/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19750774
>ywn have anubian princess making deenz for dinner so you have plenty of energy to deposit your seed inside her
this is it, chef

>>19750774
this looks stinky as fuck but really good and if my wife/gf made me these i would feel very loved ;-;

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>>19750813
grim.

Can someone post that webm of the Mexican Noodles and the chef is loading it with so much sodium that I have a heart attack just watching it? Thank you :)

>>19750938
this one?

>>19750774
I feel like buried -somewhere- in there is a good idea

>>19750774
first webm i ripped from youtube and it was a hellish process using only browser tools

Anyone have the one of those 2 guys going to some eat-off-the-table meme restaurant and them doing that faggy bobblehead soyface the whole time?

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>>19750963
Yes. That one. Thanks.

>>19750839
These gimmick places never stay open for more than 10 years

>>19750799
I've never seen someone eat an unblanched, unskinned geoduck

>>19750839
If I saw this when I was young I probably would've become an islamic fundamentalist

>>19750774
Would def eat if the egg fish paste was chilled and the bread toasted with butter.

>>19750985
Just use yt-dl. It works for everything and will also auto download the super embedded shit that takes forever to find with inspect element.
>>19750853
Leave it to the dipshit with a hexclad pan to not know how to make a roux

>>19750780
>stupid nose ring
And into the trash it goes...

>>19750799
Bitch must have done time in prison...

>>19750850
I don't entirely hate this. It's a practical enough recipe which seems easy and has little to no frill and bullshit

>>19750963
Why does this annoy me so much

>>19750963
Is that the Indian elephant god's picture on the wall?

>>19751116
Emulating cartoon visuals in real life serves as a degradation of the human form. Slapstick didn't and doesn't need this. This cheap style of comedy and visuals was barely passable when animated, but as a live action depiction it forces the innate inhuman nature of the style front and center. It's literally repulsive.

>>19750799
Asian women are so fucking revolting. I've had 2 different white girls miscarry on my face while I was going down on them and am still grossed out by Asians. They're like a different species.

>>19751135
wtf dude. are you ok?

>>19751151
I'm good, thanks for asking

>>19750850
I don't really get the point of pricking the shells like that. If you just start the eggs in cold water they won't burst and even if they do you're mashing it into egg salad anyways.

>2023
>Posting Webms without sound
Newfags.

>>19750853
>Honey crispy chicken
>No honey used whatsoever

>>19750774
>crusts cut off
dumb monke

>>19751215
...
food?

>>19750785
That formic acid giving it some heat!

>>19751227

I don't get it is there an audience that actually wants to watch these videos and seeks them out? Why?

>>19751227
Fufu

Ova ooooooo

>>19751169
U talking about that thing where the filename is a link to the audio version. Im good with ffmpeg but i dont know much about doing that. Not that ive ever made a webm for ceekay anyway

>>19751121
Yeah, girugamesh

>>19750860
Concerning

>>19750774
We're doing this today are we

>>19751165
It prevents the shell from sticking to the egg.

>>19751391
I'd get my shiv ready if anyone in prison asked me if I wanted a cheesy manwheezy

>>19751135
what

>>19751391
they should use prison cooking in anti-crime PSAs at schools

>>19751116
because deep down you know some Gen Alphie 30 years from now is going to look back on it fondly as "the good old days" of the internet and shit on Gen Gamma for being newfags

>>19751054
>Leave it to the dipshit with a hexclad pan to not know how to make a roux
fuckin amirite
i think pasta water is magic - but you dont dump two tablespoons after youre done
and who the fuck would use that much paprika?
not even touching the flake . .. though its prolly p gud

>>19751333
JRAAAAAAAAAAAWK

>>19751420
Ah I see you are more of a Brick connoisseur.

>>19751391
I've seen some hilarious comments on his videos about him and bunky lmao.

>>19751448
See, that just sounds like the guy is gonna shit on my bed or offer me drugs, not visit some heinous act of sodomy upon my person

>>19750799
i actually ate this, but well cooked with ingredients
.not so special, but edible. I still prefer smaller shellfish

>>19750799
down syndrome ugly cunt, can we just behead all yellow fever fags now?

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>>19751448
Jailhouse recipes are just ghetto MREs when you really get down to it.

>>19751135
No one asked incel.

>>19751546
It’s over Incel. Buddy boyos can’t cheat their genetics. Now enjoy your corn syrup and saw dust

Will we ever get another webm thread that isn’t all shit you can find on tiktok/instagram/twitter and that aren’t reposts?

>>19751601
Make them yourself

>>19751215
Sexy black women deserve reparations.

