/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What’s everyone’s favorite substitute for the rooster sauce?

>>19786901
that guys wife/gf seems like kind of a whore

>Greetings fellow redditors! Have you dothed your cap today? Aren't we such alpha males for imbibing in le epic hot sauces! It's the mark of a true alpha male to consume neat capsaicin! Anyway, farewell fellow hot sauce enthusiasts, my microwave meal for one is ready and I need to drench it in my captain collonics satanic ass blaster sauce.

>>19787191
What?

>/hsg/ - Hot Sauce General

>>19787191
I say this.

>>19787191
>>19787272
proof that white people season they food

>>19787181

Valentina
/thread

>>19787261

It's what you sound like you fat, fedora tipping, redditor cunt.

>>19786901
>>19787174
>>19787181
>>19787191
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>>19787272
>>19787274
>>19787285
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>>19787298
did someone say...

When I worked at the library, my boss would sometimes bring in tortilla chips, Mrs. Renfro’s salsa, and a hot sauce, usually Cholula.

I never quite Underwood what we were supposed to do with the hot sauce, though. Mix it in with the salsa? Use it instead of the salsa? Put on some salsa and then some hot sauce, which seems like a lot of trouble?

>>19786901
whats the difference between adding hot suaces into gravy and simply ust adding the spices use in that hot suace?

>>19787713

Autistic retard.

>hurrr I need this to be spelled out to me because I'm too fucking retarded to do what I want to and need the spic to tell me exactly what to do. Hurrrrr.

Just eat the sauce you cunt.

>>19787725
Are you usually served hot sauce alongside chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant? No? Then fuck off.

>>19787713
>Mrs. Renfro’s salsa
Good choice

>>19787731

Go fuck your grandmother you little mexican goblin.

>>19787746
I accept your concession.

>>19787756

I'll put hot sauce on what I want m8. I don't need to get permission or analyse it like rainman unlike you.

>>19787802
How’s it feel to lose an argument so badly?

>>19787735
probably the best of the shelf stable salsas aside from Frontera and maybe Gringo Mountain or whatever that one is called

>>19787821

Losing to a retard? Nah mate, he loses by default.

What’s a good hot sauce for Canadian cuisine?

>>19788187
maple syrup and red pepper flakes

>>19786901
Tabasco Chipotle reminds me of Worcestershire + A1 and a very small shake of Tabasco.
Based on that, I say go for it.

>>19788187
Chinese cum and Indian poo.

>>19787713
Yeah, I don't get it either. That other guy's a spaz.

Reposting from other thread.
Most recent hot sauce order.

Gimme suggestions of some of your favorite craft hot sauces, I've just about tried everything available from this purveyor

For anyone who likes chili oils, this stuff is 1000%
Even better than the Chinese style chili oils. I suggest starting with the "hot" one. Extremely good flavor, like, amazingly good. Tastes like it's more than chili and oil, there's this sweet flavor on the finish, but yet there's no sugar in it, extremely good

>>19787174
for me, it's the vark

it ain't a proper burger if you haven't put any dirty dick on it imo

>>19788820
How do you personally use it with regular everyday meals?

>>19789386
god, I once bought some dino nuggets because they were the only things left during the start of the pandemic when everyone was hoarding everything.

they were so rubbery and weirdly sweet and disgusting. I threw them out

>>19789591
>he got filtered by nugs

>>19786901
Anyone seen the Taco Bell Verde in stores? I haven’t for years, just mild, hot, and occasionally Fire.

I saw Bufalo mentioned on some clickbait site as one of the "main Mexican hot sauces" alongside Valentina and Cholula, but I've never seen it on a restaurant table. Any good?

Get this up ya.

>>19789386
Good to stir fry with. Tasty on sandwiches. Good in soups. I put it on nearly everything. Sliced baguette with cheese and chili oil is great too. Salads. Rice. Takeout.. I mean, it's good with just about anything except sweets, or foods which are already really oily.

>>19788856

Can't stand these fruit based sauces. What do you even put it on?

