/ck/ - Food & Cooking

maliciously

regardless of how I went about it, today is my day off. on my days off I start drinking at noon. you don't get to interrupt that.

>>19757783
I buy a plane one from the store, I'm not baking for you fuckers.

>>19757783
I'd put effort into it but the icing would probably be all lumpy.
I do try but nobody likes my cakes. The first cake I made for a couple this year I'm almost certain that they threw it out immediately.

>>19757783
I would make flourless peanut butter cookies.

who were you?

>>19757821

>>19757860
Oldfag but barely

>>19757860
2004 i think so oldfag

>>19757860
hard to say. definitely i was on 4chan in high school and i graduated in 2008, so probably late oldfag/early newfag going by this

>>19757860
I came to 4chan for the habbo raid, so 2006.

>>19757783
How about brownies?

>>19757860
Technically an oldfag. Didn't post until like 08 or some shit. Still got told to lurk for 2 years because I was a dumbass.

>>19757860
I've only been here since 2014. I'd never heard of the four channel website before then.

>>19757860
how cancer is 2021?

>>19757783
I would take a standard cake recipe and follow it as best I could with exclusively substitute ingredients.
For a white cake, that would mean:
>8oz unsalted butter
I'll use that jar of schmaltz in the fridge.
>14oz sugar
Out of sugar, but I've got Sweet'n Low packets.
>6 large egg whites
Sorry, best I can do is apple sauce and gelatin.
>14oz flour
Rice flour.
>10oz milk
Okay, oat milk will work.
>2oz vegetable oil
I've got olive.
>2.5 tsp baking powder
I'll just mix 1 tsp of baking soda into the flour. Same thing.
>0.5 tsp salt
Potassium chloride salt alternative.
>1 tsp vanilla extract
Artificial.
Take the recipe through to the end, doing my best with what I've got. And, assuming it makes anything stable, finish it off with a proper chocolate buttercream.

Wa la.

>>19757860
Originalfag, bordering on oldfag.

>>19757968
Like a maggot feeding on the left over scraps of flesh clinging to long dead skeleton

>>19757783
I once baked a cake for the chins and lulz

>>19757968
There is no reason to start posting on this website after about 2014. Really a mystery who sees the state of affairs and says, wow, I really need to participate in this community. Just go back to twitter or whatever, for your own sake. You're probably not here forever yet.

>>19758005
>There is [schizo headcannon]

>>19757987
Based

>>19757860
07 newfag
I remember "four more years" for the 4th birthday soon after I arrived

>>19757783
A giant brownie in the shape of a clover desu, with mint ice cream.

>>19757860
2008 newfag, here forever.

>>19757783
I'd put some rice cakes on a paper plate but put an image of this guy on it in frosting and say 'welcome to the rice cake, motherfucker'

>>19757987
Ace

>>19757860
technically probably 05-06 i made YouTube account in early 06 to watch bootleg anime so probably then.

>>19757978
kek'd

>>19757860
newfag, right on the edge of cancer, I wish I could go back, to me 4chins back then was pure glory

>>19757860
2013, I was 13. It really didn't fuck my life up as much as you'd think. I'm sure a lot of us were here as young kids. I lurked until I was 18, because I at least had some sense. I didn't start regularly posting until 2021.

>>19757860
Cancer. I was a 2017 election tourist before I got sick of /pol/

>>19757860
oldfag, 2005, god damn it now i just miss when the internet was actually good and fun less fucking cancerous. i'm gonna go make a cake, this cake.

>>19757860
Either 2009 or 2010. I can't believe that even cancer like me has been here for so long at this point.

>>19757860
>2023
Please complete the chart as it only goes up to the end of 2010.

>>19757883
Kek

>>19757860
'09 newfag, my buddy showed me /b/ and I lurked for 2 years before I knew there was other boards

>>19757860
2024 cancer here

>>19757783
Weed
>GPT 8VY

>>19757860
Discovered it in 2006, but didn't really start posting till 2007.

I mainly heard about this place through z0r and different flash sites, and decided to check it out after seeing 4chan City/Craptastrophe.
I didn't really understand the concept of "forums" back then, so I came here believing that 4chan was an ongoing macromedia webseries a la Homestar Runner.

This was the first and only community that I've ever really been a part of.

>>19758213
>i made YouTube account in early 06 to watch bootleg anime
Love Hina Ep. 7 (Part 2 of 3)

>>19757860
Jibun wooo

>>19757860
I'd be an oldfag had I realized sooner than after a fucking year or so this site is more than two photos of some mexican and a flash archive, I just never clicked on the actual board, not knowing what that shit is on the left side is.

>>19757860
'04
If I baked a cake I'd most certainly cum in it because it's good enough for you fags.

In order to celebrate 20 years of bullshit out of which I gladly participated for 10 years i'm writing my resiliation letter and doing molly tonight.

>>19757860
2016 trumptard chad reporting in

>>19758909
>tard reporting in
fix'd, look up these: furries, bronies. You are the exact same but with a presidential jew

>>19758912
dont care still voting trump

>>19757860
I came over from SA at the beginning. I've been using this website for well more than half my life.

>>19757860
2013 post-cancer, and somehow I think most people who say "yeah bro I'm totally an originalfag, came here from SA" are lying through their fucking teeth.
This website is already damn near unusable compared to the way it was even in fucking 2016. I feel like all the oldfags either died IRL or just left for altchans.

>>19757783
I would say I'd do it, then not do it.

>>19758915
you should care about stop being a retard, but I'll give you that, despite his ridiculous takes, shows and retarded user base, he was a non warmonger president, and I respect that
other than that, he and his following are extremely perjudicial to society as a whole, they promote retard behavior on their population

I'd make 3 cakes, and 2 of them would be poisoned. Guess.

>>19757783
N

>>19757860
Depends on how you define it. I was aware of 4chan in the late 2000s but only visited it a few times (Had limited computer access at the time). I began lurking various chans in 2014 shortly after gamer gate kicked off. However, I only started posting regularly several years ago.

>>19757860
2011 cancer. lurked for about a year, something people should learn to nowadays