/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19809265
I've only seen them on interstate rest stops. Never seen one in a neighborhood park.

>>19809265
I would use one in a civilized country.

the heat from the charcoal kills the germs

>>19809265
purify it with fire

I saw these in new vegas

>>19809265
Sure, but only if it doesn’t smell like piss or worse. Then scrub with a wire brush/water. Then cover with foil.

>>19809287
What about one at a time share vacation spot?

>>19809278
right, but you ain't getting urine shit and cum off the grill. you'll just be ingesting slightly burnt urine shit and cum.

It’s safe bigots!

https://www.thekitchn.com/yes-its-safe-to-use-a-public-grill-heres-how-to-do-it-220950

>>19809312
just like mcdonalds

>>19809265
They're perfectly fine. In the old days, you could just walk up to a hobo or troubled teen and ask them to piss and shit in your mouth for a nickel, but that's increasingly difficult these days. So public grills are probably the best way to get the flavour and germs of piss and shit without having to sign up for OnlyFans.

Now, some geniuses like this guy >>19809280 will claim that "the heat of the fire kills the shit", but that's obviously ludicrous. We're not talking about quantum oven technology from 1940s Germany. A fireball of lighter fluid, while impressive to watch, isn't doing anything except giving the shit & piss a slight tasty petroleum sear.

So rest assured, if you use a public grill, you are GUARANTEED to infuse your Impossible Hot Dogs with the rich umami taste of human feces. Your wife should not worry about going all the way to the park without at least getting a taste of a tramp's malt-liquor diarrhea.

>>19809265
i've never used one myself but i've ate from one. came out fine.

>>19809324
All you got to do is use a grill condom!

I clean the ones at my local park every week so families can enjoy them.

>>19809334
piss isn't detergent

my kids had a peppa pig birthday party and we did loaded dogs on the grill with bacon, chili, diced onions, jalepenos, mustard, mayo, ketchup, hot sauce, and nacho cheese

>>19809340
Viritiol isn't personality.

Yeh I was homeless a period of time and used the public barbecues every Sunday when a lady would give out free meat, eggs, etc.
Fun times.

>>19809265
will sometimes see hispanic or black families throwing some party at the park while playing disc golf and use the park grills.

>>19809342
then you took it all home unopened because kids want a hotdog with maybe ketchup

>>19809349
https://youtu.be/LALYlJ043DM?si=wxax_c06Lt2nSYcT

That's not a public bbq
This is a public bbq

>>19809265
your wife already had worse things in her mouth, one sausage from the hobo designated shitting grill won't harm her

>>19809265
These were everywhere in australia except they weren't grills they were all flat metal. Disgusting.

they sit out in the elements, bugs and fauna are attracted by the residue of food

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>>19809380
I do it for free :)

>>19809359
here in AU we have these instead

just chuck some tinfoil on top of the bbq & you're good

>>19809415
Your mom lets you have abo feces AND aluminum in your food? Based!

>>19809421
mum*

>>19809415
We use to turn them on, put cardboard on them and sleep on them when we were underaged drinking.
Then the cops would roll up and take us home.

>>19809265
My relatives like to use them to host parties in the park, they scrub them down hard and then use foil, it came out fine and I even had seconds.

>>19809421
>>19809433
*aluminium

>>19809312
Just bring a grill brush and scrub the grates after the piss and cum turns into carbon.

>>19809449
>"I even had seconds"
>2nds
>Number 2s
Yes, you definitely got some Number 2s, kiddo.

>>19809466
You okay, man? You know the green text already implies quoting, you don't need the "".

>>19809265
You mean homeless toilets? No

How many of you people watch homeless people jerk off on grills jesus christ

>>19809334
Thank you for your service. There's nothing worse than shitting on a dirty grill and getting black lines on your arse.

>>19809265
Black families fight over who gets to use the grill at the park. They have generational feuds over it.

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>>19809489
Ahem

>>19809500
you just know he didn't clean it first

>>19809500
>the Mexican cop from Dexter likes a little fecal schmear on his circumcised hot dogs
OK

>>19809503
He's immune to all food borne illness
>>19809508
Barry was such a better version of Dexter it isn't even funny.

