/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Reddit ketchup

>>19816198
It's literally called hot sauce on Amazon.....

Ingredients:

Tomatoes (Tomatoes And Fire Roasted Tomatoes, Tomato Juice, Citric Acid, Calcium Chloride), White Wine Vinegar, Carrots, Water, Yellow Onion, Habanero Chili Pepper (Habanero Chili Peppers, Water, Salt, Citric Acid), Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, Water, Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Spices), Organic Cane Sugar, Salt, Modified Food Starch, Garlic, Sunflower Oil, Herbs And Spices.

>tomatoes
>more tomatoes
>even more tomatoes
>vinegar (mostly water)
>carrots
>straight up water
>yellow onion
>finally get to the actual chili pepper (with extra water added)
>sugar
>modified good starch (thickener so you don't realize you're just buying tomato juice)
>sneed oil
>"herbs and spices"
Certified Reddit Gold!

>>19816206
DISGUSTING BLENDED SCAM SALSA IN A SHITTY BOTTLE. MADE BY A PROUDLY WOMAN OWNED BUSINESS. THEY ARE CLASSIC PORTLAND COMMUNISTS AND WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU DEAD, BUT BEFORE THAT THEY WILL SPAM AND SHILL ON 4CHANNEL IN AN ATTEMPT TO STEAL YOUR MONEY. OVER 10 YEARS OF SHILLING AND SPAMMING THIS BOARD.

EVERY POST YOU SEE ABOUT THIS SCAM SALSA IN PLASTIC BOTTLE IS A LIE AND ENTIRELY FALSIFIED.

GO TO THE REFRIGERATED SECTION AND BUY A CONTAINER OF FRESH SALSA. YOU WILL SAVE MONEY AND NOT GET SCAMMED BY COMMUNISTS.

>>19816220
EXCUSE ME. EVERY POSITIVE POST YOU SEE IS A LIE. I AM SPEAKING THE TRUTH FOR ALL TO BEHOLD.

NOW LOOK HERE. IF YOU BUY THIS SCAM SALSA REDDIT KETCHUP THESE ARE THE PEOPLE STEALING YOUR MONEY. IMAGINE GIVING THESE COMMUNISTS YOUR MONEY.

MASKED UP, VAXXED TO THE MAX, AND HOPING FOR YOUR DEATH AND MONEY.

habanero is spicy so they use less chili

>>19816248
>habanero is spicy so they use less chili
Source? There literally both peppers

>>19816248
SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP JAY. WE ALL KNOW IT'S YOU AND NOT SOME RANDO.

NOW EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOU HAVE PEDOPHILE DOGWHISTLE IMAGERY ON YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.

Yellowbird's the better condiment

>>19816262
It isn't a scam either.

Why did the shilling pick up again

>>19816195
Hey! I've been seeing this hot sauce alot lately, any good??

>>19816300
My powerful and highly effective campaign against the shills is making them seethe so badly that they MUST POOOOOOAAASSSTTTTT.

and then I get to have so much fun spreading the truth about the evil people trying to scam you. Every thread they make. Every mention in a hot sauce general will be met with pure and unrelenting destruction. JOIN ME IN THE FUN!

Search secret aardvark on the archives and screenshot egregious and perfectly illustrative examples of their shilling.

Samefag in a careful and concerted way to give many many bad reviews of their disgusting scam salsa. Hire a PI to dig up dirt on the owner and employees of SA.


Have fun with it. Join the battle. Become of a hero and we shall revel in the glory of destroying the most prolific shill on all of ck.

>>19816320
'Vark sauce isn't just a hot sauce, it's a catered experience and a lifestyle.

Did somebody say HOT SAUCE?

>>19816195
>woman owned business
Nope
>women's sports
Nope
>majority women's writing room
Nope
>woman doctor
Nope
>woman pilot
Nope
>woman holes
That'll do
>women comedians
Nope
>woman president
Lolololol
>woman lawyer
Nope
You see where this is going?

>>19816409
Nope

>>19816413
Woman detected

>>19816413
>t. Pic

>women owned
>portland
No thanks

>>19816447
Women are better cooks then men so i don't see how that's a bad thing

>>19816735
>women are better cooks then men
lol
lmao even
Oh sweetie no, the best chefs in the world are men

>>19816735
oi i see this is bait bruv and im not interested even in a little nibble

>>19816220
In 2013 you couldn't really find SA outside of PDX/PNW. By that time it was on half the restaurant tables in Portland, the way tabasco or sriracha is other places. It was pretty funny how mad the flyovers were about not having access to something everybody loved.
>t. one of the posters in that thread

>>19816219
>>tomatoes
>>more tomatoes
>>even more tomatoes
you need to learn how to read an ingredients label

>>19816220
>>19816228
>>19816254
>>19816333
These posts are the terrible result of being irony poisoned and mainlining /pol/ for years.

>>19816219
>>vinegar (mostly water)
Gross. Hand me the 'basco, wouldja? Can't eat eggs without it hehe.

>>19817019
Yes and no
Yes because /ck/ and /pol/ are the same board but with different time schedules
No because Secret Aardvark clearly spams /ck/ and might be a Mossad asset
PARP!

>>19816897
I'm being hyperbolic, but 4 of the first 7 words in the ingredients list are "tomato/tomatoes," also one of those 7 words is "and." Tell me that isn't a little absurd.
>>19817295
Does Tabasco add tomato juice, water, more water, and a thickener to their sauce? No, so shut the fuck up.

>>19816254
Holy crap, no Shekelblatt sauce for me.

I tried this shit at a friends house and it was the most disgusting hot sauce I have ever had. Flavorless, not spicy, the bottle sucks also.