/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19789268
Nigga shut the fuck up

>>19789268
why are you seething about breakfast? did your dad make you eat froot loops from between his ass cheeks or something?

>>19789268
You can eat whatever you want for breakfast. Don't limit yourself to food you don't like.

>being this perturbed by breakfast
you know there's breakfast outside 'Merica; or more controversially, you can eat whatever the fuck you want whenever you want

Breakfast is a meal to satisfy your morning hunger and give you fuel. Eat whatever the fuck you want you unimaginative dickhead.

>>19789281
Oh yeah like the english breakfast? Has exactly the same problems I described except without seasoning
>>19789279
I can make actual food for myself, but God help me if I go out to eat for breakfast with a group. Every breakfast menu has these problems. Best you can do is an omelette or steak and eggs.
>>19789278
No other meal of the day gets away with this degree of laziness. Why should breakfast get to phone it in?

>>19789268
Suspiciously you decided to stop listing breakfast items as soon as you typed the word sandwich. You also did not mention hash or scramble, hmm curiouser and curiouser.

>>19789282
>Just eat whutever u wunt!
The "bee urself" of food. As if the broad strokes of food culture in your country have no affect on you. YOU are the unimaginative dickhead. I'm actually pointing out flaws in this system whereas you're the culinary equivalent of "inawoods" fags. Burying my head in the sand isn't going to cut it here

>>19789290
you were unloved as a child weren't you, anon? not hated, just unloved. growing up alienated from one's family and peers will do that to you. many such cases

>>19789294
>You also did not mention hash or scramble
Great reading comprehension, you giga retard. I mentioned eggs any way (that includes scrambled) and hashbrowns. Again, these are singular ingredients. That's not what a fucking dish is, you pleb

>>19789295
Nigga, it's for fuel throughout the day. Stop being a pretentious cunt.

>>19789297
>No arguments
>Just armature psychologizing
How does it feel to only be able to argue like a woman? Do ideas outside your limited worldview hurt your feminine mind?

>>19789299
Lol just lol. Playing dung again i see.

>>19789301
Every meal is fuel throughout the day, you enormous faggot. Shove your 1950s Kellogg's propaganda up your ass along with your shitty sugar cereal

>>19789307
>Still not a single argument to be found
You should get together with >>19789297 and you guys can swap notes on how to be pissy without providing any substance to the conversation

>>19789311
I don't eat cereal you utter cunt. Kys

>>19789316
Why not? It's LE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY! FUEL 4 UR ENTIRE DAY!
If you're going to parrot gay ass Kellogg's PR, you might as well consume their slop while you're at it

>>19789268
>WAHHHHH I don't know how to cook eggs! The Thread

Americans..

>>19789328
>Duh I know how 2 cook a single ingredient! I am duh mastur chef!
Anyone could cook an egg, you retarded faggot. That's partially my point. Breakfast food takes no skill to make and is as basic as you could possibly get. But sure, pretend it's a skill issue and not just a retarded "meal" in general

>>19789320
It's fuel for whatever activity I'm doing for the first few hours of the day. What I eats depends on my level of activity. You unimaginative dickhead.
Anyway, don't bother @ing me you little shit.

>>19789341
>It's fuel for whatever activity I'm doing for the first few hours of the day
Again, that's true of every meal, you enormous retard.
>What I eats depends on my level of activity
>What I eats
ooooh, Ebonics. That explains your basketball american tier argumentation skills. Get back to us when you finally earn your GED, Jamal

Sausages, eggs, bacon and arguably grainslop ARE dishes. It's not like you eat them raw. Make a sandwich or an omelette if you're getting jerked off over this, or skip it entirely and make a 'real' meal once you get home

i completely agree. the idea of the modern, western (white) breakfast is retarded. what fat americunt came up with this bullshit? the worst thing is we've somehow been indoctrinated to believe that breakfast must consist of these singular items and to eat them at any other time of day is a blasphemy.

