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>>19769217
nice formatting retard

>>19769256
In a rush so the italian bozioli didn't fuck it up any harder.

>>19769281
do you drink black coffee only around girls to impress them :3

>>19769302
I drink black coffee because I stopped buying milk. Waste of fridge space.

>>19769318
>he doesnt have 16 kilos single use 30ml packets of shelf stable full cream milk
uhhh anon?
also that tamp feels too small to even be real
like if its less than 58mm its just a toy.

>>19769376
Bunch of "classic" machines use small baskets.
>shelf stable
Disgusting anon.

>>19769256
You whine about formatting every other thread. Stop being such a bitch.

Update on the Costco Ethiopian coffee:
Pretty mediocre but far from the worst coffee I've ever bought. At $10 for 2 lbs, it's honestly not bad. Definitely not good enough for espresso or pourover so I will be relegating it to cold brew iced coffee

i make a nice bodacious cuppa and any dairy product just seems to hide the subtler flavors

What should I upgrade to from a Silvia V6? I'm a bit tired of the single boiler workflow.
I've had it for a year and properly took care of it. how much would it sell for?

>>19769676
Sage the dual boiler or Lelit PL92T Elizabeth

Goodnight goffeebros, may your cups be syrupy and thicc

>>19769735
that's paint or some t h i c c goff anon.

milk in coffee is subhuman. black coffee is the only way.
do not mix the white and black

>>19769729
Thanks bwo

Coffee is not a hobby

Look mom I posted it again!

Goffee is a lifwstyle.

>>19769893
For drip coffee I agree but I really like milk in espresso drinks.

>>19770378
a fellow cortado enjoyer?

>>19770498
Usually the ones with less milk but I'd no doubt enjoy a cortado.

is it just like or two faggots saying "goffee"?

>>19769893
True but shitpresso battery acid is only good with milk or as an Americano.

>>19770587
fuck off esl

>>19770611
shoot yourself nigger

>>19770587
Yep. Couple italian moka retards.

>>19770617
but no there are more than 2 people who say goffee
i created it(roktist,mokaschizo,) while posting cat memes and talking about coffee
specifically this one
and then started saying goffee as a combination of gato(cat) and coffee(coffee)
this then morphed into good/great coffee, there is goffee(what i make) and coffee(what you make)
and it was cemented in /ctg/ culture.
you can check the archives it was around the time i got my rok bench mounted vertically cranked hand grinder and my E&B Labs 6 cup moka pot with competition filter
>>19770644
im not italian you stupid nigger, actually kill yourself.

>>19770648
If it looks like a duck, melts like a duck, and makes coffee like a duck...

>>19770694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SxT2-EJBrA

>>19770648
I say goffee because it sounds silly, I also use it in Italian and I say gaffè instead of caffè.

>>19770726
>gaffè
yes we all saw your insta post.

that feel when you drink that last sip of your cuppa

https://youtu.be/oQfeSTVn9q8
https://youtu.be/O2jGkrwRco0
https://youtu.be/1sU_6_xvcpU

>>19770587
Is one faggot

I drink my drip pre ground foldgers coffee with this

>>19770726
I always just thought you said goffee as a Spurdo Sparde reference.. I am immensely disappointed.

>>19771188
>you
thats not me anon.

>>19771075
goyslop cream

>>19771188
i feel bad about my actions
i took it as a personal attack and wanted to set things straight and reveal the history of it.
i should have thought for longer about how that action might affect others.
i will try better in the future.
sorry.

>>19771230
>took it as a personal attack
Yeah you do that often.

>>19771255
to be fair
they often are personal attacks.
but i have a very autistic obsession with details and events being correct
hate what you want
but only as long as you know the true series of events and the details of those events.
i think it was being associated with the tribatti fag that pushed me over the edge.
sorry for the disappointment anon.
did you have any goffee today?
i did
bed time soon.
got a new order on the way
2 different natty.
i hope its good.
bad weather here atm
rain and 50km winds.

>>19771270
Just woke up. Had two cups of different natty Ethiopians last night. Today might be back to espresso but we'll see what happens when I'm actually awake. Started some long ferment pizza dough before I went to sleep so tonight should be great. Probably try to sneak in a roast or two while my baking stone heats up.
>associated with the tribatti fag
There are more Italians than Australians using your terms. They were coopted by lega nord. I can't wait to not solve his flair problems.

Is there a brand of instant coffee that doesn't taste like liquid charcoal?

bb,bros... not. like.this PLEASE
OH SHIT
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

FUCK!!!!

I just made some drip coffee and added this
It's good.

>>19769217
Just got the onyx I ordered. Feels good man.

>>19771627
Your taste in coffee is for queers and trannies

>>19771631
Your mom's a hoe.

>>19771635
That's how I was born. Doesn't change the fact that you, your coffee and your mouth suck bbc

>>19771641
>bbc
>troons
Why are these the atomic units you use to reason about the world? I hope you get better, anon.

>>19771649
>*angry troon noises*

does anyone else here get manic symptoms when they drink coffee?

I feel euphoric, like everything is possible and want to kiss every women I see on the street and ask them to marry me

>>19771697
Stop putting whiskey in your coffee.

Soon I’ll harvest my own beans

>>19771777
The only thing you're gonna have is gay sex

>>19771781
If you say so.

>>19771798
I just did

Looking for a quality manual burr grinder. I’m looking at 1Zpresso right now. Are their products good? Any alternatives within the same price range?

>>19771830
I bought an expensive manual grinder. I never use it and just use an electric coffee grinder i bought for 13 dollars. Zero taste difference

>>19771831
Just say you don’t know what you’re talking about and move on

>>19771702
I hate whiskey and any hard alcohol

>>19771902
I don't know what I am talking about but I will become even more vocal about my opinions.

>>19771954
>im confidently wrong
You'll fit in here just fine. The anonymity of 4chan dictates that this mindset is shared by 95% of posters on any board or general. You will unironically get better advice on le plebbit most of the time because at least there, you can vet opinions by looking at the dumbass shit some guy posted last week. Here, each opinion exists in a vacuum, and your unabashed incorrectness is only possible because you don't have to remember how wrong people think you are about all your other dumbass takes. Godspeed, though.