Saucebros, I need you guys to listen to these guys review sauces so they start doing them again

https://youtube.com/@saucespoken9135?si=7d63iHWINxtqvJgl

>>19788856
The fuck? If I wanted sweet paste on a burger I'd use ketchup

I'm looking for a sauce that has the consistency of tabasco, but with Carolina Reapers instead of Capsicum frutescens

Any suggestions??

>>19786901
I always put tapatio on country fried steak or biscuits & gravy, dunno why you'd think it NOT be good.

if it aint scotch bonnet it bad
simple as

>>19791719
Tapatio has a too overpowering flavor that doesn't compliment the chicken or gravy well.

>>19786901
Ugh, why did they hire an illustrator for this ad when you could just have two dumbass interns make flat inclusive art that ins't so white and filled with microaggressions?

>>19787713
Try every combination possible and determine which is your favorite. Asking mrs.Renfro, or the gifter of sauces could reveal secret traditional techniques as well. You never know what some old mexican does when he's alone with a bottle of hot sauce and a jar of black bean salsa.

>>19788824
SCAM SALSA IN A JAR. REDDIT KETCHUP. THEY HAVE BEEN SHILLING THEIR HOT SAUCE FOR OVER 10 YEARS ON 4CHANNEL. DO NOT FALL FOR THE SCAM. THEY ARE COMMUNISTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU IN LABOR CAMPS.
BUY FRESH SALSA AND YOU CAN GET 3 TIMES AS MUCH FOR SIGNIFICANTLY LESS MONEY THAN A TERRIBLE JAR OF DISGUSTING COMMUNIST SUPPORTING HOT SAUCE!

SEARCH SECRET AARDVARK ON THE ARCHIVES AND YOU WILL SEE A DISGUSTING AMOUNT OF SHILLING SPANNING WELL OVER 10 YEARS.

>>19792653
EXCUSE ME. I MEANT TO SAY SHITTY PLASTIC BOTTLE. ACIDIC FOOD IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE IS LITERAL POISON.

MEET JAY. HE IS A PIZZA LOVING COMMUNIST FROM PORTLAND OREGON. HE IS THE SALES AND SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER. HIS FAVORITE PASTTIMES ARE DRINKING SOY LATTES AT HIS LOCAL ANTIFA CAFE WHILE DISCUSSING THE PLIGHT OF DISENFRANCHISED MINORITIES. HE ALSO LIKES SITTING AT CHILDRENS PLAYGROUNDS WEARING DARK SUNGLASSES AND PRETENDING TO READ A NEWSPAPER.

PLEASE NOTICE THE PIZZA SPECIFICALLY PLACED IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF HIS OFFICIAL PORTRAIT. OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

STARE THESE "PEOPLE" IN THE EYE. UNDERSTAND THAT THEY WANT YOU POOR, FAT, STUPID,CHRONICALLY DEPRESSED, AND DEAD. THEY HATE YOU AND YOU GLADLY FORK OVER YOUR HARD EARNED DOLLARS FOR A PROVEN AND FACTUAL SCAM. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

WE CAN WIN THIS BATTLE IF I CAN GET YOUR SUPPORT. EVERYONE SAY HOW DISGUSTING EVERY ONE OF THEIR SAUCES IS. EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE JAY POSTING ON HERE. IT MUST BE CONSISTENT. IT MUST BE FACTUAL. IT MUST BE POWERFUL AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IT MUST REVEAL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE EVIL PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY AND KILL YOU.

>>19792681
WE CAN DEFEAT THESE PEOPLE! WE HAVE TRUTH ON OUR SIDE!

LOOK AT THE CONTEMPT IN HIS EYES. HE THINKS YOU ARE TOO STUPID AND OBESE TO REALIZE THE SCAM BEING PERPETRATED ON YOUR VERY SOUL AND BEING. SHOW HIM THE TRUTH. MAKE IT CLEAR YOU KNOW IT IS THE WORST SCAM SALSA IN A BOTTLE SOLD AS HOT SAUCE TO HAVE EVER EXISTED! WE WILL DEFEAT THEM!

the absolute state of autsits

do luv me some 'vark

>>19792708

Cunt.

love this shit so much and almost no one around here fucking has it

>>19792714
She wants you dead. She pretends this is the blood of those she has scammed.

