/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19743379
>post things that haven't been posted often or new stuff
>he doesn't realize that these threads are just bot dumps on a loop

>>19743379
ok sorry i don't care if this is zoomer tiktok goyslop cringe i'm drunk and i found it funny.

>>19743403
I prefer when he put his phone into a tray that had raw meat in it.

>>19743441
a lot of work to make 3 servings of disgusting slime noodles

>>19743444
He looks better than the netlfix sanji.

>>19743463
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>19743444
>no melted butter
>no salt
Even ingoring the cringe, that recipe sucks.

>>19743489

>>19743460
One inherently recognizes

>>19743444
Do anime fans really?

>>19743524
God I love these

>>19743489
>this deflates the pig

>>19743451
>put stuff in a blender
>put it in a pan
>add pasta
>a lot of work

>>19743449
Looks good to me!

>>19743542
What is it and why do you love it

>>19743554
>those were the only things that happened

>>19743460
Nice ass

>>19743563
you mentioned the noodles specifically but putting spices and cornflakes on a chicken and then frying it isn't much work either

>>19743513
make that two
you just know

>>19743513
the observer is instinctually aware

>>19743452
>uses premade cake mix from supermaket
Americans are so pathetic

>>19743460
It becomes immediately obvious to the observer

>>19743463
Probably delicious, but you're supposed to take the eyes out an sew them together, out of respect for the pig

>>19743460
Fake, she didn't wash the chicken with soap.

>>19743489

>>19743504
>just melt chocolate and pour boiled milk on top, bro, it's totally a cake

>>19743520
Bread is way too thick, completely ruins the sandwich.

>>19743527
>the power of Bethesda's marketing budget

>>19743560
I'm not sure honestly...

>>19743499
This is nuts

>>19743499
i consider myself a pretty open minded eater but idk if i could eat testicles

>>19743523
Not as often as back in the day but yes.

Took a break. Making new new webms now.

>>19743641
Premade cake mix is astoundingly and incomprehensibly moist/tender compared to anything you could come up with on your own. Hundreds of food scientists who get paid tens of millions of dollars a year and who have collectively put in at least a hundred thousand man-hours into formulating the absolute best possible cake mix with ingredients and processes you could never even dream of replicating in your home kitchen.

It's okay that yours isn't as good. It literally can't be. Homemade cakes are just different than boxed ones and there's nothing you can do about it. That's just the way it is. But don't get all pissy because you're too much of a brainlet to understand why boxed cake mixes are as good as they are.

>>19743666
>16 times the ad spend

>>19743743
This is probably the first webm I've seen from these guys that actually looked appetizing.

>>19743460
There is no other conclusion to be made.

>>19743468
what the fuck you fuckwad

>>19743748
This is either good satire or you are completely out of your mind.

>>19743463
>First, Spatchcock a pigs head...
WOULD

>>19743460
GYATT

>>19743379

>>19743802
You are so stupid you can't even realize how little you know. Just go do like 20 minutes worth of reading up on the crazy shit that goes into boxed cake mix formulations, I have no interest in replying any further.

You know what? Here's some homework. Go get your favorite local bakery owner shitfaced at the dive and ask them what's the secret ingredient in their best cake. I'll bet you 10 grand that they confess to using boxed mixes in part or in whole

>>19743520
LOL!! Those chips aren't even melted!!

>>19743787
Eat a cheeseburger bitch, damn

>>19743840
>he proved that americans do, in fact, really

>>19743441
Looks alright.

>>19743840
I don't live in america, and I can immediately tell bakeries that use mix apart.
The best cakes I have eaten have been either homemade or fancy patisserie in Paris.
If your tastes tolerate cake mix, then it mean you think all cakes should be the same.inside, so you are an udiot and I pity you. Probably comes from not having. An actual baking tradition like europeans do.

>>19743441
Wait, where's the honey?

>>19743460
A man can only deduce

>>19743845
I'd hit it

>>19743449
I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, this is based and I don't even like anime but I recognise the characters.

>>19743748
>>19743840
terminal american brain, christ
t. american

>>19743452
I wouldn't eat it but it looks fuckin sick.

>>19743840
UM ACKSHUALLY U NO MAKE CAKE WITH SAWDUSTOXILATES AND CARBONUCLEOPEEPEEPOOPHAGGOTRIC ACIDS SO U CAKE NO GOOD

>>19743460
One must ponder

>>19743516
You could put a little icing sugar on these to make them look even moldier for Halloween.