>>19751227
I'd eat it

>>19751614
Wouldn’t

>>19750774
>not even ethnic women can cook anymore
The west has truly fallen

>>19751532
>not meals
>not ready to eat
Sure, if you're a retard

>>19751215
jesus fucking christ...if black women looked like this i would...
also that booba jiggle even though she barely moved, fuuaarrk

>>19751614
Would

>>19751614
Would breed, marry, settle down with, raise kids, grow old and die together

>>19751937
>>19751970
Fellow men of culture

>>19750850
I would actually try this one.

>>19751605
That's an actual East African not some American who's great-great-great-great-great grandpappy was a West African slave class.

>>19751532
damn you're one dumbass

>>19751448
Why are Americans so obsessed with prison?

>>19752020
why are irrelevants so obsessed with america?

>>19752020
3% of the population is in or has been in prison, more people than watch the NBA.

>>19752020
30% of the population is in or has been in prison

>>19750774
dang that looks good

>>19750774
Never thought I'd see a tiktok pov video that used the term pov correctly

>>19752001
Don't care, would simp for her.

>>19752042
oh god. i like drinking warm milk once in a while. am i a gay?

>>19751614
would mating press every morning and night

>>19752049
>prison
I think you mean jail, but I wouldn't expect you to know the difference

>>19752117
Not all trannies are gay. I learned that the hard way

>>19751124
This is probably the reason because these videos make me wish i could shoot someone through a computer screen.

>>19750963
this had a disturbing amount of effort put into it... for... social media

>>19752113
You wouldn't get anywhere with it since actual Africans get insulted when you lump them in with western niggers

>>19752147
I'm sure you encounter a plenitude of things you don't expect.

>>19752238
>get anywhere with it
I don't think you understand what 'simping' means.

>>19752020
The jews psyopped the poor into glorifying criminal culture

>>19752247
how you gonna simp if she bans you

>>19751646
Well well well, look who wondered off from /lgbt/.
Welcome to /ck/, try not to give anyone aids.

>>19752280
>having standards makes you gay
Lol, lmao.

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>>19752118

niggas really got no standards out here

>>19751614
I bet she makes good sardine sandwiches

>>19752042
>How to cook as a trans woman
>it's just heating milk
What was the point of this video

>>19751293
Newfag

>>19751604
BTFO

>>19752042
I've got some warm milk for this little faggot.

>>19752320
I have standards for English grammar

>>19752686
this guy looks like ricky gervais and has a very punchable face

>>19752042
>coo(c)k

>>19752378
>What was the point of this video
Too tell the world he will never be a woman.

>>19752686
People like that guy should be beaten and drowned in soy sauce.
How about minding your own damn beeswax?

>>19752753
to be fair the guy at the end of the table was disturbing the atmosphere of the restaurant by obnoxiously having a loud conversation on his phone. the whole seen is just insufferable

>>19752686
>HE HAD TO SPEND TEN YEARS LEARNING HOW TO PUT EGGS ON RICE
Holy shit lmao

>>19752689
What the actual fuck?

>>19752320
Looks are literally the least important aspect of a partner.

>>19751333
AND GAYMANG

>>19752774
When Jews move into a home previously occupied by goyim, the kitchen must be cleansed of their awfulness.
I'm not kidding. That's what's going on.

>>19752686
Lol, fuckin weebs. The guy on the phone should be drowned is soy sauce though.

>>19752791
Did that tomato just become a woman?

>>19752689
the heat of the kitchen cooks the egg

>>19752689
The heat of the jew cooks the germs

>>19751614
dead inside girls with tired eyes make me horny

>>19752774
passover prohibits sour grains aka bread and anything baked with yeast but the Ultra orthodox take it to the extreme

>>19752791
After seeing the kosher switch, I can believe that.

>>19752906
I can believe that too.

>>19752686
>this is the best soy sauce i've ever had

>>19751391
Very exclusive restaurant

>>19751986
High risk maneuver

>>19752813
>>19752806
:^)

>>19751215
nice wig

Everytime I check back in on these threads they just get grosser, you faggots are like the fliggu cringe trannies on gif

>>19752689
must have learned that one back in auschwitz

>>19753288
fliggu saved gif

>>19750780
The fuck is this resolution

>>19753045
Love the kosher switch.
Jews are really trying to hustle the Lord God on a technicality.

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>>19752686
>Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.

>>19752689
what’s the kike doing?

>>19753585
Ritual cleansing because orthodox Jews are fucking insane.

>>19750774
It's egg salad sandwich with chovies mixed in, shit's great and easy to make. For me it's pic related.