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>>19809330
Enjoy your parkinsons

>>19809330
Junkie piss and shit are still getting on your food from the hot air

>>19809534
At a more basic level, foilfags and propanefags might as well be microwaving their weenies.
>taste the meat not the heat
I want to taste the heat, that's why I'm grilling.

>>19809342
What are the racial statistics of your neighborhood?

>>19809265
>at the park
Fuck no. I'll use one in a campground you got to pay to get into sure, but not a fucking public park.

Personally I prefer a portable butane grill to be honest.
Or the drum of a washing machine with a grill on top like I use generally.

I see ethnic types using them at Castle Island in the summer. I've never seen white people use them. It's always a big group of project residents who managed to make their way down from the rotary or assorted brownoids who can't speak English.

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>>19809365
Cuck griddles for emasulated transports who aren't loicensed to play with fire. But the flat surfaces are much more efficient at collecting excrement, so that's a plus, and Australian hobo piss tends to be sweet, due to the goon.

>>19809553
it's been an hour and a half. take your break.

>>19809265
Just wanted to say congrats, this is great thread. The /ck/ moderators usually delete posts about licking toilets in bus depots, but you've finally found a way in, suitable for a "blue board" with fucking porn ads.

>>19809556
We get paid by the hour and this is more entertaining than reposting the Burger King Ghost Pepper Whopper thread,

>>19809270
We have them in the park that has a lake near me

>>19809359
You could set up one of these but you would need to have time to let it cool off before you could move it

>>19809576
You mean Stankbottom Lake? The lake that people use to wash they ass after shitting in the grills?

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>>19809585
https://thesuffieldobserver.com/2016/10/sunrise-park-a-hidden-gem/

>>19809594
Lmao their website doesn’t work, oh well you have google

>>19809594
I actually know the guy who wrote this his name is Lester the molester

>>19809265
Are those things even installed anymore in sissified “OH NO IT WILL BURN THE PARK DOWN” society? I remember in the 80’s seeing the occasional family using them and my parents laughing and calling them disgusting. I don’t think anybody ever cleaned them.

>>19809594
ENHANCE

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>>19809553
What is this obsession with piss and shit??? This has to be just a singular anon.
Quite deranged and autistic what the fuck.

>>19809610
You are going to hell for this.

>>19809597
>grills are used for disposing of dog shit
That's where I draw the line. Public grills are to be used ONLY for human defecation. DIS-GUS-TENG.

>>19809612
My only guess is that ScatAnon was molested as a child, leading to his obsession with scat and watersports and cum. Sad, many such cases.

>>19809265
>woman
>doesn't understand how heat works
It checks out.

>>19809612
too much cramming from his goblina wife

>>19809628
The heat of the grill cooks the feces. So it's not a problem unless you're trying to make shit sashimi.

>>19809632
Anon, do you need to talk? Why is feces always on your mind?

>>19809628
Clearly you have never tried to grill anything.
>t girl

>>19809632
I live among white people that actually respect law and order, hence we don't have to worry about feces in our public park grills.

Sorry about whatever pathetic shithole you're stuck in...

>>19809637
I get the feeling this doesn't happen at all, and anon is just mentally ill, germaphobe potentially.

>>19809637
>muh white society
Have you ever attempted to use a park grill? Yeah no that is what I thought.

>>19809312
thats where the flavor cums from
who cares as long as it sanitary through sterilization from fire

>>19809312
urine has ammonia. ammonia is a cleaning agent

>>19809639
Have you...? did you find shit and piss on it?

>>19809643
They’re always crusty and filled with old briquettes from the last ten drunks who decided to FIRE ‘ER UP.

My dad did and he got yelled at by a forest service cunt. It was a public park by a lake in california and they got mad at him for grilling lunch on a grill that they installed for people to grill on.

>>19809648
LOL I believe it.

>>19809646
So no piss or shit.
Perhaps, use your hand to clean up the big things. The crustiness, fire it up super high heat, crust comes right off.