>>19743863
This is evil. Octopus is delicious but this is evil.

>>19743733
Imagine the brapstorm holy shit.

>>19743883
No I don’t think I want to imagine that.

>>19743579
Average Southerner

>>19743743
A little cunny powder or something else to dip it in would be good.

>>19743460
>gut Cancer and leaky gut in a bottle
>Dogfucker on top of that...
At least she's not using seasoning soap, I guess...
I went to her actual channel just to hear the inevitable >>CHIRP!<<, but I think they are getting wise to the ridicule--nothing but Trash FemRap overlaid...
I am disappoint

>>19743758
Kek. I would eat the fuck out of that though.

>>19743903
>cunny powder
Your autocomplete shows us things

WTF IS THIS REAL

>>19743851
Get fucked.

>>19743893
i'm glad to be gay

>>19743921
Mmm soapy berries

>>19743918
I did that on purpose. It tried to change it to funny.

>>19743863
Why do people love to cook things alive?
Do they get off on torturing an animal?

>>19743952
Asians are soulless.

>>19743758
This is a legit reverse engineer job...
But it's not a "Hack" really is it?
t. been making tortilla thin crust pidzers for years
he needs to up his game and brush the tortilla with olive oil first, makes a big difference.

>>19743967
I never got Nutella. I eat it expecting it to be some chocolatey goodness and it's just not.

>>19743851
>NSW
Fuck, Aussies, You are now the retarded equivalent of coasties here in the states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTJZZqJqxjA

>>19743863
>Balenciaga rip-off tee: $450
>Tortures live animals for fun and food
This Korean is clearly a sadistic, gay pedo.
I'm starting to come around to how the Nips think here...

>>19743733
good lord one dish alone is 1600 calories that must be like 5 days worth of food for a normal person.

Last one for tonight. I have to go cook.

>>19743936
why'd he make it texas shaped? we don't have mountains

>>19743499
>now theres a man who knows when he's got somethin good in his mouth

>>19743936
tiktok can't pay well enough to make the effort put into making this worth it right?

>>19743460
>negress
>her dog looks like fried chicken

>>19743513
>>19743623
>>19743637
>>19743647
>>19743857
but she's not white

>>19743893
Look at the NOSE on that dyed, bland cunt!
I'm not even gay, but I can understand why you guys are so fucking catty here...
The narcissism rampant in the world today is sickening.
>Painfully low tier baked ziti is somehow video worthy.
>LOOK AT MEEEEE!!!
You just know they watched this video of themselves over and over and constantly commented on how "good" their asses looked.
Just drop the bombs already, this waiting for the inevitable is just getting absurd.
I hope they live for months afterwards in the bombed out rubble, somehow spared from the initial blasts, but dying slowly from radiation as their hair falls out and they emaciate from shitting out their own liquifying intestines over 3 weeks time while being unable to move much more than a few meters at a time because their tendons start tearing, one at a time, rendering their hands, feet, legs and arms useless--progressively, hourly... as they try to escape the ravenous rats and cockroaches that survived in the sewers that are drawn to the scent of decaying filth they've become by shambling away, dragging themselves slowly forward by their useless, floppy, open sore riddled limbs.
I don't like these people at all.

>>19743743
i'm always vaguely envious of the massive wideset mandible and sheer cramming capacity of blacks and asians. i can't even eat a fuckin chicken nugget in one bite

>>19743769
>filename
I think its satire

>>19743844
Damn his daughters a qt

>>19743986
>Simultaneously worshiping GREED and GLUTTONY
Is it me, or are 99% of these viral tik-tok videos just embodiment of the seven deadly sins?
Really makes you wonder...

>>19743787
she has a really beautiful skeleton. she doesnt even look half bad anorexic, she'd probably look good 35lbs overweight too

>>19744003
>Thinks industrial frozen foods shat out by a conveyor belt driven machine should look like a restaurant meal..
Who is the real moron here?

>>19743979
Put it on ritz crackers
No need to thank me

>>19744125
Putting Nutella on a cracker isn't going to make me magically like it. I haven't eaten the shit in about 15 years I don't plan to.

>>19743979
It's chocolate and hazelnut

>>19743444
Cringe as that was, that genuinely tickled me. Except the ending. It got too cringe even for me.