>>19789304
>seething

>>19789304
I'm not trying to argue, just annoy. just like you my man.

>>19789290
>first meal of day is stuff that takes the least time
>the more elaborate it is, the earlier you'd have to wake up

Gee I wonder why. It's only a concern for people who have jobs

>>19789389
It doesn't have to be elaborate. I granted that steak and eggs as well as omlettes are actual dishes. I just don't get how a series of individual ingredients somehow compose the foods that we consider a proper meal.
Also muh "not enough time" is a fat person cope for eating fast food
>>19789362
>Still no arguments
>>19789363
I'm not trolling. I'm laying out facts that you don't like.
>>19789354
A sausage is not a dish. An egg is not a dish. Bacon is not a dish. How could you be this willfully obtuse? Might as well call anything a "dish" if this is your standard. "Here bud, I threw a piece of white bread on a plate. Enjoy your dish"

>>19789393
You obviously don't have a job. Even "regular" breakfast is too time-involved for most working people. You're like one of those /n/ autists who say there is objectively no reason to need a car, just wake up 2 hours early if you have to bike far

>>19789396
It takes 6 minutes to cook a steak. It takes 4 minutes to make an omlette. Again, you're just making fat person excuses for lazy ass cooking. Might as well chug one of those soy drinks for breakfast. Or just skip breakfast, if your fat person brain can comprehend the concept of going more than 6 hours without food

>>19789400
What's your job, anon?

>>19789268
you can put vegetables and hash browns/potatoes in a frittata. that's not bullshit.

>>19789403
Electrical engineer. Maybe people who work retail jobs or construction don't have 4 minutes to devote to making a real breakfast, but those of us with a degree apparently have that level of leisure

>>19789404
See, that's an actual dish. Hence me saying "90%" instead of all breakfast food.

>>19789407
Vastly underestimating the time. There's also cleanup because most people wouldn't prefer to have to wash dishes when they get home. On the other side, extra 30 minutes of sleeping is a pretty big deal in the morning. Again as a NEET you would not understand; you're here monitoring and insta-replying to a thread at what, 3am on a weekday?

>>19789396
>>19789403
but think about it. the idea of 'breakfast food' was indoctrinated by people in a time when it was the womanly duty to wake up early and prepare breakfast for their family. it had nothing to do with time constraints. at some point after wwii, some fat cunt decided that these are the things that white people should eat for breakfast, and for some reason everyone agreed.

>>19789268
The fruit contains water and sugar, water helping you to hydrate after sleep and sugar to kick start your brain for the day. Breakfast kicks ass, so much so people eat it for dinner.

Op just wakes up in a bad mood.

>>19789393
I think sausages, eggs and bacon together constitutes a dish. It depends on your definition of 'dish', but if two meat products and eggs that aren't in omlette form isn't a meal in your eyes, then neither is a steak with or without a side.
This is stupid. The Amerikwan conception of breakfast is stupid anyway, a cup of tea or an apple is enough for me

>>19789411
>He takes more than 4 minutes to make an omlette
Lmao cooklet. Also clearly fat. Can't bear the thought of doing a single dish after work. But sure, cry 'NEET' to make yourself feel better, tubs

>>19789268
>>19789299
So if you put the egg and bacon on the bagel it's a meal but you eat them separate it isn't?

>>19789413
If only you could somehow incorporate fruit into an actual dish. Too much to hope for, I suppose. Although that IS true, I am not a morning person.
>>19789414
> The Amerikwan conception of breakfast is stupid anyway
That's my entire point. And I mean those individual ingredients COULD be a dish if you were going for some fruity "deconstructed" dish but we all know that's not what's happening.

>>19789415
I'm neither fat nor am I a NEET, you are posting at 3am on a weekday. I work in Asia so I am literally posting from work now

>>19789417
Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. In the same sense an engine, chassis, and transmission don't comprise a car unless they're put together. Otherwise they're just junk rotting on a rednecks lawn

>>19789420
No one called you a NEET, but your defensiveness and weeb fantasy job speak volumes.