>>19792708
Stop shilling your disgusting poison scam on the 4channel jay. Everyone hates you and thinks your political beliefs are remarkably stupid.

IMAGINE ENABLING THIS MAN'S ABILITY TO BUY SOY LATTES AND LARP AS AN ANTIFA COMMUNIST. ALL BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO SEE THAT IT WAS A GIANT AND OBVIOUS SCAM.

THESE PEOPLE ARE THE ESSENCE OF EVIL. MURDEROUS, BABY EATING, SATAN WORSHIPPERS. IT'S SO INCREDIBLY OBVIOUS IF YOU COULD JUST OPEN YOUR EYES.

Marie Sharp's. No xanthan gum or other ultra processed bullshit. Not too hot. Classic habanero taste. The green stuff is even better.

>>19787191
got a hearty kek outta me ill give you that

What’s a good hot sauce for steak?

>>19794520
>woman owned
>portland
well it was good for the last ten years but i guess i’m back to texas pete

Tobasco and Luisnna hot sauce are some of the only foods at Walmart that don’t have any soi or weird chemicals in them. Sad but true

>>19795342
Unfathomably based. Godspeed soldier.

>>19787191
>doth
nice job retard

Bros... invest in hot sauce insurance. My wife's son broke into my hot sauce vault while I was out playing Magic the Gathering last night and had a bottle smashing party in the kitchen. $27,000 worth of hot sauce gone in an evening.

Which hot sauce would you use on pizza?

I come here for the funny reddit man liking hot sauce meme.

>>19786901
they're just trying to sell their hot sauce.
Yeah sure let's just list every food. You can't argue that it doesn't go together.

>>19796623
>You can't argue that it doesn't go together.
That hot sauce doesn’t go in the gravy I put on my thanksgiving turkey? I can absolutely argue that

>>19796451
to me that' skind of heresy, unless the pizza is spicy pepperoni to begin with, but you do you anon
>which
idk really haven't tried any other than tabasco (yuck), I've heard good things bout cholula

>>19796624
Good luck winning a lawsuit with that. I feel like they could just argue that your personal taste is not their responsibility, or that you are a shitty cook.

>>19796692
I... this isn’t court. It’s just my opinion. What point are you trying to make lol

>tfw BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE hits

Is online the only place to get the Underwood sauce? None of my stores have it...

>>19796708
that they can just add gravy to their long list of uses without consequence. like I said originally, they are just trying to sell their sauce.
there is no serious expectation that it's going to be used in some traditional gravy recipes.

imagine getting filtered by hot sauce, weakest of genes, one of many reasons you were kicked out of the gene pool

Ok. Well I was hoping on showing off my home made hotsauce but is that even something anyone here would want to know about?
Or this just a recurring shitpost general that no one takes seriously?

>>19796844
>imagine getting filtered by hot sauce, weakest of genes, one of many reasons you were kicked out of the gene pool

>>19796886
does it has tomatoes though?

>>19796886
I would be interested in such things.

>>19797103
>>19797204
No tomatoes, just a bunch of matured red jalepenos from my garden, left to ferment in a simple salt water brine for 5 days.
once the fermentation is done, I put all the peppers in a blender strained, added like 1/3 cup of apple cider vinegar, added back 1 cup of tthe brine and blended.
As I am autistic and I like my sauce smooth, strained the resulting salsa looking mess and am currently using a dehydrator to save the pulp for seasoning
Ended up with like 24oz of liquid sauce. Good shit, just hurts to breath in my kitchen now.

>>19797263
noice, for me it's tomatoey hot sauces if they're exclussively peppery they're not my thing, like tabasco and siracha

People make fun of tabasco but their non-standard offerings like the chipotle, scorpion pepper, and habanero are good. This one's got a nice smoky fruitiness to it.