>>19744125
here's a game changer:
Get nutella, or the turkish knock-off from a dollar tree, a bag of pretzel rods, twists or sticks--your choice, and some dry roasted peanuts, chopped up with a knife, food processor or smashed in a ziplock bag, then put into a ramekin or bowl.
Dip pretzel into hazelnut spread, roll in peanuts.
Sweet, salty crunchy snacks for a week or more if you aren't a glutton and devour it all in one sitting.
total cost: $3.75+tax
my local dollar trees used to carry those thin Italian breadsticks and the plain or salted ones were my original go-to, but they don't carry them anymore, and I'll be damned if I'm spending $4.50 for the EXACT SAME THING(just the breadsticks,) at Krogers down the way.

>>19743845
too much seasoning

>>19743893
>filename
jealous tranny

>>19744221
Imagine the amount of water you'd have to drink with it, just to taste anything but SALT WALL.
https://youtu.be/pUGNlgufgsk
They really have burnt out their tastebuds--if they ever had them.
One wonders how they'd react to deer salt licks in lollipop form. Something in a cherry or apple with extra cayenne pepper...

>>19743444
I hate that i was alive when this was being filmed

>>19743733
>Making new new webms now.
Appreciate your effort!

>>19744264
>>19743733
>Checked
YES! TY, Opie, this is a good thread.
(you)s all around.

>>19743733
>eating only food at texas roadhouse
as opposed to what? the napkins? are you allowed to have a glass of water?

>>19744277
I don't get it either. They drank that green thing whatever the fuck that was.

>>19744221
>>19744244
hoping this is a joke

>>19744285
Product placement
So, in essence... Her retarded "Challenge" is a FAIL.

>>19743833
>the pain of the fish cooks the egg

>>19744331
Yeah, for this video.
BUT WHERE IS THE WEED??
>RastaPasta
>not vegetarian, no ganja
>>19744355
>checked

>>19743936
Horrible 3rd world welds

>>19743499
Barbecued Garloid is the best Garloid.

>>19743883

>>19744229
Appreciative of his physique. He deserves a naturally blonde goddess with his form.

>>19743379
Poor cat. grimace got 'im

>>19743864
Will you shut the fuck up? No one gives a shit about your nationalism. It's a fucking cooking board. inb4 troon rage

>>19743403
>DSP cooks

>>19744177
No it’s just chocolate colored palm oil

>>19743441
damn...

>>19743913
Cool but inedible tortilla to filling ratio.

>>19743656
kek

>>19743379

>>19744568
Is it better or worse that they burn the shit out of the shit?

>>19744568
Huh.

>>19744019

>>19743441
> milk and cream cheese
just make a roux. It's not that hard and it'll taste way better than reduced cream cheese.

>>19744715
>jj--jj--just make a roux
I've made roux so many times and I never taste the cheese

>>19743460
That broccoli absolutely wasn't cooked. That was probably barely warmed up raw broccoli

>>19743499
i try a lot of weird foods but I don't see how balls would have a good texture

>>19744568
really wish america would just accidentally drop on nuke on them

>>19743903
Ain't no way

>>19743816
These are beautiful

>>19744044
If it didn't, they wouldn't do it.

>>19744033
pretty sure thats Iran bro

>>19744719
You add cheese too. A couple of them. reduced milk and cream cheese will not get you to the same place that a simple roux and cheese will. What are you even doing here if you think warm blended cream cheese makes for good mac n cheese? what is any of this

>>19744777
>checked
I'll take "What is Mornay Sauce" for 777, chuck

>>19744777
I add the cheese to the roux and don't taste the cheese at all. All I taste is milk and flour.

>>19744806
>taste flour
then you’re doing it wrong, and if you’re not tasting the cheese use a stronger tasting cheese + add more of it

>>19743893
damn markeplier can COOK

>>19744806
expired cheese. probably mold and you died ten years ago

>>19744806
you are adding way too much flour or far too little milk. I've also had this problem if using bread flour

>>19744816
I add 2 pounds of cheese how is that not enough. What am I doing wrong besides the roux being worthless for cheese. And it isn't even smooth and creamy either.

>>19744825
Nope, I add the parts as stated in basic roux recipes and measure everything with my scale in grams.

