/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Tyrese food

>>19763587
i could unironically enjoy this

>>19763587
>ham in bread le..................BAD!!!

>>19764206
It's bologna

>>19764206
That is not ham. And I would argue that is also not bread.

>>19763587
growing up I thought I was too good for white bread and baloney. how wrong I was.. truly a midwit filter.

its just weibo shitposting, relax gweilos

bologna is just hotdog pancakes

>>19765415
You need to UP your GAME, Anon...

>>19763587
looks delish

>>19763587
Timothy P. Whiteman here.
I can confirm, this looks delicious.
My captcha has ham in it although the sandwich does not

tf lil Timmy gon do?

>>19765450
>here is that culture that i was telling you that white peepoo are missing

>>19763587
That's way too much baloney. You have one slice otherwise you can't pretend you aren't eating uncooked hot dog.

>>19765455
what if that's exactly what i want to do?

>>19765450
they aren't even dancing and wildin out
clearly not a good recipe

>>19765450
It's a good thing those dipshits cain't read, or they'd have more money for their retarded antics.
>Zatarain's Extra spicey crab boil:
>Salt, Spices (Including Red Pepper), Dextrose, Natural Flavor, Extractives of Paprika, Monosodium Glutamate (Flavor Enhancer), and Lemon Juice Solids.
Dunbfucks just added the SAME ingredients 6X in different forms.
Must suck to have the taste buds of a chicken.
Love the fake Dollar tree "Orange drank", too
>Tampico Orange drank Ingedients:
>Water, high fructose corn syrup, less than 2% of orange juice from concentrate, tangerine juice from concentrate, lemon juice from concentrate, ascorbic acid (vitamin c), natural and artificial flavors, potassium sorbate (preservative), edta (to help protect flavor), sucralose, acesulfame potassium, neotame, citric acid, malic acid, potassium citrate, sodium citrate, food starch-modified, yellow 5, yellow 6, corn oil, xanthan gum.
>sucralose
I hope they wash it all down with more of this shit too...
Ass CANCER all around.

>>19763587
why does this image look ai generated

>>19763587
>they think we eat the same foods we feed them in public school/prison

>>19765450
Jesus fuck, do they play for the Pistons?

>>19765494
now this some premium grade timmy cope

>>19765539
It is. The whole thing's pretty uncanny valley, but the textures are off, the blur's too hard on the back of the plate, and the shadows are a little too single-point-source.

>>19765600
>Whatchoo kno 'Bout dem PAPARIKAS??
Kek!
Imagine using Tranny fluid for a crab boil..He's so PROUD of this garbage too...
LOLLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLOOLLLOOLL!!
BTW, I know you have epicanthic folds--Shoulda put a sticker on that cam,buddy.

>>19765607
>It is. The whole thing's pretty uncanny valley, but the textures are off, the blur's too hard on the back of the plate, and the shadows are a little too single-point-source.
Not to mention the file name.
Kinda makes you wonder about how poor they are when they can't even afford to take a picture of an American bologna sandwich on a paper plate.
I'm not innocent of generating AI food images, but my goal is generally to make pics that look better than the real thing.
AI bologna sandwiches just seems like a waste of processing power.

>>19763587
what name of person eats this?

>>19765450
Paid for with your tax dollars.

>>19765607
>>19765622
I had to stare at it a while too, but it really isn't.
>pic
There were a few clues that it wasn't AI, the fingerprint on the bread, and as polished as it looks, it still didn't feel faked.
Once the AI can successfully emulate fingers and toes, pupils and certain skin fold dynamics around eyes and ears, there will be no way to tell...

>>19765627
>what name of person eats this?
Can you rephrase that so a person fluent in English can understand the question and reply with an answer?
You can rephrase so that Engrish a person understand question fluent can question the and with in reply answer an? (I hope that made sense to you. I was using the grammatical structure commonly found in African-American Vernacular English.)

>>19765600
Gee i wonder why heart problems are so common for black people

>>19765662
>Gee i wonder why heart problems are so common for black people
It looks like they dumped over two kilos of salt into that shit.
I feel nauseous just thinking about it.

>>19765675
>It looks like they dumped over two kilos of salt into that shit.
4½ POUNDS..yep..that's about right, not to mention all the sugar in those mixes too.
Add to that the seafood that clearly has been sitting out too long and has grey all over it at the end,(under cooked), I'm sure it gives that "FUNKY TANG" that has tones of home in it.

>>19765675
Salt is harmless. Excess is excreted in urine.

>>19765722
>Salt is harmless. Excess is excreted in urine.
Water is harmless. Excess is excreted in urine. Can still kill you.

>>19763587
What's the point in stacking slices of meat like that? Why not just have one thick slab?

>>19765731
That kind of bologna comes pre-sliced.

>>19765731
>What's the point in stacking slices of meat like that? Why not just have one thick slab?
Sometimes it's related to simply buying lunch meats that are sliced like that, but I get your point.
It would be nice if you could buy properly shaped lunch meats in 1/8 or 1/4 pound chunks.
1/8 pound for the ladies and males that think they are women, of course.