>>19798483
The habanero is too sweet

>>19798708
uwatnow?

>>19798708
are you thinking of the chipotle one?

>>19798775
>>19798781
No, the habanero Tabasco has a weird sweetness to it that I find revolting. It’s not as sweet as some other habanero sauces but it’s enough to turn me off

Is it me, or do real hot sauces never go with fast food? I’ve tried Tabasco, Cholula, and Tapatio on Taco Bell and they never seem right.

>>19799685
habaneros have a fruity flavor but there is nothing actually sweet in that hot sauce

I live in cali and I just got back from the store, bought 2 bottles, haven't had it in stock for almost 3 years. Still $3.99 too.

>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come hither, my poppet; I've decided on what I shall dine upon today.
>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA
>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in-house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade,' and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!
*taps glass*
>and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!

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>>19800932
Hey someone changed the pasta to come hither like I asked. Very based, anon

Valentina tastes like McD's bbq sauce without sugar

the spicier the better
if i'm not in pain, unable to finish what i'm eating, washing my hands two times before touching a napkin or paper towel? i won't purchase

>>19802268
the spicier the better
if i'm not in pain, unable to finish what i'm eating, washing my hands two times before touching a napkin or paper towel? i won't purchase

>>19787598
I clapped

>>19802482
You look like this and you say this now

Why does anything related to being interested in a certain type of food get immediately overrun with soycunt hipsters?

>>19803153
>soycunt hipsters
what are these

What are some good hot sauces that are like the red sauce at halal carts? Straight up harissa goes bad too fast, but the only places that I can find sauces like these seem to be the restaurants that use them. Halal Guys, Mamoun's, Shah's, etc.

Christ this board is dead

>>19805197
The A.i and wojak posting to make fun of people is the sole reason I come to these threads. Funny asf. Also all hot sauce tastes the same and will just ruin your meal as your taste buds burns to an uncomfortable degree.

>>19796451
Thats why they have red pepper flakes next to the parm.

>>19802482
newfriend was shaking so much from excitement at posting his new piece of art he made that he forgot the meme arrows

>>19802482
fuck you i don't like star wars

>>19804655
That about it. The jarred harissa you can get isn’t really anything like this stuff, just as the “white sauce” isn’t anything like tzaziki

>>19786901
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>OH MY GOD IT'S THE SPICESISSIES BUFOTONIN ASSCOCKMAGMA CAPSAICINBLAMAGANZA

>Christ this board is dead

>>19805212
>>19806905
Samefag you are ruining this fucking board. Go back, please

>>19787272
Lol my bro looks exactly like this. On his birthday he did a fake hot wings challenge like they do on that youtube channel. I also love hot sauce and salsa as much as him but I'm not fat and I don't care for marvel stuff.

>>19786901
The depth of food changes depending on how you use the sauce. Sauces like Texas Pete are thick enough that I can put a good amount of it on fried fish, then you suck the sauce on the fish first right before eating the fish, makes my mouth water just thinking about it.

>>19804655
i mean you can probably make your own but only tools make their own condiments

Every single one of these is fucking trash

I miss the rooster sauce but this one\s pretty ok. I just mix it in my cottage cheese so I can hit my protein macros more easily.

>>19786901
I just use Louisiana Crystal.

>Samefag you are ruining this fucking board. Go back, please

lmao

>>19787296
this
But also if you have a blender you can whip up a quart of homemade salsa in like 15 minutes

>>19787298
Has anyone ever told you what you sound like, you seething, demented transsexual?

>>19808195
who the actual fuck buys that or any hot sauce at $15 a pop

What is even the point of this thread now

>>19807988
>>19808226
So this faggot can figure out how to troll and use this site at the same time. It's pathetic.

>>19799685
>>19800449
Banana and mango puree is right there in the ingredients

>>19787598
needs the windows movie maker 2000 intro

>>19808231

I think he's doing an excellent job.

