/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19817852
Only losers do drugs

Even good shortbread tends to be dry. That gets by vote

just eat them with tea

>>19817852
man its as if you're supposed to eat them with a drink

>>19817852
The first 4 would all be amazing high or sober

>>19817852

DUDE

>>19817852
Best way to identify subhumans? For me its if they have the chocolate-covered hobnobs. ACTUAL hobnobs are so great.

>>19817856
fpbp

>>19817852
DUDE

you dip them in milk, coffee, or tea, genius

>Bamboula's Village (French: Village de Bamboula) was an attempt to recreate an Ivory Coast village within the Planète Sauvage zoo (then known as Safari Africain) in Port-Saint-Père, near Nantes, in France. It is considered the last[citation needed] human zoo in France.
>In 1994, the biscuit brand Biscuiterie Saint-Michel teamed up with the safari park to create the village, naming it "Bamboula's Village" after its "Bamboula" chocolate biscuits, which had a black mascot with the same name (a racial slur, dating from colonial times). The village was constructed in the winter of 1993.
>Anti-racist organisations and unions formed the group "Non à la réserve humaine" ["No to the Human Zoo"] and began legal action against the park. By the time that the court had sent an expert to document human-rights violations, the performers had been ordered out of the country. The village was closed in September of 1994. The park had to pay a symbolic one French franc (€0.15) in damages, plus legal fees.

>>19817852
Why do British people name things like they're toddlers?

>he thinks any of those are dry

>>19817852
Custard creams + coffee mxed together tastes like caramel

>>19818468
That's too many words so just tell me, should I keep buying these things or not? I'm racist btw.

for me its malted milk biscuits

>>19817852
The reigning champ is hard tack. It will never be unseated. Everything in OP pic is actually edible in that form. Hard tack is not.

>>19817856
Only users lose drugs.

>>19817856
>4chan
>losers
No shit Sherlock, go back to Facebook then,queer

>>19817856
only psychopaths can stay sober

>>19819198
retarded claim, psychopaths are notoriously bad substance abusers and alcoholics

>>19817852
i won't hear a word said against bourbon biscuits

>>19817852
>Blocks all their paths.
>"heh, pathetic"

>>19819266
i'm not sure this is the right texture to dunk into my tea

>>19817852
my wife's pussy

>>19818922
I got very drunk when I was 18. I basically raided my mates kitchen and ate an entire box of weeabix minis dry. Not the weetabix minis with fruit or chocolate in no, he regular kind. I woke up on his sofa in the morning covered in crumbs and weetabix remains, wih the dryest mouth I've ever had. I was fucking awful.

>>19817856
This

"Jammy dodger" feels like it could be a really scathing insult in some parts of Britain.

>>19820174
That's just what I call it when she moves out of the way while I'm giving a facial.

>>19819114
>The reigning champ is hard tack
So... >>19817864?

>>19817856
This is objectively untrue by basically every standard of 'winner' except for deus vult trad-larpers

>>19817856
Based, I'm getting high right now.

>>19820879
I'll be joining you in about 3 hours

>>19817856
BTFO in one post.
Checkmate atheists

>>19818922
>Butter
>Honey or maple syrup
>Glass of milk
Deconstructed Weet-Bix on toast.

>>19817852
These are great Brit Biscuits but the driest has to go to Jacobs cream crackers. Not really a biscuit but if you've eaten then, you know what I mean.

I suppose the driest is the rich tea or maybe Ginger nut but we dunk those anyway.

>cookies/biscuits are the dryest thing ever
lol

>>19817852
Haitian mud cookies

Idunno, I often try to smash a box of these and on more than one occasion I've nearly choked to death on thick dry wads of flour getting stuck in my throat

>>19823039
It's not your fault, your handler shouldn't be letting you eat unsupervised

>>19823149
thanks for understanding anon

>>19818922
Buttered Weetabix, used to eat loads of that.

>>19817852
I think the driest has to be Rich Tea but like another anon said, those are made for dunking.

I do remember (many moons ago) spreading butter on digestives and eating shedloads of those.

>>19818473
Why are you such a dour, joyless cunt that a whimsically named cookie bunches your panties this badly?

>>19817972
WEED

>>19817856
You use 4chan how is that different?

MAKE WAY FOR THE SUPERIOR DRY-ASS BISCUIT

>>19817852
you are like a babby watch this!