/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Maybe no one wants to view a webm thread when images take 2 minutes to load.

>>19713211

>>19713211

>>19713501
What cooking level do you have to be to use a pan that big? I can't handle more than about a 16qt stock pot, and that only for thin soups.
is he a witch?

>>19713508
10 000 hours
when you do the same thing day in day out it becomes second nature
the old dood helping place the rocks likely taught him when he was a lad

>>19713583
>sauce cooked in a bag

>>19713583
how many good boy points did this meal cost you?

>>19713501
What country is that?

>>19713637
all of them

>>19713583
What comfy meal

>>19713642
Perhaps the filename may be a clue.

>>19713714

this is how u prepare milk carton this whole time?

>>19713229
Works fine on a PC, only the mobile site seems to have issues.

>>19713642
Canada

>>19713229
Yeah what's up with that? Been going on for a week or two now, is 4chan finally shutting down? (hopefully...)

>>19713894
Yeah, if it's not butchered like that it's not halal

>>19713642
Finland

>>19713211
soft little bitch hurt his fingers and pulled his hand away

>>19713229
>>19713981
Works on my machine. Your connections are just being throttled for your numerous thought crimes.

>>19713936
i'd drink her hot milk if you know what i mean

>>19713909
happens on desktop too, YOU FUCKING CHUD

>>19713501
>"Smell it through the phone, sirs!"

>>19713229
THIS.Fuck you moot

>>19714286
poor Gaz he only wanted a quiet Carling away from the missus down t'local

>>19714131
Yeah how dare he be cautious around 500 degree exhaust fumes

>>19713508
>>19713501
They probably work for a catering company that makes like 1000 plates a day

>>19714555
>be fucking around community college, try and take an auto repair class for fun
>get told a guy forgot to do something live a live exhaust port like that and he got half his face nearly melted off
>drop class next day

>>19714707
Mice got to my bag of gorilla chow because my wife made me keep it in the garage.

>>19714752
one on the left is a woman btw

>>19714759

>>19714759
That's not cooking, thats mixing.

>>19714717
Finding out that was staged has ruined my will to go on

>>19713936
im not a chud anymore

>>19714759
this is unironically more gross and infuriating than those "haha ironic" bad cooking clips

>>19713936
who is this bug eyed skyrim character

>>19713941
Northwestern toronto, to be specific.

>>19713583
CUTE!!!!!!! VERY CUTE!!!!!!

>>19714706
Holy fucking yuckola
Really puts a damper on my MILF fetish

>>19713936
gross shit

>>19715249
Even for staged shit that's evil as fuck and I am sure any anons familiar with biology know why.

>>19715249
>chinese pond-falafel
Chinese pond-falafel.
huh

>>19714759
That’s a man
>>19715039
>>19715171
>>19715246
>>19715249
>>19715268
What’s the story behind this nigga
>>19714717
Sauce

>>19715284
It's a psychopath troll. If some desperate, hungry person tried to do this (And not cut away to swap in normal falafel) they'd be -fucked-.

>>19715281
Ok Mr. biologist

>>19714759
secret ingredient looks like meth

>>19715278
it's just warmed milk

>>19713501
there is always a generic indian dude eating with his hands in a plaid shirt. Always.

>>19715304
that's fucking awesome actually, i was thinking about getting a little outdoor water feature going and being able to make a couple of duckweed dumplings every few weeks sounds dope

>>19715249
is this nigga eating duck weed?

>>19713931
lol I look like this and cook like this

>>19714707
whew this is based

>>19715259
>filename
ahahahahaha

>>19714740
Fucking bitch

>>19713643

>when that deformed shit covered foot touches your tortilla

>>19714726
One thing is keeping the dessert and main course separate, but combining them isn't even photo worthy

>>19714713
I know squab is legit food, but this looks awful. Why not gut and defeather it first?

if all the webm threads are just the same /pol/ spam constamly, why do jannny allow it?

>>19713936
what was the point of this video?

>>19715296
I don't think they were pretending to be a woman

>>19714757
They are both women you bigot. The clip with sound is so much better.

I don't even know why I click on these threads any more it's all just the same dozen webms posted over and over

>>19715847
Did he just pour the old frying oil down the drain?