/ck/ is one of the most pointlessly antagonistic boards. So many people desperate for attention, very cringe. Posting a classic

>>19797263
Based, I love red jalepenos. I made a chipotle sauce with a similar method, thought it wouldn’t work right but fresh onion, garlic and red bell gave it enough bacteria. Made a mango habanero this way too but it took like an extra month to ferment because of all the sugar. Could have kept it as spicy hooch I suppose.

>>19800699
I don’t usually care for sriracha but it’s really good on sweet potatoes

Alright I love hot sauces and hot peppers in general. It's an exciting experience, gives you a very natural high that's unlike weed or alcohol. The whole plebbit memeshit is inorganic and baked from the feeble minds of the weak who fear our power. HOWEVER
>inb4 it's called Pucker Butt™ for a reason
I'm tired of the sloppy, wet poops. I'd say my diet is quite satisfactory as I maintain an attractive physique, work on a horse ranch and never lose strength. But damnit I'm tired of this gushing lava exiting my body with no solidity to it. What can I change about my diet to have better movements, /ck/?

What's the story on Firelli? It doesn't seem like something that Italians would actually use.

>HOWEVER

>>19811738
Ya dude I'm not a fatass. Maybe 160-170lbs right now, 5'11". I work with horses and buffalo, goats and chicken. I don't have time to get fat. I toss countless 150lb bales of hay all day like they're nothing. I guarantee I can deadlift more than you. I have visible pecs and a 6-pack. Stop being a whiny bitch thinking enjoying exotic flavors is some fat redditor thing only just because you haven't taken the time and effort to increase your tolerance from mild sauce at Taco Bell.
Now if you have any diet tips for solidifying my shits, by all means go ahead. Otherwise go back to enjoying your ai sloppy somewhere else.

>I toss countless 150lb bales of hay all day like they're nothing

>>19811738
>>19811775
Jelly much?

>>19809939
Samefag fucking tranny. Can't wait until you have to end it

>>19808231
I believe she had an astonishing performance.

>I guarantee I can deadlift more than you.

Is this a forced meme? Spicy food is great but sometimes I want mild bites in between. Hot sauce is an ideal vessel for this spice. There are so many varieties of hot sauce to discuss and recommend for various uses. Is AI poster just a frenchman or similar who seethes because a poblano makes him shit his pants?

>>19812867
All I know is that we used to have actual discussions in Hot Sauce General, and now it seems to be largely that one loony.

>>19792683
Thank you anon you have opened my eyes. Your words will not be wasted. The fire rises.

>>19796451
Cholula

>>19787294
Damn, you beat me to it.

BASC'D

>>19812867
>Is this a forced meme?

It is merely an observation.

The price went down, but I'm still not buying it.

>>19811279

It's shit. Has a really weird taste

>>19814894
Figured as much, putting ground mushrooms in there seemed like a really weird move

For pure flavor, is there anything better than this?

just moved out on my own so I'm a poor loser eating cheap pasta, rice, mince meat, chicken, vegetables
what are some good universal hot sauces?
I do like franks red hot & tobasco, so anything similar but maybe better let me know

>>19815551
Green sauces don’t work on as many things as red sauces.

>>19802482
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>>19812698
these crack me up every time
never stop, anon

where's a good place that I can get the hot sauce they have at halal places?

>>19815551

What's the best hot sauce for Indian food?

>>19787294
Inappropriate.

>>19818921
Out

>>19819740
What?

I love hot sauce

>>19820382
Me too s

>>19815698
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>>19820661
No, just a very common misspelling because people can’t even read the fucking bottles.

>>19820089
Out, as in get out

>>19821214
That’s a great movie by Jordan peele thanks for the rec anon

>>19812867
>Is this a forced meme? Spicy food is great but sometimes I want mild bites in between. Hot sauce is an ideal vessel for this spice. There are so many varieties of hot sauce to discuss and recommend for various uses. Is AI poster just a frenchman or similar who seethes because a poblano makes him shit his pants?

>>19821561
AI slop
Spicy food is the only type of food

brand doesn't matter, a simple Louisiana sauce is the best hotsauce.

>>19786901
Non-murrican here. Where does the "hot sauce = soyboy" meme come from? I thought it's redneck food, like chili from Texas and whatnot.

