/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19765952
Incredible action shot

>>19765958
Nothing to post, ass-taster?

>>19765960
Not that guy, but you need Jesus.

>>19765949
My hedgehogs do that. I need to figure something out with bolting down the bowl or something. I have to sweep every damn day because they're little piggies.

>>19765930
this is 100% staged but I lol'd

>>19765967
>live in frozen wasteland
>still choose to eat raw frozen food
Why?

>>19766272
Try a plate, or a bowl with lower edges. Many animals with whiskers tend to dislike their whiskers hitting the container, or otherwise manipulating them to avoid it, while eating.

>>19766483
Yeah, maybe I just need something more flat. I'll try some things.

>>19766530
Cute

>>19766448
This is one of those gifs I'll never not watch

>>19766272
That rabbit really likes to steal cat and dog food. He has to get sectioned off or he'll hurt his tummy

>>19766460
I mean he's making the most of that situation if you ask me

>>19766530
Makes me want to get some hoghogs

>>19766460
It's -30 outside. All food is frozen.

>>19765930

>>19767172

>>19765930
There's nothing wrong with reposting webms....but some webms get posted way too much. Egg king is obviously exempt because he's a meme.

>>19767218
>427 calories
Bullshit

wheres my band

>>19765930
I don't have a WEBM to share but why are Americans so incapable of minding their own business? You hardly see confrontations between complete strangers like this elsewhere.

>>19765940
MMMM, 1 part beef per 5 parts cheese my favoutrite

>>19767229
Why are Americans so addicted to fast food? Like, aren’t they a little young to be regularly eating chick fil a

>>19767278
Why are foreigners so obsessed with America? You hardly see Americans obsessed with other countries.

>>19767290
They aren't eating chik fil a, if you actually clicked the webm you'd know that.

>>19766660
>>19766674
He literally has access to fire. Also that fish was intentionally frozen.

>>19767291
Hardly an obsession just a little observation, something I saw in the time I spent there as well.

>>19767290
>>19767297
Anon is saying that they're way too fucking young to be so conditioned by fast food to the point that their garbage mother literally has to make them believe it came from Chick Fil-A.

>>19767338
>they're way too fucking young to be so conditioned by fast food
Every fast food and every chain restaurant has a kids menu. Those kids are clearly 6-8 years old. The parents would need to literally never go to chik fil a and black out their windows for the children not to know what it is.

>>19767418
Retards falling for Japanese tourist traps will never stop being funny to me.

>>19767175
>>19767172
for those that don't know in the American prison system the only food that prisoners get access to outside standard meal time is what they buy at the prison commissary. Its a little store in prison that sells goyslop candy and chips but also ramen. Since they banned tobacco products in Americans prisons ramen has become one of the de facto prison currency because it serves as the base for a million of these weird goyslop recipes prisoners come up with to try and put some sort of decent variety in their diet.

>>19767197
How does she get out?

>>19765960
this one is extremely funny with good quality. shit what happened to this webm, its like it went through years of jpgerry

>>19767443
I was tricked into eating cod cum by my Japanese friend when I lived in the mountains of Niigata at an Izakaya after we climbed Mt. Myoko. It was tempura style, really soft but not gross or gay until he told me it was cum.

>>19766644
For me Its one of those that i saw once in 2017 and will never open again

>>19766651
I've bought all kinds of fresh fruit for the hedgehogs but they always go straight for the kitty kibble and peanuts. And then I and up having to eat the fruit myself.

>>19767213
This is just some asshole torturing animals for a TikTok video.

>>19767418
I've eaten loads, pardon the expression, of milt from cod and plaice here in Denmark. Amazingly silky texture with very little flavour. I don't see how it's weirder than eating the roe.

>>19767278
You dont see it anywhere else because nobody cares about anywhere else.

>>19767418
Next time I get a woman to suck my dick I'll pair with Ponzu sauce

>>19767229
my mom tried this, nevermind the fact WE didn't like her food because it was comically bad. Also I was already 12 at that point.

>>19767307
what are those?

>>19767741
did she ever teach herself how to cook

>>19767666
I know what I'm going to say makes zero sense, but for me it's equivalent with the fact that I am ok with licking a vagina but I would never ever lick a penis.

