/ck/ - Food & Cooking

deal with it fatty

>>19809181
I will probably deal with it in the Kitchen. I think I want two fried eggs and ... noodles with tomatoe sauce

>>19809171
Grab that chocolate bar you've been saving and have half of it.

>>19809171
make a second dinner.

>>19809211
What about third dinner?

>>19809211
what should I make?

>>19809214
as long as you don't go to bed hungry.

>>19809231
is that a bag of ranch in the fridge door?
do something with the eggs. can't tell what vegies you got but if you got onion and some sort of chili like serano add it to your fried eggs. if you have it, fry the eggs in bacon fat.
idk wtf to do with the tofu, but you could make a pretty tasty cabbage dish or is that lettuce?

>>19809234
oh shit, you didn't mention cream of wheat and instant jello. i'd make myself a bowl of cream of wheat with some butter and cold milk on top after it's done. and some instant jello for after.

>>19809240
you're such a good father, holy moly. holy mackerel even

>>19809231
eat yeast, sugar, and antacid tablets.

>>19809245
thanks for the suggestions. Its interesting to know what others would do here.

However, this is Regina. And we're gonna do things a little different

>>19809231
Buy a new lightbulb for the refrigerator.

>>19809262
I disconnected it to save power

The fridge was full of mold and I doused it in pure bleach. Havent needed it since

>>19809231
I'd wrap hommus up in lettuce leaves.

"fu

>>19809272
like this, papa?

>>19809171
make some

>>19809284
like this, papa?

>>19809277
mm yes, now roll it up and enjoy. Consider adding a splash of chilli or something.

>>19809303
I dont have any chili, papa... it hurts my tummy

ready.

based Canadian Costco member

>>19809318
Nah, I used someone else's card.

>>19809231
Caramelize onions and add hummus with lettuce and make a lettuce wrap

>>19809314
retard leaf

>>19809171
I drink beer and eat popcorn

>>19809171
popcorn

make fried rice. if you have rice, eggs, onion, and some freezer peas/corn and asian condiments you can do it up. you don't have to have leftover rice; you can cook a batch and chuck it in the freezer on a sheet pan. throw whatever you got in there--proteins, vegetables, salty flavors, whatever. easy, fun, delicious. i eat way too much 3am drunk fried rice lately.

>>19809446
>>19809479
this is a good answer, as long as you make it in a pot and not microwave or some other bullshit nonsense. also get some nutritional yeast or cheese powder to toss on that stuff. i usually use coconut oil to make popcorn. it's nums.

>>19809171
Tea with sugar

>>19809513
> do it up
haven't heard that in a while

>>19809523
not too much before bed, papa

>>19809268
The fridge was full of mold
Vacation, free fridge, or something else?

>>19809208
So why did you make a post about what to do?
Get a grip

>>19809616
incel fridge

>>19809604
Woke up needing a big pee :(

>>19809616
God damn, /ck/ always guesses the correct answer. You'll always be smarter and more clever than any girlfriend I have.

Anyway, yes, I emptied my fridge the day before leaving, keeping both fridge doors open 24 hours before heading out. All good, no pool of water, the doors can be shut, right?
>Nope

>>19810148
Me too, papa. I'm worried cus my friends at school say it is very unhealthy to wake up in the night chronically

>>19809171
order mcdonalds

>>19809171
Go to sleep.

>>19809273
>Unseasoned tofu
Mmmm, white block taste. My favourite!

>>19809171
uber eats yourself something tasty

>>19811218
Haha papa, stop teasing me

pee nutt butt her gel yee sand witch

>>19809181
Do you have any idea how much I weight? and how much I lift? yeah you don't.....

>>19809171
air popped popcorn

get a shell bell instead

I'll cook you something nice tonight, papa

>>19812064
what is that, papa?

julienne!!!!

grrrrrr..... waiting >.<

that..... took a while... sorry!

>>19809171
Any 24 hour supermarkets in your area?

>>19812493
no, I live in Gatineau :(

>>19812621
I don't know what you mean by that

I literally mean No. I live in a small westerner city... >>19812643

>>19809231
>T&T
>English and French labeling
Leaf detected, no wonder you're starving
>nori in the fridge
kek. It should be in a dry place without condensation. You can safely keep it in the cupboard for a long time.
>opened tofu uncovered in the fridge
Put it in a container and add extra water so that it's covered.
>produce in plastic bags in the fridge
This makes it go soggy and bad much faster. Put it in the crisper drawer
>oranges in crisper drawer
They don't need to be in the drawer or even the fridge.

>>19812757
hey Papa, I'm sorry to let you down. I will fix this, but I'm low on counter space...

>>19812779
god damn son. coulda just had some ramen with tofu, egg, and nori.

>>19809231
make an OG caesar salad with the romain

>>19809171
>deenz
>pickles
>sandwich cheeses
>bread toasted and torn apart
EZ

>>19813074
you dont like fried rice, papa?

>>19809171
Make some food, put it in the fridge, take it out a few minutes later

WAHLAH, leftovers

>>19814066
you're so silly, papa, hehe thank you papa

>>19812434
you took my advice on the fried rice! how did it turn out? it doesn't generally turn out great if using fresh hot rice. here's i usually do it these days: hot pan, oil, aromatics, rice, stir fry until getting nice and toasty, make well in center, put in whisked egg(s) and scramble up, mix throughout, toss in big pile of thawed peas and corn, season with soy sauce/salt/fish sauce/oyster sauce/whatever, keep frying til veggies are hot and maybe a little blistered, check seasoning, cram.

>>19811989
>how much I lift
How much does a gun weigh?
Fucking gym fag

>>19815655
Yummy yummy recipe! Roasty toasty rice!!!!!

flour, water, two eggs, salt, turmeric for color
combine
boil water, take a spoonful of dough, wet knife in boiling water, chop dough into water
make spaetzle
chop onions, throw in rendered lard, add paprika and water, reduce for 15min, add green onions and sour cream, mix in spaetzle. bam.
eastern european poverty meal that tastes good

I'm sneaking on of papa's beers tonight hehe

another 11pm supper

I'm still awake

>>19809171
>walk to wawa
>get a decent cheesteak

I don't know how alcoholics live outside of walkable areas

>>19815854
You’re cooking lettuce?

Bag of cheese in the bed

>>19815867
You could have just gone to bed instead of stuffing your fat mouth like the white woman you are

>>19816504
eating is comfy, I like being happy

>>19809171
unironically go to sleep harder

Scrabled egg sandwich

>>19818005
based!!!

well, it's that time again, grub

IS ANYBODY OUT THERE

SAY SOMETHING!!!

I dont like cramming soup.

time to dry

wa
la

time to watch lost in translation

>>19809171
Order fast food, then disguise it as your own cooking.

>>19819245
Which language are you translating Lost into?

>>19820662
>ignores the verb to watch
ngmi as a comedian, ever

>>19820738
Never going to make it as a woman, ever.

>>19809171
Either not eating or eating outside.
If I HAVE to cook for some reason, probably cheese on a toast with some kind of salted protein and some sweet/acidic veggie