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I blow my brains out on the menu haha today's special is BANG

>>19845338
I'll have the special as well.

>>19845336
>black tea
>sparkilng water soda fountain
>grilled cheese sandwiches
>soup of the day and soup of the previous day
>omlette milk shake
>cereal cocktails
>free peanuts

>>19845336
>clam chowder
>chicken soup
>ham sandwich on soft multigrain
>roast turkey sandwich on bulkie
>hot grilled reuben
>3 flavours of ice cream, in cone, waffle cone, or sundae (with strawbree or hot fudge sauce)
>roast of the day (will rotate from beef/pot roast, turkey, glazed ham)
>3 different omelets
>usual bacon/sausage/grikkie and bikkie offerings plus pancakes and waffre

I want this place to be a cornerstone reliable diner for the town

>>19845366
Very noble of you, anon.

>>19845336
Breakfast:
>cream chipped beef
>biscuits and sausage gravy
>waffles w/ rye toast and bacon
>corned beef hash

Lunch/Dinners:
>Mississippi pot roast sandwiches
>Philly cheese steak
>fried chicken tendies w/ buffalo & blue cheese or sesame teriyaki glaze
>frito pie
>carnitas
>steak fajitas
>Jamaican beef patties

Sides/appetizers:
>soft pretzels and beer cheese
>pepperoni rolls
>tortilla chips and bean dip
>jalapeño cream cheese poppers
>mozzarella sticks
>toasted ravioli

Soups:
creamy bacon and cheddar potato
split pea and ham
French onion

Salads:
Caprese
Caesar

Drinks:
>draft root beer
>cranberry ginger ale

Alcohol:
> Old fashion w/ Bulleit rye
>Tequila sunrise w/ Hornitos
>white russian
>vodka water and one saltine cracker
>Steel Reserve
>4loko

>Today's special
Rot-gut chili on rice.

>>19845366
i'd eat there

>>19845428
Fancy!

Eggs always bothered me.
>Oh, Anon. Cooking eggs is the easiest fucking thing to cook!
Yeah, if you're only three or four. Cooks have to know and CORRECTLY prepare
>Over easy
>Sunny side up
>Fried hard
>Scrambled
To order for EVERY egg order on EVERY ticket.
Just serve omelets? Oh, no...
>You've got eggs back there, right? I want two over easy.
Eggs are the hardest part of cooking breakfast.

>>19845466
>no poached
yeah, I’m never visiting this joke of an establishment

>>19845466
there will be no stinky eggs at my establishment

>>19845509
then there'll be no stinky customers. literally no business in the ~10,000-year history of business has survived without stinky customers anon

>>19845466
No one ever does them slow enough.
Cooking at home there's never a single bit of brown on my eggs, I pretty much turn the heat off after a minute of two and let them set, works a treat.
Go to an expensive restaurant and they always burn the fuck out of them if you order fried eggs, can only get poached these days when I'm eating out.

>>19845336
>quesadillas with too much cheese
>grilled cheese sandwiches with 5 different cheeses
>lone sausage patties

>>19845513
>>19845428
fine I will sell a hangover special
gatorlyte with two shots of vodka in it a
a multi B vitamin
and two pickled eggs

>>19845568
but anon your heart isn't in the right place

>>19845336
Locally brewed beer, ice cream, and deep fried cheburek, that is all we will serve. Maybe also some iced tea for kids/non alcohol hours, but otherwise that's it.

>>19845594
making sure my costumers are well enough to head to work so they can afford to be a regular is exactly where my heart wants to be

>>19845604
but anon that's pandering to the lowest common denominator

>>19845618
yea that's called running a business

>>19845336
everything we serve is cooked in a rollie.

>>19845336
seven varieties of salt but no sodium salt

>>19845629
yucky

>>19845636
>I'm goin' in!... I gotta get one of those runny egg rollies!

>>19845428
>>4loko
It was almost perfect until that part. At least you tried. But your joint in now overrun with diversity and rap music and muggings. You close your doors and go out of business thanks to your poor decision. The End.

