and handled it for free to artists and had stands at festivals. Jeff Hanneman was killed by this sponsorship

>>19850017
Who do you think invented Jaeger bombs...

>>19849734
>TFW still can't get either yellow or green Chartreuse anywhere near me
>Meme laws prevent me from having drizzly mail to me
I hate this puritanical bullshit so much.

Red Bull is better with vodka. I imagine most people think jaeger tastes like shit because they drink it warm or with red bull, and both of these really enhance the bitterness and medicinal flavors of each. Jaegerbombs are hot marketing garbage.

Drink it straight and as cold as you can get it OP. It's practically spicy herbal candy at that point. All-time favorite bevvy

>>19849077
Cough syrup is like candy compared to this bitter herbal shit

>>19849072
Meh, mediocre compared to Schlichte

>>19849734
I want to try a bijou, but I can't find any of this stuff.

>>19849072
dudebro absinthe

>>19849072
figure it out dude

Does anyone else have family members who joke about you being drunk whenever you do anything strange?
Like if I stumble momentarily walking over a step my mom will ask me if I've had a drink and how much
At first I thought this was fine and I mean I drunk a lot for a few years but stopped 4 years ago so maybe it was ok but people do it all the time
I will mumble something and my sister will ask me if I'm drunk

>>19851268
Also the worst part is when I question myself and feel like a drunken loser even though I stopped

>>19850121
>You're drinking it to tolerate fucking overweight girls with huge tits and low self esteem
bitch why the fuck would I need to be drunk for that, that's living the fucking dream right there

>>19849072
It tastes great.

>>19851268
You just have a shit family constantly looking for reasons to put you down and ways to undermine you. Don't worry, that's pretty common.

First you feel great, then you feel terrible. Namaste.

>>19849072
I was buying some of this at a liquor store one time. The lady at the counter said she had a regular who always went in every day to buy a smaller bottle (the behind the counter cuz they're pocketable ones, not the shot ones). She finished telling me this with a "oh, there he is!" as her face beamed towards the door. Held up the little bottle for him, "here for your daily dose!?" she asked cheerfully. This man who was now behind me in que, a man I never looked as to never have to know what he looked like, replied with a "thanks, doc!"
I still don't know which is more embarrassing. Him having made that joke, or me for laughing at it. I wondered what went through his mind when he heard me laugh, knowing I know exactly where the reference is from. Mutually assured embarrassment. We both knew that we both knew. There was nothing to do but pay & leave, affording both parties their continued anonymity.

Idk what anon is up to now, but godspeed mr spaghetti man.

>>19851317

a man of taste, cheers brutha

>>19849072
this will sound insane, but mix it with some milk and it tastes like Christmas

>>19849072
Best remedy tasting liquor out there, god i love that shit

>>19851437
I don't believe it

>>19850221
>bitter
it's like drinking candy. if it was carbonated it'd be alcoholic root beer.

>>19851523
This. Is just licorice flavored booze.

>>19851523
Your american root beer tastes like awful medicine
Just like how your chocolate tastes of vomit
Facts.

>>19851543
This is the cringest comment I have ever seen. I really don't care about what you were trying to argue, but Jesus Christ, kill stop scrolling or kys. I don't care which.

A pretty decent liquor only beaten by Ramazzotti and blown the fuck out by fernet branca.

>>19849542
very common in the UK
they will serve you a small cup with coke in it, then float a shot glass of jaeger in it, and you drink them both at once as one large mixed shot
jaegerbomb

>>19849072
buy red bull & do jager-bombs, ya fockin wimp

>>19849072
Used to drink a lot of this stuff in the mid-00's, it tastes like black licorice. Good for you for not buying Fireball.

>>19849089
Hello new friend.
Jager is actually pretty good compared to some other brands of hard liquor.

>>19851268
>Anon learns that reputation once lost is hard to regain

>>19851412
This reminds me of the time about a month ago when I was looking for the last Steelie at the same time as some other dude. We were both balding. It was Friday, we were both obviously going home to empty apartments, but at least I had never had a Steelie before and was just looking to try it, while he must have been a regular

>>19851412
Oh, there was also a time where I was buying Jager and said "thanks man" to the cashier, only to be met with a confused and ashamed look, at which point I realized it was an obese woman with some kind of condition

Step aside kids

>>19849734
Based.
Jägermeister is poorly made Chartreuse. Chartreuse is an objectively better liquor
>softer/mild herbal taste
>55% its alcohol compared to the 35% on the gay copy
>made by virgin monks in the mountains that limit production compared to the gay globohomo multinational that does jager
Despite having more alcohol, and alot more different herbs, you can't feel the alcohol/herbs as strong as in jäger.
Sadly this bottle was supposed to be empty by sunday morning.

>>19855216
but it's french which inherently makes it gayer than sucking dick

>>19851268
You made this exact post on /tv/

>>19856927
Well done

>>19849072
Leg holes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTePAirxc_8

>>19856296
Based and true.

>>19849719
I had some
It's not worth the price difference

>>19849537
Fanta is better with jägermeister

OK but what if jagermeister and chartreuse together

>>19849072
Disappointment.

Itt more sugar content than alcohol.

>>19849072
I don't like it because i associate it mentally with the taste of barfing after too many Jager bombs in my 20s.

It's supposed to be a herbal disgestif to settle your stomach after a large meal. Not something to get blackout wasted on.

Picrel is the best liquor I've ever tasted. Wish it was easier to get it.

jagermeister is like the prequel to fireball whisky

>>19849734

>>19849555
flavor wise, Jaeger goes better with root beer

Bought a bottle on a whim without really knowing what to do with it. Some website said to try it with ice coffee and it was pretty good. Not that cheap now though and unpleasant on empty stomach

>>19861336
>Can't buy it in the states
Talk about bullshit

>>19862177
>alcohol
>on empty stomach
>ever

Got some of this

>>19849072
The only alcohol I will chug from the bottle. I used to be a gay cringe retard junior in college and "flex" on the freshmen by doing this. They thought it was cool kek. I still enjoy mixing it with blue Gatorade or straight.

>>19855216
>In 2021, the decision was made from the Carthusian monks to not increase their volume of production for the Chartreuse liqueurs. They are limiting production to focus on their primary goal: protect their monastic life and devote their time to solitude and prayer.
>In addition, the monks are not looking to grow the liquor beyond what they need to sustain their order. Making millions of cases does not make sense in today’s environmental context and will have a negative impact on the planet in the very short term.”

>>19861336
Meh. Good in hot chocolate. Otherwise. Just meh

>>19861336
>Finnish Himalayas

>>19863508
>Missäpäin on The Finnish Himalayas...?
>Markkinointipäällikön perseessä.
>Mongolien imperiumi ylettyi Himalajalle, kuuluu siis Suomelle.
>Mun takapihalla
These guys are alright.