>>19821789
Just be white and into something. You're gonna get roasted

>>19821949
Pol mentality.
Color doesn’t matter
Religion does
Burn all Muslims religion of war

>>19787731
>No?
Yes. Here in california EVERY mexican restaurant will have tapatio or sometimes cholula (seriously though it's always tapatio) on your table next to the salt and pepper. The vast majority are pay before you eat style and have self serve chip/salsa/condiment bars with 3 kinds of salsa (green, medium heat, and hot), but none of them are actually spicy which is why they give you tapatio to mix in your salsa and make it spicier to your taste.

>>19810790
psyllium husk is a start, that's for sure. Maybe try lowering your spice intake until finding a level your bowels tolerate, and slowly build tolerance from there

>>19787296
Pack it up, boys.

>>19821970
Shut the fuck up, kid

any ghost pepper hot sauce put it on my pizza

>>19823586
Make me, boomer.

>>19824133
Xoomer, but ok, faggot

>>19824291
30+ your a boomer in my eyes

>any ghost pepper hot sauce put it on my pizza

>>19824294
This is why you guys are doing so poorly and complaining about everything.
You want everything to be your own special little way. You can't accept things the way they are and just want to dream/make up your own rules.
It truly is the instant gratification generation. Which is why you're all lazy promiscuous little shits

>>19824585
Ha outed as old retarded fag
Depends if your parents were successful you’ll be fine cry more old retard go shit post that’s all you’re good for

>>19786901
I got a bunch of scotch bonnets on the plants no clue what to do with them besides hotsauce. Do I ferment them first? Or is that stupid shit? I want to make a nice spicy mango hot sauce to pour all over stuff.

>>19824595
Thai mango spicy sauce is the goat
Look up that recipien

>>19824593
Wow, mad and spoiled. You must be a delight. I'm all good, little faggot. Grew up poor living down a dirt road in Appalachia. Retired at 39. Get fucked, kid. We were the last generation to enjoy life without trannies, restrictions, and a million minorities

>>19824830
You sound mad boomer.
Time is running out and that’s more valuable than anything you’ve ever
Use the rest of it wisely instead of ranting at youngins

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>>19824483
LMFAO

>>19824852
Lol I could live to 103 and you could get stabbed by one of your little niggers tomorrow.
I like ranting at youngsters. That's what we do.
YOU are the one who should be out living your life. But virginity and your moms basement are far too appealing I guess.
Keep arguing with oldfags instead

>>19814871
so I bought it, and the issue with jing is that its good, but maybe not $12 good. Its your usual chili crisp in sichuan numbing pepper oil. If you love that shit, you will probably like it. There are some black beans in it here and there. The problem is the amount of crisp to oil is like 1/4th or less and the oil just gets kind of meh after awhile. I didn't like it on eggs, too oily. Dumplings only at this point. I don't know what else to use it for.

>>19824872
Boomer I’m white but you’re projecting pajeet. Picrel u

>>19824919
Whiter than you. Post a real pic of yourself since you're posting pics and hurling skin color accusations.

Anyone ever get these packs of mini-bottles?

>>19824956
Lol what. I will never post my face to any online site it will never be indexed stay mad old fag

>>19825040
Acceptable for concealed/covert use in urban environments, but in Free America we open carry full-size bottles.

>>19802237
Mixed Valentina with honey, it was good.

Choose one.

>>19808201
>black label
based

>You must be a delight. I'm all good, little faggot. Grew up poor living down a dirt road in Appalachia. Retired at 39. Get fucked, kid.

>>19827346
Topkek

>>19787174
just bought some of this. bretty good. despite the name it has no kum in it.

>>19826566
Valentina or bust

>enjoy a few drops of proper hot sauce on my food
>liquid shit out my arse every time
How to fix?

>>19788856
Pineapple habenero is based as fuck

>>19792683
Based schizobro looking out for us.