>>19846046
don't worry i only hire staff that have previous work experience at Waffle House or Popeyes that way they are seasoned combat veterans and can quell any riffraff

>>19845336
mozzarella sticks
>regular
>well done
>al dente
coke
>with ice
>extra ice
>slushy mode

>>19846278
I like that menu. Simple and tasty.
>D-do you have an dipping sa-
>No.

>>19846046
you lack vision >>19845428
a 4loko and biscuits and sausage gravy at 6am would draw mad costumers that are hungry and wanna stay drnk for little money

>>19845336
Honestly I know this is a data mine but how bout a diner with all of the hot sauces so that you could try them with whatever you're eating
Just make the food cost $1 more for whatever but you can eat as much hot sauce as you want

>>19845336
>meatloaf with mashed potatoes and gravy
>post roast with mashed potatoes and gravy
>chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy
>fried chicken with mashed potatoes and gravy
>fish dicks with mashed potatoes and gravy
>chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and gravy
>steak fingers with mashed potatoes and gravy

>>19847472
what costumes would they be wearing?

>>19847492
https://groovypotatoes.ytmnd.com/

>>19847492
>chicken fried fish
>chicken fried pork
>chicken fried spam
>chicken fried shrimp
>pork fried chicken
>pork fried ham
>fish fried chicken
>spam fried pork
>chicken fried pork (with ham)
>cajun style chicken friend shrimp poboy (with ham)
>diner fries (with ham)

>>19847497
that would be a good gimmick
>arrive in a costume and get 10% discount (can't wear the same costume twice*)

>>19845336
polish guy soup

>>19847515
no steak fried catfish?
no, thank you

>>19845336
poo lol

>>19847517

I have overnight shifts in the hospital, should I start frequenting my local diner? I dont want to go in scrubs and seem tryhard

>>19847565
anon, diners exist to serve shift workers. everyone in there is an EMT or a cop or warehouse worker, truck driver, construction worker, etc. you belong at that diner.

>>19847565
well it will give you bubble gut and greasy peanut butter shits so practice eating there on your days off until you build up immunity

>>19845336
5 night at Freddy diner

>>19845428

based. would frequent, twice a day sometimes. if a menu has 4loko and beef patties on it, it's for me

>>19845361
Call it soup of the day and soup of tomorrow and now you have a hook for a theme restaurant.

>>19845366
The menu sounds good, but I'd still not eat there because the owner says "strawbree" instead of strawberry, which makes him insufferable

>>19845595
How much will you be selling your diner for after you go bankrupt? I call dips on it

>>19845336
everything is whole food plant based and defecation is not allowed

>>19847945
oh :<

>>19845336
All dishes available at any time, but cheaper at appropriate times. Soup of the day changes when the kitchen gets around to it.
>breakfast
Egg plates, waffle plates (cornbread waffles with maple peanutbutter being the draw), or a la cart breakfast.. Really good biscuits, roasted potatoes, ham, grits, seared green tomatoes, chicken fried steak (the other main draw, varies depending on breakfast, lunch or dinner menu selection).
>lunch
Ham and bean, chicken dumpling soup always available, 1 soup of the day. Cheese, ham, turkey, BLT, egg salad sandwiches (cheese, ham, turkey can be griddle pressed). Burgers with lots of topping options, seared onions and peppers is a specialty.
>dinner
Burgers, same as lunch. Soup, same as lunch. Meat loaf, ham, turkey, chicken fried steak plates. Brown or cream gravy. Seared onions and peppers included. Choice of starch (1 included): roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, squash mix. Choice of vegetables (1 included):
green beans, carrots, peas, corn.

>>19845428
i would go for the toasted ravioli alone

>>19845336
What’s on your breakfast menu OP?

>>19845336
The diner's location often tends to inform its menu. A diner in a rust belt town would have different items than one in a more rural area, or from one in a hipster city. You didn't mention where would said establishment be located.

is it structurally sound? what are the taxes like?