>>19789420
shouldn't you be doing some work then, you fat, lazy, gook cunt. i bet you eat all of little ni hao's rice, jaundice looking jabba the cunt.

>>19789424
>>19789425
Office work lets one browse 4chan

not a big breaKfast fan but if it tastes good why do you care if it's just "an ingredient"?

>>19789429
nice woman handwriting, post hrt tits

>>19789429
Clean your keyboard, you filthy weeb.

>>19789268
I don't know what your fucking malfunction is but have it somewhere else

>>19789429
are you one of those office workers that doesn't actually know what their job is?

>>19789438
Busy spending 3 hours for breakfast every morning

>>19789437
Can't show tits in the office

>>19789268
> buys a bottom tier breakfast from a bottom tier retailer.
> All breakfasts are shit.......

Grow up, lad

>>19789440
>Another NPC short-circuits at the sight of a non-standard opinion

>>19789444
Making these things at home doesn't make them dishes. They're still just glorified ingredients, which was the point. Try to pay attention

Breakfast isn't a necessary meal unless your job involves intensive manual labour first thing in the morning. If you sit at a desk all day there's absolutely no reason for you to eat an entire breakfast besides a couple cups of coffee, tea, milk or juice and maybe a piece of fruit.
>t. have not eaten breakfast in more than 12 years, except for a couple years where I worked factory jobs

>>19789268
Dinner is a bullshit meal. 90% of breakfast items are either ingredients or cake. You either get a fat retard's idea of a healthy meal or a "meal composed of individual fucking ingredients
>potatoes, any way
not a dish a singular ingredient
>bread
Literally cake
>meatloaf
Literally cake
>steak
literally a single ingredient
>vegetables
lol. lmao, even.
>Sweet succulent boy cummies
a side at best
>mac and cheese
add like 5 more ingredients and you might have yourself a dish
Why the fuck does OP suck so many cocks day in day out to get all his nutrients from semen yet complain about food in the food board

>>19789456
i also agree with this. what fat americunt decided that we should be eating the largest meal at the end of the day before we sleep? no wonder so many fatties have gastro-intestinal issues. yeah, let's stuff our fat face and go to bed so our bodies can struggle to digest all that food.

mogs OP's idea of breakfast

>>19789268
What a stupid, pointless and pretentious thread. OP continues to be a faggot for the last twelve years I've been in this site.
>Inb4 waaahhh NPC opinion waaahhh
Not my problem

>>19789469
>he agrees that he subsists entirely on semen
that explains the thread

>>19789268
no one eats an egg by itself, it's usually accompanied with toast, sausages and bacon with hash browns on the side

>>19789493
I eat egg by itself

>>19789456
>Trying so hard to be le clever that he pretends meatloaf is cake
Great post, you seething faggot.
>>19789471
This is a dish. Does not pertain to my post at all
>>19789472
What a stupid, pointless and pretentious post. Anon continues to be a faggot for the 60 posts in this thread.
>>19789493
People eat just eggs all the time, wtf are you talking about?

>>19789512
I don't eat eggs all the time

How would you feel if you didnt eat just eggs all the time?
What? But I do eat just eggs all the time!

OP is correct and you're all just mad at being nailed so accurately.

good thread op

>>19789299
>I mentioned eggs any way (that includes scrambled) and hashbrowns. Again, these are singular ingredients. That's not what a fucking dish is, you pleb
>>19789290
>Best you can do is an omelette or steak and eggs.
See, the problem is you're a retarded baby.

>>19789268
Based. "Breskfast" isn't even natural. It used to be that humans simply eat when they're hungry. I asked my great grandparent who grew up before our Independence. They were rice farmers. They told me people woke up at dawn, drank a cup of water and went to the farm. After doing some work, they get tired and went back home to eat or eat at a food stall. This can be any time from 10 am to 2 pm. After that they napped until around 4pm and go back to the farm to tidy up and go home at dusk. Dinner is after it got dark. At no time was there a defined "breakfast". They ate the same things every time. There was no specific breakfast food. Breakfast was invented by American cereal companies to sell surplus animal feed.