>>19767748
it's your classic "if you don't like my food then don't eat it... WHY ARE YOU NOT EATING MY FOOD??!!!". She bought one of those giant rice cooker to put leftover in it because apparently "food can't ever go bad if it's constantly cooked".

>>19767229
I wouldn't eat that vegetable salad either

>>19767752
Nah, I kind of get it, man.
I don't have a problem eating male animals but if I were to ever eat a human I would REALLY prefer it to be a chick.

>>19767418
Retard shit. We in eastern EU eat fish cum all the time and it's pretty good, but why eat it raw? Boil it into a soup and you get these delicious dough-like bits, raw sounds disgusting.

>>19765938
Inedible slop.
>>19765948
>>19767418
Do you really have to repost this every time?

>>19767378
that looks delicious, ngl

>>19767752
Bigot

>>19767933
Looks like it has been boiled, no?
>>19767752
Its food you dingus. Cooked cleaned and prepared.

>>19765938
How do you even eat that?

>>19767487
She has to eat all the eggs.

>>19767369
Retard.

>>19767197
Good Food :)

>>19768331
>How do you even eat that?
why would you even want to

>>19765940
or just make a normal quesadilla

>>19767229
kids are dumb but they're not THAT dumb. unless they're like 6 they'd notice immediately that that's not what normally comes in those containers. and if they're that old they shouldn't be that addicted to fucking chickfila already anyway

I miss the transparent spinning food gifs thread.

>>19768732
They're American children, and urban ones at that.

>>19767239
simmons?

>>19765956
>Can I be cheezburger?

>>19768429
I accept your concession

>>19767218
>the obscene quantity of spices

Americans are mentally ill animals with burnt taste buds

>>19767952
If you're not going to reply to any of the webms that have been posted for years in every webm thread, don't ask.

>>19768837
Retard.

>>19767793
>She bought one of those giant rice cooker to put leftover in it because apparently "food can't ever go bad if it's constantly cooked".
was she trying to kill you?

>>19767293
>flat pan
>grill marks

>>19768855
0:27 you can see the tortilla was like that before being placed in the pan. Don't they sell tortillas with fake grill marks in your country?

>>19768855
The marks were already there. It's not uncommon for wraps and tortillas to have marks on one side.

>>19767229
Or maybe just try being an actual parent and tell them to eat what you give them without reaffirming a bizarre and perverse mental dependancy upon fast food.

>>19767307
Thats extremely risky to eat those raw giving the fact that the water/mud might be contaminated.

>>19767307
The wide eyes and nod at 0.53 suggests it probably tastes fine, good even. But fucking hell it looks utterly revolting. And its been dug out a rotting log in a swamp so why even consider putting it in your mouth? Mental

>>19766448
I fucking hate cats so much.

>>19767836
Productivity up, wage down :) now they need only one person at the bar all day.

>>19765952
this ii howww i see everything btswq

>>19765960
>they all look at the camera like in the shining

>>19767463
You see some of the "food" they get fed then it's hard to blame them for trying to get creative with ramen and other junk food.

>>19767247
I wish she did lingerie pics, she's cute.
I love big ham arms on girls.

>>19768883
>fake grill marks
For what purpose?

>>19768369
Do Amerifats really??

>>19767291
because you are on american weeb website
stupid newfags like you should lurk forever

>>19767278
>I don't have a WEBM to share but why are Americans so incapable of minding their own business? You hardly see confrontations between complete strangers like this elsewhere.
>Elsewhere there are just normal things like carbombings, stonings, beheadings, dousing people in gasoline and lighting them on fire, and throwing acid in the faces of strangers. Just civilized European activities.

>>19769946
For grill marks.

>>19769500
Shut up shitskin

>>19770569
>0 days since last mass shooting
now fuck off back to /pol/

>>19767326
Good cake art skills applied in a strange way.

>>19767369
>>19768837
Retard

>>19766448
based cat I fucking hate seagulls so much

>>19767297
Are you retarded how do you misread a post that badly

>>19767301
nice clip, too bad the actual show is tumblr-tier garbage.

>>19769507
Good, then maybe the bar won't shut down like my last one did

>>19770598
I mean you're rather defeating your own point there if you hear about every single gunshot going off in america while your news media actively suppresses every violent event in your country

>>19765930
I hope she learned her lesson from doing that. She must have felt like a real scumbag.

