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i just shot these bad boys anyone got any recipes for squirrel

>> No.19729144

Shove a stick up their bum and roast them

>> No.19729146

>>19729142
How about you shoot yourself next, faggot?

>> No.19729147

That's nuts

>> No.19729153

>>19729142
how many times did you shoot each one? looks like several times

>> No.19729157

>>19729153
once it is a shotgun

>> No.19729161

>>19729142
I hear squirrel meat can be very lean, so any recipe that helps with lean, gamey meat similar to rabbit. I would say a slow cooked method like stewing or braising would be best. I would also serve then them with roasted acorns.

>>19729153
Probably used buck, bird, or rat shot. They have a spread.

>> No.19729160

>>19729142
americans are mentally ill

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>>19729161
>serve then them with roasted acorns
Thoreaupilled

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>>19729142

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>> No.19729170

>>19729165
this is fucking adorable

>> No.19729176

>>19729146
>>19729160

This is a bot.

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19729182

ok i got these boys skinned up

>> No.19729183

>>19729182
no Pine Sol?
ngmi

>> No.19729184

>>19729161
How do you even get the pellets or whatever out

>> No.19729186

I'd probably just stew them. Look up recipes for stewed rabbit and those will work just as well.

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>>19729184
they usually pass though the meat even if they don't i use steel shot

im gonna roast this one and debone it and freeze the meat for a stew i got 4 more i gotta figure out somthing to do with

>> No.19729191

>>19729184
You don't. Your body needs the minerals found in buck shot

>> No.19729196

>>19729184
hah
you just spit em out as you eat anon, its fine.
nta but i use 22lr and dont have that issue

>> No.19729205

>>19729142
enjoy your prion disease

>> No.19729206

>>19729142
fucking murderer

>> No.19729244

>>19729205
yeah ill be the 5th person ever to get it in the usa

>> No.19729248

>>19729182
Nice clean.

>> No.19729251

I usually make a stew with mine

>> No.19729254

>>19729248
thanks i had to stop part way though because someone's old black lab was wandering on the road had to find the owner

>> No.19729257

>>19729244
you can have it for decades before you know it

>> No.19729276

>>19729257
and about 85% of recorded cases were believed to be caused by spontaneous transformation of their own proteins turing into prions

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>>19729142
:)

>> No.19729282

>>19729280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c8OyexZ10E
heres the easy way

>> No.19729284

>>19729182
Kinda reminds me of Alvin and the Chipmunks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9vxUMm9EuQ

>> No.19729323

>>19729142
didnt expect to see a conga line of dead squirrels spooning eachother today.

>> No.19729358

looks like you killed their whole family huh

>> No.19729362

>>19729142
>Nigga, I'm nuts -ACK!

>> No.19729363

>>19729142
did you shoot them while they were in those traps?

>> No.19729366

>>19729142
Woodland critters are our friends, you don't kill them!

>> No.19729393

>>19729142
I have that same gun

>> No.19729394

>>19729142
enjoy chewing on birdshot, faggot

>> No.19729407

>>19729142
Check out Samong Outdoors on youtube, he just shared a recipe for squirrel stew in his latest hunting video.

>> No.19729410

>>19729142
That's nuts

>> No.19729442

>>19729142
Squirrel chili I hear is very, very good

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>>19729182

>> No.19729474

I hope you kept the brains. That's the best part

>> No.19729482

looks like a mother and her babies were out preparing for the cold. I bet the babies were looking forward to their first winter, all comfy and cuddled up to mummy. And you decided to take that from them.

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>>19729166
>>19729362
gem

>> No.19729540

>>19729189
Brown them in a pan then bake them in redwine + chicken stock with some juniper berries for an hour or so

>> No.19729550

>>19729482
Are you a fucking vegan or what?

>> No.19729701

>>19729142
>>19729189
>>19729182
Very cool, OP. Look up some rabbit recipes and try that. I'd imagine the meat is similar, they're both rodents, similar size. I'm curious how a primarily nut based might affect its meat.

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19730044

How are hedgehogs? I hear them all the time at night when I'm outside smoking crack.

>> No.19730047

>>19729182
now that's what i call BASED

>> No.19730051

>>19729161
Buck is a slug there /k/ommando

>> No.19730055

>>19730051

Buckshot isn't a slug

>> No.19730080

>>19730044
Porcupune is good, imagine hedgehog would be similar.