>>19752689
The heat of the oven cooks the jew

>>19752686
Egg

>>19753688
Asians will eat anything that moves 3 Michelin star

>>19753695
W-what is the secret ingredient?

>>19753688
Amazing how much effort peasants will put into justifying why they eat random animals from the sea floor instead of real food.

>>19750850
Somehow this made me sexually aroused

>>19753714
cum

>>19753547
Michelin fell for the omotenashi meme.

https://guide.michelin.com/sg/en/article/features/omotenashi

>>19753849
kill it

>>19751614
She unironically looks identical to the manlet I had front my black metal project before I realised how easy vocals were

>>19753969
Your black metal project sucks and I hate you

>>19753988
Makes enough income to pay for my groceries, wouldn't matter what you think , kocsog

>>19752020
many people don't realize, but 80% of all americans are in prison

>>19751723
If you're white, they're everywhere. RIP to every other race trying to hook up with black girls like that.

>>19752689
Oh, so it's okay when jews kill a bunch of germs, but when the roles are reversed, it's suddenly bad.

>>19750799
filters and photoshop should be illegal

>>19750985
no wonder why he doesn't have any hair

>>19752689
if you can't beat em, join em

>>19753849
Kek fatties who embrace their lardness and try to be funny at their own expense

>>19750963
Only in Russia can a 4/10 man pull an 8/10 woman

>>19752020
It's the Socioeconomic-Americans.

>>19753849
what kind of retard dips a taco
just keep the sauce in the packet and put it on as you eat

>>19750853
The worst part about making this would be smashing the eggs in a bag, Id feel like a liberal

>>19753695
I want to shoot this creature in the face multiple times

>>19751448
How the fuck do people eat shit like this and not piss out seawater afterwards

>>19753969
Link? I'm working on a Summoning rip off project at the moment.

>>19752042
The purple pans get me every time. Every tranny has to act like a cartoom caricature of what they think a girl acts like.

>>19752020
Americans love degeneracy. Trannies, browns and blacks, muslims, rape, drugs, guns, the average american thinks about these things constantly. Soon it will be illegal to refuse to fuck a tranny.

>>19750774
In my country we call that the old man mix, and we are pretty damn far away from Nigeria

>>19753695
This makes me angry

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>>19753825

this nigga keeps grabbin me as i slurp it

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>>19753431
The kosher switch is hilarious. Imagine rules lawyering when the DM is your own literal God.

>>19753997
>Hungarian black metal band pays for his groceries
lmao nice larp faggot

>>19754394
That fat bitch is a 4/10

shit thread as usual

>>19755357
Go ahead and contribute whiny female

>>19755380
no.
any questions?

>>19755403
Like clockwork, enjoy this webm again

>>19755410
shit webm fitting for this thread

>>19755413
you know it

>>19755417
so we agree then?

>>19755422
Please feed me more (you)s so I can continue to improve this thread

>>19755431
dont need me for that. youre posting out of butthurt

>>19755434
I need more

>>19755442
you're deflecting.
face my posts like a man

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>>19755454
ew

>>19754011
Top kek of the day

>>19753547
is this a copypasta? either way its true
and I'm saying this as someone who likes sushis
I've only once tried 'real' sushi aka not the overcooked rice+salmon you find in every asian outlet and it was decent, but definitely overpriced
I just dont get people who think its something special when literally no other restaurant business is trying to scam you that hard
it can still be enjoyable but you gotta find that one restaurant that doesnt make a big deal out of it and I think its nearly impossible outside of japan

>>19751391
How miserable must someone's outside life be where they choose to make jailhouse comfort food? It's really sad, for this loser an experience that would normally be the worst one for a normal person was something worth reliving.

>>19751448
I understand that when you have limited ingredients you're forced to make do, but this seems like so much less than the sum of its parts. If you have ramen noodles, hot water, and summer sausage, why not just make ramen noodle soup with some sausage chunks tossed in? That sounds so much more appetizing than this abomination.

>>19755608
More views = more money
And you get more views by doing niche shit

>>19752042

notice how he has a long neck sweater and his head is always pointing downwards but his eyes are looking up at the camera?

all this to avoid people from seeing his adams apple. then of course there's the heavy e-girl makeup but that's pretty much associated with troons now

>>19751042
Why would you want to stay in one place for more than 10 years?

>>19750963
Damn, he just keeps going back for those awful donuts

>>19753688

bug people are disgusting

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>>19751215
Whew

>>19753198
I didn’t learn until later in life about the wigs. I rarely see black women but when I do I can’t help look at their hair. Kind of shocked me when I first found out, it seemed so strange.