Breakfast

Breakfast.

Breakfast .

>>19789578
fucken gold star post, mate.

>>19789588
>>19789587
>>19789582
>Didn't even read the thread
These are all actual dishes composed of multiple ingredients. My issue is that most breakfast items (particularly in America) are just individual ingredients thrown on to a plate as if that constitutes a meal.
>>19789577
Steak has several ingredients (assuming you're not a retard). Steak and eggs is steak (an actual dish) with a side of eggs (not a dish in their own right). Learn to read, fag

>>19789603
>My issue is that most breakfast items
So don't eat those breakfast items you fucking sperg.

>Steak & eggs: good, because "Steak is an actual dish"
>Bacon & eggs: bad, because bacon isn't an actual dish or some sperg tainted bullshit you've made up in your own head to get mad about
Fuck me, how do you remember to breath with such a low brain function?

>>19789617
>how do you remember to breath with such a low brain function?
he diverted all his 2 braincells into talking shit and making up pointless arguments

>>19789617
>So don't eat those breakfast items you fucking sperg.
Only a retard would think you can't complain about common practices in society so long as you don't HAVE to participate in those practices.
>Bacon & eggs: bad
If you cook bacon the same way you cook a steak, you make dogshit steaks. Way to be a retard.
>>19789628
At least I can make actual arguments instead of just seething like you

>>19789651
>At least I can make actual argument
You haven't made a single argument. It's clear you're just an autistic picky eater, sperging out about stuff nobody gives a shit about except you.

>>19789661
>You haven't made a single argument
I've made several arguments you haven't engaged with at all.
>you're just an autistic picky eater
I eat every single ingredient I listed. But these ingredients don't make a dish.
>nobody gives a shit about except you
Yeah that's why this thread has 78 replies on a slow board. Fag.

>>19789666
I didn't even bother to read your autistic nit-picking response.

>>19789671
I already knew you were intellectually vacuous, no need to reiterate.

>>19789674
Still didn't read your autistic screeching.

>>19789676
>Still replying to a thread you're not reading

OP has never been outside on an empty stomach so he doesn't see the point of breakfast

>>19789268
american breakfast is the best thing to have before doing an entire morning's worth of yard work

>>19789268
true, scandinavian breakfest is actually real breakfest unlike this shit

when i see japs and stuff make breakfest they just make little small hot meals.

breakfest should be bread and cheese and meats or salads

i just have one meal at 11am and another at 8pm
since im not heavy labour, i dont need to eat thrice

>>19789268
I made breaky burritos.

I also used to eat around 1000 calories for breakfast when I worked on a farm, I exercise more now, if I don't eat before my stomach hurts.

>>19789268
No wonder this generation is the most depressed.
How is skipping breakfast working out for you?

>>19789925

>>19789930
worked out fine for my ancestors

fgt

go be fat somewhere else

>>19789268
Based Autist

>>19789268
You are complaining about single ingredients and sides but these are usually ate together or with something else. So what is your actual point?
If you are out you can eat what is available or go hungry, you can choose what is preferable to you.
If you are at home you can cook whatever you want.

>>19789268
I like Biscuits
I like gravy
I like poached eggs.
Simple as

>>19789282
>morning hunger
Literally doesn't exist, and has no logical reason to exist considering out metabolic systems didn't evolve around our cave dwelling ancestors having fucking fridges around to raid as soon as you get up. The purpose, the ONLY purpose of breakfast is so you're not hungry halfway to lunch time.

Its almost like these foods were specifically chosen to be breakfast foods because they are easy to prepare.

>>19789268
Your circadian rhythm needs breakfast to get started, dumb dumb. Not having breakfast is one of the dumbest things you can do to your health, sleeping pattern and happiness in life.