>>19770569
Literaly caused by mutt chimp out in Middle East and mutts forcing muslims to flee to Europe, and USA being funder of international leftism also forced Europe to take in the refugees.

>>19767744
shipworms, a woodboring clam
basically, Oysters (forma de SEAmonkeys)

>>19765960
I am so angry that I laughed at this

>>19768849
Retard

>>19770727
Yeah but the European people themselves fell for the scam of left wing politics en masse, much moreso than anywhere else

>>19770598
>0 days since the last glowie instigated psy op in order to feebly attempt to infringe on one of our most sacred God given rights

>>19770715
do you have any idea what you are talking about?

>>19767172
>when ur bunkie wakes you up at 3 and asks if you want some of his Cheezy ManWeezy

>>19768852
You wish moldy food can kill me.

>>19765960
>>>/asp/

>>19769698
theyve got nothing but time to thing of shit

>>19768840
just the blacks anon and they wonder why their blood pressure is fucked

>>19767290
>>19767229
its for bitch parents who dont want to spank their kids or send them to bed hungry

>>19767293
>tortilla wrap
I hate whites so fucking much

>>19767238
Umm sweaty they used low fat cheese, low fat cream cheese, low fat milk and a low carb wrap the calories are basically non-existent

>>19767375

>>19767437

>>19767229
Dat ass tho

Momma be eatin her salad

>>19770872
>old man hairline as a baby
It never even started

>>19770889
THIS ISNT HOW YOU FILL AN ECLAIR YOU DUMB FAT CUNT, AND TAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH OFF THE COOKWARE. IS THAT FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM?!

>>19766660
>>19766674
I think what the guy meant is that why eat it frozen when you could boil it into a stew or something hot instead of eating frozen food that is cold as fuck while you are also cold as fuck in a cold as fuck wasteland

>>19770860
>look her up
>has an onlyfans
Time to fap

>>19770940
>1 tbsp cumin seeds

>>19767234
I was on board until the vanilla yogurt. Pretty much the equivalent of replacing the coffee with cocoa.

>>19767952
Shut up, its funny

>>19770864
bro that's not a tomboy that's a tom geezer

>>19770856
/asp/ is dead
long live /asp/

>>19770872
Puerto Rico was a mistake

>>19770798
Don't worry, we all know terrorism is part and parcel of living in the big city. I'm sure Europe having 10 times as many terrorist attacks as the US is just as bad as our mass shootings (which 95% of the time is just gang violence)

>>19767392
do americans really?

>>19767395
haha funny kot

>>19767836
proprietary bullshit, tacky branding unrelated to your business all over the "glasses", utterly unnecessary.

>>19769564
out of control baboon needs gelding and arm amputations

>>19770856
this is one of the most australian things I've ever seen

>>19768840
lmao you consider >that an obscene quantity of spices?

>>19770897
That about summarizes it

>>19770860
I have a feeling this video production is not really about the curry

>>19767290
Shit parenting.
My parents took us for fast food a total of less than 10 times over our entire childhood.

>>19767291
It's like going to the zoo, except we're watching americans. They're a funny breed.

>>19770872
>its for bitch parents who dont want to spank their kids or send them to bed hungry
Neither are good parenting. Give them actual food.

>>19770872
>this is the ideal woman according to /gif/
GRIM

>>19771999
Checked and fat depardieu pilled

>>19771502
>terrorism
i just want you to know that terrorism is an organized act with a specific purpose and you can say that those happen in eu often only if you consider stuff like discord raiding as terrorist attacks

and going back to topic. theres no direct correlation between terrorist attacks and people behaving like chimpanzees at restaurant

>>19765949
become ungovernable

>>19767291
>did that dog shit on your windshield?
>OMG WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH DOG SHITS???

>>19765960
Goddamn! What the fuck lmao this is great

>>19767666
>This is just some asshole torturing animals for a TikTok video.
Yeah, so? Wtf is your point

>>19769949
Damn he's so perfect bros

>>19771999
Wait, is that a series of gerard depardieu imitating anthony bourdain?