>>19753547
I agree with this 100%. I go to lunch with colleagues and the sit around moaning and gasping with ecstasy at fucking raw fish, rice, and seaweed. Give me a fucking break.

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>>19755105
Even Jews know the rules lawyering is hilarious
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oven_of_Akhnai

>>19753431
Only jews have the chutzpah to try and brazenly dupe the Almighty Himself
Remember the chicken torture stunt?

>>19752042
Bros...

>>19752689
>When you find out the Holocaust DID happen, however the circumstances surrounding it were not what you think

>>19752753
Why are they so slow?

>>19753688
Out of all the seafood, Asian cuisine seems to focus on torturing and eating intelligent live animals. It just had to be an octopus.

>>19755959
the suffering seasons the meal

>>19755959
They have no or very little empathy. Especially the Chinese I think communism had a lot to do with purging them of whatever empathy they once had.

>>19750774
>Titus deenz
Never had more based deenz

>>19752686
"People" like this should have their head caved in by a brick.

>>19755752
>he

>>19753688
is it actually alive? i mean he literally cut off it's head with scissors

>>19750780
Nigger.

>>19750963
why didn't he notice there was no bite taken out of the replacement cookies

>>19750799
>women hate foreskins so much they're willing to just bite them off by force

Damn, how do cheesedicks survive?

>>19751437
kids from the hood make this because they idolise the prison lifestyle and lack basic cooking skills

>>19755754
Some of us don't live in apartment buildings that get infested with rats, forcing us to relocate, anon.

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>>19750997
*yawn* What is this, amateur hour?

>>19753547
Is this meant to be a copy-pasta? Because it's just straight facts at this point.

>>19755959
The pain of the food nourishes the asian

>>19752753
Was that not from a show where they filmed the capitans daughter getting dirty?

>>19755646
It takes more time to make these mixups. Time passes slower when you're in prison. Prisoners do anything to make a minute look like it passed faster than it should've

>>19755417
I'm glad that we don't live like this anymore, at least not in the West.

>>19756273
i unironically do that sometimes

>>19754022
KEK underrated and checked

>>19756246
these are donuts and she did take a bite of one of them at the end

>>19750850
I hate when I watch someone cook food and I know exactly what it tastes like because of how simple and uninspired it is. there is no way this isn’t mediocre, perhaps even awful depending on how bad kewpie tastes by itself to you

>>19751391
I laughed when he pulled the ramen out of the bag

>>19751116
you're a xoxol

>>19752020
u get free bbc in there

>>19752686
Angry Redditor
100 years sharpened rice

>>19752689
They figured out we can't use the gas against them if they burn through it

>>19755056
I find this creature repugnant, but I like watching the different slop go into the auger

>>19754022
Kek

>>19753547
>And you know something? Let's stop with this paizuri business. Paizuri, what does it mean? Titty fucking, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented titty fucks? Really? People have been fucking tits for thousands of years and couldn't explain the act until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.

>>19752689
lmao it's like if native Americans used blankets covered in smallpox to clean their bathrooms

>here's that really hard working line cook i was telling you about

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>>19756867
>they don't like delicious Japanese cuisine

>>19756680
i feel youre being far too critical of deviled eggs on toast.

>>19752001
>That's an actual East African
very mixed race for an east african.

>>19750774
>deenz and hardboiled egg jaffles

>>19757020
the kewpie mayo and tabasco at the end is actually a very nice touch

>>19757017
ck cookalong """chef"""

>>19750774
This is like tuna salad except with sardines. I make it with tuna all the time. It's really good on crackers.

>>19757020
literally said
>OH NO
4 seconds in

>>19751391
At this rate, just put some cows and pigs in the courtyard and whatever happens happens.

>>19751081
The nose ring is fine, you can take it out easily.
It's that stupid lip piercing that will leave a visible hole.

>>19755454
She's wearing the same clothes and sitting in the same place, meaning the fat pig ate all that fucking food in one session.

>>19752020
I'm a Brit and I'm obsessed with US prisons, I watch lock up raw all the time.
It's like a crazy world inside of the US and so many are different.
Some are racially segregated, some you must join and gang and some like the ones in Arizona you just go crazy getting cockroaches swarming on you all night.

>>19752042
I've just realised that I have never warmed milk and drank it like this.
I won't, I like it cold.

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>>19753547
I honestly agree with him.
Sushi is nice sure but people freak the fuck out over it.

>>19757615
If you have good quality milk then it's sweeter when around room temperature. Cheap milk tastes a little off.

>>19750850
what's that weird herb he's using?