>>19715862
i have diabetus from watching this

>>19715246
every step of this left me feeling more confused

>>19715259
It actually hurts to watch this. It raises so many questions that there are no good answers to.

>What is this paste supposed to be?
>How can he not understand that this is not an acceptable coating for chicken?
>How does he not realize that this is disgusting and unappetizing?
>Why does that fork have a hole down the length of it?
>Is there peanut butter in this mix, or just mustard and plaster?
>What the fuck is that cutting board made out of? Linoleum?
>Why is he wearing a small tire on his left wrist?

I know it's jack, but I still can't get used to his fucking lunacy.

>>19715268
What's going on here? Foie Gras?

>>19715813
....

>>19713229
I haven't had a single problem with images loading

>>19714361
kek, i hate that annoying nigger

>>19716430
it looks like shit being cut out of a stomach and then cooked

>>19715344
He's not talking about the milk.

>>19715930

>>19716668
What's with pajeets and being thr most vile beings on this planet second to jews?

>>19714738
Making a restaurant to trick black people is pretty funny.

>>19713981
Im having the same... sometimes. this webm had no issues for me. I think hiroshimoot is just cutting down on server costs to make more cash money.

>>19714776
Almost every turkish ice cream vendor video like that is staged
It's not something regular ice cream vendors will do, you have to seek the parlor trick ones out and even they will usually stop the trickery when they see you get actually annoyed
They still want your money after all

>>19716675
Eat like that on daily basis and you too can grow manboobs.

>>19713501
that looks really good tho

>>19716671
What luxury. Third worlders will never know this feel.

>>19715281
Heat will kill all bad microbes

>>19715799
INDIAN SALTBAE

>>19713714
Huh, I always wondered what was inside milk cartons.

>>19713501
It's probably not even bad but it's the grabbing the shit with your hands like an animal that gets me

>>19715593
the "topping" looks like shit, and they eat from the shit-covered ground. The foot is not a game changer there

>>19715296
>What’s the story behind this nigga
what do you mean story
hes just cooking innards and stuff preserved in innards
used to be a common thing back in the olden days

>>19715930
not just the old oil, but the hot oil too. which can and probably will fuck up the pipes and emaille even more

>>19713501
why is evety Indian dish just rice and spice that somehow looks exactly like diarrhoea

>>19716671
>>19716843
>luxury
I was just about to comment how dystopian that feels
just fully stacked shelves of grossly processed shit that tastes and looks the same, with minor differences in color variations, so you can feel like you have "free choice"

>>19716964
well maybe dont go through the frozen pizza section if you dont want to look at frozen pizza

How much+tip would be webm related?

>>19713229
Phone fag here...been having this prob for over a week...i turned off the cookie pop up protection on duckduck go and it seems to have helped for the most part but not always...also it doesnt matter where im browsing 4chins, at work or at home it still fucks up

>>19716981
I'm assuming its ISP related. I have the same issue on all of my devices.

>>19716990
Yah that was my suspension at first...idk, i can play the first two webems in this thread but no others....but typically if i leave the page open long enough vids/images will function....actually thsts my main frustration is not being able to expand images :/

>>19714743
Kek

>>19714752
They put tomatoes on this bitch

>>19716997
***Webms....lol

>>19713508
you just throw shit in... what is there to "handle" you fucking retard? do you not know how to throw items into a giant pit?

>>19715799
FABULOUS SIR

>>19715268
Is this beggar sect cooking?

>>19717003
despite the reddit eating, the burger and green sauce does look good.

>>19716671
Seems like either the purchasing manager fucked up and ordered pallets instead of cases or they're prepared for a big sale on frozen pizzas. Or maybe there's just a lot of fatasses in the area and they know their market.

>>19717059
serfcore

>>19714738
>zamn I'm cute!

>>19717127
She would probably slurp the semen out of your balls so good you would be wailing like while e coyote looney tunes style but no longer now, you insulted her.

>>19717041
Is that the secret to gourmet burgers, using a whole stick of butter for a single one and half drowning it in worcestershire sauce?

>>19715268

>>19715834

It was made so the tranny would get comments about her being hot so she can feel valid, as if we can't tell that without the filter she looks like a trucker wearing a wig.

