/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>cussing

Make me you stupid cunt. Better yet, take that faggot cowboy you obviously want to rim and just fuck off. Absolute wasteman.

>>19827834
I own all three types of smokers - electric chip fed, electric pellet fed, and a charcoal offset. You fucks are delusional if you think there is a difference in flavor between them. There isn't. The only difference is the smoke ring for the latter two. Anything else is a skill issue not knowing how to fucking operate a smoker properly.

>>19827853
>says he owns all kinds of smokers
>doesn't own a bullet smoker

>>19827842
this person doesn't have a single friend and his family hates him.

>>19827834
>Well folk today were gunna be makin cowboy _______

show wife feet

>>19827834
well gawrly tex let me just hammer a frying pan to my belt buckle and put on a big foam cowboy hat then mosey on down to walmart and pick one up as soon as you shave that faggy asshole tickler on your upper lip

>>19827834
>implying I'm not smoking a brisket tomorrow

>>19827853
Have you tried using a real offset? Honestly, I don't think charcoal can go toe-to-toe with wood for smoking, and the electric ones will never produce the same end result you can get with skillful use of a wood-fired offset, even with the same type of wood.

>>19827853
What's a charcoal offset?

>>19827834
Cowboy Kent wouldn't use swears, the man is a shining example of good, Christian, hard working red blooded American. You goofed this post all up, OP.

>>19828423
Agreed. OP is a try-hard faggot.

>>19828423
Cowboy Kent is literally a homosexual.

>>19828609
back to your faggot discord

>>19827834
you can tell when someone has a shitty diet because they have severe crow's feet

>>19827853
Real niggas use a drum smoker to vaporize/ignite the fat drippings and smoke it back into the hanging meat

>>19827897
I tried making his cowboy coffee the other day and he was 100% correct. It is the smoothest coffee you will ever drink. However, it's also kind of bland. Boiling it for that long kind of kills all of the oils and shit that I presume are what make coffee's flavor complex. But it is very fucking smooth. It's the best way to make decent coffee out of the cheap shit that comes out tasting bitter and acidic if you make it the regular way.

>>19828317
some offsets are so small and shitty that practically speaking, you can really only use charcoal, as a sustained flame from even a small wood split would be way too hot. small wood chunks on top and throttling down on the intake ensure a flame doesnt develop, but youre really better off with a drum or bullet if you cant afford a nice, quality offset of sufficient size.

>>19827834
I have a Weber smoky mountain and I've only ever used it twice because it was such a pain in the ass to smoke on it. I had to pretty much sit right next to it for 4 hours fiddling with the vent holes so the temp wouldn't get too high or low. Even if a Trager makes smoked meat that's not as good as a charcoal smoker it would still be worth it for the convenience to me

>>19830006
I have the same smoker. Use it more, eventually the grease buildup will help to "seal" it up and make temp management much easier. I have no problem holding 225-250 for 10+ hours with little to no vent adjustments. But if you can't figure it out you can always buy a pellet smoker, which costs a lot more and will break much sooner.

How do I get a loyal beagle cooking companion, /ck/?

>>19827834
i hate his fake twang

>>19831685
Steal your neighbors

>>19831737
Kind of like I'm stealing your gf.

>>19831685
Literally any dog will become your grill buddy if you give them scraps from your 'cue

>>19827853
>charcoal offset
Tells me everything I need to know about how much you don’t know. If you don’t have a real offset you can’t compare shit.

>>19828279
>>19828317
^ These two were right to question your shitty bait post.

>>19831833
this. just wondering why anyone would want an inbred as fuck breed like a beagle

>>19831685
I love Beagles/Hounds in general. They're very sweet and non-temperamental animals that are also very cute IMO.

>>19827834
Eat a dick, Cowboy Kent Rollins.
PS. Your recipe for creamed beef on toast nearly made me projectile vomit

>>19828694
usually means long term alcohol or nicotine use. they both cause swelling and contracting of blood vessels which eventually cause your skin to look stretched and wrinkly when you get older.