>>19755608
Its probably nice to know that a skill you got in prison is actually positive and people are enjoying watching it.

>>19756273
That's just a lame version of Dave England's Jackass stunt.

>>19750860
great post

>>19751448
this guy should kill himself

>>19750853
>less than 550 calories

>>19752896
any opinion on kstew?

>>19755704
For people who don't know, Chinese people go absolutely nuts whenever there's free anything. Think 7/11's free slurpee day, now imagine it being raided by people with multiple 10 gallon buckets

>>19757017
Better than 90% of "cooks" on this board

>muh refined italian sandwich

>>19752791
>she/her

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>>19757707
That's fresh curly parsley. Mainly used as garnish cause it doesn't have much taste.

>>19758238
>cause it doesn't have much taste.
The fuck are you on about? Curly parsley, especially if fresh, has a very strong and very distinct parsley taste.

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>>19758079
Meanwhile whitey is fighting over pikachu with a hat.

>>19758252
what the jeet...

>>19751391
>>19751448
He forgot to write you have to suck over 9000 dicks to procure the items in the recipe. That's why it's all spicy shit, to wash down the prison nigger dick taste

>>19758251
>whitey is fighting over pikachu with a hat.
What? Context?

>>19758266
Woodmans!

>>19758251
>Look it up
>Some sort of Collab for a Vincent Van Gogh museum
Am I just being sour or does this feel like an insult to van gogh? Sure van gogh always wanted to be recognized but people are obviously going crazy for this because it's pokemon, not because it's van gogh related.

>>19758266
>I sell pizza and pizza accessories.

>>19755442
do brits really ?

now it's a /ck/ webm thread

>>19758308
How does he get in?

>>19758152
europhiles got real quiet

>>19750774
Besides the smell I bet that tasted good.

Deenz Bois know.

>>19758301
the brands are american, so it's probably someone in NA region

>>19751215
chocolate wife

>>19758321
He was born from one of the eggs and cursed to continue being reborn through them until he sells them all

>>19758325
>europhiles
With the shitty influencer logo and influencer style video this guy's audience is certainly not comprised of europhiles.

>>19758152
What exactly do these retards think the gloves do?

>>19758425
It mostly gives the illusion of food safety - sometimes the optics of a situation are as important to sales as the mechanics of it.
But... It also allows for faster "clean hands" than a thorough wash in situations where raw meat, raw egg, or vegans/vegetarians might be involved.

>>19758247
do poos really?

>>19758444
The poo, recycled through the path of samsara, eventually achieves nirvana in the loo.

>>19758152
Look at their literal soiboi marketing, what a glorious example of shitalian subhumans

>>19757615
People say it makes you sleepy but I never understood it. I heat it up this way when I want to make hot chocolate though.

>>19758527
It's soothing, and it contains tryptophan and CTH, which can help relax you and dull that "What if???" part of your brain.

Toast with cheese, or dark chocolate around 8pm (if you go to bed around 9-10) would do a similar job.

>>19758552
>dark chocolate
what about the caffeine?

>>19758425
Candied appuls?

>>19758555
If you've had more than one coffee, your adenosine receptors should still be recovering, Any mild buzz you'd get from the chocolate would last maybe an hour, followed by a mild crash that should happen right around when the tryptophan is converting to serotonin.

>>19755752
who cares?

>>19750963
This was some serious autism

>>19758425
Why are Asians so autistic about apple skin? They'll look at you like you're a barbarian if you don't peel the apples first. That's where the nutrition is.

>>19753695
>useing facemask to hide his big nose
hmmm what a particular trait among these people

>>19758152
>constantly talking
That's how I know this is an authentic Italian video

>>19758308
Can someone post the incel egg sandwich maker please thank you

>>19758683

>>19750780
Jumpscare

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>>19758823
aw did the little faggot get scared? better go back to plebbit, libtard

>>19750963
obvious foot fetish is obvious

>>19758247
>brown "people"
And I thought eating dirt was bad...

>>19751614
Is that coffee?

>>19750774
American blacks make fun of ypeepo for eating fish?
What is this then?

>>19758252
>poverty ridden country and still cutting of the crust

/ck/ shoves indians in these threads like netflix shoves niggers in their shows

>>19758928
Haitian dirt cookies are even funnier/sadder than the images paint. They buy "special" mountain dirt for $5/bag because the believe it's full of nutrients and minerals. So it's not just they're eating dirt cookies, they're paying exorbitant prices for the privilege to make them.

>>19757020
who was this guy I saw him eat noodles in the forest I recognized him by the exaggerated movement