>>19717186
Don't forget the extra thick pickles that are still just raw cucumbers and cheese that won't even melt under a blowtorch

>>19713931
>grasshoppers are a miniscule part of the burger
>not even a top bun
what's the point?

>>19713211
Is that a turbo manifold on a 7afe/4afe Toyota engine? I need one for my shitty 6gen American st celica.

>>19713501
Hell yeah doo.

>>19717186
Yes.

>>19713501
I don't get the eating rice with your hands, spoons are one of the oldest inventions of mankind

>>19717295
Hands came before the spoon though

>>19716975
what does it taste like? Is it a dessert?

>>19713583
>The Land Before Thyme

>>19717256
I bought his seasoning and used it

>>19716973
such style, such grace...

>>19714727
Source ?

>>19715259
Is that non newtonian batter?

>>19716964
Well aren't you an intellectually dishonest hipster.

>>19717374
How was it? I've been looking for it without luck so I guess I'll need to order it.

>>19717658
You are paying for all the unsold pizza, you should be pissed

>>19715862
>Frying on your bed

>>19717007
i always wonder what the white shaving cream-looking stuff is

>>19716980
i'm furious

>>19716980
Why do retards cut their nail below the skin? It's not masculine I any way it's stupid. A millimeter of nail would've avoided thta entire predicament.

>>19717003
I want to go to Disney land but I don't have any friends who can afford to go.

>>19717986
This might surprise you, but good hygiene standards dictate to keep your nails short in the kitchen. Not all of us need coke nails or shit scrapers

>>19717660
>love food
No, you love being fat.

>>19717666
Anon I have been looking for this beautiful trainwreck for months. Can't exactly Google :) :) :) :)

>>19717003
I don't think you're supposed to eat tiramisu with your hands. That being said, the food looks amazing.

>>19717811
Yogurt

>>19714702
salmonella city

>>19714721
reminds me of my childhood

>>19714731
is that a man?

>>19714743
imagine wringing out her beer-soaked knickers into your mouth

>>19718352
>10 minutes later passes out
gee why do i keep getting raped

>>19717003
Everything looks lik plastic

pls someone post that webm of that old Mexican man that makes a michelada in a styrofoam cup and his cutie latina daughter makes a cameo

>>19718019
>He never enjoyed a MC Ice cream Mac™

>>19716934
>go to grocery store
>buy milk carton
>get home
>open the milk carton
>there's no milk, just blood

>>19717003
I have had the spaghetti, it was ok.

>>19717372
Top Zoz

>>19713501
I would never eat this shit.
But I love watching these bulk cooking videos

>>19713643
Realize that you had a 15% chance to be born in India.
Be thankful for what you have.

>>19713714
Reminds me of a video of someone cutting up a carton of milk with scissors like it was supposed to be some great way to pour it and it was just shit.

>>19715834
I've no idea.

>>19717041
>how the fuck are you supposed to eat this, Look LOOOK ITS FUCKING DRIPPING

>>19714713
wtf was that diarrhea looking shit in its chest?

>>19714725
Of course she has hoodrat nails

>>19714738
Is there anything that screams nouveau riche more than gold leaf

>>19714748
This nigga living like an anime but has a Zojirushi rice cooker.

>>19715039
>just smother this cock and balls in spices to make it palatable.

>>19715171
wtf was that thing hollow?

>>19715246
You guys think his fucked up diet might be doing something to his ticker?

>>19715171
christ, I've seen another video of some Asian guy "breaking down" one of these fucking things and I thought I was going to puke

>>19718322
>cover everything with sauce while the alcohol has not fully evaporated from the wine

I’m mad

Wrong kid died

>>19715813
You think that guy knows he's probably not going to live another five years?

>>19715930
He's at a hotel room.
The definition of not my problem

>>19716658
wtf is that?

>>19716663
There's something just so disgusting about food being prepared inches away from someone's feet.

>>19716968
Why am I not surprised someone who's bald, but with a face of a baby eats like a 6 year old?

>>19714725
hello yeast infection

>>19716973
That is too much effort to put into a job that pays only minimum wage

>>19716980
He needs to sharpen that knife

>>19717811
Probably just plain yogurt

>>19717041
Who the fuck likes fat burger patties this day and age?

>>19716973
>>19717414
>>19718809
This is what repetition of an easy, boring task does to a motherfucker.