Low self esteem and IQ is why they feel they can mock other people's food choices.
It's better to ignore them.

>>19765722
>Excess is excreted in urine.
The damage it causes is to the systems that excrete it

>>19765728
Yeah, I guess, but that'll probably never happen except in rare amateur athletics situations. You can also drown in it; so I guess the analogy there would be suffocating in salt like quicksand or a solid block of salt crushing your head.

>>19765740
Your penis isn't damaged by peeing.

>>19765750
>Your penis isn't damaged by peeing.
Virgin detected.

>>19765752
Are you implying you have an STD?

>>19765739
LOL it's funny watching dads trying. These kids are probably gonna be talking about his at his funeral.

>>19765766
Not if they're all dead from the food poisoning.

>>19765766
>LOL it's funny watching dads trying. These kids are probably gonna be talking about his at his funeral.
Ice Cube won't be remembered for his role on Law and Order. It will be this abortion of a ...whatever the hell this is that poor people do.

>>19765642
What name is person who ate that?

>>19765637
>I had to stare at it a while too
the game

>>19765774
>What name is person who ate that?
Where is the guy that used to make fun of people for being obviously ESL?
Paging the ESL troll. We need you.

>>19765773
>He's never eaten a cajun boil

>>19765739
uhhh did they wash those disgusting flyers first before using them as a plate?

>>19765783
Germaphobe

>>19765773
Ice T but I appreciate the effort

>>19765773
White people in the northeast eat seafood boils too.

>>19765793
I know a black woman from the midwest who thought seafood boils and specifically eating crawdads was a white people thing

>>19765797
>I know a black woman from the midwest who thought seafood boils and specifically eating crawdads was a white people thing
dat moment when you realize der be people eben more pore den black people
But all white people are inherently racist because of their skin color, BLM, Antifa, and blah blah blah...

>>19765802
I don't think she's particular racist. We get along well, and she hooked me up with one of her black friends.

>>19765738
>It would be nice if you could buy properly shaped lunch meats in 1/8 or 1/4 pound chunks.
You absolutely can, but you'll have to go to the deli in the grocery store and usually pay a little bit more, but not always.
There was a place in Bloomington, Indiana that sold fried bologna sandwiches ONLY. It shut down 20 years ago, but there would be a line out the door for an hour every lunchtime.
I can't remember the name, and never got to eat there, but people swore by it until the one guy who ran the place retired.
Anyone know the name?

>>19765750
Yes but the balls, where it's stored, are. You also can get testuckular scalpulitus, which causes a tornado in the vehicles-(*Tater twist)
Don't be a retread, reed a magazine once in a while, Geeez!

>>19765776
FUCK YOU!! It's been over a year...
(I lost)

>>19765797
Yeah...Strangely enough, George Floyd's brother testified that his favorite sandwich was a Banana mayonnaise sandwich.
Just goes to show...Whether it's good food or bad, Food transcends race.

>>19763587
actually the

bread
sauce
bologna
sauce
bread

sandwich is an extremely common prison meal. so much so that it's called "the sandwich", so shouldn't it be Tyrone food?

>>19765425
>that webm
God has forsaken us

>>19763587
>Timmy Food
>Food for Timmy
>The food specifically for Timmy
>Timmy's Food
Oh... I gotcha, Awkwafina. White people have names like Lenny.

>>19765450
this is supposed to look bad?

>>19765787
But they went through the mail system... do you realize how many black people work there??? One of them could have touched it

>>19765861
Be fair..WyPeePo do it too..

>>19765802
you type just like a typical maga boomer

>>19765450
Yo I love this guy

>>19765924
>you type just like a typical maga boomer
Um, you know that everyone over the age of 6 knows who Trump was, right?
And like all boomers that are 6 years old or older, they are racist commie nazis that think law and order is a good thing!

>>19765450
>>19765600
now i understand why they hang them on trees

>>19765450
Rumour has it they're still recovering from the diarrhea after to this day.

>>19763587
Gimme that with some funyuns and a dr pepper and i’d devour it

>>19765955
i don't even understand what you're trying to convey in this post. i'm not even american but always liked trump. i was talking about you bringing politics out of nowhere while victimising yourself and basically acting like a snowflake you guys hate so much

>>19763587
take out the white bread, replace with whole wheat, and add cheese. Would eat that hooray

>>19766180
If you're going to use real bread, you might as well use real meat. The glory of the bologna sandwich is that it's trash - yellow mustard, wonderbread, a single kraft single. It is comfort in sorrow, delight in tragedy.

>>19766192
that's very convincing, I will reflect on this further

>>19764203
we know timmy lmao

>>19765450
>>19765600
i like how they dump their boiling hot food into plastic tubs

>>19765783
the steaming hot liquid removes the bacteria

I love bologna sandwiches!