>>19845336
Serve beer, pork stew and sake.
Anything else the customer can request, and if I have the ingredients I might make it.
Do I even have customers? More than you can imagine

>>19845336
deep fired pickles and a secret menu item ..... space cake

>>19847492
>>19847515
What a fuckin disgrace

>>19848294
>breakfast menu
leftovers from last nights dinner, a day old baked potato makes killer breakfast potatoes

>>19845336
>$5 fried anything special.
If it fits in a fry basket, we will batter and fry fucking anything for a V-note.
Please don't bring anything that isn't food.

>>19848294
>OP checks back on /ck/ and finds his thread still alive.
There is no breakfast menu. My original menu is avaliable 24/7. You can get cheap beer, plain coffee, and hash and shit.

>>19845338
>BANG
I'll take a diet bangs please, hold the ice

>>19850399
A&W okay?

>>19850413
draft? yea that will do just fine

>>19845336
>breakfast
Biscuits and gravy
2 egg breakfast
Omelette

>lunch
Burger
Patty melt

>dinner
Rest of menu
Chicken fried steak

12-6am
All of the above

>daily specials
Whatever the fuck the cook decides to cook

>>19850667
*
>omelette
Only on sundays

>>19845366
Sounds like a great diner hookers would go to after work.

>>19845336
>Pineapple Pizza
>Hotdog Milkshake
>Beans with Coke
>Semen Root Beer Float
>Toothpaste Hotdogs

>>19845336
The only soup is a large bowl of hollandaise.

>>19845361
>free peanuts
/biz/ will love the arbitrage opportunity

>>19845361
this business would do numbers in Singapore

>>19845513
Capitalism has failed us. Businesses should not have to pander to random idiots to be profitable

>>19850746
Go and send the Bureau of Urban Mastication a sob story about why your diner deserves funding.

>>19845336
AYO NIGGA GIMME SOME CHIKIN AND WAFFLES MY NIGGA
>*smacks lips*

AND A SIDE OF TAKIS NIGGA

>>19845338
I'll take some BANG, extra chunky and make it spicy.

Are American diners as comfy as they are shown in media? I'll never visit the USA, but it's still interesting.

>>19851012
they were a safe space for boomers

>>19851012
if it's not a chain yeah

>>19851012
pickerel used to be my local. it was so fucking good. the only place I ever waited in a line for a table. friendly staff, consistently good quality, and just plain comƒy.

>>19851034
What made the stainless steel design so popular?

>>19851038
Well that was very much the art deco trend of the golden age of diners, but also a lot of them were made from trailers and train cars, as they originally popped up as greasy spoons in industrial areas, freight yards, and docks.

>>19845336
Jagerbombs
Hash browns w/ chorizo
The "Bryce Dallas Howard" (it's canned chili that looks like diarrhea, extra spicy)
A hot dog grilled on a park grill that I pay my fentanyl zombies to piss in, the grill is located in a park behind my repurposed Denny's
And 4loko casserole. Which is two large black men tying you to a chair and forcing you to beer bong two loko goals while I sing wait and bleed by slipknot

All the waitresses dress like 50s style waitresses and speak in 50's slang
The rest of the place is modern hipster style
If any waitress breaks character she gets spanked by the owner (me)

