/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19715503
Your cock.

>>19715503
Your dick.

>>19715503
Your sausage.

I was debating, before making this thread, should I write, inb4 my penis, no, I don't have to do that, that would be autistic, and then....
sigh

>>19715531
You could also have said "Your banana."

>>19715537
I don't like bananas. I mean, I'm gay, but I don't enjoy the taste of the fruit bananas. Kinda cloying and one note.

>>19715531
had to. Really anything. I like scallops. Cook the bacon first thought and wrap after, hold it with a toothpick

>>19715545
Cloying? Personally I find them plain. One note? For sure. I'm more of an apple fan, personally.

these lil niggas with some salt n peppa

Anyways, I made dates wrapped in bacon and they were AMAZING and I'm wondering what else I can do with them.
I pre-cooked the bacon in the oven for 10 minutes to get it started.
Pineapple?
What fruits take best to bacon-wrapping?
I love bacon-wrapped fruit!

>>19715558
Good idea.

>>19715552
Oh I need to buy more toothpicks! Thanks for reminding me.
>>19715558
That's a really good idea, I hate greens and this may be a way to get me to eat them.
>>19715554
I just find the flavor disgusting. I never buy bananas.
Maybe I should try granny smith apples. I bought 4 packs of bacon cuz they had a sale 4 packs for 20 dollars.

>>19715503
Shrimp and jalapenos and cheese
Chicken and jalapenos and cheese
Jalapenos and cream cheese
Jalapenos and cream cheese and my special mix ;)

>>19715567
Okay to finally answer your question because you've tolerated my dick jokes long enough, here's a few easy ideas for going through the bacon.

The first thing that comes to mind is wrapping a meatloaf in bacon. It can be fatty as fuck, so I recommend suspending it on a grate in a pan when you bake it so it doesn't sit in the grease. My meatloaf recipe is a secret but you could probably chop some of it up and mix it with the ground beef, too.

It's also pretty good as a topping if you make oven-baked chicken. Pound the chicken flat with a meat mallet, then pat it dry and dredge through seasoned flour (chef's choice), a beaten egg, then breadcrumbs before baking it in the oven in a glass pan for 25-30min at 375F. Add bacon about 5 min before end, add cheese 2min before. Easy ass no-effort dinner.

Once it gets cooler, try making a potato leek soup with bacon. Lots of recipes for it, out there, but it's a more complex recipe than the above.

And don't think I'm insulting your intelligence, I automatically assume everyone here has no idea how to cook and are just larping.

>>19715574
>what is your special mix
Nobody asked and nobody cares, but this shit will blow your mind if you do it right:
>onion powder
>paprika (smoked paprika if you like that more, it don't matter, none of this matters)
>cayenne powder
>chili powder
>some pizza place pepper flakes if you got some packets somewhere
>garlic powder
>some of that korean kick shit some people like but just a little
>dash of w sauce for color (pickapeppa also works pic related also tastes better but yankees cant find it easily)
>block of cream cheese
>enough peppers to feed yourself all day because nobody here has friends or family
Stir that shit all up until it looks good and you're golden.

>>19715503
bacon wrapped bacon.

>>19715574
I don't like jalapenis, I'm filtered by hot foods :(
>>19715616
I'm gay, the dick jokes are welcome.
I pre-cook the bacon diced into lardons, drain it, and add it to the meatloaf.

>>19715503
You're asking the wrong question, OP. The real question is, what can you wrap bacon with? The real trick is hiding in the bacon in other food.

>>19715624
Scoop out the seeds and flesh and you'll be fine. Live a little.

>>19715628
The spicy food makes it hard to have fun with his bf later.

>>19715624
>>19715628
Or use poblano and get it hot enough to peel the skin off. Poblano peppers are generally mild. Red bell peppers might work also.
>>19715633
Then he needs to become a power bottom and exert dominance by shitting into his boyfriend's shrimp dick urethra. I dunno. Some things are more important than taking dick up the butt.

>>19715633
I wish :(

>>19715635
top and bottom are really cringey concepts and I wish they did not exist and I loathe the people who feel the need to pigeonhole themselves in such an identity

>>19715645
And I loathe people who say "oh jalapeno too spicy waaaaaaaaaaa" but you don't see me advocating for genocide outside of politicians and employees of the federal government

>>19715503
enemies that unnerve me

Uhhh try wrapping a pork tenderloin. Google said water chestnuts but that seems weird. Figs. Someone already said scallops. Uhhh.

Try making egg cups? You layer the bacon in the bottom of a muffin pan and crack and egg overtop. Bake for however long and wa la.

>>19715503
I'd wrap you in bacon anon because you're a treat.

>>19715656
weird...
>>19715659
>Uhhh try wrapping a pork tenderloin.
just finished that

>>19715558
ayo this nigga eatin' beans

>>19715558

My cock

>>19715617
>pickapeppa sauce
that's literally for white people. this is real jamaican pepper sauce

>>19715851
Love that shit. Great habanero flavor, good heat, and it's only $1 a bottle.

>>19715851
Pickapeppa isn't spicy. It's something totally different.

>>19715859
It's scotch bonnets actually, same type of pepper used in jerk paste
>>19715874
I'm sorry I wasn't trying to compare it as a hot sauce, the point I was making is that pickapeppa a shit

>>19715880
Then you're a fucking retard and wrong. It's not a hot sauce. It's a condiment like ketchup. Don't reply to me ever again, retard. I hope your parents get ALS and shit themselves to death.

Looked in on this thread with the hope anons wouldn’t let me down, and they didn’t. You have restored my faith in humanity with all the penis posts, anons. May those of you who did so be blessed by whatever deity or natural phenomenon you believe in!

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