/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19841486
How is that a banquet? It's frozen food. What the hell do these people think a banquet is?

>>19841495
I always ate two of them for a meal.

>>19841495
soups not a meal, and this ain't a banquet.
>>19841520
>ate two of them for a meal
okay I think that counts as a banquet. but just barely

>>19841486
Sometimes I get an intense craving for microwaved salisbury steak and mashed potatoes.

I always pulled the brownie out and ate it cold while the chicken was microwaving

>paying like $15 per meal
Just cook, I beg you

>>19841486
banquet makes THE worst frozen meals I have ever had.

>>19841520
Imagine the sodium levels.

>>19843126
cooking is for people who don't value their time

>>19843126
they're 1.68 each

>>19841486
Yeah and look how you turned out

>>19843393
sodium is a meme, literally drink more water

>>19841486
imagine eating those fried chicken sticks and mac n cheese and then feeling like you earned a brownie

>>19843640
slave mindset

>>19841486
Gordon is about to learn the hard way the michelin star scene is a fucking joke compared to the cutthroat world of tv dinners.

>>19843375
yeah but they're like a fucking dollar. Or at least they used to be 10 years ago.

>>19843640
Banquet brownies are good.

>>19843126
Cooking is for sissies

Damn this just brought back vivid memories ofe eating these exact meals watching South Park after school. Why can't things just go back to the way they used to bros

For me its Hungry Man. Eating one of those while shouting obscenities at Mexicans on the Halo boards with G4 playing in the background was the best.

>>19841486
>good source of protein
when they're desperate to say anything remotely positive about their processed slop box

>>19842705
>soups not a meal
Is that you, Bania?

i don't mean to go full 'lol americans' but it's the only country i see that commonly includes a dessert in their ready meals. that perception could just be down to the internet being over-saturated with american content, if any anons from around the world have a similar practice i'd be curious to see it.

>>19842705
>>19845272

>>19845241
it's got electrolytes

>>19843640
My mom said I'm a big boy and that's enough for me

>>19841486
it's not ethical to cut the fingers off of chickens

>>19845320
No, it's true. The stuff intended for children and the destitute will do that here.

>>19845320
Historylet here but it may be a holdover from the oven cooked Swanson TV dinner days when they were meant to be like a whole homecooked style dinner.

>>19845486
Big boys get some chicken tendies!

bump

>>19843126
Was that a typo? What tv dinners come anywhere near that price?

>>19847788
Gordon Ramsay's.

>>19845241
Fats do use that kind of shit to cope quite often ime so im sure the blurb makes them money.

>>19841486
The REAL sadsacks know it's michelina

>>19847794
k?

>>19847817
Lived off of these for months when I was particularly depressed. If you get two of them it's actually pretty filling for under $2.50

>>19841520
>t. 350 lb hambeast

>>19843606
Just do other stuff while cooking. I like to listen to comedy specials in the kitchen.

>>19848585
Nah he's right. Banquets hardly feed you for more than two hours.

>>19847817
>$1.18
This can't be real, what is the downside? Not American it seems like a good deal to me.

>>19842797
Same man

>>19850332
it's half a lb of brownie, fried chicken and pasta if you eat two of these. Stop being a fat fuck for once in your life, being 200lb at 5'6" as a man is being obese and pointing fingers at 350lb lard beasts ain't invalidating your own obesity.
I checked online and it's 480 cal for the 201g portion, that's almost 1000 calories in a single meal from frozen food. This is half the calorie intake a normal adult male should eat per day, in a single meal with frozen food. Let me guess the fat fuck who eat this slop don't exercise and is probably sedentary making his actual need for energy even lower. If this is a single meal, I don't want to know what he has for lunch and breakfast and if he drink shit overflowing with sugar. oh and enjoy your lack of vitamins and minerals
This faggot is 100% a fat fucking lard ball.

>>19841486
These are way too much food.
I’m used to only eating rice and cabbage everyday

>>19850697
I eat one meal a day.

>>19841486
good job anon

i bet you're very protein rich now that you're a big boy

>>19850910
>that one meal lasts 15 hours

>>19850472
You feel hungrier after eating them

last time i had a banquet frozen dinner i was peeing outside my butt, stouffers or GTFO

>>19852319
doesn't everyone pee outside their butt?