/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19772051
I'd tell you to kys but it looks like you're already doing that

>>19772051
Bowlero.

>>19772051
Coffee and a good cig is the breakfast of champions but only like once a month kek

>>19772051
Imagine being so starved for attention that you post on /ck/ that you had a cigarette for breakfast. I hope my derision has satisfied your beaten dog syndrome.

>>19772051
at least one normal person at this board.

picrel is the best breakfast in America

>>19772051
What's your average

>lights
post dialator

>>19772094
projection

>>19772051
Do you run the bowling shoe rental too ?

>>19772311
>dialator
is that an automatic dialer

>that grimey bowling pinsetter machine manual
lol this nigga living in the back of a bowling alley

>>19772051
>>19772386
People that work in bowling alleys are either super nice or absolutely trash degenerates that hate being there, no in between. Look buddy, just get my ball that got stuck in your shitty return

>>19772051
American Spirits taste so much better and last longer, I don't know why more people don't smoke them as a normal every day cig.

>>19772051

Hot damn, a feast! I used to bum smokes like those from the other kitchen workers then surprised everyone on Christmas Eve with a carton to split amongst the team. Good times, though I don't miss smoking

>>19772386

I actually live above a bowling alley and beneath another bowling alley

>>19772655

American Spirits are good but taking a draw is liking trying to suck through a straw with something stuck in it

>>19772691
>Upstairs bowling alley
So fucking kino

>>19772386
I work here 6 days a week as the only mechanic we have, so yeah you could say that

>>19772750
Is it true what they say about bowling alley mechanics?

I don't know anon, what do they say

>>19772753
>smirk emoji
>smirk emoji
>smirk emoji

>>19772060

>>19772051
Don't worry little buddy, it'll get better

>>19772051
rather than go with the contrived "Grim." reply i actually think this is quite stoic

>>19772691
is it noisy?

A lot of drugs have been snorted and rolled up on that notebook. Get some help anon. And Marb lights are for gays and women btw.

>>19772235
worked here for a few months and still haven't tried both chili and gravy in one bite. also our hashbrowns suck, denny's is way better, i should get a job there to find out why

>>19772051
Such fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRAZ9S86Us

>>19772051
break fast

>>19772235
I've lived here my whole life, and I genuinely have no god damn idea what this is. Gravy on top of chili on top of hashbrowns and vegetables? What the fuck?

>>19772051
Do you live in a traphouse?

>>19775535
You've never been to a waffle house?

>>19776109
Went there with my fat uncle last time I visited him, right after his 3rd divorce. The food sucked, and he was complaining about the black waitress the entire time.

>>19776121
>doesn’t like black people
>goes to Waffle House
Your uncle is a fucking moron, anon.

>>19772051
how the fuck do you eat a lighter

>>19776279
cram

>>19776279
Crack it open and drink the butane.

>>19772750
What a strange existence (I guess you could say that for anybody though). Maybe try writing a short film or something, I feel like a bowling alley is an interesting place to start.

Proud European. This was my breakfast the other day. Guess my country

>>19777038
>Morrisons
You’re in England.

>>19777083
Ah shit, I should’ve cropped that

>>19772051
I can imagine what the front window of your van looks like anon...
Get your shit together, you'll feel better.

>>19777038
so do you just bite into it like an apple? Your breath must reek after that right?

>>19777115
Bongs stink already don't worry

>>19772051
I like the cut of your jib.