>>19771965
>playing my switch while the wife delivers her bf's baby

>>19772004
>were naming him jamal after his father

>>19772008
The wife likes her boys like I like my coffee; from Ethiopia

Whats that? Kino?!
https://youtu.be/Qh_xkVGPshg

>>19771830
I bought the JMax S a few weeks ago after using a "Precision Bean" manual grinder for a few years. Instant and noticeable jump in quality. 18g espresso grinds that used to take a few minutes now take less than one and comparing the granules there's a noticeable uniformity to the 1zspresso than my old POS grinder. Highly recommend bro, at least the J-max.

>>19769217
>that OP
>just recently started watching JJK and got to that scene
huh, serendipity

>>19770587
Yes, we say cobbee here, any who deviate will be killed.

>>19770587
I’ve been here nearly every day for a few months, and the general impression I’m getting is that the same four or five anons are spamming the thread everyday with their general retardation, including at least one guy who calls it “goffee”. Just ignore these mongs and engage with people who are here to actually discuss coffee meaningfully.

>>19772435
This is why you don't huff duster anon...
>>19772443
:3 No smoilers I haven't watched the new ep.

goffee

any thoughts on flat bottom vs cone drippers? watching a video ive heard it makes for a lighter more tea like coffee rather than the upfront stuff which has me interested

New beans started, this one is the Super Selezione blend by Hodeidah.
There are no tasting notes but this has at least 20% robusta, I can feel the woody and chocolate notes.
So far it’s the best Hodeidah goff I had (all of them were good desu) so far, still I need to dial in this one.

>>19771330
>There are more Italians than Australians using your terms.
what a horrible thing to wake up to.

>>19769217
is there a thread for marijuana related topics anywhere?

>>19772911
Truth hurts pal. Also I never got around to making coffee. Such is life. I'll have to make a cup after I'm done making this pizza. White flower shiitakes sauteed in garlic butter :3
>>19772921
Probably. Best advice I can give you here is buy an underdog vape, and some quantum boards if you want to gro.

>>19772948
>Also I never got around to making coffee
i just had mine :3
new beenz should be here this arvo
Chili con carne tonight.
chicken soup tomorrow.
i think i will make rigatoni fiorentina this/next week.
but i will have to go uptown to the italian market for ingredients.
this mornings coffee vibes
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR1jO3cloz0
gonna be a good weekend.

>>19772999
10pm first coof. Hambela benti nenka washed. It's a little early but I'm curious so I'm going to take a 20g sample cup and contemplate. Purchased completely blind off a quick glance at the tasting notes :)
https://www.sweetmarias.com/ethiopia-hambela-benti-nenka-7617.html

hope you enjoy the beans anon

>>19773554
bouta buy some green for the first time
how long can i store them in the bag they come in before i roast it?
sadly i cant buy from sweetmarias because importing to aus is a pain.

>>19771595
>he didn't get the model with the camera and the fill sensor activated trap

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO JUST FUCKING BUY GREEN COFFEE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN LAND
i guess home roasters are so uncommon here that people dont even bother making it available.
and there are no details on anything.
no useful information at all.
saying its Yirgachaffe is fucking worthless if there is no score or how it was processed or any of the actual important shit.
fuck me.
>Producer: Selected local growers
thanks dickhead, now please fucking kill yourself.

>>19773612
Long time as long as you're not super dry. Years if you vac seal. Nearly indefinitely if you vac seal and freeze. Its all about slowing degradation like roasted beans. I chop 20lb bags down into 1lbs each because I'm running the micro roaster and don't bother freezing. My greens smell the same as the day I vac them and I've got 2019 crops still laying around.

>>19773674
just seems like the lowest i can order is 1kg so if i want to order multiple beans ill have multiple kilos laying around at once which is more than i would drink in a month.

>>19773669
>t. Aussie

>>19773681
yes

>>19773674
hows this
>https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/rwanda-gisanga-red-bourbon-anaerobic-natural-green/

>>19773795
Looks good, buy 5kg. The idea is to buy more than you drink so you get a nice little end of the world stash built up of choice beenz. I want no less than 50lbs on hand at any time. Lets me drink about a lb a week for a year without buying anything else. Simple as. When I get bored of my rotation I snag a few lbs that seem interesting looking for gems to hoard. Also the hambela was nearly everything they described. Bright, clean, incredibly sweet, lemony and floral. Very slick body and a perfumey aroma.

>>19773842
i bought 1kg as it is the first time buying green coffee
and i dont think i have anywhere to store 5+ kg of green coffee.

>>19773864
You should have gotten their intro to roasting pack. 4x500g. Just glancing through their listings quickly these are the ones that catch my eye. Maybe the png limited edition but I'm real weary of that spice note. I've had some fucked up png before.
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/ethiopia-yirgacheffe-konga-g1-washed-green/
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/indonesia-aceh-gayo-g1-semi-washed-green/
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/jean-vilhena-santa-monica-yellow-catuai-raised-bed-natural-green/
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/colombia-el-indio-caturra-microlot-natural-green-copy/
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/ethiopia-yirgacheffe-kochere-worka-nenke-g1-natural-green/
https://ministrygrounds.com.au/product/colombia-la-flecha-castillo-honey-microlot-green/

>>19773628
>I didn't shit soykaf from my ass
>he wanted me to shit soykaf
>soykaf
get a life

no-name organic coffee is worth it

>>19772685
We'll find out. Just ordered some april filters to toss in the origami.

so. pressurised baskets. my understanding is all they do is force air in to the coffee and make it froth, the bitterness is all gonna be down to the stale coffee that was used, right?
it tastes like earwax. or like a rather bitter beer i guess.

Good morning!

>>19774221
I believe pressurized baskets work by making the valve a point of resistance in the basket in contrast to a normal basket where the puck of coffee is used for resistance. If your coffee is coming out bitter you might be overextracting. You could try using more grounds, lowering the brew temp, etc. You could also just have an uneven extraction, in which case you gotta get better puck prep/a better grinder

For me, it’s irish goffee paired with bacon and eggs

I've got a bag of coffee that was roasted on the 10 of July, it's almost completely full. How terrible do you think trying to finish it would be? It's single origin arabica, so maybe at least better than supermarket stuff with no roasting date at all?