>>19851076
good luck keeping me tied up after two 4lokos

>>19845428
Extraordinarily based, but can I visit everyday for breakfast or lunch and always eat alone and be aloof and mysterious and after I'm done can I smoke a cigar- a Charter Oak Nicaraguan leaf cigar- in the autumn wind just outside the door leaning against my 90's Nissan 300ZX with the popup headlights while staring off into the woods beyond your diner; and can an older lady be my regular waitress who knows me by name and always says
>the usual today, anon?
And I often say yes, but I'll occasionally surprise her by asking for something different; and she knows that there must have been some kind of sorrow in my past but never presses me on it and always smiles and I smile back and then one day her young and shy neice, just out of highshcool, begins working there too and she notices me there everyday and asks her aunt about me and I overhear them talking and her aunt says
>he's a good man, but you'd better be careful with his heart, sweetie
And it hurts me inside because I've been hurt before, but I think that maybe just maybe her dirty blond hair and her green eyes and youthful, pretty smile can remind me of what it means to be alive and I come back the again of course I come back again and she's serving me instead of her aunt and she messes up my order by accident because she's nervous but she apologies and I accept and it's okay and I introduce myself and she introduces herself and she has such a lovely name and when she shakes my hand I can feel my heart beat again for the first time in a long time and can I take you for a drive I say can I show you the colors at the lake they're beautiful this time of year I say with the mountains in the distance say and the clouds running toward them say I say can I take you there and hold your hand and skip rocks across the water I say and can I kiss you darling Rose I say is it too soon to say I love you my love I say can I?

>Three bins of soup that sit out as long as code allows, each for a different general palate (like french onion, sweet-and-sour, and clam chowder)
>regular murrican breakfast items sans waffles
>soba and ramen (beef as meat)
>gyudon
>bibimbap
>a sort of fusion burger that implements the stuff above into a holdable form (signature item)
>green onion cakes (蔥抓餅) premade under warm light, also as item with meals
>A couple of good teas pre-brewed along with water, no charge for the drink or cup but charge for sugar/honey/flavorings

>>19851109
don't worry we have floor to ceiling booths

>>19851161
>>19845428
Based
In that case my usual is
>fried chicken tendies w/ sesame teriyaki glaze (this the part lovely Rose got wrong, she brought me the buffalo & blue cheese)
>pepperoni rolls
>mozzarella sticks
>cranberry ginger ale
>there's no room in my body for more than one vice at a time, so I'll skip the alcohol and just smoke an extra cigar after my meal
Thanks anon
May I ask what your diner is called? I'll be here all the time

>>19851161
are those curtains made of clear plastic

>>19851161 #
>>19845428 #
Based
In that case my usual is
>fried chicken tendies w/ sesame teriyaki glaze (this the part lovely Rose got wrong, she brought me the buffalo & blue cheese)
>pepperoni rolls
>mozzarella sticks
>cranberry ginger ale
>there's no room in my body for more than one vice at a time, so I'll skip the alcohol and just smoke an extra cigar after my meal
Thanks anon
May I ask what your diner is called? I'll be here all the time

>>19845336
Tear down that rotten shack, sell the land for redevelopment.

>>19851200
Fucking jew

>>19851198
>and just smoke an extra cigar after my meal
ah i'll seat you in the smoking section (the entire diner)

>>19851360
Holy shit what a fucking chad

>>19851365
this thread makes me want to actually open a diner , thank god i know better

>>19845636
So much effort for a slimy gas station taquito...

>>19845338
It's actually "Barq's"

>>19851360
>tfw you will never get to enjoy a massive steak in an expensive Cuban restaurant while you smoke a Cuban cigar

>>19845336
>$5 breakfast
>$10 lunch
>$15 dinner

>>19851608
Don't let your memes be dreams

>>19845336
We'd be a membership only establishment serving up long pig. It'd be a byop type deal, though. Sorce would be a pain in the ass, but of the pig partakes in the first course then it's all too easy. Probably end the night with some sort of wild drug-fueled blood orgy. I can just hide cameras & shit to blackmail the members if I wanted, or use them as bargaining chips if I ever got outed.

>>19851200
Dubs of truth.

It's only a matter of time before some greedy well-connected developer forces you out anyway.

>>19851012
they vary place to place but it's always comfy. even the chain spots.

>>19852262
go home Hilary you're drunk

>>19851025
>Denny’s, IHOP, Village Inn

Any of those late at night make pretty good diners.

