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webm thread

>> No.19762384
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>>19762380

>> No.19762389

>>19762380
>>19762384
Imagine her shitting on your chest and it just runs down your neck because her GI is irreversibly fucked from eating garbage like this

>> No.19762400
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>> No.19762422

>>19762400
Is he cooking a pizza from the fires of various refuse and garbage?

>> No.19762425

>>19762422
if you're not brazilian you wouldn't understand

>> No.19762462
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>>19762380
Why not just make a caprese salad? That's even more of a life changing keto snack and it's a normal recipe not full of fatty cured meat and cream cheese

>> No.19762480
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>>19762400
is it mayo he's pouring over the cheese ?

>> No.19762487

>>19762462
>ketolards
>having any logic

>> No.19762497

>>19762462
>caprese salad
tomato not keto

>> No.19762503

>>19762480
Catupiry cheese

>> No.19762510
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>> No.19762523

>>19762510
I don't get it

>> No.19762569

>>19762510
Imagine asking her out on a date and bringing her back to your place and as you unclasp her bra you take out your .45 and blow out her brains that would be based I think

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>>19762380

>> No.19762577

>>19762569
indeed

>> No.19762580

>>19762573
>have spatula
>still have to poke it with poo finger

>> No.19762584

>>19762580
Only Surly King of the Egg Fort has mastery of the spatula, every other low tier jeet needs to use their hands.

>> No.19762587

>>19762510
Id kill for even one date with this stunning woman

>> No.19762634

I'll post new webms as long as people don't spam too many of the old ones.

>> No.19762647

>>19762573
i make omelette sandwich like these sometimes, it's pretty tasty

>> No.19762655
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>the comments said "don't do this until he marries you"

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classic

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>> No.19762677

>>19762503
Interesting, thanks anon. Been seeing that webm for years and had no idea.

>> No.19762685
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>> No.19762699

>>19762480
That is the cheese, acabou se

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>> No.19762718

>>19762673
me when i smell sneed oils

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>> No.19762735

>>19762706
Would.

>> No.19762736

>>19762690
if food was rationed like this, then it would basically be like eugenics

>> No.19762741

>>19762587
unlovable

>> No.19762742
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>> No.19762746

>>19762380
I did not expect the endshot of that chunky asian.

>> No.19762748

>>19762380
I hate women so fucking much.

>> No.19762752

>>19762742
That would be fun if I did it while I was drunk

>> No.19762756

>>19762742
people that waste food need to be beaten until they are unconscious

>> No.19762757
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>> No.19762758

>>19762742
She tells you the last one took 4 hours to clean to make you watch until the end as that's how she gets the best engagement statistics.

>> No.19762767

>>19762380
>2 ingredient snack
uses 3 ingredients
do zoomers really?

>> No.19762768
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>>19762758
Doesn't really matter, tiktok videos makes pennies compared to every other streaming platform.

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>> No.19762781

>>19762768
milkers big?

>> No.19762786
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>> No.19762790

>>19762756
Shut up third worlder

>> No.19762793
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>> No.19762802

>>19762757
holy fucking shit asians are so fucking tone deaf when it comes to suffering

>> No.19762804

>>19762685
isn't it illegal to pour your own drink in korea

>> No.19762814

>>19762400
those 3 olives kek

>> No.19762824
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OOPS forgot to post the ones i made

>> No.19762830

>>19762400
>AND THREE OLIVES

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>>19762793
Would... both.

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>> No.19762838

>>19762685
>>19762804
Koreans are retarded when it comes to alcohol. The history and manufacturing of soju is so stupid. A lot of them also add wet icecubes to their beer.

>> No.19762841
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ok last for for now, going to go eat

>> No.19762862

If I see a human face in the thumbnail, I don't click it.
If it's vertically oriented, I don't click it.

>> No.19762867

>>19762862
Then there's no reason to be in this thread.

>> No.19762891

>>19762380
>Two ingredient snack
>Has three ingredients

>> No.19762924
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>>19762852

>> No.19762954

>>19762852
It'a pretty okay but best when fried.