>>19809648
Too bad you didnt all commit suicide and rid us of a few californians

>>19809612
bruh i was only 8yo when my parents taught me to never trust public grills because even my boomers knew that there was something in the water causing the homeless to shit and piss in the local grills.

>>19809651
Ah, okay. So spend 20 minutes scrubbing the crust off the grill and emptying the piles of briquettes out to grill my food that will taste like kerosine from drunks flaming it up? Yeah no

>>19809654
Brainwashed, the government doesn't want you to know this, but you can take the public grills home for free. I have 19 public grills.

>>19809650
Yep, there was literally nothing around, hundreds of feet in any direction all you could see was sand and water. And a couple trees. Not even grass or brush that could burn. That's why I don't pay taxes.
>>19809652
We're not all like that, plus I'm from Wisconsin.

>>19809657
I'm not sure what else to say anon, I too wish they were all spotless, but some preparation is required. Alternatively, try a different grill you may have better luck. Also, kerosene leaves no taste after being burnt.

>>19809660
> kerosene leaves no taste after being burnt.
You don’t grill lol

>>19809662
If you use it with your food, then yeah it'll leave some flavor. I'm talking about heating afterwards, when the next person is trying.

>>19809663
Yeah that’s what I’m talking about, too. You catch the Covid or something?

>>19809665
I've never experienced that but I've only used these public grills a handful of times so it's anecdotal I guess

>>19809265
Uh, you guys wanna talk about soup?

>>19809672
I had some lobster bisque, it was deeply savory and salty, with a hint of sweetness.

portable charcoal grills are easy to trasport and can be very cheap.
why bothering with the gross communal ones

>>19809265
Yeah, I've seen immigrants using them.

>>19809265
Why do people piss in these things? I don't get it.

>>19809265
I've used one. I've used one recently.

>>19809265
Only use these in a high class neighborhood where homeless are usually kicked out and don't exist there.

>>19809817
same prank like someone putting a kick me sign on your back. it's just a 'fuck you' to society, they want people to eat their pee essence.

>>19809830
Funny how liberal neighborhoods never want what they voted for

public grills are pretty common in finland

>>19809500
yeh nah that's not right. You're suppose to get it up to red hot temps, then give it a pre-scrub.

>>19809324
public grill? more like public urinal right fellas

>>19809265
I'm not an apartmentcuck, have a house big enough to entertain and have a grill and smoker, so fuck no I don't use these.

>>19809837
Oh, they do, just not in their backyard. For years my area has been crushed by illegal invaders stealing most of the lower-class jobs (that they “take jobs nobody wants” is a corporate LIE) and I could write paragraphs about how they’ve destroyed our economy from the bottom up, the drain they are on our infrastructure, how cost of living has gone up beyond what our own poor and lower class can afford driving up homelessness, the crime they’ve brought in, but your typical big-city liberal idiot will cry “RACIST” or say “lol go to skool git a reel job.” Now that the south is quite literally FULL and these invaders are being shipped to NYC now they cry. “These little girls selling candy in our subways make us look like a third-world country! Make them go away!” Fuuuuuuuuuuck you.

>>19810211
Okay, we deported them all. A head of lettuce is now $25. Have a nice day.

>>19810216
See? Corporate brainwashing. We picked our own lettuce just fine and it was not $25. But do please keep letting illegal invader trash in who won’t speak English and put their children to work with them (which THEY DO) to also steal all of the jobs in chicken plants, meat packing, handy man, landscaping, construction, back of house kitchens, cleaning hotels, housekeeping… just put everybody who used to work those jobs out in the street while your food still costs more each month. Fucking idiot.

Not in America but in countries that have a less abjectly horrid public, yes. I would use one in Switzerland. I would never use one in the US.

>>19810211
>that they “take jobs nobody wants” is a corporate LIE
then why weren't they filled before the immigrants came in and took them? oh probably because no one wanted them. didn't think that one through did you?

