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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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19811085 No.19811085 [Reply] [Original]

>Hey, Anon! Thanks for inviting me over tonight. So you said you were a pretty good cook, right? Can you make something cool for dinner, which meal were you thinking about?

How do you respond here, /ck/

>> No.19811093

It wasn't an invitation, please leave me alone. I said I liked your hair once at Starbucks five weeks ago and you've been following me ever since. If you don't get off my porch I'll be taking legal action.

>> No.19811096

I'm married already. Fuck off.

>> No.19811115
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>>19811085

>> No.19811117

>>19811085
KEK, implying I'd talk to somebody with a forehead tattoo

>> No.19811121

>tattoo on forehead
>nipples as low as belly button

yeah nah i'm good

>> No.19811127

im gay fuck off roastie, im immune to your spell

>> No.19811149

>>19811085
>fat arms (she's gonna get fat all over)
>face tat
>saggers
>bad hairline
Bitch I didn't invite you over
>>19811093
Specific

>> No.19811162

I would have cared. Without the tattoos

>> No.19811173

I'm making bechamel and I have no milk

>> No.19811175

>>19811149
Oh my gosh fat titties the horror!!

>> No.19811180
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>>19811085
Shrimp scampi to carb load for plapping later

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>>19811121
This, shes trash and not worthy of my cuisine.

>> No.19811194

>>19811085
I already told you, I'm making smash burgers with homemade milk buns, ground chuck, and home cured and smoked bacon. Then after you're gonna get nice and drunk and eat my wife's pussy while I fuck your ass.

>> No.19811220

>>19811085
Natalia Polyakova, you are welcome

>> No.19811239
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is milk good for you

>> No.19811246

>>19811220
>Russian and Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): patronymic from the Russian ethnic name polyak 'Pole' (see P
khazar milkers confirmed

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>>19811239
>1.56 MB
Brittany E on my /ck/?
WHAT IN THE FUCK