>> No.19762964

>>19762695
I would eat food with and smash this slampig

>> No.19762990

>>19762700
what are they eating? i've seen this kind of food in other chinese videos

>> No.19763011

>>19762786
lol, it shrunk 2x in size when cooked

>> No.19763022

>>19763011
That's how you lose weight. Steam water content

>> No.19763030

>>19762768
god imagine her shits

>> No.19763039

>>19762655
disgusting

>> No.19763043

>>19762569
Laughed, thanks. :)

>> No.19763045

>>19762573
I wish he touched it even more

>> No.19763048

>>19763022
i forgot how much water was in animals

>> No.19763050

>>19762673
meat probably smells like corpses to him

>> No.19763051

>>19762569
Frankly this kind of thing would be good even with a conventional, organic woman.

>> No.19763059

>>19762716
Does bigger taste better

>> No.19763060

>>19762742
zoomers are so cowardly and pathetic they would rather watch tiktoks of someone smashing bottles on the ground than do it themselves

>> No.19763064

>>19763059
Yeah but it's the same variety of mental trickery as how more expensive wine tastes better

>> No.19763071
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>> No.19763073

>>19762662
>those nails

unless she's from joisey, there's no excuse.

>> No.19763082
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>>19762861
Christ alive. I thought they were making a stock.

>> No.19763112

>>19762523
Cum

>> No.19763116

>>19762776
>inside of beef is black
how old is that shit what the fuck

>> No.19763118
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>>19762695
Zoomers are well on their way to Boomerdom.
I don't know of a single boomer yet who doesn't go on for a half an hour about the food they ate when on vacation...
...And I didn't fucking ask.

>> No.19763122

>>19762786
Coelacanth?

>> No.19763126

>>19762824
What are the sticks? Potato?

>> No.19763130

>>19762569
>her
You don't get to dictate what's based you fucking faggot

>> No.19763138

>>19763039
Why? Everything is made from scratch. Looks delicious.

>> No.19763142

>>19762716
Damn I miss La Bambas

>> No.19763148

>>19762400
Okay the three olives made me laugh

>> No.19763150

>>19762786
wait, those are literally endangered species

>> No.19763151

>>19762510
Damn he's fucking gorgeous

>> No.19763184
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>>19762768
>those DEAD eyes...

>> No.19763189

>>19762786
>cooks it whole, without cleaning the guts
Chinese superior cooking techniques, perfected for a thousand years

>> No.19763208

>>19763150
There are several farms dedicated to breeding them for consumption. Which has the side effect of destroying the genetic diversity of the remaining wild ones due to escapees.

>> No.19763222

>>19762776
i audibly said "shut the fuck up" when i saw the cheese sauce

>> No.19763227

>>19763150
endangered of what? endangered of being delicious?

>> No.19763257
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>> No.19763264

>>19762786
I want to see her tits

>> No.19763273

>>19762380
If you're walking around smelling like pepperoni, then stay the hell away from me.

>> No.19763302

>>19762685
Why do koreans always act like soju is hard liquor? Isn't the alcohol content only like 14%? I remember needed to drink at least 3 bottles to feel a slight buzz.
Tastes great mixed with beer through.

>> No.19763307

>>19762756
Indeed.

>> No.19763350

>>19762510
ngl i'd push that little bastard's rectum into his chest

>> No.19763543

>>19762569
>her

>> No.19763544

>>19762768
its part 74 and she barely made it to noon

>> No.19763581

>>19762662
delicious

>> No.19763584

>>19762673
As someone who's diet is 90% salad I can relate to this.

>> No.19763615

>>19762732
Gordon's unrelated toktok video ruins this.

>> No.19763618

>>19762756
I didn't see any food in that webm. Fuckin retard.

>> No.19763624

>>19763150
Pangolins and rhinos are endangered but that hasn't stopped the Chinese from hunting them for their quack home remedies. If anything it's spurred them to hunt them even more aggressively since supplies are limited.

>> No.19763626

>>19763618
There is literally Soda and gumballs in the webm

>> No.19763640

>>19763189
Are you retarded? She gutted it and stuffed all the onion, lemon and chillis into the cavity.

>> No.19763670

>>19763071
Oh sweet, 2 different types of chilled gamer girl pee.

>> No.19763678

>>19763626
>Soda and gumballs
>Food
Pick one.

>> No.19763680

>>19763584
Nobody asked a prey's opinion.