>“Do you know anyone who doesn't drink coffee”?
>"Yes. We must be wary of it." (Gianni Frasi, in an interview).
>To this I could also add that I distrust those who, bolder than ever, answer, even before the echo of the words dies down, to the question "How are you"? with a resounding “Better and better”.
> First of all, I hope that this is exactly the case. But in the turmoil of frenetic marketing and sales, secrecy and privacy, many forget that companies are made up of human beings.
>And as such, imperfect and subject to alternating fortunes, frequently.
>Without putting all one's affairs out there, I believe a slightly more accentuated human component would make those who work hard to achieve their objectives, a reflection of the good results obtained by their Customers, more appreciated.
>This also happens, sometimes, in the possible adversities that life throws at us.
>In short, a little less artifacts, and more soul.
>Are we not perhaps in search of the Authentic?
>Those who don't have it pay people to create false paradises, stories at the limit of credibility, revealing themselves incapable of looking around themselves, and above all inside themselves.

Alright, this must have been answered a thousand times but...

Am i just preparing my coffee wrong if i don't feel diddly fuckin' squat from it? I can drink it before bed and it'll be no different than drinking warm milk.

>>19775758
just built different mate.
some of us can drink coffee all day and night and sleep whenever and sleep like a baby(a baby that sleeps well)
other people cant.
they have 1 coffee and get jitters

>finally settling into my own pourover routine
>espresso machine arriving tomorrow
Life's good, guys. Only thing I'm worried about is, I'll be traveling to visit family soon, and I won't have my stuff with me. What's the best way to make cobbee on the go?

>>19775925
Moka, of course.

>>19775925
aeropress or v60 dripper, maybe a flat bottom dripper like april has smallest footprint

>>19775925
A funnel and paper towel.

>>19775928
>>19775963
Looking at a mokapot or an aeropress. I've used a mokapot before and enjoyed it. What're the pros of aeropresses?

>>19769217
Anyone know of a good cheap coffee maker that ISN'T kcups? I'm talking just a pot. Someone bought me a kcup/pot dual maker for my birthday and it exploded the first time I tried to make a coffee pot. K cups are an overpriced scam.

Also is there any reason I couldn't use it just for heating water to liquidate honey for my tea?

>>19776133
Unironically get a french press, a cheap automatic grinder, and buy costo whole beans. The whole setup will be <$50, and cheap whole beans in bulk from costco will still be way better than similarly priced preground.

>>19776163
Alright will do. I gotta finish off these several bags of Deathwish I bought first though (ordered 5 bags to get a special deal)

>>19776180
>I gotta finish off these several bags of Deathwish
I'm so sorry, anon...

>>19776190
I actually like it.

>he doesnt buy locally roasted, organically grown, ethically sourced beenz

>>19775925
I have a cafetiere (French press) the best mobile and least autistic. I have one at work I just leave there.

>>19776128
aeropress is very flexible with how u brew, although it is fundamentally an immersion brewer

latte. slakes your thirst. simple as.

I got a new coffee maker and forgot to throw out the first cup so fellas how many hours do I have before microplastics get to my heart

>>19774884
i was making it cold so i thought maybe i could use up some stale beans, because the cold is going to supress flavour.
i might have to just throw them out.

>>19775758
coffee/caffeine inherently does not give energy. thats what sugar does. caffeine merely prevents the body from wanting sleep. in some individuals it levels out their mood, so if they were more restless prior, it will relax them.
for me, it is a mood leveller.
if i drink two mugs/two shots, and get my mind stuck on something though, its hard to pull it away. like a restless night that i can accurately make happen.

>>19776853
As if all the other cups will be fine… I told you to just get a Hario Switch but you didn’t listen. (Again, yeah it has a plastic switch but it’s light years better than a whole plastic coffee maker. We just gotta wait till someone invents a metal one or something.)

>>19777498
Again, obligatory.

just get a real v60

>>19775925
I take a hand grinder, a regular plastic V60, some filters, and either a cheap electric kettle or stovetop kettle with a little butane hiking burner depending on if I’ll have electricity or not. When I go camping I use a yeti cup and I get tasty coffee wherever I want.

Kino

>>19776548
Latte means milk you dumb American niggers.
Stop using Italian words randomly.

>>19778122
What a long index finger

>>19778138
You know what they say.

>long index finger, long… ;)

And filtered.

what do you usually smoke with your coffee?

>>19778175
A toscanello is my go to cigar with coffee.

good morning anon have you had your goffee?

>>19778189
mm tasty

Best coffee recipe (espresso)?? I like 20ml of water, with a medium/thin grain, 95c temperature and with 33ml of coffee.

>>19778271
>20ml of water
>medium/thin grain
>33ml of coffee
???

>>19778227
I usually find latte art stupid but this one’s kinda nice. It’s like a simple tree or cactus.

Why’s your cup overflowing though

>>19769893
i like that vietnamese condensed milk in black coffee sometimes. You can't stop me

>>19778286
thanks anon. I'm terrible at latte art so I just try these simple ones. overflowing because it didn't feel finished and I don't mind more milk

>>19778227
I just had my pomeridian goffee. It was good.

>>19778435
Now that's one ugly pour.

>>19778441
Don’t blame me, blame the instanigger vertical video format that allows me to film in 2-3 places only in my house.

>>19778445
The issue is that your flow is not constant and you are spluttering coffee everywhere, I'm not sure if changing locations would help.

>>19769735
how did you make this one?

>>19778453
Ok.
The problem is that it’s a 3 cup moka and I made a 1 cup coffee with the reducer installed, so I’m pouring with the pot filled 1/3 therefore I have to keep it more inclined and the coffe inside pours faster.

I never made these faggy videos before so each time I rewatch them I can learn and improve.

To avoid the coffee drops I can keep the cup inclined with my hand although it wasn’t practical with that framing/location without me covering the background.

>>19778459
It’s a dark roast moka pot coffee, there’s nothing special about it.
The key to make it look syrupy as fucc is to get the upper border cup reflection on the coffee surface in the picture to add a tridimensional feel.
Also, play with the RAW file (although that picture was taken with my phone)to adjust light and shadows and bring out the details.