>>19772282
>>19771999

Is it this one?
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5118174/

>>19772233
me on the left

>>19772146
SOVL

>>19767291
You guys complain about britain all day

>>19770886
>literally has chinese gobbledygook on screan
>"chug korean"

>>19772093
Terrorism is nothing more than violent acts perpetrated in the pursuit of a political goal. In your case, bombings, mass stabbings and people being run down in the streets because they don't submit to the teachings of allah. Say what you want about America's mass shooting problems, but at least the people doing the killing are trying to make the country a better place to live in their own twisted way and not worse like your shitskins are.

>>19772755
its all squiggles to me anon

>>19767291

>>19771555
its korean

>>19766530
are hedgehogs difficult or expensive to keep

>>19770598
>>0 days since last mass shooting
cool it with the racism chud

>>19767172
>attempts to make a career out of soaking ramen, pickles, and summer sausage in a bag over and over and over again

zoomers will do anything

>>19768740
aorta sell that in the united states

>>19771884
Such as?

>>19771719
Looks like florida to me. Also the beer is bud light.

>>19767172
Aw shit, I used to know a good recipe for a spread but I've forgotten it

>>19772301
yes

>>19765967

>>19770871
>look I'm a Jew
not the best grift

>>19773871
wife material

>>19773871
Someone needs to tell her to wrap that shit in cling wrap first

>>19773871
I'll pound her meat flaps if you know what I mean

>>19770852
No. No no no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and no. There has to be some missing context to this, it absolutely cannot be an average Indian recipe. They're eating fucking cow shit. I actually almost fucking vomited.

>>19767610
Yo, dis nigga eatin cod cum!

>>19774268
its actually ice creame its a meme

>>19772832
I thought he was making a soccer ball or something.

>soccer ball

>>19770890
sauce

>>19775364
Your glass tube, sir

>>19775329
>nobody bothers to take the phone off the table

>>19772832
>in the pursuit of a political goal
>because
nice webm tho

>>19775592
I've made the egg curry, and it's pretty good, but I recommend soft boiling the eggs because hard boiled eggs turn into bouncy balls when you do this.

>>19767326
NOT FOR HONOR BUT FOR YOUUUUU

>>19775335
Daily life with my short haired stepmother HDA 123

>>19765938
It is genuinely funny how badly it works.

>>19767666
Seriøst hvor har du spist fiske sæd? vidste ikke at det overhovedet var en ting.

>>19769957
amerifat boobs maybe

>>19769500
and everyone hates niggers so you're beat, tyrone.

>>19767229
i fucking hate niggers cosplaying as whypeepol almost as much as i hate regular niggers.

>>19772146
It's an American site.
If anything, the dog shit on its own windshield and you walked your car-less ass over from three counties away just to complain about it.

>>19770862
Some people are just savages

>>19767836
The taco bell I went to in NYC had beer that filled up like this. I never figured out how it works. But maybe that's because I drank first and asked questions later.

>>19770865
>no replies
I think im gonna make this

>>19772233
What a life!

>>19770931

>>19765940
>2 12 inch tortillas
>enough ingredients for a small burrito made with and 8 inch tortilla
>too much cheese for that ammount of ingredients

>>19773297
The dudes in his 30s. It's more like zoomers will watch anything.

>>19777667
>>19773297
Anon its aimed at jail culture and dudes who are gonna go away for a bid

>>19768840
The problem for me isn't the amount but that I can guarantee you that the chicken will taste like slightly burnt paprika and slightly burnt garlic powder.

>>19769336
No, he just doesn't react to disgusting bad textures like normal people. He lived in the jungle for a bit and married a SeaMonkey so hes used to eating vile shit like big bugs that just explode with pus etc..

>>19768840
British hands typed this

>>19771817
>just noticed the slut isn't even wearing a bra and her nipples are pierced
To be fair, there were a couple of shots of how the curry looked while it was cooking in the pot

>>19773831
every "person" and action in this webm is disgusting, I cant stop looking, what is this from?

>>19769957
No, there's all kinds of crimes against cuisine committed over here, but she's just crazy.

>>19780277
>Retards trying to make math memes
lol

>>19765930

>>19780292
Do not reply to me. This is an automated message.

>>19779949
see >>19772301
a QRD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUuFKtl9ajk

>>19767326
>He doesn't eat his loafers
NGMI

>>19780275
What did he think would happen? Was he going to let the cheese melt and just "tuff it out"?

>>19780871
Probably wears those same gloves all day.
People are such fucking retards when it comes to hygiene.