>I could write paragraphs about how they’ve destroyed our economy from the bottom up
i'd love to hear how poor people are ruining this economy over, say, people with a lot more power and influence in society

>>19810211
>Now that the south is quite literally FULL and these invaders are being shipped to NYC now they cry.
They should blame their ancestors for bringing over niggers in the first place because they were too lazy to pick the cotton/tobacco

>>19810231
Those jobs all suck and are for a permanent yet placated underclass to do, not my problem if Americans are now collectively so well off/know their worth that they don't want to literally shit their pants while on a Perdue chicken deboning line anymore. Well, not without $20 an hour

>>19810244
>then why weren't they filled before the immigrants came in and took them?
Because they fired people/would not rehire them/deliberately posted low wages to discourage applicants so they could go crying to the government about a “labor shortage” for permission to employ foreigners. You don’t know shit, retard. The Mississippi Delta is the poorest part of our country and Tyson fired all of the locals to hire illegals so they could pay them less, work them for unreasonable hours, and turn a blind eye to them bringing their children in to clean after hours. Want to know what was outside of those plants after the Trump administration completed the biggest single-state ICE raid in American history? A line of American poors waiting to apply for those jobs, and some of them had been fired to be replaced by cheap third-world trash. The POOREST part of our country and Tyson didn’t want to pay Americans who lived there. Tyson even stole SSNs to forge legit-looking paperwork, kicking other Americans across the country off of their disability because Uncle Sam thought they were working at a goddamn chicken plant in Mississippi. You can die in a fire, sir.

>>19810275
I don't care about poor people having jobs. I want cheaper chicken.

>>19809324
>It's safe to use a public grill.
>t. someone who never has and never will use a public grill

>>19810275
I don't believe you. : )

>>19809500
What's with the hubcap on top of the coals?

>>19809265
Ignore the anons saying use foil, just buy some of this steel diamond lattice and lay it on top. Better heat distribution, grill marks, reusable, and no mystery chems

>>19810275
Everything you described is how capitalism works. Seek to minimize costs through any means necessary. What's wrong, you don't like capitalism? You a commie you faggot? You better not be or you can get the hell out of my country

>>19809265
Yes my black friends use them all the time. But they always cover the grate with aluminum to keep the ashes off the food.

>>19809278
Kek

>>19809839
I've never seen any that were that nice here in the states.

>>19810381
Truly a mystery.

>>19809265
The beach near me has a ton of these and every weekend each and every one is filled with mexican families grilling dogs and hot dogs too and enjoying a day at the beach.

>>19809265
Yes. When I was a kid in the 90’s. Nowadays never, see:
>>19809276

>>19809265
Yes, you just wipe it down beforehand. Once it's hot enough to cook chicken, anything that may have been living on/in it is gone or dead. The public tables/benches you eat your grilled food on are more of a risk, for that I'd say bring some sanitizer, a rag and a tablecloth or something

>>19810303
Seasoning

OP lives in a diverse area, guaranteed.

>>19809350
You have nobody but yourself to blame if your kids are picky eaters. You spoiled them, and you consistently cave to pressure (from a child lol)

>>19809612
buddy if you are okay with using a grill that some guy probably shit and pissed on. that's fine. i'm just letting you know that there is probably shit and piss on it at some point. fire alone, sure you can sterilize it, but that don't mean there aren't traces of shit and piss on it. i work with sterilization. sterilization doesn't remove toxins resulting from dead bacteria.

>>19810577
People don't piss and shit on everything in decent places.

>>19810586
A park in the average Western city is not at all a decent place and hasn't been for decades

>>19809449
What's the point of scrubbing them if you're using foil?

>>19810593
Well no shit. If you live in a big city then you deserve everything that happens to you. Your choice to live there.

>>19810577
> i work with sterilization
I don't know if being a janitor qualifies you to speak with authority on sterilisation.

>>19810648
alright anon. tell me how you remove toxins from a public grill. have you cleaned the grill first? put it through the ultrasonic scrubber first? do you just use soap and water and say that's good enough? i mean sure we all have different standards of cleanliness but yeah when it comes to shit and piss. i'll err on the safer side.

i mean really, is it really worth all that trouble instead of just buying some cheap ass grill you can bring to the park yourself and not have to worry about anybody else's shit and piss?