>>19778475
Same effect.

>thought the level of precision my k6 is capable of is excessive
>espresso is coming out way too fast
>go two ticks finer
>now it's very slow
>go one tick coarser
>now it flows perfectly
>mfw the difference between these three flow rates is one tick
At last I truly see

>>19778140
Okay. Stop. This is just creepy. It's weird enough you obsess over the guy, now you're perving on him. Please delete the image and don't post such material again.

>>19778724
There’s nothing wrong or creepy with that picture, as it shows nothing but Alberto’s passion in doing his job.
It’s completely natural and, dare I say, wholesome.

>>19778724
You're dealing with severe mental illness. Its been going on for 6+ months. Its not going to stop unless you ignore him. He'll samefag on his own posts for a bit then tire himself out.

>>19769217
When I drink coffee, I drink it black, because I don't like the taste either way, I drink it if it's the only caffeine that's available, and to get rid of a caffeine headache. I put it in ice and chug it.

>>19778887
If you're only drinking it for the caffeine, just take caffeine pills.

>>19778871
>t. the real mentally challenged schizo hater

Go back

>>19778897
If they're available, if coffee is the only thing, I'll mix it strong and drink it like I'm chugging beer.

>>19778936
You have a folder full of older Italian men's dick pics and spend months posting them on a cooking forum. Seek help. Then rope yourself.

Commented, rated, and subscribed to anon's 2 view coffee channel.

>>19778963
what channel?
my filter is so large half the posts here dont show up anymore.

>>19778435
cute fratelli mannelli goffee pets

Trabatti anon here.

I encourage any anon ITT to make his own instagram channel and post their coffee related pictures just to spite this insufferable fuck here >>19778991

Godspeed bros, if I made it with reasonable quality pictures then you can do it too.

>>19779015
>instagram channel
never mind i thought it was a youtube channel
oh and thanks for giving me more words to add to my filter, see you fucking never.

>I've posted hundreds of pictures of the man and fantasize about our life together but (you) are the schizo

>>19779055
>>19779079

>>19779094
kek

if i could make pour over at the office id enjoy work more
i totally coud buy a v60 and bring some filters and my c2, but the last barrier is a good pouring kettle and boiling water
what should i do about that, get that collapsible silicone kettle or something?

>>19779145
Buy a fucking moka with an induction plate, eberything will cost less than $100.

Stop being a faggot, nobody likes filter coffee.

Also, women will cream their panties because you're making something exotic and you can offer a cup of delicious moka coffee to them.

>>19779160
i wanna get back into moka but nah i definitely prefer pour over rn, do not give a damn abt my coworkers theyre all indian anyway
although one of them is tastefully thick

>>19776548
decided to experiment. instead of a latte macchiato i pulled the shot into 200ml of hot white choccy. tastes weird but not undrinkable, type 2 enjoyer territory unquestionably.

>>19779176
>latte macchiato

Sorry for calling you a nigger this afternoon, I didn't mean that. It was shitposting.

>that glass

Ok anon, let me suggest you a picture for your new instagram page or just post it here:

Invert the chokky and the milk so that the top of the mountain has milk and the other 2/3rds is chocolate, that will give us the impression of a real mountain with snow.

C O M F Y

>>19779194
the whole glass is hot choco and the brown is the 40ml espresso. first white powdered hot chocc in the world btw. but it's goyslop and should be enjoyed scarcely as to not become a fat fuck. for everyday hot chocc i'd suggest the Caotina Noir, the Caotina Original being in-between, or pure cocoa powder which is healthier.
i see what you mean with the mountains on the glass and will try to make it when i'll make lattes

>>19779294
>powdered hot chocolate mix
Melt some high quality chocolate into milk instead. Bloom some cocoa powder in the milk before hand if you want a richer flavor. Sweeten to taste.
White chocolate is just sweetened cocoa fat by the way. No cocoa solids.

>>19771697
>Does anyone elses neurotoxin act like a neurotoxin ?

>>19779294
>>19779325
On the topic of coffee and chocolate you may find the following videos interesting and informative:
https://youtu.be/1bwhyD7RPVw
https://youtu.be/1jojJW8BL6U
https://youtu.be/ffetrDvi51M
https://youtu.be/_uttjKSiJpU
https://youtu.be/X7DV8KcZ_to

>>19779325
>Melt some high quality chocolate
no chance i'm making milk drinks with my matepono 90 desu
i'll try cocoa powder bloom and 1 square of lindt 90 later
>White chocolate is just sweetened cocoa fat by the way. No cocoa solids.
i know but still tasty from time to time

>>19779370
thanks, i'll check them. specialty goffee and specialty chocc are really similar.
https://orfeve.com/en/shop/noir-de-noir/bar-matepono-90-solomon-islands/

Don't get dragged into the moka scam.

>>19779472
Sorry rabbi, I won’t buy a fr*nch press and become a racemixing homosexual.

>>19779485
>racemixing
>homosexual

>>19779325
>>19779370
what chocc is best for the white mountainous latte macchiat? i'm thinking 99

>>19779674
I don't like anything above 70%

>>19779679
gotchu

>>19779714
Never seen it in a store unfortunately.

>>19779674
Always go with the highest percentage you can find and sweeten to taste. The lower percentages have less cacao and more sugar and the higher percentages usually contain higher quality cacao because there's less sugar and other additives to hide behind.

>>19779669
Alberto and the trabatti fag are going to adopt a little mokababymigrant as soon as the paperwork clears. Don't spoil their dreams.

>>19769893
I still use coffee mate in my french press and there's nothing you can do about it tranny

>>19769217

where can a fella get a good quality dark roast? maybe a medium roast too but a good dark roast would be great. a lot of the pastebin sites seem to primarily be light roast/medium roast. do i just roast the beans myself? idk how to do that.

preferably also preground but i might get a hand grinder anyways

>>19779975
Knock yourself out. You can probably find it in a grocery store.
https://www.stumptowncoffee.com/collections/coffee#filter.tags_filter=Ground

Line up for your pod coffee.

>>19780113
If you look closely you can see the trabattifag buying christmas presents for his papà.