>>19718760
"It burns off, Anon!" Is what the retards will tell you.

>>19718731
the anime caused the rice cooker

>>19718887
Oh wow. I meant to say animal lol

>>19718914
kek either works

>>19714721
ouroboros

>>19718912
>shaving cream doesn't melt unlike real whipped cream
If you make whipped cream by hand then it doesn't melt either because you combined the little bits of fat to keep the air trapped.

>>19714713
guy probably opened the coolant lid while it was hot and got sprayed with 500 degree liquid

>>19714759
Ugly ass hair

>>19714717
Pay attention how she feigns sadness in hopes that the Chad ice cream server will cave in but he stood his ground. Once she realized she has been dominated she reveals her true nature and leaves angrily. The Chad then proceeds to give her the ice cream since she has already paid for it and he is not a dishonest man.

>>19718930
That was probably it yeah

>>19718945
Anon he chased after her.

>>19715171
WHERE TF DO YOU EVEN GET ONE OF THOSE GIANT SEA ISOPODS TO COOK???

>>19718953
the ocean

>>19715799
/fa/jeet

>>19716980
jesus CHRIIIST

>>19718000
food isn't falling out of short nails, you do not need to cut them to an unhealthy degree. that's a man specific thing to be fake masculine

>>19714743
The internet was a mistake

>>19716671
For anyone curious, this video was filmed in a woodmans, a small grocery franchise in Wisconsin and the Chicago area. You can tell by the brick flooring and design of the carts. Nobody ends does that shit. And no, this is not the result of over purchasing pizza, this is just what woodmans stores are like. Thare big, 200,000-250,000 sqft.

And here’s the source btw.
https://twitter.com/MikeBradleyMKE/status/1580381366314598401
https://news.yahoo.com/wisconsin-grocery-store-massive-frozen-001533153.html

>>19719103
That part of the country also gets hit super hard with blizzards so many pizza joints won't deliver hence the tons of frozen pizzas for people to scratch their itch. Also use the cheap cheese because dairyland

>>19716964
Anon you can spend $30 on some primo organic pizza if you want.

My deli also offerers refrigerated pizzas that are bigger and fresher than frozen sloppa

>>19718809
>what are tips

>>19717007
its the chicken that does it for me at the end its like the most bland looking chicken

>>19713583
>boiled and or microwaved plastic
yikes... but nice otherwise

>>19713211

>>19714757
no it isn't, it's a man

t. trailer trash tammy fanboy

>>19715862
Sliiiide to the right get rocked to the left and fall on your ass bitch I put it in your chest

>>19715281
explain plz

>>19717003
>fructose cream soda
>fire safflower oil spaghetti
>seed oil burger
>pirhana plant oil
>stevia cupcake
>high fructose tiramisu
>mt canola cake

>>19717256
>>19717374
seen this at the store had no idea it was an eceleb meme thing

>>19713643
Can you really respect a country, nay an ethnicity, whose main cuisine can be doled out by literal hand?

>>19714706
I have a weird feeling that's his mom.

>>19718642
>*taps* the knife

>>19716964
>dystopian
Thirdies actually think frozen pizza is 1984 lmao

>>19714738
I give credit to the waiter for going through with that bullshit routine.

>>19715799
holy based

>>19713583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8zlUUrFK-M&pp=ygUTanVyYXNzaWMgcGFyayB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D

>>19718927
>If you make
foreign words to that video's intended audience

>>19718642
it's burnt

>>19719697
No it's not.
You can figure out why it looks burnt on your own time.

>>19719329
Why does Morgan make my dick so hard?

>>19716675
the nodding is hypnotic

>>19719414
(You)

>>19719717
nah it's burnt stop coping

>>19719764
Cheers

>>19718672

>>19719329
This chick cut her tits off and start saying her name's Mike yet?

>>19719850
I rape you

>>19719852
I know her type. Very easily influenced and she is clearly in that crowd of groomers

>>19719329

>>19719874
He transitioned, don't bother.

>>19719878

>>19719784
is this dude retarded? just use the scissors the open the stubborn seam instead of hacking shit up

>>19716671
Average Norwegian store

>>19719889
Don't listen to him Morgan is still just a female tomboy

https://www.youtube.com/@morgandrinkscoffee

>>19718927
I love making whipped cream by hand. It's fun!