>>19744764
dies tiktok have ads now? they get sponsorships? patreon? OF? how do they make money?

>>19744827
>"basic roux recipes"
be less vague

>>19743468
what's the recipe 4 dis

>>19744838
NTA but the generally accepted method is 1:1 butter to flour, cook over med high heat just until it pulls away from the pan THEN add the milk a little at a time while whisking.
Heated milk, as cold milk can cause the mixture to clump.

>>19743828
Goddamn these two are disgusting.

>>19744827
>measure everything with my scale in grams.

This isn't baking there's no benefit to this kind of autistic precision and attempting to force volume based ratios to work by weight is gonna be a bad time.

>>19744419
>WOW, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE EGG WOULD SLIDE OFF???

>>19743748
Is this copy pasta? This sounds too familiar

>>19743463
Poor piggo
I'll try pig's head but goddamn you gotta pull the eyeballs out i'm not eating food that's still staring at me

>>19743743
So does the poking a hole into the egg make it easier to peel or something?
If so i gotta try it cause my boiled eggs always come out mangled.

>>19744907
>you're probably not adding the right measurements
>NOOOOOO YOUR MEASUREMENTS ARE TOO PRECISE

>>19743460
I'm move her Lawry's to the top shelf

>>19743463
Looks like a cartel video

You guys want a shot?

>>19744957
they became those foxes dancing shadows on skypeia

>>19743441
>550kcal
I don't believe it for one second.

>>19744120
Ramsay for putting his name on frozen foods

>>19743893
>swole markiplier has turned gay

>>19743516
I would devour these
Does anyone have the actual recipe?

>>19743787
the longer I watch the less human she looks

>>19744963
It's a pretty small serving. Lining up three servings like that is a clever way to make it look like a more satisfying amount of food than it is

>>19743787
> tattoos on your hands

What a fucking trash- heap.

>>19744841
>onions
>tomato paste
>heavy cream
>boullion/spices
viola

Ah I really do hate people

Something about the way they act in these webms really makes me feel it

>>19744033
There's a thread on /out/ that you would enjoy

>>19743900
Wtf is that shit they're eating?
It sort of seems spicy, from their reactions.

>>19743379
That's all a Grimace Shake is?

>>19743379
That's all a Grimace Shake is? I pretty much how I make my protein shakes.
Coldstone Creamery makes their shakes with 90% ice cream and 10% milk.

>>19745051
*That's pretty much

>>19743833
>You have to eat all the eggs

>>19744827
>I add 2 pounds of cheese how is that not enough.

what kind of cheese and to how much roux

.

>>19743465
I don't know how but I know he's a homosexual

>>19745037
I searched all thread for this post
I am convinced that TikTok is just desperate attention whoring and only real effort goes into editing.
O Lord, please don't let /ck/ webm threads devolve into this shit.

>>19743787
her face would be an effective jumpscare

>>19743893
He mogs her so hard it's unreal
>>19744229
YWNBAW

>>19743967
the palm oil stare

>>19743936
>bucket of snow to taste

>>19743753
Brown people are legitimately a blight.

>>19745027
mer see bo coo

>>19743844
If my daughter did that she'd need crutches for the rest of the year

>>19744355
checked and keked

>>19743893
they both have a great ass

>>19743748
>incomprehensibly moist
It's literally just palm oil, because it's semi-solid at room temperature.

>>19743499
I wouldn't mind trying that. The cooking technique reminds me of yakitori

>>19744177
it in the literal sense has more palm oil than chocolate and hazelnut

>>19743851
>we made it wrong in purpose, as a joke

>>19743851
Ohayou gosaimusu

>>19744199
Warning. This isn't as good with Snyder's honey mustard and onion pieces.

>>19744065
it’s a w*man of course she fucks her dog

>>19743769
total fatty death

>>19743769
I'd still butter her rolls

>>19745180
not my problem

>>19743460
One can simply conclude

>>19745180
Kek, just pours a bucket of oil into the drain. Not my problem!

>>19745255 (checked)
based McNuggies appreciator

>>19744044
>>19744764
>>19744832
TikTok pays literally nothing. You need to have like billions of views to make a measely 6 figures. A lot of smart people use tiktok to promote the platforms that actually pay: OF, YouTube, twitch, Instagram. Or promote merchandise or a go fund me scam. People are addicted to attention for the most part so you don't need to pay thrm. They want millions of views to simply feel popular and "viral".