>>19780126
>I filter his posts >>19778174
>>19778991 >>19779055 but for the love of god I can’t stop obsessing about him >>19779848

I wonder when this unstable closeted homosexual will start sending trabatti anon dick picks through Instagram DMs and death threats

>>19780195
What kind of faggot uses instagram in 2023?

>>19779392
Yeah that's too expensive for a nice cup of choc. I recommend just using bakers chocolate for the melt, it's not nearly as expensive and still is delicious and rich.

>>19779160
>women will cream their panties
after they pissed their pants because i kidnapped them inside?

>>19780801
No, because they squeeze hard enough to produce crema

guff

>>19778475
Fill the pot with water and just practice pouring even amounts for a bit. Blaming fill level is cope.
t. bar worker

gof mehker

15 grams of chokky 30% robusta goff cold brew made with aeropress and prismo + brioche bun, apricot marmalade and butter = WEW LADS

Edit = LOOOOL banned for the zoomer Trabatti photoshop, apparently it’s a troll post outside /b/

The sore faggot is a janny, there’s not other explanation.

>>19781020
I’ll go as far as saying that it only happened because I was filming.

>>19781250
Please kill yourself.

>>19781260
If I was dead, who would fill the dying general with dozens of “go back” / “fuck Italians” / “moka scam” / “filtered” / etc. posts?

I don’t want to take this away from the community, it’s such a blessing reading your coffee unrelated posts in the same general you blame me for having ruined (for posting self made coffee stuff). :^)

>>19781250
Is this the ip you samefag off of? There's not other explanation.

I've been using this thing to make cold brew, and I have to say, it's fucking garbage. The container that holds the grounds is too small and too high up. The yield is minimal, and the coffee comes out week. After a few tries I've given up and just mix coffee with water and let it sit there for 12+ hours and then use the shitty grounds holder to filter grounds out once it's done. I might have been doing something wrong, but I don't think so. It's just garbage.

>>19781298
I get about 60g in the 700ml one. After a couple years of on and off use the membrane is starting to separate from the plastic letting more shit get trapped so I'll be looking for a replacement soon. Still a good poorfags pickup solely for getting a cheap heat safe carafe with a lid for like $16. I think it's a better deal than the mason jar kits for the same price.

>yes i'm an espresso afficionado, how could you tell?

>>19781326
you could never convince me that this is something that people actually drink

>>19781326
is that the Gagné special? no way you got the actual carina nebula cup (NGC 3372 for us scientists) it's not diffuse enough. looks more liek the oyster nebula as you can detect some planets inside the cup. i deduce this coffeeshop to be close to the camelopardalis district.

>>19781326
>>19781331
the face after his first sip says it all. the usual "oh, i'm on camera, better give it a nod of approval" look and gesture after that fools no one.

>>19781298
You might be a retard. I've used it for a few years and the only problem I had was breaking it in the sink, but amazon sent me a replacement
>yield is minimal
huh? it makes ~1L of concentrate for about 80 to 100g of grounds.
>coffee is weak
what are you mixing it with? I can go 30% to 50% concentrate and the rest as water & milk and it's fine. If it's weak then use more of it and less of milk/water?
>basket is too high up
just fill it with more water then? you can fill it up to the top to almost overflowing and then leave it in the fridge 24 hours.

>>19781326

When people say to pre-heat your brewer how much do they actually mean?
Because to me pre-heat means at least warm to the touch but that takes a ton of hot water from a tap so I assume that's not what they mean

>>19781616
>to me pre-heat means at least warm to the touch
That's what they mean. Best way to do it is to put it in the sink or in deep plate so that water can't escape from the bottom as easily, and then filling it up with boiling water. If you're just running water through it then yeah, it's gonna take a lot of water. If it's plastic you don't really have to pre-heat, just rinse it under the hot tap with the paper inside it.

>>19781616
Ideally you want it to heat up to water's boiling point to avoid heat losses, but that's pretty hard to do as you have noticed.

Comandante masterrace

>>19781740
>masterrace

If you're going to samefag to meme on 'dante wait a few more minutes between posts. Makes it more believable.

I tried using a flair 58 today. It came out watery even after a few tries. I expected this at first, but I'm suspicious about one of the parts. One thing I noticed is that the pressure bar gauge feels a little loose, and as I pull a shot, it doesn't react at all. This part is very important for me to be able to follow recipes and know when I'm applying how much pressure. I'm wondering if either I haven't set it up correctly or if the gauge is faulty. Anyone have experience with this?

>projection
if you're going to post in /ctg/ take your meds. Makes it less schizophrenic

>>19781844
That pressure can only come out in a few places. Either water sprays out of the top of the brew chamber, sprays into the gauge, or it comes out the bottom of your basket. I'm going to guess you're not grinding anywhere near fine enough to build pressure for a 58mm basket. Also make sure you're not getting an air bubble in your brew chamber. Always fill to the top.
>>19781849
Completely organic posts. Screenshot of a grinder picture and a prepared webm response. I get it, sometimes you want to meme and need a springboard.

>>19781740
If I was willing to spend comandante money on a grinder I'd just get a kinu instead.

>coffee black only when women around

>>19781740
Which handheld grinder should I get? I bought a cheap electric one, and I think the motor is on the fritz. If it were nicer, I'd probably try to fix it, but it was under 50 bucks, so I imagine the parts and time investment aren't worth the chance of seeing it work again. Is 200 better spent on an electric of a manual burr grinder?

>>19781397
It's weak ass coffee man. No matter what I did. It's garbage. Just mixing grounds with water works better.

>>19781971
Generally a manual grinder is going to perform better than an equivalently priced electric grinder. If you're willing to drop $200 you can get a kinu phoenix or a low tier electric grinder. For less you can get a kingrinder k4 (espresso focused) or k6 (pourover focused), although the people that make them have had some manufacturing issues recently, I don't think any kingrinders have been effected as of yet but it's something to keep in mind.

>>19781977
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
>>19781971
Manual by a long shot. What kind of coffees do you like to drink, and how?

>>19781982
NTA, but what are the manufacturing defects to look for when inspecting a brand new Kingrinder?