>> No.19763684

>>19763208
A similar issue with pacific salmon right now is that hatcheries in asia are breeding and releasing incredible numbers of chum and king salmon for the sport fishing industry, but these fish are outcompeting wild Alaskan and Canadian salmon in the north Pacific, adding to the continuing collapse of wild salmon stocks in North America.

>> No.19763694

>>19763680
The deadliest game animals are all herbivores but go ahead and tell yourself you're an epic hunter alpha because you buy packaged chicken breast at costco

>> No.19763696

>>19763302
>Why are koreans retarded?
bro....

>> No.19763700

>>19763302
Asians are literally allergic to alcohol.

>> No.19763714

>>19762838
>wet icecubes
>wet
as opposed to…?

>> No.19763722

>>19763694
wow that word hit a real sore spot huh, gonna have to start using it more from now on

>> No.19763734
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>> No.19763735

>>19763714
Some people use stones to cool drinks without diluting them.

>> No.19763736

>>19762861
>>19762851
>>19762841
>>19762786
What is their obsession with splashing water on shit?

>> No.19763742

>>19763694
>The deadliest game animals
There is no such thing as "deadliest game", all it takes is one tank or a helicopter equipped with artillery and they all die.

>> No.19763750

>>19762706
This is the least offensive of these I have ever seen. I would totally eat that. I wouldn't buy it, but i would make that at home if I had everything and wanted an unhealthy snack.

>> No.19763752
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>> No.19763755

>>19763734
I enjoy how miserable she looks :)

>> No.19763769

>>19763752
I'm lovin' it!

>> No.19763773

>>19762380
>its going to be a fatty
lol never disappoint

>> No.19763794
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>> No.19763803

>>19762510
That's cute I hope she enjoys her warm milk.
I love trans women so much it's unreal.

>> No.19763818
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>> No.19763856

>>19763082
Whenever I thought I’d seen people eat every part of an animal the Chinese prove me wrong

>> No.19763863

>>19762836
that scared me

>> No.19763874

>>19762497
>tomato not keto
How? It's a fruit.

>> No.19763880

>>19762690
fuck americans are ugly

>> No.19763882

>>19763118
i wish i could spit out satisfying horrid solid blockages from my mouth. but first i'd have to deal with them being in my mouth

>> No.19763892

>>19763118
>Are the kids these days talking about the fun things they did and ate and saw on their trips?
>AAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19763897

>>19762990
looks like some kind of prepared squid like beef jerky but with a lot of sauce. i get dried squid pieces that peel apart like that but the market i get it from has no english on the package

>> No.19763923

>>19762706
The fake cheese imo fucks it up--the whole thing will taste like a lunchable.

>> No.19763938
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>>19762831
The two desserts in this webm are actually pretty cool thoughmst

>> No.19764080

>>19762841
why do they eat with plastic gloves?

>> No.19764091
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>>19762400
a fucking 2x4? you know the amount of toxic chemicals those things are treated with?

>> No.19764107

>>19763680
He could be a 15 feel tall elephant though

>> No.19764114

>>19763874
fruit is mainly water and carbs

>> No.19764119

>>19762824
This is such a fun style of cooking videos

>> No.19764124

>>19763897
nah, it's latiao. fried tofu skin in spicy coating.

>> No.19764140

>>19762695
Why did every young adult american went to Italy, the past year?

>> No.19764166
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>>19762690

>> No.19764180
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>>19764091
and hes serving it on a trash can lid

>> No.19764184

>>19762662
I want to take people with nails like that and smash their fingers with a cinderblock, its not attractive and its garish as sin. I fucking HATE makeup and half the shit women do to themselves.

>> No.19764186

>>19762669
wait... this isn't in reverse??? and why the fuck did I have to watch that gross dude eat the whole thing, fuck off.

>> No.19764226

>>19762851
>gee i wonder why mainland china's life expectancy is only 77

>> No.19764241

>>19762400
This has to be a skit

>> No.19764244

>>19762380
bigger twist at the end than shyamalan

>> No.19764289

>>19763257
What a fucking faggot. People l
should have to spend 10 days in the wilderness with nothing except supplies so these weaklings could be eaten by bears

>> No.19764294

>>19762742
the ones with the liquid might be real but the lego and the balls are all blatantly cg simulations, good idea keeping the liquid ones in there to break it up if so

>> No.19764295

>>19762802
>tone deaf
Aren't they marketing to their own culture though? As in food as fresh as possible?