>>19795342
Texas Pete sucks and got sued because it isn't even from Texas. Tabasco is unironically better than that shit

>>19811763
>Now if you have any diet tips for solidifying my shits,
A spoonful of psyllium husk after each meal, works like magic

Friend just gave me Frank's Red Hot from holiday, what should I use it on?

>>19829664
Well, seeing as how it's morning, how about on eggs?

>>19827700
I never hear anyone suggest this as an alternative to Huy Fong. I bet it sucks.

Choose your champion carefully, /ck/

>>19829565
Sweet sauces are for proles.

What's your favorite variety of Tabasco at Chipotle?

>>19830308
>I never hear anyone suggest this as an alternative to Huy Fong. I bet it sucks
zoomer, huh? can't get out of the concensus box and experience life for yourself? I never make bets on subjective matters with npcs

>>19832987
>concensus
Learn to spell.

What's everyone's favorite Thai hot sauce?

>>19834114
shut the fuck up

>>19832991
move out of mommy's basement

>>19834998
hi mod

>>19821789
This:
>Youtube hot sauce guy

Rednecks may be using it, but they aren't part of internet culture, outside of shitty lefty memes.

>>19830886
>Not the saucernaut
FML

>>19821789
>>19814637
Lurk more

make your own chili sauce bros. i promise you you'll never want to buy store bought hot sauce again

>>19834233
That wasn’t very nice.

>>19788187
Hot maple syrup is a new trendy thing.

>>19816987
With yellow 5 and Blue 1. Who the fuck dyes their green sauce? I don't need artificial slop on my food for extra heat.

>>19788856
They hate you because they fear your truth. Dirty Dick's, Valentina, Tabasco, and Aardvark are where it is at.

>>19836927
someone here claimed that they'd removed the dyes, but all the bottles I see on store shelves still have them

What’s everyone’s favorite fast food hot sauce?

>>19837845
They have this at my local Church's Chicken (Canada), would buy it by the bottle if I could

>>19796451
I've only tried two of the ones in the pic, but Chipotle sauces are pretty tasty on a 'za, especially with a BBQ base sauce.

>>19837845
KFC’s rules

>>19838148
BBQ pizza is degenerate

>>19786901
What message was the illustration in this advertisement trying to get across?

>>19837898
I fucking love this stuff....Wings also makes the best soy sauce.You can buy the packets by the 500 packet. might go in on one with some friends. I just hate that you have to open and dispose of all that fucking plastic.

The farm I volunteer at gave me a big bag of the hottest peppers in the world (Carolina reaper, guangong, Trinidad scorpion, dragons breath ect) and I need to do something with them before they rot. I can always freeze them, but I wanted to know if something like picrel for fruit will work with the peppers? Basically cut them up and bury them in a jar of sugar too make some kind of sweet hot syrup? Anyone ever try this or is it just a waste of peppers and sugar?

>>19841860
That doesn't sound like a good idea. Have you considered pickling them?

>>19821789
>I thought it's redneck food, like chili from Texas and whatnot.
its started like that. And then soifaggs used it to replace masculinity. Akin to beards, jeans or beer

>>19795342
I'm afraid you already have AIDS

>>19842500
Yeah that's the back up but I was hoping it would make like hot syrup

>>19832966
The chipotle one if I can have only one. Otherwise I use both the regular and the chipotle. Never liked the jalapeño one too much,

I fermented ghost pepper and other veggies for two weeks, then blended it with fresh mango and seasoning. them bottled

>>19844938
shut the fuck up faggot
your thread sucks

>>19787174
I've been wondering this myself. I got a bottle of this stuff recently and use it for mostly the same things I would use sriracha for. Pretty good. Not a lot of heat but the flavor is there.

>>19844946
Let’s try to stay supportive and constructive here, okay?

>>19788820
this looked promising. Nope goybean oil. I guess I'm doomed to making this shit myself

>>19796451

Why is Panera the only place I see Tabasco in packets like this?

Every other place is Texas Pete, proprietary sauces like Wendy's or Taco Bell, or those no-name hot sauces at Chinese takeout.

