/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19834945
>or is it gonna explode
Do you think the meat is made of C4?

it will completely evaporate into mustard gas, dont do it

>>19834945
I do it all the time and still live

>>19834955
How long for a beefy 5 layer burrito? Is 1 minute enough?

I HATE AI
I HATE AI
I HATE AI
I HATE AI

>>19834983
I think this one might be real

>>19834983
>>19834997
it is real, it was all over the news yesterday

>>19834955
do you hate yourself that much man?

>>19835004
The position of the pony plus the different pie sizes is suspicious but otherwise, damn

>>19834953
C4 requires both electrical charge and a blast in order to detonate. That shit is fucking grunt-proof. People used to cook on the fucking plates on the fucking Claymores because you can't detonate them that way either.

That being said, I wouldn't put it past Taco Bell being explosive, are they one of the companies that includes foil in the wrapper?

>>19835084
It seems like it's just paper but would the paper set on fire?

>>19834997
>>19835004
It's A.I.

>>19834945
air fryer is better, makes all their tortillas crispy

>>19834945
Put a paper towel over it so it doesn’t splatter grease in the microwave.

>>19835208
But the microwave already is closed so I'm not in danger?

>>19835010
NTA but why does laziness means self-hate?
When I'm the spot when even the idea of getting pick-up puts me to a fasting sleep, I think it's more a lack of will to live.
Guess I got a low BMI despite a highly fatty and processed diet tho.

>>19834945
I stopped buying Taco Bell years ago, largely because they discontinued most items I enjoyed. Taco salads, nachos supreme, enchirritos, chicken baja gorditas, shredded chicken tacos, tostadas, 7-layer burritos, pintos and cheese, and many more. Just about every “go-to” item I would discover has been shitcanned. Seems half their menu has potatoes now with chicken and beef prices. I make my own “taco bell” now at home.

>>19834983
me too

>>19835213
The microwave will be hard to clean after, are you retarded or something?

>>19834983
Same. It was cute at first but now it’s just creepy and weird and all that uncanny valley shit is all over the place.

>>19834983
>>19835514
>>19835535
It's only the beginning guys. We're going to have to leave the internet soon ;_;

>>19835849
I already have AI bots that are more interesting than 4channel after 2016.

>>19835859
It's a death knell for the web as we know it.

>>19835937
it was already dead, but we persevered knowing what a human shitposting was, now the lines are blurry and what was already a fake and gay world just became nothing and worthless. Time to get back to the fundamentals and rediscover the natural world.

>>19834945
wrap it in foil and you'll be fine

>>19834983
i don't. its literally the only interesting thing to happen in years.

>>19834953
Eggs explode if you microwave them. A lot more readily than C4 would, actually.

>>19835197
it's real

>>19835204
This.


The only thing I've ever exploded in a microwave is calamari.

>>19835197
no i don't think so

>>19834945
You could, but I offer an alternative: Just eat the tacos cold. I've been doing it for the past few years and it's strangely tasty.

>>19834945
I've only ever tried to microwave their beef burritos, but they've always turned out fine. In fact, every time I get Taco Bell, I always buy a few extra beef burritos with the intention being to microwave them later for a snack.

Just to give you all some closure, I microwaved 3 beefy 5-layer burritos together in their taco bell wrappers (refrigerated) stacked like a pyramid, on full power for 2min 22 seconds, and it was the perfect temperature

On a side note, their hot sauces are surprisingly weak. I'm not a big hot sauce fan but I figured I could drown out the reheated taco bell taste with some spice and even the fire sauce was incredibly mild. Will have to try the Diablo sauce some time

>>19838793
Taco bell is barely edible hot so I wouldn't dare eat them cold.

>>19836262
You would think that "WARNING - EXPLOSIVE" should be enough. But no. At some point in time, in some stupid fucking place, during some retarded situation, there was a grunt out there who made sure that anti-personnel mines would forevermore need to explicitly state "EXPLOSIVE IS POISONOUS IF EATEN." God bless America.