>>19852693
those are wildly different places at 3am compared to 11am.
when i was 16yo my friends and i drunkenly wandered into IHOP at 3am did a shot with the waitress then the busboy stole my Dave and busters shot glass that i stole from Dave and busters

>>19852750
Get fucked, fucker
Get stolen from, stealer
Eat shit, shit eater
Get jewed, jew
Get pooped on, pooper-onner
Get got, getter goter
Get memed on, memer
Get hit by- stuck by a smooth criminal, smooth criminal

>>19852768
i hate covers
Michael jackson should've stuck to his own songs and not ruined that Alien Ant Farm song

>>19845336
I'll copy this menu. I'll have the best hot corn muffins this side of the interstate

>>19852750
>shot with the waitress
Shot from where? IHOP doesn't have booze.

>>19853081
no bro we were teens so we had a handle of cheap vodka.
the night started on the beach when a guy kite boarding in the dark surprised the shit out of us so we gave him a swig then it just digressed into us trying to drink with every stranger we came across until my gf decided hike up her dress and take a piss in front of everybody so i diverted to IHOP for coffee to sober her up. I knew most of the staff since my mom used to work there and knew they were all alky/drug addicts that would have no problem drinking with a bunch of drunk teenagers.
Long story short my gf felt so bad about her actions she let me fuck and that how i lost my Vcard.

>>19853123
Intresting
>I feel bad about drunken whorish behavior
>better correct this by engaging in even more whoreish behavior
Atleast she was your whore, anoen

>>19853149
she was Colombian its just how their brains work

>>19853123
Oh you're from Florida. Makes sense now.

>>19853231
sometimes i forget not everybody lives like this

>>19845336
>A good Australian coffee and not some American shite
>local beer and a Japanese import
>A full English with a homemade black pudding
>A pie floater (South Australian deal)
>Sourdough and vegemite. None of that avo meme shit
>Fucking crackers?
>Crackling

>>19852902
>I'll have the best hot corn muffins
are they jalapeno cheddar corn muffins?

>>19853323
>A pie floater

>>19853323
all coffee is from America

>>19853326

>>19853339
I don't even believe most United states of Americans own a kettle anon.

>>19853336
It's breddy good. got the meat from the pie and then the pastry to sop up the peas

>>19853351
>there's only one way to boil water
every single American owns a drip coffee pot which is the best way to make coffee without getting ultra faggy for diminished returns

>>19853123
Based beach-dweller

>>19853401
>Americans boil water in the microwave

>>19853441
so? hot water is hot water

Breakfast:
>loaded hashbrowns
>meatlovers omelet
>Grits with bacon bits
Lunch:
>Club sandwich with fries or chips
>Burger and fries
>Curry
>Grilled chicken breast w/ grilled vegetables
Dinner:
>Grilled steak with mashed potatoes and gravy
>Stew with garlic bread
>Burger with fries
>Jambalaya

>>19845336
Breakfast
>Overnight oats, must be ordered one day in advance
>deluxe platter (canned cheese and 3 types of crackers)
>Forever soup
>Hotdog and mashed potatoes with choice of mayo or mustard
>Banana, apple or orange
>Pastry of the day (bought for half price at a bakery before closing)
>Coffee
>Coffee (reused grounds) half price
>Orange powder beverage
>Offbrand soda

You can bring your own food and eat it inside if you drink two beverage per person, tip and clean after yourself

>>19853463
i'd eat there
tho i can't tell if you're a Brit or deep south so i'm gonna need more context on "curry" and what that meas to you

>>19853503
nice
a local ax throwing place just closed down (due to bullshit rent hikes)
they didn't serve alcohol but encouraged you to bring your own bottle

>>19845336
I'd call it the $5 Cafe. Absolutely nothing would cost more than $5. Ideally not even after local sales taxes are applied. It would be a basic menu

>black coffee, cream and sugar optional
>grilled cheese sandwiches for $1-$2
>cheeseburgers single patty $4.00 ($3 w/o cheese)
>basic french fried potatoes (no seed oils)
>BLT sandwich $3
>2 eggs $1.50
>Toast $0.50
>bacon $0.80 per strip

I would also have chicken tenders, country fried steak etc.