>> No.19764297

>>19762768
>>19762380
God I love chubby brown girls.

>> No.19764338

>>19762380
>>19762384
>doing keto
>still fat

>> No.19764340

>>19762841
>all this untreated wood
the house looks good but shit's gonna rot in a matter of weeks

>> No.19764416

>>19763714
Dry ice?

>> No.19764426

>>19762861
Thanks for all the OC bro!

>> No.19764441

>>19763126
could be cassava root. already fried

>> No.19764507

>>19764340
this nigga thinks they build treehouses out of white pine in SEAsia

>> No.19764519

>>19762462
What makes cured meat and cream cheese worse than mozzarella?

>> No.19764546

>>19762704
How did the japs ever trick westerners into thinking their sushi food is ultra high skilled
Every cooking show it's the same thing
>muh I've had 50 years rolling only one kind of sushi so I'm now a medium level expert harharhar u westerner cannot ever compete
and turns out it's just a fucking piece of rice and fish rolled with some shitty seaweed.

>> No.19764553

>>19764519
The salt.

>> No.19764555

>>19764553
>drink a glass of water
problem solved

>> No.19764562

>>19762841
Is that a dragon carcass

>> No.19764576

>>19764546
well in western countries especially in chain resteraunt its mostly just tricking dumb wipipo
but I'm pretty sure at least in moonland it mostly all about your network and your ability to source out fresh fishes
if all you eat is salmon and tuna then it probably doesnt matter

>> No.19764577

>>19762655
>the comments said "don't do this until he marries you"
idgi

>> No.19764580

>>19763874
Exactly

>> No.19764624

>>19762757
do frog taste good?

>> No.19764626

>>19762742
but why

>> No.19764627

>>19762802
It's not any different to a butcher having a laughing pig on his sign.

>> No.19764633

>>19762851
Apart from all the gross ash shit, that mortar device doesn't look particularly useful

>> No.19764639

>>19762573
Seeing it from this perspective makes me realize that this sandwich is fucking disgusting.

>> No.19764643
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>> No.19764644

>>19764091
A little bit of chromated copper arsenate never hurt anyone

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>>19763257
I bet his father is disappointed

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>> No.19764655

>>19764652
>my place is so clean, you could eat from the floor!

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>> No.19764659

>>19764294
No, theyre all fake

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>> No.19764662

>>19762768
If you skip thru the video you can actually see her get fatter throughout the day

>> No.19764665
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>> No.19764666

>>19764652
>father
Do you actually think he had one in his life? More likely than not, his mother chased the guy out and slapped him with child support.

>> No.19764673
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>>19762768
Why do Americans love showing people how much food they shove into their mouths?

>> No.19764674
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>>19762768
>wearing the cross while giving in to Gluttony

>> No.19764677

>>19764673
>mum
That's a britbong.

>> No.19764679
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>> No.19764687

>>19764665
kek

>> No.19764690

>>19764226
US life expectancy is only 79 thoughever

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>> No.19764693

>>19764679
Wouldn't have been scared if she just wore some cooking gloves.

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>> No.19764695

>>19762573
Bet this guy can rub his tummy while patting his head

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>> No.19764697

>>19764673
>>19764677
but he's wearing a Yankees shirt and hat.
also why is he ordering his mum's left overs at a restaurant? is that actually a menu item? wtf?

>> No.19764698

>>19763755
ywn have an lethargic skeleton witch gf

>> No.19764704

>>19764665
Tragic. I have a similar model, but then again I only have a balcony and the thing would just roll towards the wall.

>> No.19764710

>>19763880
I wish I could argue with you right now

>> No.19764716

>>19764697
>mum
>calling fries 'chips'
He's British for sure. Are you trolling?

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>> No.19764742

>>19762836
how the hell did she manage to form the dumpling?

>> No.19764745

>>19764716
no, I'm pointing out all the weird things

>> No.19764779

>>19764673
>hurr durr Why do Americans love showing people how much food they shove into their mouths?
But also >>19762776 and >>19762852 and >>19764652 etc
Shut up irrelevant shithole faggot

>> No.19764796

>>19763734
gross tattoos
gross steak

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>> No.19764822

>>19763734
I had to start taking 3 different kinds of antidepressants over the course of watching this webm

>> No.19764850

>>19763734
Wholesome. Gets a + for not wearing an exaggerated expression.