>>19810658
ok, relax jann-i mean master of the custodial arts. we get it, you know how to clean things

>>19809540
>I want to taste the heat, that's why I'm grilling.

If you’re cooking over gas, why are you even outside?

Heat the fuck out of the grill and all organic matter breaks down to carbon, it's how they dispose of medical waste.
>b-b-b-but a turd might have once been there!
Meanwhile you use public restrooms and get actual lung fulls of piss and shit every time without a second thought.

>>19810658
POO AND PISS???
OMG

>>19810646
some of us were born there its not like we have a choice

>>19809265
I saw a homeless guy giving an old man a blumpkin while he was sitting on one of these park grills in Baltimore. I'm not sure if they agreed upon a blumpkin first or just a regular bj that turned into a blumpkin.

>>19810924
If you're above the age of 18 then yes, you are choosing to live there at this point.

They're homeless toilets, never stops the indians or the muslims or chinese from using them though.

They're just used to cooking with shit I guess.

>>19809265
I used these all the time when we'd go to parks as a teen, would bring my wire brush, get the fire nice and hot, then scrub the grill down well with the brush.
I'm sure your wife is lovely, but she's just needlessly squeamish. Educate her, anon!

>>19809265
I don't like those types of urinals so only use them when really drunk
They don't even flush properly

>>19809500
Why am I not surprised

>>19810953
>encounter new word
>decide to look it up
>wisely enable Safe Search first
>am glad I did
holy shit that's disgusting

>>19811002
the irish too

>>19809839
thats easily enough seating for 64 people! there is absolutely no way those two tiny grills are enough to cook for that many people to

test

I’ve used them but always lay down some foil over it

>>19809612
3rdies that have basketball players and homeless people in their towns
we dont have them here and the local council cleans them daily so our park bbqs are actually clean

>>19809328
great post anon

>>19809500
>uses his right hand
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>19809330
defeats the purpose of grilling

>>19810646
You say that now, but it's just a matter of time till a bus line or an Amazon comes to your sleepy little town and the browns and schizos flood in. Unless you are truly in the middle of nowhere, you are not safe

>>19810320
We march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant
But we have the power

>>19809654
Well, we know what they looked like

>>19812578
>thinking it's barq's
You're the one outing yourself.

>>19809330
Lucky foil!

>>19811481
The purpose of grilling is to cook food so no it does not defeat the purpose retard

>>19812632
the purpose of grilling is to cook food with minimal surface contact allowing the rendered fat and/or juices to drip off rather than pooling around the food. At that point, you might as well bring a pan with you.

>>19811232
If my finnish stereotyping is correct that is seating for 16 people.

>>19812590
Nigger detected.

Go change the batteries in your smoke detector.

https://www.barqs.com/products/root-beer

>>19812767
>buying a domain name just to troll on 4chan
Get a life.

I use them fairly frequently during summer with my mates.

>>19812868
>Not just being able to read cursive
Get an education and an IQ over room temperature.

A basic portable charcoal grill is like $30. Why bother using a public one?

>>19809612
Also where do these people live that there are even homeless people?

>>19813631
Go back to /v/ you tourist, you keep outing yourself

I just pissed on one last night. Felt good man.

>>19813631
It very clearly says Bangs

>>19812767
>Go change the batteries in your smoke detector.
I just realised that is what the beeping noise is in my kitchen damn

>>19809265
People do a lot of gross shit at public parks. Sometimes literal shit.
Sitting on the bench or using the tables is probably a risk of being expose to some person Hep C piss or MRSA.

>>19809612
it's a grill left out in the open
even if it's in a secluded camping area, sure you may not have a constant influx of mexicans and bums but birds, squirrels, and other animals will piss and shit all over it

Grilling some stuff, stick around for dogs, wings, and a surprise 3rd item...

Coals almost ready. Dont worry, I already pissed on the grates.

>>19814108
meh, MRSA ain't shit

Fire will kill everything bad in that grill
And why is this board full of actual subhumans obsessed with shit, piss and semen

Cooper american cheese. Farmers market beefsteak tomato, white bread, and butter.