>> No.19730123

>>19730051
Buckshot and deer slugs are two different things, noguns retard.

>> No.19730151

>>19730044
Probably taste like loose change

>> No.19730322

>ctrl+f
>no burgoo
seriously?
>sautee some vidalia onions and garlic
>crushed tomatoes
>throw in some diced potatoes if you like, some diced cabbage if you like
stew with lid on for a bit, maybe 5 mins
>put whole squirrels in
>leave for idk 45 mins or something I never time it
>take them out just before they fall apart
>pull all the meat off, reincorporate to the stew
>mix and cook a bit more
>salt, pepper, red pepper flakes if you want, feel free to add other spices it's not an exact science
variations of the recipe are fine, it's southern faire after all, nobody knows what the cuisine is actually supposed to look like lmao

>> No.19730501

>>19729482
That's clearly a gray squirrel and three red squirrels. There literally different species, not "a mother and her children," you ignorant city-slicker retard.

>> No.19730506

>>19730501
*they're, I'm a retard too, but as they say, it takes one to know one

>> No.19730527

>>19729142
wow you killed little tiny defenseless squireels!! epic!!!

>> No.19730530

sure are a lotta uppity euros and rootless cosmopolitans in this thread

>> No.19730561

>>19730530
It's funny because euros eat the most unethical shit

>> No.19730573

>>19729142
holy fuck are they going to be ok??

>> No.19730575

>>19730561
just the french really

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>>19729282
This is a solid culinary method
>pic
*Joy of COOKING, circa 1960s

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19730588

found this
the jews took this from you btw

>> No.19730589

>>19730151
Kek

>> No.19730628

Shooting red squirrels is nigger tier behavior. Shoot all the dirty tree rat grey squirrels you like, but leave the majestic red squirrels alone.

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some rabbit ones too

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>>19729142
Good going brother I always shoot me and eat the tree rats fucking with my bird feeder

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crock potted the rest. smells great rosemary onion redwine

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i now got a couple lbs of meat

>> No.19731590

few years back while a teenager I got it in my head I was going to do this but I was in a residential neighborhood and caught them in a trap, like a dumbass I recorded myself killing them for some attention online and ended up with 10 felonies reduced to 4, now on probation. tldr dont be a retard and record yourself doing anything with animals.

>> No.19731595

>>19729442
That's basically how chili was invented, cowboys would pack dried peppers and use it to season whatever they caught while out in the wilderness

>> No.19731621

>>19729142
>recipes for squirrel
any recipe for chicken.

>> No.19731635

>>19731588
I highly recommend seasoning them with some old bay or at the very least using some cajun seasoning.

>> No.19731641

>>19731635
ill use that next ones i get

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>>19729142
My grandmother always use to pan-fry them like chicken. Quarter-cut, coated with seasoned flour, fried in shortening.

The woods used to be a lot nicer then with a lot more wild berries. And a lot less bullshit hunting laws.

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>>19729169

>> No.19732072

>>19729142
i hope the parasites eat away at your brain so you die sooner

>> No.19732075

>>19729142
They are best stewed with condensed cream of mushroom soup and vegetables.

>> No.19732078

>>19729189
If I remember, doing a braise of some sort will be the right way to go.
Also, if you still have them I knew a guy who would just eat chipmunk brains, crack the skulls like nuts and eat them. I don't know if squirrel is similar.

>> No.19732083

>>19732075
cream of mushroom +can of french onion = awesome gravy

>> No.19732091

Make original Brunswick stew, which calls for squirrel.

I hope those aren't city squirrels.

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>>19729142
If you have squirrels and don't make squirrel jerky, you are missing out/insane. Jugged squirrel is also delightful. If you add a bit of MSG, Vegeta, etc it brings out the almond notes in the meat.

>> No.19732153

>>19732072
I hope you spend a fifth of your life commuting.

>> No.19732164

>>19729393
what gun is it?

>> No.19732176

>>19731588
well goddamn Anon don't leave us hanging--how does it taste? how bout some squirrel tacos? that seems to me like a can't-miss proposition

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best thread on /ck/ rn

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>>19730151

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>>19731621
Squirrel is similar to rabbit. It isn't similar to chicken at all. Have you ever eaten squirrel? What a donkey.

>> No.19732334

>>19732072
>getting upset over small game hunting
Mental illnes

>> No.19732423

Can you eat any squirrels?