>> No.19764858

>>19762380
>pepperoni and cream cheese
>life changing
Also, what's wrong with her hands? They're a weird color.

>> No.19764876

>>19762756
don't look into any supermarket/restaurant dumpsters

>> No.19764898

>>19762768
Hispanics are genetically ready for the American diet, it's like Abbos and alcohol.

>> No.19764904

>>19762853
>cool whip
NOPE
>prison tattoos
DOUBLE NOPE

>> No.19764918

>>19763045
The heat from the pan kills the bacteria.

>> No.19764920

Indians must have cast iron stomachs.

>> No.19764931

>>19764779
that's a very euro reply flyover-kun. get some thicker skin, it's embarrassing for the rest of us

>> No.19764938

>>19762380
There are so many people on this planet not deserving their life it' s unbearable.

>> No.19764982

>>19763222
I said "go fuck yourself" out loud

>> No.19765017

>>19764140
Australian girl (AUD)
>Booba

>> No.19765028

>>19764931
Silence yurotrash

>> No.19765042

>>19764742
make dumpling, cut bottom, stuff full of live crabs, rip from top

>> No.19765055

>>19763302
It tastes like fucking rubbing alcohol
It's fucking disgusting but it sure as fuck isn't 14%
It's like vodka but without any character

>> No.19765059

>>19764186
Just the first 3 clips were in reverse, everything else was normal. Why? Who the fuck knows.

>> No.19765064

>>19764679
oi

don't laugh at lyds

she has other talents

im sure

>> No.19765067

/ck/ webms are so visceral

>> No.19765114

>>19764627
You know I'm right so just admit it

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>>19765067

>> No.19765125

I didn't want to get angry today but some of these webms got me steaming

>> No.19765136

>>19765114
I never claimed your statement was wrong.

>> No.19765151

>>19764694
america is a big cattle farm

>> No.19765168

>>19765123
>tomato sauce full of added sugars
>keto
what did he mean by this?

>> No.19765169

>>19765028
Buy a tampon brayden, my taxes pay for your backwater shithole.

>> No.19765200

>>19764643
why has nobody commented on these people eating cow shit?

>> No.19765202

>>19763257
>femboy
>beard shadow so wears mask
>ugly unkempt hair

>> No.19765207

>>19765169
>backwater
I'm in NYC, nigger, stop pretending you have ever paid taxes in your life. We all know you're most likely a foodstamp chef

>> No.19765208

>>19764805
>Faggot unironically drinking Hypnotiq

>> No.19765219

>>19765200
1. How new are you?
2. How new are you?
Both of these question come with a different explanation.

>> No.19765238

>>19763734
I think she's pretty

>> No.19765261

>>19763734
her eyes look deader inside than a literal whore's
makes me sad, I hope I'm misreading it and she's actually happy

>> No.19765311

>>19764624
it's like softer chicken.

>> No.19765312

>>19763350
Faggot

>> No.19765334

>>19765200
This webm has been posted a million times, including every other Indian webm. Nobody wants to re-watch them eat shit

>> No.19765339

>>19765261
she's hamming it up for the camera, I wouldn't worry.

>> No.19765347

>>19764697
Ok, retard.
I'm going to take the time to make you understand.
1, you have any idea how many Amerifags wear Manchester United shirts? Well it's a lot. This applies for the brit wearing Yankees shit. It happens.
He's eating WITH his mom at the restaurant and she didn't finish her plate. So he finished it for her.
Zero Americans call their mom mum or fries chips.
You good now, retard?

>> No.19765357

>>19762836
that made me jump more than any horror movie

>> No.19765359

>>19765123
>keto
Miss me with the hairloss meme diet

>> No.19765367

>>19764805
Sir there’s hairs in my drink

>> No.19765370

>>19765042
The bottom is clearly intact and you can see that in the video

>> No.19765372

India has the highest population.
Never has had ONE michelin star

>> No.19765380

>>19765347
>you have any idea how many Amerifags wear Manchester United shirts?
yeah but Manchester United is cool. The Yankees are lame asses.
>He's eating WITH his mom at the restaurant and she didn't finish her plate. So he finished it for her.
ok yes I was being retarded. I thought that was lunch or something at a different restaurant and the menu item has some cutesy name
>Zero Americans call their mom mum or fries chips.
at no point did I say this guy was American so go stick a metal cheese grater up your ass hole

>> No.19765389

>>19764805
Doing all that shit with that on is kinda impressive desu

>> No.19765437

>>19762380
I remember doing something similar in private school when I didn't bring money or a lunch.
One person gave me 2 big sized pepperonis and another person gave me a tiny babybel cheese wheel.
I had an idea to combine these things and put them in the school microwave. It was probably the grossest thing I've ever done.
I'll try to convert my video to a webm when I go home later tonight. I don't think I've had a babybel since then.