>>19789931
breakfast burritos are top tier but you gotta work on your folding technique. literally just watch a two minute YouTube video

>>19790535
Only fat boomers eat breakfast Lmaoo

>>19789268
>"meal" composed of individual fucking ingredients
meals aren't made up of ingredients?
based retard, made me chuckle

>>19789512
eggs and bread as a binder, usually topped with ketchup or a similarly sweet sauce as icing.
this faggot doesn't realize meatloaf is a cake.
probably because he spends too much time quaffing cum

>>19789275
OP deserves the Hard R.

>>19789268
>Why the fuck to we entertain the notion that breakfast is an actual meal?
Because some marketer made it up and doctors and the media ran with it.

>>19789275
fpbp

>>19789341
if you need fuel for the first few hours of your day your diet is fucked

stop eating unhealthy garbage

>>19789275
We don't use that N word here.

>>19789578
>Breakfast was invented by American cereal companies to sell surplus animal feed.
It was actually made up by a marketer to sell more sausage and bacon. The guy's name was Edward Bernays.

>>19790535
Actual retard.

>>19789666
>Yeah that's why this thread has 78 replies
over half the posts are you seething at random people at the idea of breakfast existing. You're just shamelessly bumping your own thread you retarded cunt. Fuck right off.

I find it fascinating that Americans think 'breakfast' is a dish as much as it is a meal. If you ask an American what 'breakfast' means, he'll say scrambled eggs, bacon and pancakes with maple syrup and hash browns. They can't imagine that breakfast may mean other things elsewhere.

Pic related, what breakfast means in my country.

>>19791308
I'm an American, and I think breakfast can mean any meal at any time of the day or night, if eaten after fasting.

>>19789275
fpbp

>>19789275
This dude is based

>>19789268
>90% of breakfast items are either ingredients or cake.
yeah that is why it's so great

>>19789268
Nice argument, but eggs and hash browns and sausage and bacon and bagels and biscuits are fucking delicious and it's the tastiest meal of the day so kill yourself 2bdesu

>>19790535
I work third shift so I eat breakfast right before I go to sleep and dinner when I wake up, is that bad

>>19789268

>>19791308
>h-hey, what does b-breakfast mean?
>what?
>wh-what does breakfast mean?
>uhhh, the first meal in the morning I guess? why are you asking?
>n-no, I mean what d-do you usually eat… for b-breakfast…
>bacon and eggs I guess? Why—
>heh, fucking Americans… can’t even imagine I eat bread and h-honey…
>dude what the fuck?
Please honestly tell us how many times you’ve attempted to inform an American that not everyone in the world eats bacon and eggs every morning and witnessed them reply with confusion or disbelief.

>>19789268
Perhaps you should concider skipping the "cake" to get a 100% ingredients breakfast then.

So, would you argue that a pizza is not a meal if you eat ice cream with it?

Must be though being so retarded, maybe you should consider eating a brain boosting breakfast like oatmeal with some berries and fruit.

>>19789275
came here to say this

>>19789268
>Breakfast is a bullshit meal. 90% of breakfast items are either ingredients
Have you perhaps tried making a sandwich with those ingredients you dumb fuck

>>19789268
I want breakfast

>>19792830
You seem to think everybody who laughs at you is English?
Do you realise that there are other countries apart from USA and Britain?

Open your mind mutt.

>>19789268
Because you're not Indian.

>>19794064

>>19789268
>eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausage, bacon, fruit, hash browns, bagels and toast are not a meal
>all those things in a sandwich are a meal
Come to the UK and eat at Greggs, grease vans and motorway service stations. You'll like it here.
>>19789443
You can show feet.

>>19794064
god I would hate to have to eat like an indian. Its no wonder you are all manlets, there is never any protien.

>>19789684

did they blur his hairline in post? cring

>>19789268
I literally just eat eggs with turkey and veggies, maybe put potatoes on the side or some fruit.

Perfectly fine breakfast lmao.