>>19782109
What fucking skill? You put the grinds in the container pour water over it, and leave it be. What is there to fuck up?

It's just shitty.

>>19782121
Kin is run by ex-1zpresso people. Alot of 1zpresso's shit trickles down into kin(k4 is basically a jx, k6 is basically a k-plus). 1zpresso just had to recall their new x-ultra because the burrs were chipping. No issues with kin yet but if 1zpresso is cheaping out on their burrs kin might be doing the same soon. A recall is exactly what you want to see in this situation so its not that big of a deal.

>>19782146
>What is there to fuck up?
Dunno but you managed it somehow. You're the first complaint I've seen since I started shilling it years ago. Me and the other anon have no problems with it(other than me fucking up the membrane a bit while cleaning). Grind finer and try stirring it up after a while I guess.

>>19782163
Nope, I've tried all that, its weak shit. Better to just mix it, the mesh is a meme.

>>19782190
1l french press

>>19782190
>weak shit
Skill issue. Preground or fresh? Are you weighing your coffee or throwing in spoonfuls and hoping for the best? Just started a batch with some washed guatamalan. 720ml/60g gives me a 1:12 ratio. Perfect over ice. It'll get restrained through a v60 tomorrow. Are you making a batch and watering it down?

>coffee only when around black women

How can you call yourself a coffee enjoyer if you don't scrub yourself with the grounds?

>>19781288
Friendly reminder: you look like this

>in b4 this posts gets banned for trolling outside /b/

Suck my dick fat bastard, I’ll become your worse nightmare.

>>19782660
>thebarn

>>19782660
He's been seething all day kek. Besides I shave with a bespoke straight and the finest Chinese-Italian made soaps, Tcheon Fung Sing.

>>19782726
>The morning choice for a perfect shave...
>the Bignoli soap factory has been making this male ritual a pleasure since 1945, using natural ingredients that leave the skin delicately scented.
>Discovered by chance, these are the fragrances I alternate, but they are not the only ones produced.
>I'll try them all over time...

Based

Goodnight coffee famiglia, see you tomorrow.

>>19782872
Buonanotte

>>19782873
Buongiorno

>>19782855
If you want to experience true luxury cast aside your prejudice and locate some Grooming Department soaps. Handmade by some guy named Mohammed out in california. SSS+ tier. TFS was my absolute favorite(still are for plant based) before I got ahold of a few of his pucks. Just got in coattails last week with a new TFS aftershave. Both are very complex scents. Not my pic but I've been running that semogue owner's club SE 2012 silvertip mixed knot since it came out. I might make another espresso and have a nice hot shave later tonight.
https://www.groomingdept.com/products/coattails-tallow-shaving-soap
Lathers like butter. That lamb tallow creates a very different feel than his normal beef tallow soaps.

is anyone wanting to buy a coffee maker on amazon's sale tomorrow? i'm thinking this one:

>>19769217
>remember when this general was good?
No, but I'd like to think I could.
Pic related? No. It's just silly.
>>19778175
Usually an indica or sativa blend.

Just brewed my morning coffee. Ate a pop tart with it and will chew some nicotine gum with it too.

>>19783883
>nicotine

Just had my morning coffee. Used moka pot today. Have a good day

Whats with the hate for plain coffee

>>19783977
it's boring

>>19783977
I need to eat something as well, else I'll get hungry.

Haven't visited /ctg/ for a while. Is K6 still the budget king? What's the latest fad?

>>19769217
I have 3 of these a day every day

>>19782109
>Manual by a long shot. What kind of coffees do you like to drink, and how?
I make 50g of pourover every morning. I recently got a manual espresso machine, but I'm still figuring it out, and I think one of my problems might be my grind isn't fine enough since the one I've got is cheap is broken (it makes a lot more noise than it used to, and it'll randomly turn itself off in the middle of a grind).

>>19783977
Does "plain coffee" just mean black? If so, do people really hate it? If I'm just making a quick cup in an automatic drip machine with some preground shit I bought at the store, sure. It'll probably be a bad experience unless I add some cream and sugar. But when I go through the effort of importing some $25/lb single source bean, unless it's meant to be drank with cream and sugar like some are, I'm not adding anything to it. The whole god damn point of getting into specialty coffee is tasting coffee that's good on its own. You can detect notes and emphasize certain aspects by tweaking variables in your pourover. Adding god damn half and half would ruin it. People here can do whatever they want, but some coffees are best drank black.

>>19783977
>plain
huh?

I've been mixing cold brew and chocolate milk for some tasty iced mochas. Gotta get my protein in with my covfefe

>>19782260
Why would I water it down? it's already weak.

I tried many amounts, half of the container, 1/4th, 3/4ths, it's always weak shit. As I said, just mixing coffee and water together and straining it alter works much better than this mesh container nonsense.

I don't know man, maybe you just enjoy weak-ass cold brew. I don't.

>>19769217
Why do women only talk about themselves? What if I drink coffee to show it off around my rivals?

>>19784737
That's exactly right, everything to women is about them. You don't drink black coffee because you like it, you do it because of them. You don't dress well because you want to, you dress well to impress them. I you don't talk to them because you're making conversation, it's because you want to shag them. It's always about them, and if it isn't it should be.

>>19784475
bosh

>>19784703
So thats a yes to using preground, a no to measuring and understanding what you're actually making and a yes to the skill issue? Find a scale. For the bigger 1L version of the mizudashi, I'd be using ~85g. Filtering my batch from yesterday now.
>Why would I water it down?
Just making sure you're not under the impression that it makes a cold brew concentrate for diluting down. Guessing you're also brewing at low temps in the fridge too?

>>19784760
No, I grind myself, I have no idea why you assumed I didn't. Coarse grind. I think you just enjoy weak ass coffee, that's fine tho, you do you.

>>19784764
Because I asked you whether or not you used preground? You're doing something wrong. Dodging troubleshooting questions doesn't help you. How much water and how much coffee are you putting in? How long are you letting the batch go? What grinder? What setting?
>Skill issue. Preground or fresh? Are you weighing your coffee or throwing in spoonfuls and hoping for the best?
>Grind finer and try stirring it up after a while I guess.