Grilled cheese. Nice browning on the edge of the cheese...

4 minutes a side. Pretty happy with the result. Never cooked a grilled cheese on a grill before.

Money shot. A quality tomato really elevates a basic bitch grilled cheese. Adds a nice jammy quality to the warm tomato.

Yeah i would clean it thoroughly, burn for a long whioe without cooking anything then clean it again
More hygienic than eating a cat person's house definitely

Natural casing hotdogs. Fork in the Road brand.

>>19810677
Because cooking with combustible fuel inside is for the unevolved

Yellow mustard. Usually I add white onions, which I would soak in ice water. Improves the crunchiness while mellowing out the strong flavor of the onion.

I lived in a richfag town in New England and had swimming places with open grills. Never saw anyone pissing in them, which seems a bit too difficult to bother with. However, they'd get rusty.

>>19809638
Personally, I've never seen a public grill with mounds of shit on it in my life. Now, is it possible? Absolutely, I'm sure some influencer or hobo could be conned into shitting in public on one of them for internet fame or drugs, but given the whole illegal nature of having your ass or dick out, it's not going to be a thing unless you live in a lawless Democrat-run city that loves homeless shit everywhere (like San Fran). If your area doesn't have a poop map for it, it's probably fine. And if you live in places like San Fran, well, you are already breathing in that fine hobo poop infused air wherever you go anyway.

>>19809648
Probably because of some continual burn ban or some shit your dad ignored when entering the park, given how paranoid Califags are about forest fires. Shoulda pooped on it in front of them, Califags don't have police anyway anymore.

I love that these threads exist. It keeps people away from parks so I can actually enjoy them instead of sharing them with loud spergs

>>19809265
homeless people shit and piss into these

>HURR HURR DURR DURRRRRR DURR WHAT IF I LIVE IN A SOCIETY HURR HURRRRR
>WHERE PEOPLE DONT SHIT AND PISS AND CUM INTO PUBLIC GRILL TOILETS
>HURR HURR DURR DURR
Ok then what do you do about the birds and squirrels and raccoons and deer shitting in them?

>>19809265
>caring about the opinion of tits
ngmi

>>19809265
Have I ever seen black people? Yes. Yes, I have, sadly.

>>19815104
>More hygienic than eating a cat person's house definitely

>t. termite

>>19815327
Only one of those exists here and just clean it before you use it.
It's not complicated.

Once. It was fine, brought something to scrape the grill with

>>19809500
>saves the thread

>>19815521
a urinal cake?

>>19809265
it literally gets set on fire?

>>19809612
4chan users in general display a bizarre obsession with coprophagia. Notice how every time someone makes an analogy here to describe something negative, it's 90% of the time about either eating fecal matter or having one's hypothetical female partner cheat on them.

>>19809648
I'm assuming that your father was being a retard and grilling on a hot arid day

>>19815504
If I take a steaming viscous shit to fill up your bowl, would you eat from it after washing it?

one time I saw a tweaked out hobo do explosive diarrhea into a public grill

>>19815695
I'm assuming that your father was a retarded faggot who got his neghole pozzed in a YMCA sauna by another retarded faggot and he died of AIDS and being the world's biggest faggot ever until that title transferred to you after he died doing what he loved most; having AIDS and being a retarded faggot. Fuck you and shut the fuck up.
>>19815113
>using literally any kind of onions except red
Ngmi.

I once had to explain public park grills to my Japanese professor. She was genuinely so fascinated by the fact they were just free and anyone could use them- there were not like a rental service

>>19809276
Public grills are an advent of monoculture, 100%

>>19809312
All the food eat is no different. Plants grow out of poop, and animals eat plants.

>>19809265
Never used them. Even growing up poor we brought our own grill, knowing the public ones no doubt have piss and shit

>>19815708
Yeah, it's been washed.

I took a nice shiny shit on one of those and then put an 'Out of Order' sign on there.

>>19809380
I knew she looked familiar. Poo Alexa.

>>19815086
This shot looks fucking delicious