>> No.19765456

>>19765380
God damn you are autistic. I don't like the Yankees but they never suck. Even on down years. It's the most recognizable team in baseball. And who cares if you personally said dude was American, you were in line and commenting where someone did and it was refuted.
You're retarded and need to go back.

>> No.19765469

>>19765456
>And who cares if you personally said dude was American, you were in line and commenting where someone did and it was refuted.
I'd think you'd care since you're responding to me. I suppose you're just here to fling insults and don't care about conversation. You are the real retard.
I was responding to multiple people, one who was saying it was a britbong. I was merely pointing out how it's strange he is wearing a Yankees hat.
I suppose you could interpret that as meaning I was saying he is American, but if you're unsure you should ask for clarification. Or maybe you're too retarded to know that there is ambiguity so it never occurs to you to ask.

>> No.19765470

>>19763734
$20 says this bitch has had at least one photoshoot in a graveyard

>> No.19765489

>>19763684
Gooks don't care about the environment save maybe what it can offer the Swarm.

>> No.19765514

>>19764519
Sodiuk nitrate and nitrite

>> No.19765516

>>19764562
Probably pig or cow after being stripped down

>> No.19765525

>>19762580
this

>> No.19765545

>>19763257
>yea
I fucking hate this word so much
It's "yes" or "yeah"

>> No.19765555

>>19765545
>I fucking hate this word so much
>It's "yes" or "yeah"
You've never taken a civics course in grade school, have you?
I'll bet you think only horses say "nay"

>> No.19765567

>>19765555
But we're not taking a vote. It's just some faggot tranny being lazy. Fuck you and your wasted get.

>> No.19765572

>>19762768
I'm gonna throw up

>> No.19765576

>>19765567
>get.
Can you please speak English, you fucking tranny?
Nobody knows what your bix nood moon language bullshit means.

>> No.19765614

>>19763734
That's a normal meal. But she looks sad.

>> No.19765619

>>19765576
>get
>referring to digits
Anon, you new retard. Get lost.

>> No.19765624

>>19763051
Eat shit

>> No.19765629

>>19765576
What a way to out yourself as a newfriend tourist.

>> No.19765640

>>19764184
So suck cock instead and stay at least ten feet the fuck away from us you worthless sack of shit. You have so many opinions on women and what we do but I guarantee you that you're invisible to us. <3

>> No.19765646

>>19765640
Male hands...

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>>19765646
Female hands..

>> No.19765664

>>19765567
What get? He only got quads and this board is far from the next get.
You dumb fucking newfag retard.

>>19765576
You're a dumb fucking newfag retard tourist, too.

>> No.19765672

>>19765207
You definitely live somewhere suicide-inducing like Indianapolis

>> No.19765682

>>19764626
All zoomer entertainment is like this now. People like to quote the fact that the previous generation always shits on the new one but this time the new generation is a horde of 60 IQ actual retards that sit and watch videos of jingling keys all day

>> No.19765683

>>19762742
To what end?

>> No.19765685

>>19763680
based vore anon

>> No.19765693

>>19762389
probably not though. at least my keto shits were always perfect consistency, which was kinda surprising. literally easiest dumps of my life in every way.

>> No.19765698

>>19765370
You can freeze crabs to immobilize them without outright killing them and then gently steam them back to life

>> No.19765703

>>19765576
leave and never come back

>> No.19765710

>>19765672
You definitely live on your baby-mamma's couch until she finally has enough of you snaking her Kools and never buying her a new pack. I'm pretty sure you're one of the anons that gets assblasted over threads about minimum wage or tipping. Ironic for an unemployed EBT jockey.