>>19784796
I just don't feel like reading advice from someone who enjoy weak-ass coffee. I've already figured out that it's better to just use the mesh thingie to strain, and that's it.

>>19784805
Buddy you're the one complaining about his weak coffee on 4chan. Good luck.
>I might have been doing something wrong, but I don't think so.

>>19784818
It's no longer weak tho. Because I no longer use the mesh thing to steep. Solved. Enjoy your weak ass coffee.

>>19784824
Sounds about right. Check out the pastebin sometime. It'll help.

>>19784703
>>19784764
>>19784805
>>19784824
Not that guy, but my reading of this situation is you asked for help, received it, got offended that the person who helped you said things like "skill issue", and then you proceeded to dodge any specifics of what you had been doing that prompted you asking for help. You wouldn't post ratios or recipes. You just kept repeating
>bro looks like you enjoy a weak ass cup of coffee
in a conversation that initiated with you making a weak ass cup of coffee, deciding it was the tool's fault, and then posting about it here. Why'd you even post if you A) weren't looking for help and B) are so fragile that being called dumb by a faceless voice is enough to make you completely recede into being a broken record who projects his inability to make coffee onto people who are trying to help you. Genuinely never post here again. You don't deserve the time the autists ITT while waste helping your dumb ass make a better cup of joe.

>>19784959
>you asked for help
I never did. I simply wanted to warn people about the shitty product. Read my first post. I never asked for help.

Starting the day with a drippy, sisters.

>>19784984

>>19784964
>complain about product
>admittedly might be using it wrong
>no attempts to figure out how to use it correctly
>>19784959
Tried to help him. Oh well. Guessing he runs shitty beans through a shitty grinder and wants to bitch.

>>19785013
>provide unsolicited useless "advice"
>get butthurt when "advice" is shitty
Ok bro.

>>19785020
92% of amazon mouthbreather reviewers manage to figure it out. Most of those 1 and 2 star reviews say it works fine, its just fragile. You're doing something wrong. Do better.

>>19785038
Lol, please show me some capeshit reviews to prove it's good cinema next, lol.

>>19785053
You're complaining about the picture quality of a 3d movie. The people around you are telling you to put on the glasses while you cry about them liking blurry films. Or to give another example, you're crying that planet of the apes doesn't make sense while not realizing you have subtitles turned off. Good luck. Try not to hurt yourself navigating this strange world.

>>19782974
truly incredditble. a new pasta is born.

Cold brew is oxidized crap. Why do retards even fight about it?

>>19785096
Haven't made it in months. Only started that batch yesterday to help the bozo out and now I suffer for a day with no espresso while I sip skunky but strong bru.

>>19785096
Done properly, it's not bad. I don't want it every day or even every week, but it's something you should know how to make if you're gonna be that guy people mentally catalogue as the dude spends 1/5th of his disposable income on coffee and an hour every day brewing it. Besides coffee, one of the things that people know I'm interested in is baking. I don't love beignets, but I know how to make them.

>>19785164
>hour a day making coffee
Sorry to tell you but coffee is not a hobby, touch grass mate

>>19785502
Coofin ain't easy. Thx for the bump.

>>19769217
I have two pretty great sets of beans currently but I noticed that one of them is significantly harder to grind. I'm using the same manual grinder and while the first kind of beans cracks and grinds easily, I get the feeling that the others are way softer, which you notice even by touching the beans.
Both look very similar in terms of roast, is there any other way I could tell at the store how 'soft' some beans are?

>>19785502
>coffee isn’t a hobby
Then why’s there a general for it? I understand this is low quality bait, but it’s really no different than cigars, bread, wine, or any number of other things people like enough to spend hours of their lives learning. Why waste bits in 4chan’s backend by gatekeeping the level of acceptable excitement surrounding coffee in the coffee general thread? Seems like a retard’s errand to me, even if bait.

Start of work bump, hope you have a good day gents

Increasingly I'm finding coffee beans are getting poorer in quality. I look out for citrus and floral notes nowadays but they've become incredibly rare.

how do you solve this design flaw? every coffee maker I've had rusts

>>19786629
you dont buy that "coffee" maker.

>>19786627
sometimes its a bad year.

>>19778133
Caffe latte gets shortened to latte. It makes sense.

Think about how "world wide web" gets shortened to "web". "Web" by itself could just mean a spider's web, or in this context, "a complex system of interconnected elements" (dictionary definition). But when you say "I found this on the web", people know you're referring to the world wide web, rather than just any system of connected elements, or a spider's web.

>>19776269
i want them unethically sourced. some buck better been whipped for my coffee

>>19786344
Brewing coffee ing your house for yourself is not a hobby
At least learn to be a barista

>>19786662
it's a latte macchiato retard

1 kilo beenz
this week
maybe even today
or tomorrow
i hope they smell good raw like they smell good roasted.
im not posting much
sorry
busy
:3

>>19786877
>at least learn to be a barista
No thanks, wagie.

How much cadmium is in grinders

>>19787184
Oh the humanity!

>>19786877
Why would being a barista make coffee any more of a hobby? Walk through the logic of why it can't be a hobby. Or are you just gonna keep repeating yourself like a spaz

>>19787163
Size 00 April filters arrived yesterday. Slightly inconvenient in the big origami but 3 cups in I like them. Distinctly different cup than cones and inverted cones.

>>19787184
Not enough.

>>19787201
Coffee is made at 10 mintues tops. You can only consume so much coffee per day. Returns are very diminishin gonce you have your nethod dialed in.

Home coffee consumption is not a hobby

>>19787262
NTA, but I make pour over twice a day for me and my roommates. I also pull a few shots later on in the evening usually. It's around 20-25 minutes of work. If I decide to prep something for the next day, it's around the same. It's as much of a hobby as baking or sewing, and I wouldn't guess you'd be autistic enough to get mad at someone for treating those things like hobbies.
>Returns are very diminishin gonce you have your nethod dialed in
This is like if you ate the same bologna and cheese sandwich everyday got mad at someone for treating cooking like a hobby because you yourself don't put that much effort into it beyond what's required to make the same sandwich you've been having every day for years. Maybe your coffee's just shit.