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>>19729142

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>>19729142
for me its roast rack of squirrel, fondant jersey royal potatoes, carrot and wild garlic served at Paul Wedgwood’s restaurant in Edinburgh, Scotland.

>> No.19732581

>>19731957
Fuck the laws. Become a poacher.

>> No.19732608

>>19729280
shame Rockstar never implemented this as a skinning animation in RDR2

>> No.19732752

>>19729146
>tippatappatippatappatippatappa
>squeaks and wheeks at his tiny computer
>NIGGA THAT'S NUTS

>> No.19732966

>>19732127

Squerky

>> No.19732994

Are Squirrels somewhat of a nuisance problem in your area OP? I am curious as to what the hunting laws and restrictions are in other places.

>> No.19733020

>>19732557
Where’s the rest of it

>> No.19733119

>>19729142
I've never wanted to kill or eat squirrels until I tried to grow tomatoes this summer. I'd definitely try sqwrl meat if someone knowledgeable prepared it, and if they were not the suburban trash-fed microplastics-infested rodents around me.

>> No.19733132

>>19733119
*skwerl

>> No.19733552

>>19729142
If you take out a squirrel with a shotgun is there any useable meat left? Bird shot im guessing?

>> No.19733557

>>19732966
underrated

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>>19729163
based booru exporter

>> No.19733661

>>19730588
no they didn't. If everyone still did this there would be no wildlife left.
>muh conservation.
Yeah about killing shit in a cycle so it can be more and more inbred every year.

>> No.19734151

>>19729244
yeh because you're the 5th person in the US to eat fucking squirrels since we've discovered prions

>> No.19734171

>>19729165
it do be like that

>> No.19734187

>>19729142
I could make a nice Filipino kaldereta with that

>> No.19734215

>>19730527
one of them had a knife

>> No.19734231

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqo_GbzCjmg
why is everyone asking how to cook squirrels all of a sudden

>> No.19734245

>>19729165
I hit the brakes the other day because a squirrel kept weaving back and forth in my lane not knowing where the fuck it wanted to go. Where's my squirrel in shining armor?

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>>19732752
I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard

>> No.19734311

>>19729142
squirrel stew in a slow cooker or instant pot. get some disposable gloves and hand-shred them to get all the bones and pellets out.
I usually use an airgun for squirrel if I want to eat them. Digging out shotgun pellets takes FOREVER

>> No.19734358

>>19733661
Sure thing, Schlomo.

>> No.19734570

>>19733661
Theres more deer in the USA now then pre colonization

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OP here I took a break from squirrel hunting for waterfowl opener. I shot 4 group shot around 20 somthing but we could only find 17 in the weedy swamp

>> No.19734601 [DELETED] 

>>19729166
red squirrel bros...

>> No.19734602

>>19734572
Confit those and make cassoulet with the squirrel meat. Throw in some game sausage if you have any.

>> No.19734652

>>19729142
I asked chatGPT for you.

Squirrel Stew Recipe

Ingredients:

2-3 squirrels, cleaned and cut into serving pieces
Salt and pepper, to taste
1/4 cup flour for dredging
3 tablespoons vegetable oil or lard
1 large onion, diced
3-4 cloves of garlic, minced
2 carrots, sliced
2 stalks celery, chopped
3-4 potatoes, diced
4 cups chicken broth or water
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 cup frozen peas (optional)
1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped (optional for garnish)
Instructions:

Season and Dredge: Season squirrel pieces generously with salt and pepper. Dredge in flour, shaking off any excess.

Brown the Meat: In a large pot or Dutch oven, heat oil or lard over medium-high heat. Brown the squirrel pieces on all sides. This may need to be done in batches. Remove the pieces and set them aside.

Sauté Vegetables: In the same pot, add the onions, garlic, carrots, and celery. Sauté until the onions become translucent, about 3-5 minutes.

Add Liquid and Spices: Return the browned squirrel pieces to the pot. Add the broth or water, bay leaves, and thyme. If needed, add enough liquid to cover the meat and vegetables. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat, cover, and let simmer for about 1 to 1.5 hours or until the squirrel meat is tender and can easily be pulled from the bone.

Add Potatoes: Once the squirrel is nearly tender, add the diced potatoes and continue to simmer until they are cooked through, about 20-30 minutes.

