/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19717928
A cup is an actual measure tho

>>19717928
>to taste

>>19718001
>for x seconds

>>19717928
ah so you struggle with cooking and words

"NOOOOOO WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS UP TO MY PREFERENCES I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>19718143
>make an instruction to do something
>make it vauge

>>19717928
I have a mental image of all of these measurements. If you don't then you either don't cook enough or are a zoomie that needs your handheld

> A moment, a love
> A dream, aloud
> A kiss, a cry
> Our rights, our wrongs
> A moment, a love
> A dream, aloud
> A moment, a love
> A dream, aloud

>>19717928
>a cap

>>19717928
>stirring every so often

>>19718142
Americans egregiously misuse the aforementioned words in the OP and they unfortunately spread their cancer to the world. the autism these kinds of threads generate wouldn't exist by and large if the aforementioned didn't happen

>>19717928
>he doesn't know what a dash is
>he can't pinch
>he doesn't know that a splash is a liquid dash
>he doesn't know how to drizzle sauces
>he doesn't know that a cup is 8 oz.
>he doesn't know that a glass is 10 oz.
>he doesn't know what a drop is
sounds like a you problem.

>>19718520
How could you possibly narrow this down to being an American problem?

>>19717928
>a globule
>a goober
>a smidgen
>a skosh

>>19718001
>season raw chicken to taste

>>19718169

>>19719209
he has murrican derangement syndrome pls understand

>>19717928
>unable to cook without very specific instructions
Just admit you have no idea how to cook

The whole purpose of these vague measurements is to gaslight you when the recipe turns out like shit. This always gives the other person the ability to put all of the blame on you for the outcome. If you have exact measurements and weights of all ingredients and it turns out like shit, then every single person can objectively say the person who made the recipe is fucktard. You obviously messed up your "pinch", "dab", "sprinkle", and "hint", so it's your fault.

>>19717928
Overcome your autism and learn what these terms mean.

>>19719469
teach me

>>19719405
There is literally noone else to blame for the outcome. If you cannot wrap your head around the instructions then it's a skill issue.

>>19719405
Unless you're in autism realm like baking the measurements don't really matter.

>>19717928
>a lot

>>19719821
>MAKE INSTRUCTIONS
>MAKE THEM VAGUE

they're not instructions then dumbfuck, they're suggestions.

I'm not looking for suggestions when following a recipe, I'm looking for the tried and true method of making a dish. I expect some autistic person to have made the dish over 50 times to try the combination of every single fucking variable, down to having PERFECTED the dish and then written that down. That's what I want. I don't want your bullshit, I don't want your suggestions. I want you to shut the fuck up, and give me the best version of the dish, and THEN I'll decide if I want to mix it up myself.

How can we expect humanity to move forward if we have to reinvent the wheel every single time.

>>19719843
>EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECTLY ORGANISE TO ACCOMODATE FOR MY AUTISM
Fuck off you little piss pants cunt.

>A little bit of Monika

>>19719843
The use of the wheel is objective. The "best recipe" is subjective.

Your autism is objective

>>19719884
>>19719898
not an argument

>>19719963
Stay mad autistic cooklet.

>to taste

>eyeball it

>>19717928
>a cooklet
>a faggot
>a tastelet
>a shitter
>a virgin
>a fatass

>>19719838
Honestly, even a lot of baking fairly close will wind up pretty good.
If you know the texture it should be you'll probably be okay unless it's pastries.

>>19717928
>a cup of flour
>an ounce of water
>a tablespoon of yeast

>>19719405
This is so true it hurts

>>19717928
>a dozen

>>19719884
>>EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECTLY ORGANISE[sic]
Yep.

>measuring anything, ever
i was lucky, i grew up watching that MILF rachel ray so i can actually cook

>>19718139
>a fortnite
>an eon
>69 picoseconds

>>19717928
These units of measurement are what separate the pros from the Joes.

>>19717928
>a child's fingernail
>a foot
>a neovagina
>a gibson

>>19721313
>looking up instruction to specifically not follow them
why are you guys like this

Those are all completely reasonable quantities, apart from "a hint". Understand the difference between precision and accuracy. It would be ridiculous to list the amount of tomatoes in a dish down to the microgram, just as it's ridiculous to list the amount of most non-main ingredients to anything more precise than a description.

>>19717928
>two shots of vodka

>>19717928
another thread where an angry NPC can't figure out how to season his own food.

>>19723801
my nephew makes chocolate milk with "a hint" of chocolate syrup.

literally puts the smallest amount of it in milk.

>50 posts
>40 posters
>10 images

>>19717989
Cups can be various sizes

>>19724074
>a hint of posts
>a drizzle of images
>and a gollob of posters

>>19717928
Lagom.

>>19717928
I gave your mom a dash
>a pinch
>a sprinkle
>a handful
>a splash
>a glug
>a dab
>a hint
>a drizzle
>a cup
>a glass
>a drop
>a bit
of my cum

>>19722833
>a gibson
tfw can only measure in fenders

>>19718169

>literally any recipe
>1 Medium Onion