>>19744962
lol yeah they did

>>19745180
Kek, I just realised this cunt is at a hotel. Fuckin based.

>>19743379
>posting animal cruelty
MOOOOOOODS

>>19744941
Yeah, you're retarded thanks for confirming

>>19743533
I fucking loved these burritos and they're impossible to find now

>>19745755
I accept your concession.

>>19743516
How did they manage to make it the exact color of mold?

>>19743840
you think you know, but you dont
t. actual anon in the know
that said premix are not all that bad, but real professionals aka high tier pastry making do things a lot differently than your dozen of millionaires industrial 'chefs' who's sole purpose is that their premix has a decent shelf life, not that it tastes good or is as moist as possible

a simple a always used technique to get a cake batter moist once its cooked is to let it absorb syrup traditionnaly made with water, sugar and a small quantity of alcool ( rhum for example goes great in a chocolate cake , cherry based alcool like Kirsch with strawberries) to flavor the whole thing

>>19743460
One can only imagine

>>19745799
>the exact color of mold
Didn't know that there's only one type of mold in existence.

>>19743460
I have that same dog. Golden Doodle

>>19743444
>average One Piece fan

>>19743560
Meat tenderiser

>>19745866
wtf

>>19745849
Why'd you steal her dog?

>>19745147
That's salt

>>19743460
sexo

>>19743743
>no black gloves in this one
>actually ends up being alright

go figure

>>19743733
check'd and chink'd

>ITT: TikTok simping
Abandon thread. Pure trash.

>>19745784
i dont get it

>>19745784
i feel like these fucking tranny faggot webms are all posted by the same child molester.

>>19743460
A black person making normal food???
Now this IS surprising.

>>19744719
make a Mornay sauce from the roux

>>19743833

>>19743516
This is a cookie version of what I thought blue waffles were before my eyes were opened.

>>19743524
GMod IRL

>>19745163
yeah my daughter wouldn't be walking right for weeks

>>19746182
Why did he do it bros?

>>19744280
wtf is going on here

>>19743753
>overcooked noodles
>wasting this much time and ingredients on packaged ramen
I like buldak but what the hell

>>19745101
better than seed oil

>>19746193
got a recipe? blue waffle sounds delicious

>>19744355
fucking kek

>>19743833
where did the egg go?

>>19743863
:(

>>19743460
I'm cutting and I am finding myself aroused by borderline chubsters with big butts
help me

>>19746406
>borderline

>>19746622
I'm American and recently moved to Texas. My views on what is normal vs fat vs chubby [for women] are so fucked now

>>19746083
It's easy to grab a recipe video off of tiktok than constantly have to download 1gb YouTube videos and trim them down to 1:20 just to post. Most tiktok you just download and you're done.

You want YouTube cooking webms, by all means nobody is stopping you from making 53 of them.

>>19745838
If you've personally seen more than 2 or 3 different colors of mold you need serious help. Most people only ever seen green, white and black.

>>19743893
>when the e-thot filter don't work when you are sideway

>>19744113
>she has a really beautiful skeleton
justserialkillerthings

>>19743921
but he still eating the bugs, they would be just dead inside the fruits

>>19744120
>Stroggification in progress

>>19743748
No way this isn't a copy pasta. My wife bakes cakes all the time and her cakes are way more moist than box cakes. Yes I am also gay why does that matter?

>>19743520
>all that effort to cook the fish and chips just to not cook the bread at all

>>19743654
>go to youtube
>look up videos of black people cooking
>check to see if they wash their chicken with soap to determine if video is fake or not
>call out fake videos
>if you hear the fire alarm going off in the background of the video ask the uploader what the hallway noise is

>>19746654
>him: 5+ years of lifting and body building
>her: 3 months at the gym and extremely tight jeggings lifted above her navel

>>19745880
They made the noodles thicker by grinding them down, adding an eggs, and cutting them larger.

They could have just made bigger noddles with flour, salt, and egg.

>>19743758
NIce. Gonna try that

>>19744940
poke the fat end
it lets the air out so the shell doesn't burst

>>19745044
pretty sure it's latiao. fried dough, covered in a spicy coating

>>19743379
HOW?!?!?!