I’ve just ordered an Osaka brand pour over from eBay.
Never used one before, any tips on the correct grind etc?

Black pill me on viet coffee
I tried it once it has a specific way it’s served and dripped out in front of you it was the best coffee I’ve ever had but can’t find it in the west

>>19787271
Thats kinda depressing ngl

>>19787330
>being so dopamine addled that someone having a 30-minute routine they enjoy is depressing
Grim state in this general.

>>19787304
Phin is meme. You'll find some brands in the west but it's often pregrind or instant. Pregrind is probably what your local viet restaurant will serve you. Most of those shops probably rely on the condensed milk for their coffee to be good.

>>19787363
How is it ‘a meme’?

>>19786654
It's been like this for at least 3 years now.

>>19787373
Its combination of drip and immersion doesn't work well if you're looking to be consistent. The filter will clog from fines in both the brewing chamber and filter plate. If some filter holes clog, the result will be channeling and over brewing. There are ways to unclog the filter but you'll agitate the bed and can worsen clogging. It'll make more sense to use the french press if you're needing body in the coffee.

>>19769217
>remember when this general was good?
lol, no
I've only ever came here for a laugh as people show off their plastic funnels and bleached paper filters.
Half the people here spend a lot of money and time to end up with coffee that might as well be folgers.

>>19787184
I didn't even think about that.

>>19787484
>Half the people here spend a lot of money and time to end up with coffee that might as well be folgers.
Make a batch of folders with a Mr Coffee then grind up a cheap bean from the store and do pourover with a scale and gooseneck. You'll be able to taste the difference, and that's with a cheap bean from the store. You're not a genius because you can make a decent cup of coffee. Most people can reach that bar after watching a couple youtube videos and practicing for a few days.

>>19787527
Youre going to extremes. If you sre buying decent coffee and have a good hand grinder you dont really need more for a pourover. Any improvement beyond that is purely subjective and probably impreceptible. You have no personality and are trying to make up for it with your expensive tirnkets. Get real

>>19786911
Go back under the radar, D&C faggot.

What is the cheapest way of getting the best coffee at home?
>go to a cafe
I live in buttfuck no where, there's no places for coffee.

Tomorrow I’ll take a new comfy picture, I’m framing it in my mind right now.

Now, tell me about your favourite toppings for milk based beverages, I was thinking of salted caramel but dulce de leche intrigues me too. Is it worth making homemade caramel sauce?

>>19787527
>You have no personality and are trying to make up for it with your expensive tirnkets
Why are you arguing with straw? I said decent coffee is easy to make and that you shouldn't position yourself as better than other people here because you make a cup that doesn't taste like sewage, and your idea of a response was to call me pretentious? Touch a boob, my guy.

Topic of these threads should be changed to the coffee pseuds general

>>19787573
He's still seething and drinking worse robusta than the viets. You love to see it.

>>19787621
schizo coffee time is more fitting

>>19787363
How can I make my own? Do I really need all their fancy devices isn’t it a pour over? Just the bean makes the diff?

>>19787580
Depends on how much effort you are willing to put in.

>>19787655
I want to make viet coffee what am I looking at price wise?

>>19787666
Knock yourself out. + a can of condensed milk.
https://nguyencoffeesupply.com/products/vietnamese-coffee-phin-filter-kit?variant=43077605196034

>>19782974
Cringge

NEW
>>19787682
>>19787682
>>19787682

>>19787673
Thanks anon! That’s all I need? What type of bean I have a shitty kitchen grinder with blades a ninja am I all set?

>>19787691
Yep. I'd just get their preground until you drop ~$100 on a hand grinder. Make sure you check out what those coffees actually are. One is arabica, one is robusta, one is a blend.
https://nguyencoffeesupply.com/products/bundle-vietnamese-coffee-trio?variant=31546272710713

>>19787706
Going to get ground just two different flavors and the condensed milk 6pk

Is it actually good to buy from here and not some cheap Amazon shit for the device and coffee from there is it worth it?

>>19787724
You can probably save a few bucks minmaxing the phin on amazon but over 100s of cups are you really going to care? I'm assuming nguyen's quality is probably better than your generic aliexpress reseller junk.

>>19787755
That’s what I’m asking is it quality worth it in the long run? And o drink all my coffee black does the condensed milk is a game changer that makes it viet right?

>>19787655
All the effort necessary, but I have a pretty tight budget

>>19787785
Sweet condensed milk is what cuts through the stronger+ more bitter robusta they grow and makes it tasty.
>quality worth it in the long run
Buy once cry once. To put shit in perspective I just paid $23 for 100 paper filters. Phin doesn't need them so its all upfront expense. If an extra $5 in your pocket is going to help you, skimp wherever you can. I only linked that kit because its convenient.

>>19787823
No I appreciate the link I’m going to buy it I just didn’t want cheap product

And makes sense about the milk I guess the bean is really where the magic is in viet coffee

>>19787823
Thanks for letting Nguyen Coffee Supply fuel your hustle!
!

>>19787841
Thats the only us roaster I know that specializes in viet grown coffees. Branch out after those bags.
>>19787859
Rope yourself.

>>19787527
>>19787601 Not me
>>19787484 Me
I've been noticing more and more particularly in the past month or so that posters have been replying on my behalf. I know there are a lot of bots on here, but its getting ridiculous.

>>19787877
Lol both are me. What other reputable bean brands should I go for? And does grinding my own bean really worth it for this type coffee the website said they grind it specially for their viet filters

>>19787905
Any good specialty roaster once you get a decent grinder. Check the pastebin. I recommend s&w to alot of anons here and they've all loved it. Good selection, great prices and he'll grind them for you if you need as well.
https://www.swroasting.coffee/shop/single-origin-coffees-lighter-roasts-/2
>And does grinding my own bean really worth it for this type coffee
I'd bet. Try it and find out. I don't drink viet coffee or use a phin. Ordering from ngu gets you a fresh roast vs buying random bags of robusta that have been sitting in amazon warehouses. Their preground is probably going to be better than whatever random shit you were served.

>>19787948
Cooking anons are so helpful. Makes sense so much Chinese shit on Amazon probably would be smoking bugs

>>19787389
oh, then skill issue i guess.