>>19719456

>>19717059
Lmao. Like they say only the strong survive in the jianghu

>>19718355
It does.
>>19719414
As a burger that grew up on homemade desserts and meals, this bothers the fuck out of me.

>>19716671
I wish I lived there

>>19716671
This reminds me of the first time I walked into a BJs.

>>19719784
>>19718672
The way the milk goes everywhere but in the glass has me in stitches.

>>19717261
>five signs you're in a restaurant in Phoenix AZ

>>19714721
Zero net gain

>>19714730
Please brothers, who is she?

>>19720462
One fucking Oreo?
The ice cream and the cream in the Oreo is going to be almost the same any way so might as well just buy a bunch of cheaper Oreo cookies and use more of those

>>19719329
this is my favorite one post it more often pls. i also like the one where she drinks the customers coffee because it's too full

>>19720607
That's my mom. Fucking bitch.

>>19717196
>her
>she

>>19713931
Honestly death by starvation seems rather attractive compared to this

>>19717157
yikes

>>19720732
Use the bugs to feed chickens. Collect and eat their eggs. Defeat jews with one simple trick.

>>19714738
The gourmet strip club experience lol

>>19713583
>gravy
Ruined it.

>>19714734
How come the spiders do not bite her?

>>19720462
>using a knife to crush the ore instead of a mortar and pistole

>>19720856
severing the head is instant death

>>19717003
Mario Land at Universal is such a waste right now, they only have one fucking ride. The food itself is a bigger incentive to try and get in than anything else they have over there.

>>19713501
I wish I had a pan that big to do mealprepping.
I would only have to cook once per trimester.

>>19715834
Attention, and validation of course! What else could he want by posting this?

>>19714759
>secret ingredient
Female hormones?

>>19715246
>charcoal, wheat flour, sugar, deep fry
I get the deepfried dough, but why the charcoal?

>>19720462
>use the knife to crush the oreo in the blender
huh, maybe the blender no longer wor-...
>uses the blender to blend the oreo with the ice cream
thanks for the extra iron particles chipped from that knife, yum!

>>19714759
>uses a facemask to hide his big schnoz
oy vey, the sissyfication was meant for the goy, not for our kind!

>>19713229
The issue is the "is2" image server is very slow to respond. If you edit the file URL to the "4cdn" server, it'll respond and load right away. Just swap "is2.4chan.org" with "i.4cdn.org"
i.e. edit this:
https://is2.4chan.org/ck/1694939705284298.webm
to this:
https://i.4cdn.org/ck/1694939705284298.webm
If you're a /g/tard you could probably set up something to have it automatically redirect, but even doing it manually is still faster than waiting for it to friggin load

>>19721084
*is currently being very slow to respond
This is definitely a recent issue, is2 is usually fine

>>19718739
Indian/SEA cooking 101.

>>19718776
Did Zyzz?

>>19717666
Thanks satan

>>19719903
>>19720078
>>19718672
that guy was a legit representative from the milk company doing a PSA after people complained the carton was to hard to open so he went on live TV to show how easy it was to open them the right way.

>>19720028
you are autistic
you tap the knife to knock off whatever you were previously cutting

>>19713643
Is this a meal or are they mixing concrete on a plate? wtf is up with poos?

>>19716675
So between the first shot of the full english and the mum’s leftovers there was no scenery change, this fat motherfucker ate his mom’s whole meal after eating a full english
The whole video is this inbred hills have eyes type retard eating a grown ass obese man oversized plate and then eating his mum’s plate
Fucking grotesque those trash engladers are huh

>>19716968
Admire the english phenotype

>>19721084
afaik if you're browsing on a PC you can get Violentmonkey and the 4chanX userscript which will rewrite is2 to i automatically

>>19717007
Pajeet Escoslop

>>19717423
summer hart & annabel redd, Thanksgiving related

>>19715834
tictok videos are usually the most successful when they have a good hook (what's he gonna do with the hot milk? I better keep watching and find out!) even if there is no actual interesting ending

>>19714721
PROBLEM, GRASS?

>>19719329
is this the only person on tictok who actually knows how to be funny? Even if its the most basic, inane woman humour

>>19714719
män hands