>>19743452
Frottagecore cake

>>19744041
The secret is to clip them off real high
Ywn beat the record for most lamb fries in one sitting

>>19743748
Aw sweet, man-made moistness and tenderness beyond my comprehension

>>19747647
this pun doesn't work if spoken aloud, since it's pronounced "frô-täzh" and doesn't rhyme with cottage

>>19743748
This extends to basically everything. If it's pre-made, pre-packaged in the store, it's going to be borderline perfect and there's no possible way of doing better on your own. Every single thing on the shelves has been optimized beyond belief by an entire industry of brilliant minds with the sole priority of bringing the best possible product to market. That's the raw beauty of capitalism.

>>19747691
yes it does. cottage is correctly pronounced cô-täzh for the same reason. ESL ass

>>19747696
no english speaker pronounces it like that

>>19743893
Zamn Markiplier daddy af fr fr

>>19746279
Just Google™ it!

>>19746214
Nerve gas.

>>19747703
If you're not pronouncing it like a Julliard poof trying to speak French, you're not gay enough to be doing it in the first place.

>>19746649
There's a pink one that builds up in the corners of the shower if you don't clean it often enough.

>>19745866
This is the most pointless thing I've ever seen.

>>19743524
I worked at a Coca-Cola warehouse in high-school. loading trucks and shit. we had to, with some regularity destroy expired soda. usually 20 oz bottles.

this is basically the only thing we didn't try.

>>19743921
> bug filled food
> Spanish
no comment

>>19744059
> Obey
fucking lost

>>19743850
>>19743853
>>19743864
>no mention of america
>the man is clearly trolling
*smacks lips*
>fuckingz americanzz!

>>19743460
One naturally suspects

>>19745180
>blurring out the watermark
Holy based. No need to give these retards views

>>19743863
They could give it a few drips of clove oil. They could stun it with an ice water dip. They could crush it's brain (which is very easy to find on squids and octopi) a second before throwing it on the griddle. They want to torture it

>>19748276
Non whites literally dont care about these things bro

>>19743787
I've been there, she's not trying to recover, she's just realized it wasn't the actual eating of food that triggered her, just the repercussions.

Once you reach her weight it's ridiculously easy to eat basically whatever food you want and stay below your BMR, I did that for like 17 months before I stopped tricking myself and started eating for real.

>>19748276
These Chinese believe suffering enhances flavor

>>19744957
He lied

>>19744432
Stop eating shit tortillas, they should be good even without fillings

>>19745371
And more sugar than those three ingredients combined

>>19747687
kek

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>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

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>>19743460
i have the information

>>19745180
>just dumps burning hot oil in the motel sink
He's the real version of the "not my problem" meme

>>19743533

Enchiladas for white people.

>>19743403
Jack? This is some jack tier shit.

>>19743504
I thought that looked quite nice at first but then it cut to their faces and I closed the webm

>>19744003
>>19744015
>>19744020
>>19744027
Lmfao how can anybody take Gordon seriously?

>>19746337
didnt you watch the webm? The fish ate the egg

>>19749478
don't think gordon himself is doing any kind of quality checking or preparations for those products. it's just like mrbeast's burgers with only his face stamped on the product and nothing else

>>19743903
whats crab powder?

>>19743452
Thats like the opposite of cottagecore.

>>19743758
Genius

>>19743787
Does Tiktok really not allow you to type "recovery"?

>>19743863
Is it actually alive or just dead muscles spasming due to salt?

>>19749549
That's kinda my point. The fact that Gordon is wiling to use his self brand with fucking microwave meals severely erodes any reputation. People don't take Mr beast seriously either when he slaps his face on brugers

>>19743520
AAAAAAAAAAAAH POTATOES ON BREAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>19743403
Are they cooking on sheets of copper foil? paper? ceramic? I'm confused

>>19743967

8/10 punchable face

>>19743952
answer is yes
and views, also views

>>19743967
My teeth hurt watching this webm

>>19743460
Given the circumstances presented you are able to cognise

>>19743499
Always hate when asians or whatever other subhuman will take the worst piece of meat known to man.
Only to fry it, and slather in tons of sauces and seasoning and say it tastes good and its a delicacy...
Still a good way to eat practically anything off an animal, no waste.

>>19743893
This webm makes me believe they fuck each other at least 3 times a day

>>19750533
This post makes me believe you jack off at least 10 times a day

>>19743379
Wtf is this real?