The goal would be to be a cheaper and higher quality version of waffle house that is not solely centered on breakfast. We would probably have a daily soup as well.

Inflation is hell right now, and people deserve a decent meal at an affordable price. There should be no reason a restaurant like that couldn't do numbers. If you could go out to eat and spend $5 per person and walk away moderately full that restaurant would be very popular.

>>19845336
Chipped beef on toast and uh that lunch room pizza on white bread sandwhich that was soaked in canola oil paired with chocolate milk served in a cardbox.

>>19845336
All the diners in my are run by Greeks. They usually have the typical pancakes and whatnot, but they also have some Greek fare.

>>19853326
>>19853344
nah I was thinking they'd be warm. a nice cozy muffin on a cold autumn day to have with your coffee.

>>19845336
I'd just run it like a waffle house.

>>19845561
You ever get loose meat breakfast sausage? I bought some in a tube the other day and it's great, I made patties with it and cooked them on a cast iron. They're like sliders.

>>19845428

>>19853891
open even during hurricanes

>>19850380
>OP checks back on /ck/ and finds his thread still alive
one of the better threads on /ck/ lately
jk /ck/ was always bad

>>19854057
yea but it comes packaged like ground beef
i add it to meatloaf for extra flavor

>>19854057
>anon discovers ground sausage
Pretty fuckin amazing, isn't it? Now try making some breakfast gravy with it for biscuits & gravy.

>>19854286

I went to a Waffle House during a hurricane in Jacksonville, FL. It was 3 AM and shit was surreal. Only the waitress, the cook, and one patron were there. I felt like I stepped into an alternate universe

>>19845336
>kettle corn
>caramel corn
>salty water taffy
>ginseng tea
>non-alcoholic and domestic craft beers (locally sourced)
>paninis
>quiche
>clone recipes of every Chili's Appeteaser
>table-side cotton candy making
>hibachi finger food
>sushi burritos with candy and cream cheese
>charcuterie boards
>chocolate malts
>dessert sushi pizzas
>caramel cake bites
>coffee bar
>omelet bar
>teppanyaki table
>communal fondue fountains

>>19855067
Jacksonville, FL. at3 AM is alternate universe

>>19845336
>cheeseburger
>french dip
>footlong kielbasa or bratwurst
>fried rainbow trout with hollandaise
>schnitzel
>cajun red beans and rice with andouille sausage
>chicken wings with choice of garlic parmesan, jamaican jerk, or smoky chipotle dry rub
>fish and chips
>captain's platter (fried cod, prawns, clams, and calamari)
>hot pastrami sandwich with swiss, mayo, and dijon mustard
>cornish pasty
No breakfast

im going to sell carnival food at cheap diner prices. well have a trash can out front tied to the back of a truck thall spin it around really fast. infinite free rides for a day with purchase of any food or drink.

>>19845338
based

>>19853590
Theres a bar relatively near me called "6 bucks" where all food is six dollars. It's not great but not terrible
If I lived within a couple miles of it I'd probably frequent it

>>19856920
I'm gonna start one across the street called 5.99

>>19856920
>>19857071
Y'all'll go out of business. Even serving cheep food those profit margins will be thin. And a diner can only seat like 15 people at one time. You're gonna be making like $300 an hour and after all the bills and payroll you'll be netting like $10 a day for yourself.

Makes me think though, if I won the lottery I would open a really nice diner right across the street from the shitty asshole's diner in my hometown and I would out-quality him and charge like half price for everything. And just subsidize the business with my bank account until his children are fatherless and drinking puddle water in the gutter. THEN I would jack the prices up so high nobody in town would ever go near the place and everyone would hate me and not have a diner.

