/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19845834
Just buy an ad Shaq. Or alternatively kill yourself you nigger. sage

>>19845834
Just get an XL from an actual pizza joint.

>>19845834
>Papalomew Johnson

>>19845834
Who is this giant african fellow and why should i care about the crappy ‘za he’s promoting?

>>19845856
and it will be 9 bucks more

>>19845834
You know what they say:
Once you go Shaq you'll never go back.

>>19845834
This must be what all them big ass women in San Antonio are eating

>>19845834
Papa John's is bottom of the barrel. Even lower than Little Caesar's. Their only saving grace is their $10 off coupon when you build up enough points and their brownie dessert.

Every product they put out is a gimmick now. Maga John was the soul of the company.

>>19845834
It's basically just a regular XL (16") with a fuckton of extra pepperoni and extra cheese
The crust is a little thinner too because you're meant to fold the slices
t. papa john's employee

most blatant ad thread

>>19845834
Okay but what about his restaurant? I have been meaning to visit but if this pizza is also shaq approved maybe I don't have to. Kind of like getting a Gordon Ramsay dinner at Walmart

>>19847670
Shaq is on the board of directors but he's really just a hired spokesperson. The whole thing is that part of the profits from each one go to some pet charity of his. Is Shaq's preferred pizza an extra-large new york style with extra pepperoni and extra cheese? Does Shaq even eat Papa John's pizza? Why would he? How can we know?
How can we truly know if he approves? All that can be known for certain is that he agreed to put his face next to one.

Is there anything he didn't try and sell?

>Help, I think I'm having a Shaq attack!

>>19845856
Oh wow a 30 dollar pizza. Exactly what I wanted wow thanks bro

>>19847669
Every single opinion you’ve ever heard or read is an ad or shill. You’re a stupid niggerfaggot for pointing out what every other normal person understands and knows. L

>>19845834
i hate how americans mythologize african people

>>19847834
Isn’t he a PJ franchisee?

>>19847535
>TFW no churros

>>19847666
Ah that’s interesting. You make have any personal signature items?

>>19847915
>You make have any personal signature items?
It's not my invention, but my previous manager turned me on to a great combo that they really should make an official specialty
>thin crust
>well done (they just bake it longer)
>light bbq sauce
>light cheese
>double bacon
>double steak
bbq steak-n-bake
tastes just like BBQ brisket, it's awesome

Oh, come to think of it, back when we were doing that Doritos shit, we experimented with all kinds of weird shit with the dust and the cool ranch sauce
can't recommend any of that
>

>>19847535
Them San Antonio women gotta hit papa johns cause little ceasers is too tight a fit

>>19847929
This sounds really good. Have you ever rubbed your bare dick on the dough when assembling a pizza?

>>19847940
No, never. The idea of messing with anybody's food is reprehensible to me. I may be just a humble low-tier wagie but I still try to take pride in what I do. I don't want to live in the kind of society where people rub their dick in the dough.

Whenever you hear some cook or waiter or any food worker trying to threaten you with tampering with your food, they're full of shit. They're just venting. They might WISH they could spit in your food, but if anyone saw them doing it they'd be in serious shit like you wouldn't believe.

Now Doordash drivers etc, I can't vouch for. Your food is alone with them in the car, it's up to you how much you trust people.

>Shaq-a-roni
>it isn’t a macaroni pizza

He really dropped the ball on that one.

>Shaq-a-roni
>it isn’t a decapitated nigger

He really dropped the ball on that one.

>>19848068
i had one of these from dominos recently and it had garlic butter brushed over the top, it was so good

>>19847535

dominoes is better than papa johns thoever

>>19847897
america was literally built by blacks

>>19847889
An XL should last you 3 days, fatass

>>19845834

Some pizzas are big
Shaq-a-roni is bigger
They fired Papa John
'Cause he kept saying... bad words

>>19848299
>eating 3 day old leftover pizza
that's pretty grim tbdesu. I know 80% of this board can't cook to save their lives but I can't imagine the mental health of someone ordering a huge meal just so they don't have to cook for the next few days. Must be a severly depressed drug addict.

>>19847893
if you weren't an idiot you wouldn't get this upset