>> No.19765713

>>19762677
I guarantee you the goop is actually a cornstarch paste with artificial cheese flavoring

>> No.19765715

>>19765555
Quads of truth have spoken

>> No.19765725

>>19765576
Get the fuck off this website.
>>19765664
You're a faggot.

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>>19765658
You wish. Your penis stinks

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>>19765658

>> No.19765755

>>19764140
To get cocked by refugees lole

>> No.19765782

>>19762793
what is with ranch sauce and americans

>> No.19765800

>>19765710
Keep running that mouth and we'll take away your EBT and your government cheese, you hear me?

>> No.19765810

>>19762569
>Imagine asking her out on a date and bringing her back to your place and as you unclasp her bra you take out your 4.5" and blow out her back that would be based I think
Ftfy

>> No.19765819

>>19765810
>Imagine asking her out on a date and bringing her back to your place and as you unclasp her bra you take out your 4.5" and blow out her back that would be based I think
That might actually be the most optimal possible situation. You could use her for your pleasure as much as you wanted, but she would never be able to run away. It would probably be a good idea to also sever the tendons in her shoulders. Maybe even remove her larynx and tongue so she can't talk to anyone if she somehow managed to escape. And cut off her fingers so she can't write words.
Vote for Joe Biden in 2024.

>> No.19765854

>>19765347
>This applies for the brit wearing Yankees shit. It happens.
Fucking lmao no it doesn't. Do you really think any sizeable population outside of the US or Japan gives a single shit about snorestick?

>> No.19765859

>>19762768
She forgot to mention my semen

>> No.19765867

>>19762831
Why is Peking duck the cheapest thing on there? Isn't it actually pretty time consuming to make?

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>> No.19765894

>>19765854
Lol imagine thinking it was about sports and not fashion.
Have any idea how many niggers wear a Yankee cap and couldn't name a single baseball player in history? Fucking retard.
The fat ass jewelry wearing tat having brit is clearly into niggerdom as well.

>> No.19765902

>>19762695
Fuck I want to eat arancini now

>> No.19765937

>>19764674
Whats worse is thats not a cross, its a crucifix. Crucifixes are not jewelry, this is blasphemy.

>> No.19765992

>>19762756
wasting food is based, because otherwise it would go into the mouths of poor people who should not be alive
instead it gets to return to the soil as nourishment, healing our planet from the poor people scourge

>> No.19766037

>>19765894
a) No one thinks the yankees are fashionable, b) he's a fucking South American.

>> No.19766111

>>19765937
ur mom is blasphemy
>>19765867
forgot the disgusting $30 mass of cheese

>> No.19766157

>>19763122
Giant salamander ala resident evil 4
I thought those were endangered

>> No.19766184

>>19762786
>In recent years populations have also declined with an epizootic Ranavirus infection. The disease causes severe hemorrhaging in both juveniles and adult salamanders.
fuck that

>> No.19766201

>>19762786
at least they killed it first

>> No.19766213

>>19762716
What the hell is that cement gray sludge he puts in it?

>> No.19766382

>>19766213
Those are refried beans. Cooked pinto mixed with lard, gives it a light brown color.

>> No.19766395

>>19766382
I thought they used normal red or black beans for burritos

>> No.19766408

Everyday my hatred for non-Europeans grows stronger

>> No.19766442

>>19766408
Why do europoors have such an inferiority complex?

>> No.19766469

>>19766395
You can use whatever bean you want but refried pinto is simplest and most popular.

>> No.19766774

>>19762793
impressive she did that take with a straight face. obviously it's trolling

>> No.19766780

>>19764673
love how he nods after every bite literally kino

>> No.19766791

>>19766780
>>19764673
why do americans don't know how to use a fork? why the fuck does he uses it upsidedown??

>> No.19766795

>>19766791
so that you can ask these questions

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>>19762861
>Theres another horn with meat inside the horn

Is that Marrow?

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>>19765576
>get

>> No.19767228

>>19765729
talk about sweetmeats. sheesh

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>>19767228

>> No.19767306

>>19764690
It was rising until zoomers kept killing themselves and each other

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>>19764633
It's called a monjolo and they're far more efficient when ran off of water.

>> No.19767739

>>19762690
Salad fingers transitioned?

>> No.19767852

>>19762569
More than based, I think.

>> No.19767908

>>19762768
what a repulsive human being. this is hell