Final Touches: Adjust seasoning as needed. If you're using peas, add them in the last 10 minutes of cooking to ensure they remain vibrant and don't overcook. Remove the bay leaves before serving.

Serve: Ladle the stew into bowls, garnish with fresh parsley if desired, and serve with crusty bread on the side.

>> No.19734666

>>19734245
when the time comes, you'll know

>> No.19734782

>>19729182
Looks like a serial killers basement or something

>> No.19734867

>>19733661
people get fucking MAULED on the trails around Anchorage every couple of years. a guy I work with had his son literally killed and eaten by a bear during a marathon. they weren't deep in the woods or anything, they were on a bike path less than 100 feet from the main highway.
and people STILL cry
>noooo muh pooh bear, muh yogi
every time a bear gets too friendly with humans and gets neutralized
god, just say you fucking hate people already., admit you think that animal lives are more important than human ones.
because of tag sales, lotteries, managed conservation there are MORE than enough bears around, there are MORE than enough deers, moose, what have you

>> No.19735003

>>19729142
those little red ones must have like a half a chicken wing of meat, seems like something you'd stew until the bones get soft

>> No.19735191 [DELETED] 

>>19729146
Squirrels are the niggers of dogs

>> No.19735286

>>19729142
I've got that same shotgun. Smith & Wesson Model 1000 semi-auto? Great gun.

>> No.19735314

>>19734215
Justified

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>>19734572
Good haul brother try fishing sometime

>> No.19735434

>>19729142
Is that tablespoonful of lean meat on them even worth a shotgun shell?

>> No.19735502

>>19729153
if you have a working eye a 22 to the head is what youre supposed to do at least thats how ive done it i always figured there was too little meat to use a shotgun

>> No.19735505

>>19729146
squirrel hands typed this post

>> No.19735671

>>19732201
do they have one of these for every edible animal
like a recipe for minke whale or some shit

>> No.19735722

>>19733119
>I've never wanted to kill or eat squirrels until I tried to grow tomatoes this summer

THIS, A MILLION TIMES THIS. The last several years I've lost an increasing amount of my tomatoes to those fuckers. Never even eating the whole thing, just eating part of it and leaving the rest to rot, either on the vine or off. This year I actually shot one of the fuckers with my air rifle out my patio door, didn't get a clean kill though; first shot got it in the spine, paralyzing it. Had to go out and give it the finishing headshot at almost point blank range. Given I live in the suburbs I wasn't going to eat the thing, left for the nighttime scavengers, was gone the next morning. Fuck treeniggers.

>> No.19735835

>>19733661
Ah yes, hunting game animals is worse for the environment than destroying habitat for cattle instead.

>> No.19735847

>>19732557
Looks like they fished that rack out of a bin.

Fucking grim mate.

>> No.19735859

>>19729163
>>19729166
>>19729501
>>19733643
Death to worak posters

>> No.19735868

>>19732091
>Brunswick stew
Chef John got you covered senpai

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>>19735671
doubt it

>> No.19736550

>>19729146
Kys
>>19729153
It's a shotgun you retard
>>19729161
You don't know what you're talking about kek. Buck and rat shot for squirrel? You're also retarded. Biggest I'd go for squirrel is number 6 bird shot.
>>19735286
Not even fucking close wut. Obviously has a pump on it. Looks like some Remington.

>> No.19736608

>>19734570
There's also exponentially more humans than there were pre-colonization.

>> No.19736655

>>19736608
and most of them are urban dwellers who dont hunt and live east of the mississippi you stupid jew

>> No.19736676

>>19734570
The State of New Jersey has more Black Bears per square mile than anywhere else in the United States.

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>>19736655
Yeah, and you want them to start eating the wild game that they currently DON'T eat because it will own the jooz. Literally no one is stopping rural folks from hunting. Especially not rodents like rabbit or squirrel which don't have harvesting limits. Arguably a major reason that harvesting limits exist in the first place isn't jewish oppression it's to keep entrepreneurially inclined retards from hunting the forests into desolation and selling the meat to "urban dwellers".

>> No.19736690

>>19736685
didnt read dont have time for jewish lies

>> No.19736711 [DELETED] 

>>19729142
Chinks will eat anything

>> No.19736720

>>19736690
I accept your concession.

>> No.19736831

>>19734570
>he doesn't know how bad deer were over hunted during the great depression
There's a reason why my grandad and grandmother were eating squirrel as kids in the 40s but not in the 50s.