>>19845497
nice, this is the one i default to when i just want to pop a bit of flavour on something bland

>>19845610

How hot is this? Looks pretty expensive and the last Italian hot sauce I bought was absolute garbage.

>>19832966
Do you want some salt with your salt?

>>19845628
Cost. Tabasco is far more expensive to produce than those others.

>>19845991
But it has fewer ingredients.

>>19846008
It's not the ingredients, it's the time spent aging the peppers. Tabasco is one of the few large producers that actually does that. Haven't you ever wondered why a bottle of Tabasco is like $6-7 these days, but Valentina is still under $2?

>>19844938
You had me until the mango.

>>19786901
I love this lil nigger like you wouldn't believe

>>19847003
Saw this at a World Market today. How does it compare to rooster?

>>19825045
This spoiled little bitter faggot doesn't have a driver's license and never goes out into public.
I addition, He's never been to school or ever worked a job.
~OR~
He's just a retarded little kid who doesn't realize the implications of every aspect of his life being recorded 24/7, because like a fish can't into wet, this little insufferable shit has been plugged into a computer from the time he was a disappointing ultrasound.
Your mother should've swallowed, like she did every other time for the guys in line.
Now QUIT shitting up this bread with your pathetic and below average,"Looks at MEEEEE!!!" garbage that nobody wants to fucking wade through in a fucking hot sauce general on a food forum, you gormless fag bait.

here in new zealand this is a staple

>>19847010
If you mean standard sriracha, makes it seem bland lol

>>19847010
Shit, like all substitutes for Huy Fong. Real deal or bust.

>>19832966
I wish they had the habanero too.

>>19786901
i want to like hotsauce because i like heat and the flavor of peppers but i seriously cannot stand the taste of vinegar. what do?

Marie sharps. Crafted by Belizean hobgoblins

>>19849116
Get something like Valentina, which is taste over vinegar, possibly more than any other widely available hot sauce.

>>19789927
>Bufalo
Haven't had that in years, the chipotle flavor is great. It's not very hot but it's a good smoky flavor

>>19806905
lmao her face

>>19832966
the diarrhea flavor one

>>19821561
>Oh waitress
God I'm laffin

>>19851316
There is no such flavor. Try again.

wait so nobody makes hot sauce here they just post stock images from Google of goyslop?

>>19790816
You’re missing out

Any good sweet and spicy pineapple sauces you guys can recommend? I wasn’t a fan of that Caribbean sauce that gets posted a lot.

>>19786901
Hotsauce on a gravey smothered chicken fried steak or catfish is amazing.

>>19852077
I don’t think they meant that kind of gravy though. I bet they meant like mushroom or beef gravy.

Anyone had this from Pancheros? It’s genuinely good.

>>19852613
... we're gonna need a bigger fanny pack

>>19786901
i recommend Bee Sting brand, their honey habanero is good. also chipotly.

>>19796451
>habanero written incorrectly

>>19848522
l take from brandwhore(american fo sure)

>>19796451
Melinda’s has a pizza hot sauce that isn’t bad.

>Pineapple habenero is based as fuck

>>19855710
i look like that and do that and i am also a woman

>>19852709
Man, we actually have a Panchies out here in Connecticut and this makes me wanna go there. I know I’ll never recapture the magic of my college days in Iowa City though

>>19845628
Why would you ever go to Panera

whats /hsg/ favorite hot sauce that balances flavor & spice the best?

>>19852613
>ywn fake stumbling down the stairs as a portly man in a Star Wars shirt screams at you for knocking over his collection
>ywn stomp through all of this like Godzilla destroying Redditville
Man can dream, I guess.

>>19857739
Valentina

Ever served in a forward area?

>>19857424
For the bread bowls!

Ever try French hot sauce?

My go-tos:
La Anita Habanero Green
Baron
Encona Carolina Reaper

>>19855729
What?

what's a good hot sauce to use with sandwiches?

>>19861470
huh?

>>19862251
Woof!

>>19821789
It's clearly just one person or a very small group of people who have a retarded fixation on posting the same thing over and over

>>19861992
Tabasco