/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Odd choice to put it in a sandwich, in a wrap no one would have batted an eye.

>>19725156
You don't understand bRiTiSh CuLtuRe. It's basically rule 34 but for food.
>if it exists and it's edible Brits will have made a sandwich of it
Lemme find you a few examples.

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>>19725071
I don't like paella so i wouldnt eat this anyway. I only like 2 of the sandwiches at the shops and one is the seasonal onion baji.

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>>19725156
This kind of proves the point.

>>19725071
That sounds great. Would eat this at a restaurant, idk about grocery store samwiches especially from a foreign country

>>19725071
More like declared war on the shitter entIroightlads?

Tesco’s slogan should be “keeping it weird.” Even here across the pond I know of their odd sandwiches.

Also inb4 lgbt sandwich.

>>19725554
M&S ain't much better, Ameribro. This is just the state of life in Bongistan.

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>>19725222
Makes you proud to be British, dunnit lads

>>19725071
The real disgrace is £2.20 for a fucking sandwich

>>19726354
12p in 1972 works out to just over £2 today, dummy

>>19725214
Most mild curry chicken in a sandwich is great. Same concept with Coronation chicken really which everyone find acceptable in a sandwich.

>>19726368
According to the Bank of England's own inflation calculator, £1 in 1972 costs £11.26 today, so a 10p sandwich should be £1.13 today, and a 12p sandwich should cost £1.36. £2.20 is a rip-off. Disgusting how worthless our money has become, especially recently.

>>19726387
UK is pushing for a cashless society, everything to be paid for by digital method. Scary how we put all money into banks which one day could just not exist and you have lost it all

>>19726391
>Scary how we put all money into banks which one day could just not exist and you have lost it all
how was this ever not the case, banks have always been disgusting amoral entities which can just decide your money is theirs
nothing has changed

>>19726391
Rather than the banks not existing, I'm more afraid of being locked out of my digital money because of wrong-think or other bullshit, there are already multiple examples from countries all around the world including the UK about the dangers of letting businesses, government and banks completely control access to your own money. There's even a thread about a US bank on /biz/ right now >>>/biz/56158093

I flat-out refuse to go into any business that is card-only, cash is essential not only for freedom, but just as a basic common-sense backup for when cards don't work.

I wish I had tried more of those prepackaged sandwiches while I lived over there

>>19726391
>all money
the fact that everything is bought and sold with worthless paper that has a defined value of "trust me bro" should be infinitely more concerning

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>>19726460
fuckin this
money has been a figment of our collective imagination since we got off the gold standard, and even then gold was only ever worth anything because shiny metal make feel good

>>19726422
>/biz/
You have to go back

>>19726422
>There's even a thread about a US bank on /biz/ right now
>citing a subject's dedicated board as an authority
you don't trust /v/'s opinion on video games
you don't trust /ck/'s opinion on food
you don't trust /pol/'s opinion on politics
and you certainly don't trust /biz/'s opinion on business

>>19726345
puts a smile on my face knowing we can annoy countries just by putting their national dishes in between some nice bread

>>19725071
you're like 2 decades late, Steven Spilberg was the first to popularize it, he opened a restaurant and the restaurant flopped, sick shit

>>19725156
That happened already with a youtube cooking channel with a bunch of british lads on it, nearly caused an international incident when one of them made a paella burrito.

>>19725192
>it's true

>>19726354
l i v e r
s o s a g e

>>19725222
>reduced to 18p
In all fairness, this one was clearly a step too far

>>19727600
I don't see why. It honestly sounds like it'd be quite nice, actually.

>>19725222
>With cinnamon bread
I'd try it.

>>19725071
Man sandwiches such as these are one of my biggest guilty pleasures.
My fave being the humble egg and bacon sammie

>>19727600
all sandwiches get reduced after lunch time and then even more by the evening, i'd get 12p sandwiches in my local tesco

fooken prons

>>if it exists and it's edible Brits will have made a sandwich of it
lol

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>>19725071
All of these sandwiches look disgusting

>>19725192
Applies to japs too, must be an inbred islander thing

>>19728440
I'm from Naples and we do the same thing with pasta. You could name almost literally any vegetable and we'll find some way to make a condiment of it for pasta

>>19726354
RORST BEEF

>>19725071
It's not too crazy, but in Hawaii and Japan, 7/11's have egg salad and chicken teriyaki sandwiches. They are pretty good.