>>19857083
I'm gonna open another diner right next to yours and undercut and out quality (You) but in a physiological and spiritual manner as well to ensure that you end up empty inside and experience ego death which leads you to become a better person in the long run after trying out several religions and eventually settling on inner esoteric gnosticism which presents itself outwardly as catholicism to avoid looking skitzo to your family
Then, while you're on your sabatacal or pilgrimage or whatever the fuck you're going to call the 8 month period of your life you spent as a hermit in your apartment eating nothing but take out you've demanded the delivery people leave on the porch and ring the bell exactly seven times, I'll keep my prices low and food good to ensure the good people of the town have a nice and comfy place to eat that's affordable and good.
Lastly, when you finally return to your diner, you'll find that I had purchased it from under you while you were in a hallucinatigenic state and you thought you were noterizing a peace treaty between the far-gnomes and the moonmen (as if those two would EVER get along) and I have since then turned your diner into an extension of mine.
Then I'll fucking kill you, bitch

>>19857116
that's very creative anon but I don't think you have the skills, prowess, or money to accomplish any of this. And anyway I'll be an absent owner so I won't even know about any of it, and also I'll have a fleet of lawyers waging litigious battles against you constantly. From the color of the paint to challenging your permits to your parking lot and fence, your god damned chimney and downspouts, everything. I'll send in children with extreme allergies just to probe for weaknesses in your staff and food management. And I'll keep sending them in until someone dies. I'll pay hookers to miscarry in your toilets.

>>19857131
Nice attempts, bro, but I've already paid off your lawyers, any and all judges and jurors who will ever come near any case you can throw at me
Those children you send in will be immediately recruited to go back to your diner and bait pedofiles into turning it into a hangout (I will ensure the saftey of the chilren by having a host of snipers on my roof pointed at your diner so that if any pedo actually tires something unsavory(like your menu) they will be killed on the spot)
Enjoy having your diner be a crime scene for 300 out of the 3-6-5, faggot
Also I'm going to seduce and romance every single one of your female waitresses. Theyre going in my cutegirl harem and there's nothing you can do about it
Eat shit, shit-eater

>>19857142
wait do you already have lots of money? can I have a loan? I want to start a diner

>>19857145
What's ur email bro I'll paypal you

>>19857083
>after all the bills and payroll you'll be netting like $10 a day for yourself.
most business owners make zero money and its widely known that you don't start a business if you can't afford to lose money for the first year

>>19845336
>Coffee
>Tea
>Eggs
>Bacon
>Meat Pies
>Soft Drinks(Soda)
>Hot Chips
>Sandwiches
>Baked beans

>>19857149
>bet1@post.com
i'll make and post my entire menu if you send the funds >>19845428

>>19857174
yeah but that's not the same. having a business model where the maximum performance possible in terms of volume and revenue is to operate at a loss is a silly idea.

>>19857178
Now that I realize you were the poster of that menu, which I wrote the longform melodramatic shitpost about, I really really wish I did have the money
I'm sorry bro :(
I've broken my own heart again as well as yours

>>19857207
no worries anon i wasn't the one you shitposted to, i was just trying to hop into the other anons spot on the extremely unlike chance you actually did send some money.
A anon once sent me some beer money so now i never risk not taking the chance

>>19845336
Dunno. Probably just whatever's easy to slop together.
>coffee (plain; cream in the little pod things) and espresso (black only)
>tea (black, green, house blend)
>juice
>milk
>beer battered fish
>chicken soup
>schnitzel
>hash browns
>daily special (could be anything)
>omelette (souffle style)
>salsa
>scrambled eggs
>eggs Benedict
>ratatouille
>tomato soup and grilled cheese
>seasonal vegetable soup (pumpkin, cucumber, mushroom, pepper, etc.)
>toast
>fresh bread loaves
>pickles (dill, b&b, spicy; green bean, cucumber, onion, apple, egg, etc.)
realistically I'd do more than this but I'm too lazy to figure it out rn

>>19845466
>that's it
bruv you bitchin when beef dishes exist, even poached eggs are feasible on the regular given you aren't slammed

if you are slammed, it doesn't matter anyways, everything is hard

>>19857229
me after a night in town

>>19857264
me right now
apparently i got drunk and made pizza while blaring 90s rock and woke up in a different pair of pants then i had on.
i'm concerned because all the Halloween candy is gone, i'll just avoid my neighbors for a year or two
>https://youtu.be/q-JfLMz8QNI?si=HqBk3KJfGogpmiRz

>>19857276
>avoiding other humans
I'm sure that's really not a far stretch for you anyway

>>19857308
i don't seek attention but i don't normally avoid my neighbors and it payed off on guy hooked me up with a riding mower that only need a new seat and battery and another guy paid me to fix his truck

>>19857229
How did you get this video of me?