>>19789268
Fucking eat fish for breakfast then you asshole

>>19794080
>muh protein
You don't need all that protein, genius. You're not a fucking miner or a construction worker. Most westerners eat more proteins than necessary, especially for your sedentary lifestyle. And cheap meat in the west is a recent thing. Until the 1800's and even early 1900's, most people's diets across the world barely had any meat.

>>19794080
Daal/Dosa is good.

>>19789429
Stop drenching your hands in moisturizer 24/7, that's what's fucking up your keyboard.

>>19789268
breakfast food is the beat. kys

>>19794064
WTF I hate breakfast now

>>19789934
nigga your incestors hadn't enough food for 3 or 4 meals a day? you from Central Africa or what?

>>19794061
Answer the question Igor. People are obviously going to think of what is normal in their country first before they consider that brown fifth worlders eat donkey shit and rat brains for breakfast.

Your right about that cake bit, everything else you said is retarded.
Single ingredients are still a meal you retard.

>>19789268
I will now tell you about the breakfast item I just made
I call it the Sloppa Bagel Sandwich

>Prepare 2 eggs in a bowl, don't mix them yet, just put some salt and pepper and shredded cheese in there
>Slice a bagel
>Take 2 tablespoons of butter
>Put it in a pan
>Heat up the butter
>When it's hot enough, put your two halves of the sliced bagel on there and toast em up
>Take the bagels off after they're nicely toasted
>Now put your egg in there, and immediately turn off the heat
>Scramble your eggs in the pan until nice and creamy
>Slop some cream cheese on both sides of the bagel
>Slop the eggs on the bottom slice
>Slop some hot sauce on top of the eggs
>Slop some onion straws or bacon on there for a crispy element
>Slop the top of the bagel on
>Get a fork to eat all the delicious egg that slops out

Enjoy.

>>19789275
I KNEEL

>>19789268
Hey bro, can you do me a huge favor? Please?
Kill yourself

>>19791308
>I can't believe Americans associate certain foods with "breakfast"
>Anyway, here's what I, and my countrymen, usually eat for breakfast.
This post is just stupid and conceited enough to be real.

>>19789268
gonna cook up some eggs sausage rashers and a hash brown and put em onto a sambo

>Food can be used as ingredients.
Who knew?

Reminder that you have to be >18 to post on 4chan.

I'm making pasta for breakfast right now

>>19789275
boy how the mighty have risen

>>19789268
>Eggs, any way
un omelete is a meal made with eggs, any way.

>>19795773
This post is a perfect encapsulation of the midwits posting ITT.
>Individual ingredients prepared separately are not a dish. This "meal" has few courses outside separated ingredients and cake
>"BUT IF U COMBINE A BUNCH OF INGREDIENTS, IT'S A DISH/MEAL!!!"
No shit, retard.
Imagine going to get lunch and they serve you a baguette, salami, ham, onions, tomato, pepperoni, lettuce, and a dish of oil and vinegar all separated on a dish. A thinking person would go "what the fuck is this?" but apparently a large plurality of retards would argue this is an acceptable meal because they could theoretically be combined into a dish.
Fucking mongoloids. God forbid anyone question the culinary value of slapping 3 different ingredients on a plate and pretending it composes a dish

>>19789268
I'm still going to eat breakfast thoughever.

>>19789275
This man is correct.

>>19796051
Eat breakfast all you want. Just recognize that it's the short bus of the culinary world. Zero thought put into it, just slapping shit on a plate and calling it a day

>>19795621
you forgot to cook your eggs

>>19796195
no they cook. turning off the heat doesn't make the heat instantly go away it just stops it from overcooking the eggs. eggs cook extremely fast

>>19794061
I never said English retard. I guess you’re referencing the image name inside the image I posted? Who gives a shit, still sums you up perfectly. Go on and answer the question. Oh wait you can’t because you’re inventing shit to cry about. You’re clearly not very bright but surely even you realize this is approaching legitimate mental illness. Seethe.

>>19789268

>>19789275
At least it wasn't another iron pan skillet thread