>>19729259
>chicken teriyaki sandwiches
that sounds good to me but I'm thinkin it's gotta be on a nice sub roll, typical sliced sandwich bread wouldn't cut it for me

>>19726464
Waitrose is top of the range high quality food. And its to promote the meal deal, for 50p extra you get a snack like crisps or a tub of fruit plus a drink.

>>19725156
>In a wrap no one would have batted an eye

>>19729279
But a burrito is pretty much a paella in a wrap? Its mainly rice and meat. Its just changing the name for a gimmick

>>19729259
Imagine the smell

>>19725071
>GSTK

>>19729279
Well shit. But yeah what that other anon said, it's just a burrito.

>>19729279
Calling Spaff a chef is a bit rich considering the entire setup of Sorted is that he's a "normal" and his chef friends are good at cooking while he does stupid shit.

>>19726838
I see lots of people putting mac and cheese on sandwiches in America thoughbeit

>>19726354
mmmm air dried sammich, handled by a paki

>>19730003
>handled by a paki
>1972

>>19727664
>sandwich med ägg och bacon
Finns are just playing a game of telephone with english

>>19730009
>The migration of people from Pakistan to Britain in the 1950s and the 1960s was not something new, but part of a history of migration that began hundreds of years earlier.

yes

>>19730014
>greentexting jewish lies
no

>>19730027
ah okay, you are mentally ill. I'm sorry i even bothered to live in the real world.

go paint your roof blue

>>19730027
>Catch 22 of admitting the depth of the problem and arguing that it's 'new' and 'unnatural'.
England hasn't been majority Anglo-Saxon since the 15th century. There has never been a culture of supporting the native population. You are Paki-Pole-Flemish vermin and always were to some degree.

>>19730010
That's swedish, as in sure you know. What you might not know is that lotsa stuff is sold in bilingual packaging in Finland.

>>19726387
look at that picture again and see how fucking thin those 'wiches are
out in the open too, bet they used bare hands and fly spit all indian style

>>19729785
It is click bait. I do actually quite enjoy the sorted channel .

>>19729273
>Waitrose is top of the range high quality food.
lol no it fucking isn't, it's a psyop for idiots who have to think their goyslop is special goyslop of distinction

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>>19726368
Now go look up how much a tiny ass colour TV in 1970 would be in today's money, then proceed to shut up.

>>19726392
>banks have always been disgusting amoral entities which can just decide your money is theirs
Protip, that would cause literally fucking everyone else to withdraw their money from that bank. These sorts of rugpulls are the very reason why foreign investment in China is so low.

Oi OP gettin 2 years in the can for this thread innit

>>19726354
>mom found the sandwich shelf

>>19726354
Bitch you could almost sell sandwiches for that price right now if you skimped on ingredients THAT hard. Fucking hell I could eat a stack of those, there's nothing to them. Also note the cheaper salad ingredients pushed to the front hard to make them look fuller, with the egg and tomato being the worst offenders.

>>19726488
The same people who say this then invest all their money on some over-valued shitcoin with no real world backup just from the faith in "trust me bro"

>>19726488
How old are you?

>>19730985
Excuse me, could I get past. I need to pick up some essentials.

>>19729273

10 years ago maybe. definitely not what it was but i mean brexit init

>>19731090

this is leng tho, routinely eat a whole one

>>19730014
I hate this kind of argument, it's so dishonest. A dozen pakis a year hundreds of years ago is absolutely not the same as the hundreds of thousands we are getting now.

>>19731348
Bongs deserve it and more.

>>19731348

do you think people seeking asylum make up a large proportion of our net migration?

they don't, they were 8% last year.

even if you could teleport them to hell or whatever you weirdos want to do you wouldn't be solving any of this country's actual problems.

>>19731425
importing problems doesn't solve their home countries problems either. we can look for solutions after finding the portal to hell

>>19731425
I don't think any of those "asylum seekers" are actual refugees, they are all immigrants, and yes, sending them back can solve a lot of actual problems.

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>>19730003
I'm often confused by UK immigration law. Don't citizens of the UK and colonies (literally CUKCs, lol) get preferential entry or right of abode in any UK nation or have I got that wrong?
That would be pretty much the only way I can understand why there are so many browns in Britain.

>>19725222
Does the meal deal also reduce by 1.62 pounds?

>>19726354

As an American I will now declare war on Italy.

>>19732812
>£5.95
>Mature Cheddar
For that price, I'd expect Vintage Cheddar. Pret's a bunch of gouging gits.

>>19725214
sounds delicious, butter chicken pies are top tier too