/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19711037
I despise autistic fat neets who have nothing better to do with their free time than split hairs over the correct pronunciation of their favorite goyslop garbage

>>19711083
this guy says ree see pee sees LOL!!!!!!!!

It's a slant rhyme you dope.

It's real-tor not real-uh-ter

I don't despise them but I do think they're less intelligent unless they did so mockingly like how, despite knowing her name is pronounced Byurk rather than Byork, I call a certain Icelandic weirdo Buh-jork because it's fun and funny.
Lighten the fuck up. You'll be happier. : )

>>19711037
I fucking hate how much these vary based on their form factor. The standard size ones are always great, the slightly smaller individually wrapped ones are usually decent but not as good, but anything smaller fucking sucks.

>>19711515
I feel the opposite. The minis are the tastiest, the standards are okay and the big'uns taste like poopshits.

>>19711494
I highly doubt an Asian came up with it.

>>19711527
That's because they can use the higher quality chocolate for the smaller ones since there's less of it.

>>19711552
I thought it was likely because of the ratio of PB cream to chocolate.

>>19711571
Well, the peanut butter is higher quality too.

>>19711037
i call every reese's product "reesies peesies" no matter what. they are all "reesies peesies." thog dont care no more

>>19711810
Your name is Thog?

https://youtu.be/KJtULGvr-0s?si=r3YaFTj3pzEpRDu1

>>19711037
they're called "niggers" OP

it's recess

>>19711515
For me the small ones that a long time ago you could only get in a box were the absolute best.

>>19711552
>>19711646
You don't understand how manufacturing works

>>19712093
You're right, I just make shit up and see how long it takes for someone to correct me. Sometimes they never do and I later see people reposting what I said as if it's a proven fact.

>>19712098
I do the same shit lmfao, a lot of human history is reliant on "vibes". it doesn't matter what you say as long as it hits peoples' ear correctly

>>19711037
I too deespees them.

>>19711037
i call them feces pieces

>>19713572
HOLY FUCKING BASED

>>19711968
Did it seem like OP needed further elaboration?

>>19712083
63 cents

>>19715324
What does it cost now? I don't buy things.

Droppin nucular friggin bombs my dood. Orangutang and sherbert

>>19711943
My name is Jeff!

>>19711037
They're called niggers OP. Dunno how they fucked up the recipe but the new ones taste like shit anyway. My boy never deserved this kind of disrespect.

>>19715430
https://www.officesupply.com/cleaning-breakroom/breakroom-supplies/foods-beverages/candy-gum/reese-peanut-butter-cups-full-size-cups-bars/p1091158.html
$90

>>19717068
Yeah but this is 36x1.5oz =54oz. The one that cost 63 cents was only 10.4oz. So about the same I think.

>>19711037
My name is Reese

One time in high school a girl said "I bet you don't taste like one." And I froze up. Biggest ball drop of my life.

>>19711037
Reecies's Peecie's

>>19711083
fpbp

>>19711083
goyslop11/1//1!1!!1 smugsoyjack.png we did it reddit

>>19717753
What would be a good response to that? I don't think tasting like peanut butter would be something to brag about.

>>19718309
>care to find out?
>wanna try a taste?
>you could always take a bite of me
>only one way to find out
etc

>>19711037
The problem is the lack of basic English understanding, it literally has 2 E followed by a single E, why would they be pronounced the fucking same? It makes absolutely no sense unless they're a nigger who barely speaks anything but bix nood anyway.

What bothers me is when people pronounce Jif as "gif" like the image file format.

Reesies feces

Imagine being uppity over eating anything but these

>>19718773
These are actually way better than Reese's. Just goes to show you that just because it's a big brand, doesn't mean it's the best.

>>19718414
My mother asked me about the pronunciation of gif the other day. I explained to her that due to it being an acronym for Graphics Interchange Format, I personally prefer the pronunciation "gif." There are words like giraffe which are pronounced with the J sound despite starting with a G, so I see why there's a case to be made for saying jif, but I think it's a weaker case than the case for gif.

>>19711037
We do it to specifically annoy you. We’ve been following you since you were born

>>19718898
People mispronounce my last name with a soft g rather than a hard g. I just assume they’re Italians with a speech impediment.

>>19720172
And your last name is?

>>19711037
For the cups I say Reese's, but for the candies I do say resses-peciess. And I'm sorry you have no silliness left in you.

>>19720787
Vagina. It's pronounced vag-ee-nuh not vuh-jai-nah. Richard Vagina of Greenbridge, Essex England. I live two doors down of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings.

Love a good reesee peecee

>>19711037
Is it ree-sis or ree-sees

>>19721163
If you have to ask, you've already failed.

>>19721158
Do people call you Dick for short?

>>19717753
Would you say you fell to pieces

>>19711037
Rhesus