>> No.19738168

>>19732752
based/10, thanks for the kek mate
>and now i would like to ask your permission to patent this as the default scenario of every single whining faggots and glownigger's comments out there

>> No.19738181

you're fucking MONSTER!!!!!............energy bro, you left it in the kitchen's counter. tell me when they're ready 'kay? gonna shoot some more

>> No.19738409

>>19735286
winchester 1300

>> No.19738428

https://gopro.com/v/KBlnayoaZ4w2J

heres a duck hunting vid i made

>> No.19738594

>>19736550
funny looking pump, but it's okay to be retarded.

>> No.19738769

>>19738594
you can obviously see its a pump

>> No.19738781

>>19730527
All squirrels are involved in human trafficking operations, they’re in bed with Mossad

>> No.19738908

>>19738428
That’s really nice, thanks for the OC anon

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>>19736608
Just what are you implying here Anon? Are you trying to be an advocate for cannibalism?

>> No.19739102

>>19739090
Anon, this is /ck/
Most of us would eat human given the chance

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>>19730044
Please don't eat the jez.
He keeps your garden free of slugs.

>> No.19739114

I'm new on /ck/. Are there a lot of vegans on this board? I've never seen this many anti-hunting men before. Do you guys not know meat comes from animals?
Squirrel is good shit too. It's basically like rabbit.

>> No.19739118

>>19730044
I remember a story I listened to as a kid where a town raised a fat hedgehog for slaughter

>> No.19739120

>>19729142
Would you eat rats? If no, you shouldn't eat squirrels either because they're basically the same thing

>> No.19739125

>>19739120
I would eat rat if it were prepared right.
I slaughtered and stewed a roadkilled hare a while back and I don't see how that's much different.
Made a thread about it but someone got butthurt and spammed it with comments to get it to 300.

>> No.19739196

>all these weenies screeching about killing cute squirrels
These squirrels lived free in the wild, thus it's far more ethical to eat them rather than industrially raised chicken

>> No.19739328

>>19729257
I just read a article on it and it said the disease progresses quickly and is fatal within a year

>> No.19739334

>>19729165
Gold

>> No.19739342

>>19729164
underrated comment

>> No.19739473
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i started hunting this year and now i cant stop drinking light beer wearing realtree buying pickup trucks and listening to country music

>> No.19739542

>>19739473
As long as you listen to good country music and not modern "country" pop music it's okay.

>> No.19739938

>>19739102
I know I would. Just to see what it would be like.

>> No.19739992

>>19739473
And fucking my fat sister.

>> No.19740191

>>19729146
No u
>>19729157
How do you deal with the lead shot?

>> No.19740202

>>19739125
>I slaughtered and stewed a roadkilled hare a while back
Jesus fucking Christ.
American rednecks are fucking disgusting.

>> No.19740203

>>19729282
awesome

>> No.19740208

>>19739102
>>19739938
Enjoy your Creutzfeldt-Jakobs disease. Cannibalism results in horrifying side-effects that causes holes in the brain.

>> No.19740211

>>19740208
These niggas eatin PRIONS

>> No.19740214

>>19740208
what if it was just a little piece of leg?

>> No.19740228

>all these dudes squealing about prions from squirrel meat
you have to eat raw brains for that shit

>> No.19740238

>>19740228
A1 reading comprehension there chief

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>>19740208
i want to eat your brain while its still warm and thinking

>> No.19740252

>>19740246
jewish claws typed this post

>> No.19740333

>>19738428
man the hunter vibes about this anon - makes me want to take up the sport.
thanks for sharing.

>> No.19740338

>>19738428
based but you forgot to bring your dog

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>>19729146
>>19729160
>>19729169
>>19729165
>>19729206
>>19729205
>>19729366
>>19730527

You need to be 18 to post here.

>> No.19740368

>>19738428
is that pond filled with jello? that looks fuckin' laborious

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>>19740368
its about 3ft deep water and 10 feet of mud under that

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19740537

game meat is great but you have to prepare it in a context that allows for the gaminess of the meat to compliment what else you serve. I have always wanted to make squirrel wings but there is obviously way better.

simple small game roast:

whole clean carcass
1 1/2 tbsp fresh herbs finely chopped
2 tbsp Worcestershire
2 tbsp olive oil
ground (1 or 2) choice of spice to taste, coriander, cumin, other stew spices, in moderation or to taste
black peppercorn
sea salt

prepare game cuts in desired forms; split half, quartered, or pieces
mix all ingredients together and marinate under film for 24hr
roast at 320 for 1.5hr or until flesh is tender

serve with tangy wildberry chutney, carbo load (rustic mashers or cheesey gratin) and brown sygar glazed root vegetable mixture

>> No.19740577

>>19740191
by not using lead shot

>> No.19740641

>>19731957
Fuck mice.