>>19845366
Swap clam chowder for tomato soup and grilled cheeses and you're rockin'

>>19847945
dumb yankee

>>19845361
a screwdriver with muddled mint for that breakfast after brushing sensation

Just serve wotor
Simple as

>>19845636
I'll have one rollied red bull please with some rollied ice

>>19845336
>iced tea & water
>gatorade for the kids
>cream of crab in a kettle keeping warm
>absolutely no coffee whatsoever
>bread rolls for lunch/dinner
Breakfast
>sausage n gravy on tinned biscuits
>toast
>butter/jam
Lunch
>Pulled pork sandwich
>fries
Dinner
>Stew of the day (curry, chicken pot pie, beef stew, shepherds/cottage pie, maybe a ragu here or there), comes with mash, rice, or pasta depending on the stew.

Basically you come in, order, get hot food shoved in your face fast, and you get the fuck out. Would call it the Antisocial Diner or some shit. Would immediately sell it off to any corpo buyer though, fuck running a restaurant.

>>19854290
>pic
fucking KEK
the circular hole in the ceiling

>>19845636
forbidden fleshlight

>>19858071
I think I can handle both anon. Just have to buy a second pot.

>>19845336
First: I rip out those goddamn stools and put in new stools that have backs on them so people can sit comfortably.

As for food? It's a diner. Nothing fancy, just classic American diner food cooked properly.

>>19860076
you can rip out my stool anon

>>19860079
i can push it in

>>19851606
Kek

>>19860076
most people won't eat those basic foods anymore you need retarded shit like cheeto dust hashbrowns

bump

some super cute omurice n shit
oh and that green soda pop with whip cream on top

>>19845336
>coffee, no cream or sugar available
>many homemade pies
>eggs and bacon
>hashbrowns
>griddle cakes
>waffles
lunch menu:
>club sandwich
>roast beef and cheese
>egg salad with celery
dinner menu:
>sliced roast, gravy, mashed potatoes
>hearty soup of the day

>>19845336
The menu is just this.

>>19863941
no it isn't

>>19863954

>>19845366
any diner with a nice chowder is a win in my book.
I'd also throw in a reasonably priced, reasonably-prepared lobster roll if possible

>>19863962
good point anon. but I'll only serve on a top-cut New England style bun

>coffee and espresso, very limited with little customization
>anything that comes canned
>next door to a grocery store and we get rotisserie chickens every day to make chicken noodle soup
>fresh pizza
>garden out back with herbs and veggies. whatever we can harvest gets used in soups, specialty dishes, salads, whatever
>some kind of iced fresh fruit drink available, ethnic street vendor style
>mostly breakfast food, typical diner stuff served fast and friendly with nothing that can't be prepared in the time it takes to cook the pizza, while being a hidden gem pizza place with soul, offering every cook who stays 6 months the opportunity to go to school, rehab, whatever they need

>>19863988
those are the most retarded thing i have ever seen

It would be a medieval style diner
>buy the empty lot next door and convert it into a field
>house chickens, a couple cows, goats, sheep, etc, all for non meat produce
>eggs and milk
>prepetual stew
>wheat and water and vegtable gruel
>make the most authentic historical medieval style food
>only meat served is meat that the hired hunters bring back themselves
>only drinks are beer and slightly dirty well water
It's gonna be kino bros

>>19845336
An ashtray.

>>19864223
Well then you're going to need a cigarette machine