>>19780960
what the fuck are you on about
that guy is the franchise owner just working the line to make videos

>>19774252
I don't get it. She already did that.

>>19770931
Righteous anger

>>19765938
whoever does this is paid more than me and i’m supposed to take the rules seriously

>>19765956
chinese takeaway

>>19780300
Wtf

>>19770865
I’m no expert since I don’t like seafood but every aguachile I have seen was red or at least close to red.

>>19781027
How does that make it better?

>>19771364
Femboys look like THAT?
Tbh I would’ve probably tapped it when I was desperate for “affection” more than a decade ago.

>>19765956
>>19770877
We hate you too, nigger.

>>19781162
I dont know how to free you from your delusions

>>19780279
interesting

>>19781179
don't fall for them without seeing them maskless first. 90% of femboys are butterfaces who use n95s to hide their disgusting features

>>19773834
Kek

>>19780960
anon plastic waste is killing the enviroment

>>19770569
>let's kick this dish downs a notch! Bam!

>>19781179
>>19781423
???

>>19781654
Exactly why they shouldn't weird the retard mitts

>>19772832
The fascist retard hicks just want to kill people to keep being mongoloids and giving corrupt pedos more money.

>>19783052
Yeah, that pretty much sums up Islam.

>>19783052
>hicks
>fascists
Choose ONE, you fucking piece of shit.

It's not the "hicks" that are trying to take away the right to keep and bear arms, and the right to self defense, it's the urbanite scum. It's not the "hicks" that are pushing for censorship, it's the urbanite scum. It's not the "hicks" that are constantly demonizing people as "istaphobes", it's the urbanite scum.

Your "fascists" come from the same place they always do, the shithole urban hellholes with zero allegiance to anything other than Lucifer and evil itself.

Fuck you and your ignorant bullshit.

>>19783052
cool it with the antisemitism

>>19770870
She should mash my banana between them titties if you catch my drift

>>19775574
I used to think this gif was hilarious but now that I've been an alcoholic it's just really sad

>>19765988
I knew a guy in college who did this.
To my unopened packs of spaghetti too while he was drunk.

>>19766448
Cats are fucking awesome lol

>>19767369
Those kids are 3 and 4 years old, have you never seen a human child you degenerate cave dweller?

>>19771933
She doesn't have a dick so you're wrong

>>19772093
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard

>>19773020
Yeah, he said american already.

>>19780955

>>19773871
T-that speed!

>>19783097
Good post.

>>19783097
holy shit vote harder before you tuck in your mixed race grand kid

>>19767392
>Not putting the sauces on the sausage between the churros whirls
FUCK

>>19780279
I thought this wasn't another porn board

>>19767304
its ya gorl

>>19783888
wasted trips

>>19780300
cool but pointless without the physical zoetrope, the effect only shows up on camera because of it's framerate and shutter rate.

>>19767317
that's cute

>>19783117
>just throw away 70% of the cheese

>>19774268
>it absolutely cannot be an average Indian recipe
It's just some remote village in buttfuck nowhere. Think of the incentive of making a video like this, getting the shockbux and becoming rich in your village.

>>19772233
Has Jimmy buffet been reincarnated already?

>>19775346
I expect a higher standard from Tony Baloneys

>>19780871
based pov mcdonalds man

>>19785857
>Actually reading the ticket
Couldn't be me

>>19775316
homemade roundmeal is always better than the store bought stuff

>>19780279
that mostly drunk bottle of barefoot sauvignon blanc. perfect.

>>19767291
same reason why we post indians webm. Like going to the zoo or a freak show.

>>19783395
Alcoholism is a disease, but I have to say, you got the best one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ZWJoLW0zc

>>19769564
Crown him

>>19780955
And then they sucked each other's dicks in the woods

>>19775309
This webm always made me imagine this really depressing scene
>Middle-aged guy, homeless for years
>Parents are long dead, no family, no one left that cares
>Around Thanksgiving, get a sudden nostalgia for homecooked meal
>No place to cook, barely any money
>Buys himself mashed potatoes from 7/11
>Sit on the curb outside and eat this depressing chemical mishmash in a cup
>Tries his best to remember the better times

>>19787182
Bruh a few weeks ago I gave a homeless man a store bought sub and a bottle of water, I wonder if he thought the same too.