>> No.19740686

how does it taste bros, is it like rabbit?

>> No.19740754

>>19729142
Freeze them first, or you’re gonna be fucking swimming with parasites.

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>>19729146
>t.

>> No.19740786

>>19740686
Pretty much

>> No.19741484

>>19740202
I'm retarded the post

>> No.19741501

>>19740202
Have you ever seen the ocean at night with no moon? That abyssal blackness it looks like the void but more like the void than your tik toc star tries to portray. Men jumped on a boat and went with a guy that hat to ask many different kings before he got funding and then spent months of their lives in that void and then the greatest country in the world, in world history happened. You're terrified of eating a squirrel? I don't say poor them, I say poor you.

>> No.19741550

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBj0P_Or_Dc&t

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>>19740202
I'm Danish and the hare was in good shape and still warm. Just as fresh and clean as if he'd been shot.
Why should he have died in vain?

>> No.19742257

>>19740208
You only get prion disease from the CNS.
You can eat muscle tissue and most organs just fine.

>> No.19742328

>>19740535
That looks insanely delicious.

>> No.19742330

>>19742254
Hares are scraggly scrawny fuckers

>> No.19742531

>>19730628
This if you're outside of eastern north america where they're native

>> No.19742979

>>19740773
kek

>> No.19742986

>>19739328
once it starts showing symptoms definitely, but it can take year or even decades before getting to that point

>> No.19743118

>>19731957
>My grandmother always use to pan-fry them like chicken. Quarter-cut, coated with seasoned flour, fried in shortening.
That sounds absolutely mouthwatering. I'd love to hear any more stories about your grandmother and her cooking.

>> No.19743139

>>19742254
thats a dog

>> No.19743470

>>19729142
squirrels are just rats with better PR.
i had some hind of squirrel soup with mushrooms once. it was pretty good.

>> No.19743479

>>19729142
Idk about eating wild animals anymore with all the prion diseases out there. Shits terrifying.

>> No.19743732

>>19743479
you need to take your meds schizo

>> No.19744049

>>19729189
I have never eaten squirrel, but if I did I think I would try brining them in a bit of salt and sugar water then roast or whatever.

>> No.19744070

>>19735502
>a 22 to the head is what youre supposed to do
Even when they are up in trees?
Seems kinda' stupid to me.

>> No.19744095

>>19738428
>https://gopro.com/v/KBlnayoaZ4w2J
good stuff.

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>>19734570
>Theres more deer in the USA now then pre colonization
No. Not true at all
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Estimated-US-Deer-Population-1450-to-2016-Year-2000-to-2016-estimated-from-combined_fig3_344865578

>> No.19744200

>>19729142
One big one, three small ones.

>> No.19744225

>>19744188
>estimated
Guessed and didn't cite their sources for pre-1911 numbers just "historical records" like I guess the old Deer Census that Columbus started and ran a few hundred years

>> No.19744227

>>19744188
>not true AT ALL
it's true for whitetail deer according to your graph. So that makes it kinda true. That's probably the fact what he misremembered.

>> No.19744233

>>19731590
What the hell, how is killing squirrels for food illegal? Did you sodomize them in the video or something?

>> No.19744248

>>19744188
white tail is the most common and what i was referring too

>> No.19744252

>>19744233
probs edge lord tortured it or some shit

>> No.19744261

>>19744233
>residential neighborhood
In some cities even airsoft pistol are illegal to shoot since they count as air guns

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>>19742330
Hares are very different from cuddly pet bunnies, yes.
Still good for stewing, though.

>> No.19744407

>>19729142
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

>> No.19744441

>>19730322
>45 mins idk
>take them before they fall apart
wow really fucking helpful nigger

>> No.19744451

>>19744383
Based bunny muncher

>> No.19744477

>>19729169
I'm getting Hammy the Hamster vibes

>> No.19744504

>>19735502
>>19735502
QUAIL AND DOVE HAVE LESS MEAT AND U USE A SHOTGUN FOR THOSE

>> No.19744539

>>19729142
why didn't you just shoot them with a .22?
enjoy chewing on shot you retard

>> No.19744550

>>19744539
already cooked them shot passes all the way through bud

>> No.19744563

>>19739473
We got another one, boys.

>> No.19744581

>>19744188
The graph you posted literally shows that it's true.

>> No.19744645

>>19743118
Appreciated, but I won't remember much. Big C got her. She liked serving salted water melons, smoking corn on the cob when it wasn't being boiled, potato salad, leftover steaks were trimmed and put inside bread for a sandwich for school; imagine just a very white black south granny.

>> No.19744671

>>19744441
if you don't know what that means then you don't know how to cook
that's a general guideline, keep an eye on it, go with what feels right

>> No.19744680

>>19744539
there is always someone like this in every thread. ok how many squirrels have you killed and eaten?
Me? I kill them with a 25 caliber pellet gun.
I dusted the filets with flour and seasoning salt and fried them in a mix of butter and olive oil just because that's all I had, and it was shockingly good. I thought it would taste gamey, but it didnt at all for some reason.

>> No.19744694

>>19739102
No. No we really wouldn't. Fuck off you cannibalistic kike.

>> No.19744701

>>19730527
you eat food that involves animals dying, live on land that displaced and killed animals, and demand goods and services that involve animals dying? epic!
go climb a coconut tree, you fucking monkey. that's the only way you could not be killing or demanding that small "defenseless" animals dont die; if you live like a naked savage in the jungle and die yourself. Stupid people only care about things they can see pictures and video of. If there arent pics of all the animals dying that you're responsible for, it didnt happen in your head. This is why in court when there are pics and especially video evidence of the crime, they get a much stiffer sentence. It's because the 90IQ jury like you has to see pictures of it for them to be able to grasp how bad it really is, this goes for brutal rapes/dismembering people, whatever. People like you are why emotion based propaganda exists, why they need pictures of crying kids at the border to sway people to change immigration laws. God I hate NPCs.

>> No.19744915

>>19729142
>not using a varmint rifle
way to ruin the pelts dickhead

>> No.19744931

>>19744915
i just take the tails i dont have time to tan them

>> No.19744985

>>19729142
buncha slack jawed faggots in this thread

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>>19729142
Nigga that's nuts!

>> No.19745082

>>19740246
meatwad no

>> No.19745198

>>19740202
noguns nigger

>> No.19745200

>>19729166
nigga thats nuts

>> No.19745264

>>19729142
one time I shot a rat with a BB gun inside of my house. it may have been an unconventional method but I got rid of the bastard.

>> No.19747056

>>19729142
Jesus Christ, you americans are something else...

>> No.19747127

>>19745264
Rats enjoy bullets.

>> No.19747363

>>19729142
Extreme number of prissy faggots ITT. My family has always boiled them for hours then floured and fried them, but I think next time I snag a squirrel I'm gonna try to make chili with it. My grandma used to use a nutcracker to break their skulls and eat the brains but that's a bit fucked up in my opinion.
/ck/ really is just a fast food board, where are my Naked Snake homies at? One of my favorite summer activities is to carry a gig and a tiny fold out skillet in my caming gear so I can run around at night gigging bullfrogs and cooking them on a sterno stove right there in the field. Tons of fun when the mud cats aren't biting

>> No.19747397

>>19747056
Cry more, homo

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>>19729182
>>19730674
Hope you kept the tails

https://www.mepps.com/squirrel-tail/

>> No.19747480

>>19732752
good post

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>>19747469
I use flashabou for skirts more often because most of the lakes I fish have murky water

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>>19739473
I have like 15 guns but I've never been hunting, I could probably take a few animals down but I have no idea how the fuck to cut them up

>> No.19747519

>>19747511
>but I have no idea how the fuck to cut them up
Thats a one of the easiest part there are a million videos on youtube about how to clean ever game animal imaginable. The hardest part is finding a place to hunt.

>> No.19747723

>>19747469
i always do

>> No.19747786

>>19729142
Yes, there's some good recipes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBj0P_Or_Dc

>> No.19748761

>>19729142
i could never shoot an animal. i've seen the death of a few pets and i can't bear to witness it again. but i like a good cheeseburger from mcdonalds.